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In the new issue of Glamour, the "biggest stars" (their fuckery-laced words, not mine) pose as female icons throughout history. Even with the newest version of Photoshop, Blohan doesn't pull off vintage Vadge. Bitch should have done current day Vadge instead. They look about the same age. Plop a curly wig on SamRo's head and she could easily pass as Baby Jesus after getting the youth sucked out of him by Vadge's roidy cooze. Now that would have made sense.
The other skanks in the magazine are: Camilla Belle (as Mary Tyler Moore), Emma Stone (as Carrot Horseshaw), Emma Roberts (as Audrey Hepburn), Alexis Bledel (as Rosie the Riveter), Ugly Betty (as Dolores Huerta), Alicia Keys (as Michelle Obama), Kim Zolciak's wig (as the Obama dog), Elisha Cuthbert (as Brandi Chastain), Hayden Panatroll (as Amelia Earhart), Paula Patton (as Billie Holiday), Chanel Iman (as Althea Gibson) and Odette Yustman, Spencer Grammer and Tater Head (as the hippies of Woodstock).
The picture with Tater Head is borderline babeh abuse. That tortured baby is trying to unsee what he's just seen. I hope his parents are paying attention, because if they ever get him a Mr. Potato Head for his birthday, that kid is going to take shelter under his bed and never come out. They better not make that mistake.
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I think they shoulda switched Audrey and MTM...
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Lohan made a crappy Marilyn, too.
She's just a plain looking ginger from LI. She doesn't have the facial bone structure to pull off Madge or Marilyn. All the wigs, makeup and photoshop just cannot make up for a great face.
I actually think Emma looks quite cute in her Audrey photo. She is one of the few young actresses I don't find annoying. Let's just thank God they didn't get Miley to do Audrey.
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Fuck this.
@yepyepyep: I stand corrected. It's a good angle with just enough blur, I guess;p
Still, she looks like she might drop the poor thing:(
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I really like Alexis Bledel. I only saw her in Sin City but she's so pretty and seems normal. And her photo is really good, unlike the rest.
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OMG! Did they let Lindsay hold a baby!?!?
DANGER DANGER!!!
Isnt that Tater Head?
What is it with this trend? It sucks ass.
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i don't know who half these bitches are.
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LOL! I'm looking thru the thumbs tryna find Lindsay as vintage Vadge. I TOTALLY skipped over that unknown ho at the top dressed up as someone else I don't know....Ha!>
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i think that is awesome that the magazine is having women honor other women. what's wrong with that? i like their choices too. it would have been lame and cliche if they chose marilyn monroe.
Why do they have to take everything good that's ever been made and ruin it by recreating it? Why can't they just leave it as it is? I love Alexis Bledel though. Never saw the Gilmore Girls, I just think she's cute.
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OMG! Did they let Lindsay hold a baby!?!?
DANGER DANGER!!!
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ugh.
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So retarded!
STOP Trying to look like Audrey you loser wannabes stop for the love of god, none of these twats has the talent of the dirt that Audrey has stepped on
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"