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In the new issue of Glamour, the "biggest stars" (their fuckery-laced words, not mine) pose as female icons throughout history. Even with the newest version of Photoshop, Blohan doesn't pull off vintage Vadge. Bitch should have done current day Vadge instead. They look about the same age. Plop a curly wig on SamRo's head and she could easily pass as Baby Jesus after getting the youth sucked out of him by Vadge's roidy cooze. Now that would have made sense.
The other skanks in the magazine are: Camilla Belle (as Mary Tyler Moore), Emma Stone (as Carrot Horseshaw), Emma Roberts (as Audrey Hepburn), Alexis Bledel (as Rosie the Riveter), Ugly Betty (as Dolores Huerta), Alicia Keys (as Michelle Obama), Kim Zolciak's wig (as the Obama dog), Elisha Cuthbert (as Brandi Chastain), Hayden Panatroll (as Amelia Earhart), Paula Patton (as Billie Holiday), Chanel Iman (as Althea Gibson) and Odette Yustman, Spencer Grammer and Tater Head (as the hippies of Woodstock).
The picture with Tater Head is borderline babeh abuse. That tortured baby is trying to unsee what he's just seen. I hope his parents are paying attention, because if they ever get him a Mr. Potato Head for his birthday, that kid is going to take shelter under his bed and never come out. They better not make that mistake.
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good try HoHan but we'll use the FAIL stamp on that pic... NEXT!
As always, Alicia Keys is insanely pretty.
What the fuck they have hayden p. as Amelia Earhart?! Earhart wasn't no midget!!
How is Michelle Obama iconic? The only thing she's done is be married to a black president, She looks like a cracked out donkey cept' with a bigger mouth.
I don't know who half these girls are, but the costume dress up schtick is lame and boring. Blowhan makes that hose-bag face in every photo she poses for.
HUELGA!!!! (riot)
arrrgh...:::head exploding::::
Although, tennis chic, and America look cute. ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
Paula Patton is the hotness. That's all I got on this fuckstorm
For HoHan to pull off vintage Vadge she needed to put on like 30 or 40 pounds of chunk in her. Vadge was a fatty back then.
As for the rest, 80% in this list aren't really "big stars" and most of the "icons" they represent aren't even icons or well-known for that matter so it is going to fly by most people's head...especially those who don't know any pop culture from before 1990....which is most young turds nowadays.
I said it before and I will say it again, can't these bitches recreate their own iconic images without having to dress up as somebody else? Gee! No wonder NO ONE will remember them 10 years from now. They don't even have their own unique look.
I look like the mother of a Solid Gold dancer - Dorothy Zbornak
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyvYgDPcRIE
Stock,
Nah. Just this bunch of posers being tagged as 'iconic' makes want to punch a baby koala bear.
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The Chihuahua is a dog for lazy people. You ain't even got to walk it. Just hold it out the window and squeeze.
Alicia Keys and Camilla Belle look amazing. I hardly recognized Alicia in her picture. Absolutely stunning.
Hayden as Amelia? Fail.
Lindsay Lohan as Madonna? Triple Fail. They should've fed that bitch a rib sandwich before the shoot.
Alexis Bledel's shot is aiiight, but they could've made her look better than they did. At least she knows to not flash her lady parts and to not say stupid things in magazines. Gotta respect a bitch who can keep her mouth shut and avoid attention.
The rest I don't recognize except for that 5 head Rumer Willis.
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This list is a straight-up clusterfuck. I guess I should be thanking god they didn't dress little Emma Roberts up like Holly Golightly Audrey? Or worse, JLove.....
"Bitch, please! It's fucking personal!"
Is Spencer Frasier's daughter maybe?? IDK who half these sluts are either.
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Sensimina: "All we were ever meant to get out of Britney was her trodding around stage in whore outfits and lip synching."
I don't know most of these people, and I'm sick of dress-up photoshoots. Get original, damn it!
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Submitted by RufusR: "Those morons at Glamour need a history lesson. Media whores like Vadge and Horseface don't rank up there with women like Michelle Obama, Dolores Huerta, Althea Gibson or even Audrey Hepburn. Glamour should stick to what it knows: clothes, make up and bulimia."
*applauding wildly*
How Carrie Bradshaw is some kind of empowered woman is BEYOND ME. And as much as I worship the talent of Billie Holiday, she was a fucking MESS of a woman - not very empowered.
This has to be the STUPIDEST photoshoot ever...Glamour is a wannabe Vogue/Vanity Fair...this is so f'n retarded
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Hohan should send this photo to Sean Peen... Something tells me he'd like it.
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Snarkley, your comment about the Manson girls cracked me the eff up! I think Tater Head is channeling Squeaky Fromme in that pic.
I would be a terrible celebrity person...If they asked for me to be part of this kind of lame shit I would be like get real, fuck that queer crap. I dont think I would even want to play someone else who was famous in a film...Very rarely does it seem to work out, unless you are playing someone like Queen Elizabeth or something. All I can think of is JLH in The Audrey Hepburn Story...Talk about tragic.
