Wednesday, March 4th 2009
The "Over The Moon" Watch
It's on a fucking cover! Oh, by "it" I mean "over the moon" and not Jennifer Aniston. But the "IT" nickname still belongs to Vadge. Forever and always.
Anyimabouttokickacow, can you believe this shit? This week, I'm going to have to steer clear from drug and grocery stores, because if I see this hateful shit in person, I may call 911 three times. Using "over the moon" is an emergency! The crazy McNugget bitch put ideas in my head.
And if Jenny and John spawned, the moon would fucking explode. Wait. That would end this "over the moon" madness!
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
OMG! They just said: "Over the moon!" on Medium! And they TOTALLY puncutated it! I won't tell you why case you din't see it yet;p
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FUCK YOU, WMG!!!
Seriously, the idiot watch starts when you use that OTM shit.
Christ how many times have magagazines claimed that Aniston was preggers? I won't believe she is up the duff until I see her belly grow.
Although in one way I hope she is because earth mother Jolie would HATE it!
its the tabloid crap media that creates the ang and jen bs as if either would give a shit about each other *sigh*. if the public are dumb enough to believe it they deserve all the bs they get!
I hate these damn headlines "finally a baby"
like finally, my life is right. A baby is going to take away all the problems in my world. That only works if you're angelina and giving birth to God. Don't these bitches know anything.
Submitted by K2 on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 4:39pm.
i can't stand laineys bullshit. what a bore!
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Submitted by rotten_egg on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 4:20pm.
"Pitt's obviously superior DNA".. sorry but I HAD to laugh out hard and loud for that bit. Hahahaha!!!.
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Well you know these loons get this idea of perfect DNA from all the sites that are suck ups to the Jolie/Pitts( not one of those loons have an original thought). Lainey Gossip drones on and on about Shiloh hitting some f*cking genetic jackpot!! I think that chic is smoking something alot stronger than weed!
"Submitted by Pimpcessa on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 12:41pm."
o h you know Maniston used bear, squirrel, and possum traps; until she remembered she was hunting a MAN!
yeah JA is one cool cucumber, she took Brad dumping her so well.LOL
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 2:24pm.
I can't speak for anyone else, but I like Vanilla. She is cute, I love her style, and she just seems like a fun person to me.
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I agree... I've always liked her and she DOES seem like fun to be around. I'd much rather spend a day with her than a lot of the other people represented here...
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
"Pitt's obviously superior DNA".. sorry but I HAD to laugh out hard and loud for that bit. Hahahaha!!!.
There is not a single strand of "superior" DNA in Pitt's body.
Damn! Pitt's brother is one ugly mofo.
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anustain ain't NEVA having a baby!! she doesn't want to devote that kinda a time to another human being.
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 2:02pm.
Submitted by idiots drive me loco: "I swear, it's the loons incessant need for all woman to "{have a man" and to "have a litter" that enrage me."
Agreed! I love being a wife and mother and find it fulfilling and all that jazz. But it enrages me that women are still found lacking and are assumed to be lonely and unfulfilled and unnatural if they don't choose that path.
We need to stop DOING that to women. And no one does that finger-pointing more than other women. It's cruel and stupid.
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Agreed. Applauded. Best comment ever.
@ Condi the ingro...
Too bad brad's supposed superior sperm will doubtless produce duh mini-dicks, short and lift wearing pansies. BTW, brad is 5" 8-10ins and looks tall because he wears lifts and high heeled boots.) The duh kids will have personality that makes limp lettuce seems attractive, they will be talentless and balless idiots like daddy whose successes was due to being a RENT boy to studio heads/producers, ridding coattails of more famous women like Jen and his looks.
Whereas,John's even superior sperm will at least produce beautiful(his family consists of good looking people unlike brad who is the only one in his family), tall kids with big envious peen. They will be intelligent, have sense of humour, fun, happy and talented with personality to be reckoned with.
Thank God Jen chose John over mini man peen brad.
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Blessed are the meek/boring/compassionate Bible bashers without sin and the God/Jesus lovers; for they shall inherit the earth.
