Wednesday, March 4th 2009

Mariska Hargitay Is In The Hospital Again

The girl crush of many, Mariska Hargitay, is laid up in the hospital for the second time this year due to a fucked up lung. Back in January, Mariska spent some time on the surgery table when her lung partially collapsed. It was rumored that was in some kind of ski accident. Mariska went back to work on Law & Order: SVU a short time later.

According to People, Mariska was put back in the hospital last night after suffering chest pains. Her spokeswhore hasn't said shit and it's unknown why her lungs are being like that.

Mariska needs to take some time out, lay down and watch some stories. Law & Order will always be there, waiting for her. You know, I have an idea! DING! Since Ice-T's #1 prostitute, CoCo, did so well on SVU the last time she was on, she should temporarily fill-in for Mariska! She can play the same character and everything. Not many will know the difference! CoCo is a true chameleon! That will give Mariska time to get better.

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How ironic that I saw an old picture of her mother recently and it reminded my of how much she looks like her.

Full recovery for this hot piece!

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Gaza Strip's picture

Nanoop, you know what I'm talking about. This whole "I-feel-so-close-to-the-celebrity-that-I'm-going-call-them-by-their-first-name" crap started with Paris, Nicole, and such trash. (Elvis & Marilyn were early versions.) It's so Wal-mart. As I said, ass, refer to the actor by their last name - it's the standard.

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Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 11:18pm.

Submitted by NaNoop on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 10:54pm.
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Submitted by Gaza Strip on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 10:46pm.
You white trash whores, her name is Hargitay to you. Stop with this first name shit - she ain't your friend, bitches. Go sit in your double wides, hug your teddy bears, and pray Baptist prayers for her.....but don't call her "Mariska," assholes
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i would do that but Bubba just killed a delicious possum that i've got to cook up

Grape, I got the moonshine. You got Dixie cups?
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hell yeah!...u wanna meet down at the Piggly Wiggly parking lot?...i'm gonna be driving my yellow, iroc-Z that my cousin, Tammy Lou, passed down to me...what r u going to be driving?

I'll be driving my '76 Pinto all decked out like the General Lee and primer!

“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”

Poor Mari.

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Get well soon Mariska...you sexy thang.

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Submitted by NaNoop on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 10:54pm.
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 10:52pm.

Submitted by Gaza Strip on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 10:46pm.
You white trash whores, her name is Hargitay to you. Stop with this first name shit - she ain't your friend, bitches. Go sit in your double wides, hug your teddy bears, and pray Baptist prayers for her.....but don't call her "Mariska," assholes
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i would do that but Bubba just killed a delicious possum that i've got to cook up

Grape, I got the moonshine. You got Dixie cups?
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hell yeah!...u wanna meet down at the Piggly Wiggly parking lot?...i'm gonna be driving my yellow, iroc-Z that my cousin, Tammy Lou, passed down to me...what r u going to be driving?

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Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 10:52pm.

Submitted by Gaza Strip on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 10:46pm.
You white trash whores, her name is Hargitay to you. Stop with this first name shit - she ain't your friend, bitches. Go sit in your double wides, hug your teddy bears, and pray Baptist prayers for her.....but don't call her "Mariska," assholes
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i would do that but Bubba just killed a delicious possum that i've to cook up

Grape, I got the moonshine. You got Dixie cups?

“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”

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Submitted by Gaza Strip on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 10:46pm.

You white trash whores, her name is Hargitay to you. Stop with this first name shit - she ain't your friend, bitches. Go sit in your double wides, hug your teddy bears
, and pray Baptist prayers for her.....but don't call her "Mariska," assholes.

Are you one of those dipshits who will talk about someone and repeatedly, within the same conversation keep calling or referring to them by both their first and last names, as if nobody knows who you're talking about?

'Sides, my teddy bear said to tell you to fuck off.

“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”

Submitted by Gaza Strip on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 10:46pm.
You white trash whores, her name is Hargitay to you. Stop with this first name shit - she ain't your friend, bitches. Go sit in your double wides, hug your teddy bears, and pray Baptist prayers for her.....but don't call her "Mariska," assholes
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i would do that but Bubba just killed a delicious possum that i've to cook up

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Submitted by Gaza Strip on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 10:46pm.

You white trash whores, her name is Hargitay to you. Stop with this first name shit - she ain't your friend, bitches. Go sit in your double wides, hug your teddy bears, and pray Baptist prayers for her.....but don't call her "Mariska," assholes.
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Why call people assholes for sending MARISKA good wishes? What difference does it make? You sound like you need a hug.

I love her AND Detective Stabler. Hope she gets better soon

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NOOOOO!!! I really like her. I hope she gets better soon.

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I hope she gets better soon! She is such an awesome actress. SVU wouldn't be the same without her.

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Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 6:07pm.

I was wrong about Mariska sitting in the front with her mother. She and her brother were in the backseat. This is what the Official Jayne Mansfield website says about her death.

"In 1967, Jayne's life was still moving at full speed. "I will never be satisfied," she said in an interview. "Life is one constant search for betterment for me." Her time was split between a Southern nightclub tour and the production of "Single Room, Furnished," a drama that would become her last film. "Furnished" was directed by Matt Cimber, who Jayne met on the set of "Bus Stop" and later married. On June 29, Jayne was riding in front with Ronnie Harrison and lawyer Sam Brody on the way from a Mississippi nightclub engagement. Her children, Mickey Jr., Zoltan and Mariska sat in the back. As they rounded a curve on a dark stretch of road, the car slammed into a slowed semi. Though the children survived with minor injuries, everyone sitting in the front was killed instantly."

http://www.jaynemansfield.com/biography.html

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I love Mariska and hope she gets well soon.