Camilla Belle WHO? Emma Stone WHO?, Emma Roberts WHO? Alexis Bledel WHO? Ugly Betty EXACTALLY, Alicia Keys Proactive worked for her!, Elisha Cuthbert Icon…Right…, Hayden Panatroll Twunt, Paula Patton WHO? , Chanel Iman WHO? and Odette Yustman WHO? , Spencer Grammer WHO? and Tater Head WHO THE FUCK CARES.
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The Chihuahua is a dog for lazy people. You ain't even got to walk it. Just hold it out the window and squeeze.
The picture with the Hayden girl NEEDED the air plane to make me "see" she was trying to look like Amelia Earhart, because otherwise I couldn't see the resemblance. She's missing the aviator hat, tho. That way it could hide half her stupid face.
The only two chicks who's roles are easily recognizable (to me) are the Gilmore Girls chick and Blohan as Madonna. I didn't even recognize Blohan, she looks pretty in that picture. The rest made me go "WTF? who the fuck is THAT?".
And can anyone tell me what the hell has Michelle Obama done to get such admiration? please?. Thanks.
That photoshoot sucks ass, where is Cleopatra? wasn't she a fugly but charismatic smart ass?. And Eleanor Roosevelt?. I know this is all about appreciation, but come on!.
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Submitted by Am on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 1:43pm.
Katie on the cover too.... Must be their "Female Empowerment" issue. FAIL
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aren't both Dakota and Abigail B younger and waaayy more talented than these whores?
excepting Alicial Keyes, and maybe America.
The rest i can do without.
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i got this issue yesterday...thought most of the pics very nice
Emma Roberts does a hell of a lot better job channeling Audrey than does that desperate skank Jennifer Love Hewitt, but the fact remains that neither of them could hold a candle to the divine Ms. Hepburn.
Those morons at Glamour need a history lesson. Media whores like Vadge and Horseface don't rank up there with women like Michelle Obama, Dolores Huerta, Althea Gibson or even Audrey Hepburn. Glamour should stick to what it knows: clothes, make up and bulimia.
For the record: I HATE YOUNG HOLLYWOOD!
I think Camille Belle is gorgeous.....but not as Mary Tyler Moore.
Blohan should have been Debbie Does Dallas ~ icon porn star of the 70's.
Tater Head = I wonder how big the check was that Demi and Bruce wrote to have that fugly beast included.
Nice ensemble of losers, posers, and wannabe's.
*snore*
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Madness is rare in individuals - but in groups, political parties, nations, and eras it's the rule.
How are the hippies of Woodstock female icons? Seriously.
This crap is just lousy. Although it's a big step up for Glamour.
Submitted by SpunkyBrewster on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 1:45pm.
Took me like 5 mins to figure out who Carrot Horseshaw was lol
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It stumped me too for a bit!
'biggest stars'???
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
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'biggest stars'???
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
http://twoliablog.com/teacups-and-couture/
Took me like 5 mins to figure out who Carrot Horseshaw was lol
Skinday, Tater Head, and all the rest are the "biggest stars"???
Oh, hell just take me out back and shoot me. I can't take it anymore.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Fuck this fucking bullshit. Ugh. Stop remaking shit - fucking hobags!
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Stepford Katie is on the cover. Plus she and these overrated wannabees are in the mag? I guessa I'll use the whole thing as kindling. I can't have all that bullshit in my magazine rack next to my toilet. The toilet might get mad because it can smell all that shit but it can't make the stench go away.
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Try the Cardiologist's diet: if it tastes good, spit it out.
Meh!
Feh!
Tater Head would have been better as one of the Manson girls. No offense to the Manson girls.
Gilmore Girls..... Who TALKS like that?
Not feeling this photoshoot at all.
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seriously PSL and she looks like something out of The Grapes of Wrath, not Woodstock!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Sensimina: "All we were ever meant to get out of Britney was her trodding around stage in whore outfits and lip synching."
biggest stars? HA! who else is a big star besides A. Keys? glamour mag is buggin'.
why the fuck is anyone taking pictures of Rumer?
eeuuuwww.
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Hayden looks like a lezzie.
I prefer "Labia Lickin' Lady" over his obnoxious shouts of "Hot LEZZZZZBIAN Love!"
I don't get it. And Camilla Belle should have done Liz Taylor.
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I thought that picture of Elisha Cuthbert was Anna Paquin.
They didn't even try. It's almost as if it was a group effort to make it pathetically shitty between the casters, photographers, wardrobe, set, and makeup people.
I guess it IS Glamour magazine after all.
Hayden as Amelia Earhart??! Bitch, please!!!
I liked the Alexis Bledel one. Also, I've never seen camilla belle in anything but I kind of liked the Mary Tyler Moore picture.
Bender: Hey. What kind of party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker.
Apart from Alecia Keys and America Ferrera, and Hayden Gnome and Tater Head aren't you supposed to actually be working to be considered a "big star"? Elisha Cuthbert or whaterver her name is doesn't really work that often, I mean I don't see her in any previews or anything unless everything she's doing is going straight to DVD. Lindsay Lohan doesn't work and I have no idea who the rest of these girls are. Couldn't they get someone that's a bit more relevant? Has Alexis Bledel done anything besides Gilmore Girls, Sin City and that traveling pants shit?
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