That Didn't Last Long
Here I was thinking that Megan Fox's vagina was going to chomp its way through all the peens of Hollywood. I was wrong, because it looks like she's back to riding Hi-Ho David Silver, but who knows? Maybe they were caught on their way to ex sex. Dickmatization does that to a slut.
When you break up with good dick, at first you get all empowered by telling yourself you don't need to bust nuts in order to be happy. Then before you know it, you're laying in bed and all you can think about is that good dick. It doesn't matter the dick is attached to a major bag of caca. No. You don't even think of that. You just think of that peen opening its lips and softly telling you how much it loves you. That shit make you call the dick owner and tell him how much you miss him, blah.. blah.. blah... When really you just want to hit that dick again.
That's probably what happened to Megan. Or maybe this was just one of those publicity stunt things fameswhores can't stop themselves from doing. Yeah, after all that, let's go with the latter.
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Shes is pretty And I respect the fact that she is stuck in 1996.
Dating a 90210 character made me ponder it.
The clothes made me suspect it.
The 2 toned hair confirmed it.
Your'e like 21 and hollywoods little minute girl and your f***ing dating Brian Austin Greene of all people?
yeah. Your in the wrongggg decade. me too.
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I dont think, I drink.
When she first came onto the scene, I couldn't understand the "hype" and thought she was weird-looking.
Now I just think she's plain hot. Fake boobs, whatever. She looks good enough that it doesn't really matter if she can't act (I wouldn't know, never seen any of her movies).
She is looking a little MiserAlba in these pics.
xoxoxoxox
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by Queen of Queens on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 11:08pm.
I was ready to tuck and roll
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
He must get daily offers from trillionaires to let them hit that.
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
Whore.
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Um, um, Look to the cookie Elaine. Look to the cookie.
Homie got that "I OWN THAT PUSSY" walk.
Yoooo. We've all been there. Shit I'm still there. Just the other week I found myself in a cab on the LES and I was ready to tuck and roll out that bitch when I realized that good dick I had in January lived around the corner. Damn, I was so ready.
...mad at this, "I know you weren't born when I did what I did and I know that I was an inspiration to you and I take that as a complete compliment." Mark Spitz
Oh, and Bitches is dumb!
Oh Good!
That makes TWO dumb bitches that have gone back to their abusive boyfriends this week...
I just want to know if he's got the big, swinging, pipe-thick, porcelain cracking python between his legs that everyone says he does.
I'd hit it AND take shelter under it, too.
Submitted by tweak on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 6:23pm.
anyone know what brand of jeans she's wearing?
I think they're Frankie B's. (Someone in my fambly wears them.) Wait, gotta go back and check her pics some more....
i would totally be dickmatized by david silver ~
it's not so easy to give up big dick i guess...
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nice ass...when does it open?
Blah, blah, blah.
Her first year living alone in L.A. was a reckless one. That’s when she started getting her tattoos (she now has seven) and exploring all the city’s weird, dark, and dangerous little corners. “I was just careless,” she says. “I would get myself into situations that were very bizarre—situations any logical person would not have gotten themselves into.”
GQ: Like what?
“Well, that year my boyfriend broke up with me, and I decided—oh man; sorry, Mommy!—that I was in love with this girl that worked at the Body Shop [a strip club on Sunset Boulevard]. I decided that I was going to get her to love me back, and I went out of my way to create a relationship with this girl, a stripper named Nikita. I was there all the time—I would go there by myself. I bought her things—perfume, body spray, girlie stuff. I turned into a weird middle-aged married man. I felt like I had this need to save Nikita. I’d get lap dances so I could get to know her, and I’d give her what I thought were great little sound bites of inspiration—like You can do it, you’re better than this! I didn’t want her to be there.” =============
She forgot about the GQ spread.
Megan Fox on why she did the FHM Spread:
“I really don’t know the purpose of it, now that I’m looking back. It’s something that I probably would not choose to do again. There was a little bit of that. There was a little bit of trying to break out of the character a little bit and be seen as more than a 16-year-old that I play on television. But it’s not something that I would choose to do again. That was a one-time thing”
“ONE TIME THING” MY a*s. HYPOCRITE
She’s like Miseralba. “Oh I’m wild, it’s ok to sleep around, wait! no! I guess I shouldn’t have done the FHM shoot until I became more establishedas an actress.” and blah, blah, blah. Just shut up. You’re just Hollywood's new piece.
alot of issues here.
TEASER!
...naked for a magazine photo shoot and boasted in the accompanying interview that she possessed “the libido of a 15-year-old boy.” (She also described a tattoo she’d gotten of her boyfriend’s name as being “next to my pie”—not exactly the kind of thing you say if you’re hoping to keep a low profile.) “
anyone know what brand of jeans she's wearing? he's packing, oh yeah====
He's packing man, I hear it, I see it.
Is she fucking bow-legged or some shit? She's always doing this weird duck walk looking move like she's trying to hold in her pee or something. She's still hot though, in a dollar-store Angelina kind of way.
-Fuck you with something hard and sandpapery-
Shit I thought that was Rachel Bilson. Anywrongho she’s hot he looks like a manlier Peter Andre.
