Thursday, March 5th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For March 4th!
No Vince! There are some things your ShamWow was never meant to wipe up. - Team Valtrex
Runners-up:
You can scrub all you want, Brad. Angelina's stank is on you FOR LIFE. - WTFOMGLOL
Hollywood soon realized on Oscar night that giving Mickey Rourke a runner's up trophy wasn't such a good idea. - Sluttsville
How Nick Cannon got Mariah to say 'yes'. - The C Word
(Thanks Mark)
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Fuckin A T.V.! You GO witcha bad self!! Congrats to WTF, CW & Slutts too! * throwing confetti*
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
by El Bastardo on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 11:28am.
4 of the funniest fools on CT, congrats Team V, C Word, slutsville and WTF, funny stuff!! :o)
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Agreed! and if we were to add Sweetas, Madam S & YOU to these fav 4 - uff!!!
Congrats sluts
Woohoo.....Congrats TV, WTFOMGLOL, C-Word. I'm proud to be part of a sammie with you funny hwores. Loozer squeeze in here with us, your entry was very funnay.
Thanks MK and everyone.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 10:11am.I don't know what all the complaints are about, it's pretty cool to finish on top of Slutty.
TV, you have made me pee my britches....now roll off me, I've got work to do. Nitty, I got my Greyhound bus ticket and I'm cummin to get my trophy.
ps- loozers silvery moon shoulda had a mention!!! :)
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Love for lil ellie is eternal xxxxxxxxxxx
4 of the funniest fools on CT, congrats Team V, C Word, slutsville and WTF, funny stuff!! :o)
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Love for lil ellie is eternal xxxxxxxxxxx
OMG all my whores! congrats u funny bitches!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"HOLD YOUR HORSES, BONSAI!"
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Congrats to TV, WTFOMGLOL, and Sluttsville!
loozer, your caption should've been on the podium!
And thanks everyone, and to Mk - I got some news this morning that kicked me right in the stomach so this was nice....
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A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jdP7HUPbVs
Congrats to all the wieners!
Thanx WFTOMGLOL, "By the Light of the Silvery Moon" was my modest entry. I guess I didn't tickle MichaelK's funny bone. (or some other bone for that matter)
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What if the Hokey Pokey is All it Really is about?
I don't know what all the complaints are about, it's pretty cool to finish on top of Slutty.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Cograts to all the winners!
That was a tough one.
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Thank you !! :)
but ..whoever said "by the light of the silvery moon".. that really shoulda been in there somewhere ..
Yea WINNERS!
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"Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?" -Heather Chandler
Ha! VERY funny, hos! Congratulations!
♥ ThreadKilla!
OCTOMOMMY STRIKES AGAIN!!!
Finally! February Highlights #1!
FUCK YOU, WMG!!!
Team Valtrex on a roll please. With butter! Wait, let's just skip the butter...
This was a tough one! Great weiners stuff!!
*high five C word*
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Congrats all! TV you is on a roll~
Congrats, TV! You are on a role!
Congrats TV, WTF, McSlittyDitty, and C Word!! A very funny group. "Funny" in the sense of "glad they all live far away."
LMAO TV! You are on FIAH! Congratulations Slitty McGingePants ♥, WTFOMGLOL, and C-Word ♥. You hwores are hilarious!
hahaah, good job!
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Congrats TV! You are going to break my bar tab! WTG, WTFOMGLOL! Slutty McButty, you know where you can pick up your 'statue', just don't forget the batteries this time, and LMAO C word♥
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Sometimes the glitter just wont stick to the nalgas.
All that glitters is "Olden"
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The Early Bird gets the worm but the Second Mouse gets the cheese.
Reason 847 for hating to work for Reese Witherspoon: Applying Jakey's first coat of fabulous.
backstage at the Emerald Stripper, it was evident that even some of the most important members of OZ were also effected by the global economic crisis
It's a good thing he shaved his back.
One good fart and people will no longer call me dickhead.
He bedazzled his bits and pieces.
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The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has it's limits....A. Einstein.
Atomic wedgie with benefits.
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The First Amendment screams: FUCK OFF!-Momus
People need not to fuck with me right now!--jussayin
What the other kids do to the cuss-free geek during recess.
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For the love of all that is hairy, WHY DOES ANYONE CARE ABOUT THIS TWATWAFFLE??????? --Sugaroo
When Mercury aligns with Uranus.
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The First Amendment screams: FUCK OFF!-Momus
People need not to fuck with me right now!--jussayin
What you don't see: a line that snakes around the block with 100 frantic, rash-covered, itching men; and a sign above the bathroom door that reads, "Free Colloidal Silver treatments to anyone who slept with Parisite Hilton in the last 48 hours."
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For the love of all that is hairy, WHY DOES ANYONE CARE ABOUT THIS TWATWAFFLE??????? --Sugaroo
"Meh," says the Mills' ex-nanny. It still beats having to spray-tan Heather's pasty ass.
What? And you thought Gary Busey just disappeared. He's got bills, too.
Because of the continuing economical collapse, Vivid Video had to go from golden showers to silver showers.
Fearing a horrible costume malfunction, Walter considered canceling his performance due to an itching case of mud butt.
Submitted by Insomniasis on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 12:35am.
Costume preparations for Michael K's "Glittery No-no: The Musical."
i think we have a winner
Silver balls, silver balls, it's creepy time in the city ...
Fairy dust: it takes hard work and a little magic to make rainbows and sunshine blow out of his ass.
Do you think the G-string was too much?
Stop whining! so what if the glitter burns your ass, Do you want to work for Mariah or not?
The Tin Man didn't know what he was in store when he auditioned for George Michael's new reality show "Bathroom Full of Love."
Poor Hugh Jackman spent so much time preparing to be Mickey Rourke's Oscar for Best Actor!!!
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Wanting another 15 minutes of fame, K`fed disguises himself as one of Brit's circus dancers to make his comeback, along side of his walking wallet.
And the Oscar goes to.....Tommy Girl!
K-Fed's super sperm preparing for takeoff!
The janitor is going to be pissed
The gay porn version of "Glitter" left Mariah Carey in the (fairy) dust.