Wednesday, March 4th 2009
Reese Isn't Helping
When Elle Magazine asked Vanessa Lutz about her best homegirl Jakey Gyllenhaal, she said, "He's fabulous. He really is a fantastic guy."
Fabulous? Reese might as well have said that the bitch is feir-feir-feeeeeeirce. And that he's so glittery that she just wants to wear him as a dress while skipping along the rainbow trails left by his ass.
Reese went on to talk about how she's made of sugars, “I’m made of cookies after the holidays. Everything inside me is made of sugar and flour and a little red wine–a lot of red wine.”
This bitch might be gayer than Jakey. Might be.
Visit Elle to read the rest of Reese's interview if you give a shit.
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over here! c'mon..
She's a droll, best parts ever was Ms. Lutz and Mrs. Cash.
I love Reese. It kind of looks like they morphed her with an Olsen in this picture, but I think it's just the angle. I also like heart-shaped faces, so I'm into the chin.
And she's lucky to be with Jake. He's so good looking, and seems like he'd be incredibly nice and considerate.
And good on her for not being so uptight/anal that she can go without showering every day. I only do that when I'm not going anywhere, but whatever. I also believe her about the cookies thing--she's usually not uber thin.
I cannot stand this overrated, I am so perfect because I talk about how I am not perfect miss priss...her type A personality totally irks me too, along with her long chin & her smooshed nose & her flat ass & her creepy eyes. I dont need my celebs to be smart...Just act already!
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She's all right I guess, but is she "over the moon"?
This woman is smart and honest.
What other celebrity would admit to NOT taking a shower every day! Love her!!
Now don't all condemn her at once for speaking about a divorce that happened a few years ago. LMAO!
Can´t stand this boring bitch...even more annoying than julia roberts and her stupid deer face!
Submitted by _fail_ on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 2:50am.
I like Reese. Who is that?
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Right! I'm surprised this wasn't tagged w/ the photoshop award. Where's the rest of her chin?!? It's just too much when you wouldn't recognize the person unless their name was next to the photo.
Did she just admit to chronic alcoholism?
And possibly type two diabetes?
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@ZiggyStardust:
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I like Reese. Who is that?
I love Reese.
Jimmy Fallon sucks worse than Jimmy Kimmel
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Photoshop...Her thighs and waist are NOT that skinny.
But she looks amazing. wow. I hope she's happy~
**HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow. Devilgirl~ 1/9/09**
Submitted by gyeah on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 11:47pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 10:55pm.
LMAO...that reminds me, one of my exes said he had a "blemish" referring to a zit. After literally rolling on the floor laughing at his ass i said "you said blemish, YOU'RE GAAAAAAY" he stomped out.
Who the fuck call a zit BLEMISH??????
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Gays do...;-) I'll bet that "blemish" was neither "fabulous" nor "fierce"....:-D
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 10:55pm.
LMAO...that reminds me, one of my exes said he had a "blemish" referring to a zit. After literally rolling on the floor laughing at his ass i said "you said blemish, YOU'RE GAAAAAAY" he stomped out.
Who the fuck call a zit BLEMISH??????
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This bitch is the biggest let down artist ever. Freeway was awesome! Election was kind of funny then...blah! She sucks. It's sad!!
On this cover she looks exactly like my best
friend from high school! I loved Reese in the
movie "Man in the Moon".
Hehehe...One time I was out to lunch with my sister at a snazzy restaurant, and I was bitching that they ain't no good mens of the single variety left. Anyway, the manager of the joint came over to our table and asked "How is everything ladies?" And we said "Great" or whatever. He said in response "Fabulous." Then he complimented me on something and left. So, my sister says regarding my bitching about no good single mens left "What about him? He's cute, really nice and he seems to like you." I looked at that bitch like she lost her damn mind. I said "Sis, he's GAY." She said, "How do you know?" I said, "He used the word 'fabulous'...Duh!" And she goes, "Oh yeah, you're right. He did..." hehehe...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
i didnt even recognize who this was from the cover.
I'm made of cookies and red wine everyday. What's the big deal?
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I love her. One of my friends is a makeup artist in LA and when I was staying with her for vaca for two weeks, I got to go to Smashbox with her to do a cover on Reese. Just from the two hours I got to spend sitting there, I was amazed at how sweet, classy, and normal she is. Ive always thought that shes smart and doesnt take any shit.