As if! If she didn't want to use Pitt's obviously superior DNA when she was married to him, why in hell would she want to use Mayer's definitely inferior douche-like sperm? Their kid would have a giant unmanageable tongue (see Timberlake's impression of Mayer on Jimmy Fallon's show for corroboration) and squinty eyes! Bleah
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Holy Shit! What planet are some of you from? Why on earth do you put Pitt's DNA on some pedestal? Superior DNA? That has to be a joke, right? Have you seen his brother Doug? Not much to look at and neither is his sister. He got lucky - if that's what you want to call it. Personally I find him to be very bland and average. He has chipmunk(ish) cheeks (jowls/weird jaw line), his nostrils are so wide that I could probably shove nickels up there plus he's dumb as a stump! As for his children, Shiloh is ordinary and the twins resemble her. Basic blond hair and blue eyes - absolutely NOTHING extraordinary. I've seen cuter children than her. I guarantee she'll get a nose job or some cheek implants by the time she's 20!
Submitted by DebFrmHell on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 2:42pm.
Jennifer is Queen in my books. I hope she is on the pill while with John Mayer...
There is a goodness that comes from inside with her and that is why she glows.
Brad Pitt was a better man while they were together, not the pretentious media whore he is today.
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Dear M. Dlisted,
I think you should get some perspective Re: "Over the moon" otherwise you are going to give yourself a combined hernia/thigh strain due to the stress you are putting yourself under. If you are going to pick a phrase to hate, why go for OTM??? PEOPLE SAY THIS SHIZZZ ALL THE TIME. And just remember it is off of the delightful nursery rhyme about the cow and the spoon etc. etc.. You should cut OTM some slack. Why not concentrate on "Hearts and Minds" instead???? THAT REALLY GETS ME GOING.
Props to Life & Style for getting the Brangeloons whipped into a tizz!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
I call BS. And why is it that when she gets pregnant they act like she's some helpless twat- oh the doctors helped her--disgusting. Making a million babies does not make you a better woman. This headline is disgusting.
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The tabloids persist in shoveling it on, don't they? All of this stuff is totally false - in the article accompanying this cover, "a source" or "a friend" will state that Aniston "may have" seen a fertility specialist (hopefully not the one the Octomom used) and "is thinking" about having a baby, "possibly" with Mayer.
As if! If she didn't want to use Pitt's obviously superior DNA when she was married to him, why in hell would she want to use Mayer's definitely inferior douche-like sperm? Their kid would have a giant unmanageable tongue (see Timberlake's impression of Mayer on Jimmy Fallon's show for corroboration) and squinty eyes! Bleah.
Kudoes to you all except warmislandsun I agree with you all. Just go to her IMDB messageboard. It's the worse I've ever seen. So much hate and disdain for no good reason. I can vaguely recall when she could do no wrong. Then her marriage fell apart and now she's all things negative to a lot of twisted people just because the media decided o put her into a role. If I lived that kind of life there would not be a day that I wouldn't bitchslap somebody.
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Jennifer is Queen in my books. I hope she is on the pill while with John Mayer...
There is a goodness that comes from inside with her and that is why she glows.
Brad Pitt was a better man while they were together, not the pretentious media whore he is today.
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>sigh< I feel bad for Aniston - and NOT for the reasons you'd think. I feel bad because she has to put up with this persona the tabloids have created for her. Honestly, I DON'T believe that Aniston is desperate for a man or babies, or pines for Brad. And I also DON'T believe that Angelina is evil. All this tabloid rivalry crap is soooooooo tedious and inane. I am very very very tired of it. But here I am commenting on it, so...
Then again, I bet she doesn't let it bother her much. She might be boring and vanilla and all that, but she seems like someone who could laugh at this stuff.
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it's not about love for aniston for me, much more my dislike of how she's been treated by the media & her fucktard ex-husband.
and i don't find her vanilla, she's more like someone to laugh with. that's my kind of currency, rather than baby buying and pseudo intelligence.
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Sometimes I sing and dance around my house in my underwear. Doesn't make me Madonna. Never will.
I can't speak for anyone else, but I like Vanilla. She is cute, I love her style, and she just seems like a fun person to me.
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“I am taken very seriously as a businesswoman, in the business world and by the people I do business with”
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Why do so many people like Jennifer Aniston? She is plain, like vanilla. And not the good vanilla you get in Mexico, the artificially flavored vanilla you buy at the Piggly Wiggly 2.96 for 5 ounces.
when does Jen portray herself as a victim? It is the TABLOIDS who have done that. In fact, in her last interview, she said, "there are no heroes and no villains in this story". WHERE is she claiming to be a victim?
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Submitted by Bellaella on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 1:34pm.
I hate Jennifer-goody-goody-poor-me-Aniston. Why is she always the poor-me victim whilst Angelina is the devil?