She will dump David Silver again. He is David Silver after all. He is in love with Tori the hutt.
Nice implants. If she's so hot why does she feel he need to show off her plastic boobs? Desperate. Pathetic. Oh well.
She is hot...and speaking of hot, I think he is pretty hot too. I don't understand the hate. Plus, he gets some hot chicks. He was with Vanessa Marcil for a while and I had a girl crush on her forever, so gorgeous. Now Meagan Fox...
I love this girl. Pre-surgery, post-surgery, it doesn't matter, this girl pisses all over the other plain jane's in Hollywood. St. Angie would kill to have a hot bod like Megan's.
I think Megan is pretty and she can do better than BAG. But it was totally a PR stunt. She was on every magazine last week.
Say whatever you want but her tush is nice. But don't compare her ever to the GODDESS!!!.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 1:49pm.
OMG. I need fucking chocolate, a drink, booze, valium, something I am soooooooooooooooooo angry and grumpy today!
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How about a stupid joke - would that help?
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Freedom costs a buck-o-fiiiiiiive
Ummmmm, I really like her shirt. I would wear it without the whorey bra showing, but yeah, I covet it. (Can't comment on their relationship status due to lack of giving a crap.)
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Freedom costs a buck-o-fiiiiiiive
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 2:04pm.
Hahaha! I loved how you were so pissed at the dbl name!
You have given me the best laugh of the day!
Thank you!
Yeah, just goes to show how fast typing, and laziness regarding punctuation screws up a post!
with all the idiot baby names out there now, Lijah Kassius Lijah wouldn't shock me.
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“I am taken very seriously as a businesswoman, in the business world and by the people I do business with”
-Paris Hilton
DG hahahahaha OMG I was all up in arms over nothing, punctuation changes everything! LMAO
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Sensimina: "All we were ever meant to get out of Britney was her trodding around stage in whore outfits and lip synching."
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 1:53pm.
Lijah Kassius Lijah is what bugs me, why the same name two times and ITA with PSL, very Kardashian with the K
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It isn't Lijah Kassius Lijah! It's just Kassius Lilah~
My post was just poorly written with no punctuation!
Lijah Kassiua Lijah reminds me of,
Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman.
PSL - I didn't realize they spelled it with a K.
Lijah Kassius Lijah is what bugs me, why the same name two times and ITA with PSL, very Kardashian with the K
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Sensimina: "All we were ever meant to get out of Britney was her trodding around stage in whore outfits and lip synching."
OMG. I need fucking chocolate, a drink, booze, valium, something I am soooooooooooooooooo angry and grumpy today!
M.E., I like the name Cassius. I happen to know an extremely sexy man named Cassius. It is spelling it with a K that bugs me.
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“I am taken very seriously as a businesswoman, in the business world and by the people I do business with”
-Paris Hilton
PSL: I kan see how that kould happen. ;P
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Sensimina: "All we were ever meant to get out of Britney was her trodding around stage in whore outfits and lip synching."
Or maybe she didn't get all her shit moved out yet. They both look pissed off. And the last 20 times I moved it took me a week.
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HAHA IM USING THE INTERNETZ!!1!!!!!1!
I don't mind the name. At least it's not Apple or Moses or fucking ZUMA!
ooops, I knew that snowy- I guess I got konfused for a moment.
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“I am taken very seriously as a businesswoman, in the business world and by the people I do business with”
-Paris Hilton
LOL PSL it was Vanessa M not MF but still LOLOLOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Sensimina: "All we were ever meant to get out of Britney was her trodding around stage in whore outfits and lip synching."
KASSIUS? I didn't realize BAG or MF were related to the Kardashians.
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“I am taken very seriously as a businesswoman, in the business world and by the people I do business with”
-Paris Hilton
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 1:32pm
I think it's the ol' "I didn't really want a kid, and neither did you" name.
DG: what the hell kind of a gd name is that? they aren't African! LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Sensimina: "All we were ever meant to get out of Britney was her trodding around stage in whore outfits and lip synching."
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 1:27pm.
really DG? I didn't know that, LOL Cassius C
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I just looked on Wiki, and I was correct about cassius, although they spell it with a k, not c, and I was wrong about clay, it's Lijah Kassius Lijah! Now that's a beating on the playground in the making, if it hasn't happened already!
Hmmm...
Somebody skipped the "Don't Go Backwards" class in Angelina's "Fuck Your Way To The Top" course.
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The Chihuahua is a dog for lazy people. You ain't even got to walk it. Just hold it out the window and squeeze.
really DG? I didn't know that, LOL Cassius Clay
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Sensimina: "All we were ever meant to get out of Britney was her trodding around stage in whore outfits and lip synching."
her implants are bigger her ass is flat
sorry but I know she is pretty but there is something about her that makes me dislike her even before y'all knew she existed in Hope and Faith
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
I forgot that he and Vanessa Marcil had a kid together. Cassius clay or some name like that.
I wish this bitch would hurry up and de-throne Angelina in the chick-action flicks!! I bet she'd be great as Lara Croft.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!