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how would her lung collapse from skiing unless she crashed into a tree or something and suffered a massive chest injury?

:( I hope she gets better soon. She's one star I respect.

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this should be filed under who gives a fuck or something...

Vermithrax's picture

She's awesome. I demand that she gets better immediately

>:(

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well wishes for mariska...once was more than enough to have coco and her plasticness on svu...
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I sometimes take care of people that have chest tubes and that shit is PAINFUL. :(

my parents still talk about that car accident to this day...my dad still gets a little choked up about it

luv the show, luv the woman why arent there more actress's like mariska?

Mel's picture

I hope Mariska recovers soon.

AND THEY DO NOT NEED TO ROMANTICIZE OLIVIA AND ELLIOT!!

I can't stand you shippers. First you ruin Mulder and Scully, then your inane demands destroy the Grissom character.

Now you want to ruin SVU.

If you want to watch romance watch The Notebook or countless other romantic films.

Stop trying to live vicariously through fictional characters.

Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 6:03pm.
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 5:55pm.

Did you know Mariska was sitting in the front seat with her mother when the car accident happened? I think she was a toddler. *double checking*
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yeah, i did...i want to say her brother was in the car also???

tell us the story on that Dee

even if we wanted to sue now over the miss-reading of x-rays of the collapsed lung, we couldn't...i think the evidence is in the gulf of Mexico now!...thanks, katrina!

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Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 5:55pm.

Did you know Mariska was sitting in the front seat with her mother when the car accident happened? I think she was a toddler. *double checking*

mr. grape had a collapsed lung about 5 yrs ago...that operation they did to get his lung to inflate was unbelievable...only a local anitstetic(?)...i won't gross you out with the details, but it's the equivalent of sticking a vacuum cleaner hose through your ribs onto your lung and pushing the on button!

his lung collapsed spontaneously...he thought he was having a heart attack...he had a cold about a week before...after the initial visit to the ER, they told us to go home cuz it was just fluid in his lungs...he sat in pain for 4 days until we took him to see an internal medicine doctor...they called me in, and he said, "don't freak out but 40% of my left lung collapsed"...when the surgeon reviewed the x-ray from the initial ER visit, he said it was plain as day, even showed us...we didn't sue cuz we don't roll like that...looking back now, we prolly should have!

they say once you have a lung collapse, you are more prone than the average person for it to happen again.

Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 5:21pm.
How is it that Amy Winehouse has lungs made of crack and nicotine is still walking around. Yet Mariska is in the hospital? Not fair.
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exactly what i think when i see this...they say her poor mother was basically decapitated in that car accident on the coast of Mississippi

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Sory you are sick betch. The ebolaflu finally left my house.

I think.

I hope.

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LOVE SVU...only one i watch out of the bunch of them- too many.
I still have no idea why the network thought that just because one CSI did okay...they should add two more to the mix. So lame.
Anywho...get well Mariska...SVU would not be the same without you!! And no...her and Stabler should not get together, the show isn't about that kind of stuff anyway!

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Ahhaha @ the "Try the Jello" tag!

And poor woman... lung issues must be uncomfortable as all hell The prospect of a collapsed lung is terrifying to me. I can't even imagine.

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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 5:40pm.

Farrah, where have you been. I haven't seen you in weeks!
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good to see you, beesh! i've been (and still are) quite sick. But fuckadoctor, i need my Dlisted high!! *shaking*
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o man....hope she gets better soon

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Farrah, where have you been. I haven't seen you in weeks!

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woops sorry dont keep up with the newbies lol I keep watching all reruns

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Stabler and his wife reconciled, have a new baby.

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come on, girl! you've been thru so much! you and Elliot are the bestest. But dammit, girl, think of your mom, you can make it!
sending prayer your way.
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Must have missed that...I thought he was just separated for a while and then his wife turned up knocked up again? I think he's a terrible husband. Hot, but shittay to tittay!

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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 5:29pm.
Stabler is MARRIED you fucking homewreckers!

I thought he got a divorce??

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Stabler is MARRIED you fucking homewreckers!

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Submitted by jim on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 5:15pm.

WHO????????????

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MARISKA HARGITAY!!!

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DeeDee's picture

How is it that Amy Winehouse has lungs made of crack and nicotine is still walking around. Yet Mariska is in the hospital? Not fair.

KD's picture

Aw man, get well soon, Mariska! You're great!

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I hope it's not something serious! This woman has had such a rough life. She's got a baby at home that needs his mommy!

Mariska hugs and prayers mama!

I ♥ Olivia Benson.

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Submitted by gucci on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 5:07pm.
shut the smurf up:

ohh yes i do want them to get together!!! and I want to watch, if she doesn't want to... I can have him and she can watch, or me and her and he can watch .. any of them will do. :P
I actually want her to find somebody. since she can't adopt at least i want her to have a partner..

He Dicho! caso cerrado!!

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Submitted by gucci on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 5:07pm.

shut the smurf up:

you want her to get together with stabler? naw not me. i think they make better partners and friends. Mr. stabler and her just don't have that chemestry. at least not to me.
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Me too. I like that their relationship is solid and loving but not sexual. I think we'd do well to have more of these examples in our media.

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