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You mean you haven't noticed Jolie's 666 tatoo?
Submitted by idiots drive me loco on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 2:04pm.
So very true!
It's like saying Oprah or Marilyn Monroe weren't women enough. That's downright stupid.
And I agree with whoever said the loons are worse then Brangelina itself. They epitomize everything that's wrong with how women are viewed by society.
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Sometimes I sing and dance around my house in my underwear. Doesn't make me Madonna. Never will.
no shit, especially when you don't know the reasons. Not everyone should be mothers. Not everyone wants to be a mother. Not everyone CAN be a mother, and to define womanhood, and to only validate women by landing a man and spitting out crotch fruit, we devalue our entire gender. I am more than a fucking uterus; we all are more than just ovaries waiting for fufillment.
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
Submitted by idiots drive me loco: "I swear, it's the loons incessant need for all woman to "{have a man" and to "have a litter" that enrage me."
Agreed! I love being a wife and mother and find it fulfilling and all that jazz. But it enrages me that women are still found lacking and are assumed to be lonely and unfulfilled and unnatural if they don't choose that path.
We need to stop DOING that to women. And no one does that finger-pointing more than other women. It's cruel and stupid.
idiots drive me loco
Right?? I blame them for my hatred of Brangelina more than Brangelina themselves.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
I wonder what the loons would do if alone barren hag had to be removed from their vocab. I swear, it's the loons incessant need for all woman to "{have a man" and to "have a litter" that enrage me.
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
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How in hell is this turning into a "white" thing??
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 1:20pm.
How can tabloids get away with such lies?
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The British tabloids do it incessently. They are the absolute worst.
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I know one person that is responsible for that. Mr. Murdoch himself.
I love gossip but I don't know if I could take it personally day in and day out.
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Submitted by Bellaella on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 1:34pm.
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Too bad we don't have the Furley emoticon on here. I don't even have the strength....
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Bellaella
I hate Jennifer-goody-goody-poor-me-Aniston. Why is she always the poor-me victim
Because that is exactly how YOU wish to see her so you can validate you know who!!
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
I hate Jennifer-goody-goody-poor-me-Aniston. Why is she always the poor-me victim whilst Angelina is the devil? If Jennifer doesn't want all the publicity, then don't flaunt yourself and your boyfriends all over the talkshows and tabloids! No need to feel sorry for her folks - she's worth bazillions of dollars and can afford to buy your entire town. Not to mention living in a house big enough to house your entire town.
Yeah, I don't understand the chin comments. Look at Reese Witherspoon - lots of people with prominent chins. JJers have to say something bad about her because of the enormous lips they adore.
How can tabloids get away with such lies?
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The British tabloids do it incessently. They are the absolute worst.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 1:14pm.
Submitted by FritoDorito on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 1:13pm.
You know, I've always wanted to work for a tabloid. It seems like the easiest job in the world, all you do is fabricate stories all day.
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And fun!
But, in the end, I couldn't live with myself sadly. I wish that weren't true cuz it really would be hella fun.
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Yeah, me too. I'm not evil enough to not feel guilty about it. No matter how hard I try, I will never be evil enough. (cry)
Obviously one must be a complete sociopath to do something like that
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
Submitted by WinosNeighbour on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 12:45pm.
Ya kind of reminded me of this-
http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/05/12/99-grammar/
I like that for ESL you know to use the 'duh' word. Cute.
Submitted by FritoDorito on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 1:13pm.
You know, I've always wanted to work for a tabloid. It seems like the easiest job in the world, all you do is fabricate stories all day.
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And fun!
But, in the end, I couldn't live with myself sadly. I wish that weren't true cuz it really would be hella fun.
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OCTOMOMMY STRIKES AGAIN!!!
Finally! February Highlights #1!
FUCK YOU, WMG!!!
How can tabloids get away with such lies?
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You know, I've always wanted to work for a tabloid. It seems like the easiest job in the world, all you do is fabricate stories all day.
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
I call bullshit until I see a bump.
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
This is about as true as when Life and Style proclaimed Angie and Brad planning another set of twins right after the birth of the other blobs, a 100 million dollar prenup and wedding date set in France, Britney pregnant with Adnan's baby, etc. Totally bullshit to make a cover. End of story.
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Submitted by gia on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 1:07pm.
I wish I had that problem!! lol my b/f graduated last year and we make almost the same exact amount of money and I have no degree..yet
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