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best pic of her ever.
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She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site___www.daterichsingles.com ___last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
looooooooool
I think she looks like Amanda Bynes.
I agree with MarkyMark7. I didn't know it was Reese. I thought it was that Amanda Bynes chick.
Back off, bishes... one day Reese will be mine!
OMG, Jake needs to break up with this woman already!
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"Jakey wearing a jock strap in the middle of a locker room filled with naked dudes." - MK
Strange how that doesn't look like her at all. I wouldn't have known without the name. Photoshopped / "work" done?
Submitted by JillyPoo: "I loved her in "Election," but Reese is just bleh to me. There's just something about her that I don't like."
Same here. I have no reason to dislike her, and I approve of her on paper, but something rubs me the wrong way. I feel the same way about Michelle Obama; she's unimpeachable and I can't say a word against her. But there's just something that nags me about them...
Is it just me, or is it weird Elle is on Elle. Elle was Reesie's name in "Legally Blonde." I did not know it was her, because she looks like an Olsen troll. She is so BORING!!!!
she looks cute
reese witherspoon(n)-a pretty girl that isn't TOO hot, this way average looking women feel comfortable liking her
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Reese Witherspoon: "I don’t take a shower everyday."
Great. She's stinky, fugly and fake bitch.
God, Pshop much? I thought it was Lauren Conrad or one of the other interchangeable starlets. So pathetic, does not even look like her. Why why why keep morphing into the same long wavy haired person? We will all be fembots in a decade. Only our on/off button will be a different color.
She's boring. Woof.
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Douchechill!
Visit Elle to read the rest of Reese's interview if you give a shit.
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Nope. Don't give a shit.
HA! I use that expression all the time, but clearly I am not making the most of it. Ideas are percolating...
Submitted by lizzieb on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 6:43pm.
Ha ha ha. I shall do my utmost to get that phrase into converstaion tomorrow.
'Good morning Lizzie'
'Why good morning to you. That shirt is lovely, it tames your obesity down to a dull roar'*-*-*-*-*
I'm a pea person. I would want to eat my peas with other peas.
I might be gayer than Jakey, too - I've seriously been wondering lately if I'm a gay man in a woman's body.
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I loved her in "Election," but Reese is just bleh to me. There's just something about her that I don't like.
I've only been reading Ted Casablanca's blind items recently, but isn't it general knowledge by now that Toothy Tile is Jake?
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What kind of weird Photoshop did they do to her? She looks like some kind of odd cross between herself, one of the Olson trolls, and Madonna. I normally think she's attractive, but this pic looks nothing like her.
No wonder magazine subscriptions across the board are in the toilet.
@lizzieb: i don't dislike reese either, but i think she forgot to mention along with all that sugar and flour inside her, there's also snips and snails...and some puppy dog tails...;)
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nice ass...when does it open?
Great photoshop job. She looks great. Love the long hair on her. Good for her. Great cover.
Boooring. Shouldn't she be at a PTA meeting or something? Mopping a kitchen floor, or making bagged lunches...nothing excting about this woman and her unicorn riding fairy boyfriend either. Next!
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Submitted by person_of_interest on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 6:35pm.
That's a good pose for her. It tames her chin down to a dull roar.
Ha ha ha. I shall do my utmost to get that phrase into converstaion tomorrow.
'Good morning Lizzie'
'Why good morning to you. That shirt is lovely, it tames your obesity down to a dull roar'
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I went in to a pet shop. I said, 'Can I buy a goldfish?' The guy said, 'Do you want an aquarium?' I said, 'I don't care what star sign it is.'
OK,so she makes me want cut her with her prison shank of a chin, but she handled her divorce incredibly well. Very classy. Other people in Hollywood would do well to follow her example...her chin can point them all in the right direction!
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I'm a good little girl! A good little,good little, good little girl!
That's the best I've seen her look, I think.
Submitted by letinstar on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 6:30pm.
"I’m made of cookies after the holidays. Everything inside me is made of sugar and flour and a little red wine–a lot of red wine.”
file this under "girlfriend please"....
Quite, I bet she hasn't seen a cake for or a biscuit for years. However, I can't hate on her, I like her. No idea why, just do.
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I went in to a pet shop. I said, 'Can I buy a goldfish?' The guy said, 'Do you want an aquarium?' I said, 'I don't care what star sign it is.'