The Closing Act At My Funeral Will Be.....
This magical fairy right here! When I finally eat the death dick, look up Nicole Marie-Loretta Leonard in the directory of crazy, because this enchanting pixie needs to bring her brilliance to my funeral!
The 25-year-old pranced into the funeral of a man she didn't even know in Laurens County, SC. Nicole took center stage in front of the service and proceeded to dance around while waving a magical wand over the casket. Tinkercrazy then opened the casket, touched the dead man and threw flowers at the audience. After her grand dance of the insane, Nicole fluttered away and flew off in a burgundy Toyota.
You know the audience gave her a standing ovation. There wasn't a dry eye in the house. Even the dead man came back to life, clapped and then died again.
The cops pulled her over on a nearby highway and she admitted to everything she did back at the church. Nicole said she didn't know anyone at the funeral, but "felt it was the right thing to do at the time."
Tinkercrazy was charged with disorderly conduct and disrupting a funeral.
Seriously, even crazy ass OctoMommy wants to hug Tinkercrazy with a straitjacket and calmly tell her to stop listening to the Peter Pan voice inside her head. Whatever kind of kitchen-made bad shit she's on, she needs to keep taking it.
By crashing one funeral at a time, Nicole Marie-Loretta Leonard is making the world a magical place.
(Thanks Vinyl Villager)
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Submitted by bonnie311 on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 5:37pm.
Hahah! WOW!! i have been a fan of dlisted for over a year..i look at this every single day & registered today just so i could comment on this..I have known this chica for over 7 years..she actually got me the job i currently have..i was wondering what ever happened to her & apparently now i kno..wow is all i can say...does anyone kno when this happened???
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Hi Bonnie! I think it was a couple of days ago. I am not positive.
Hahah! WOW!! i have been a fan of dlisted for over a year..i look at this every single day & registered today just so i could comment on this..I have known this chica for over 7 years..she actually got me the job i currently have..i was wondering what ever happened to her & apparently now i kno..wow is all i can say...does anyone kno when this happened???
This fruit nut should get together with our local tinkercrazy here in Tampa. http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/ He lives his life as Peter Pan - grocery store - library - McD's - goth clubs - you name it! Match made in heaven!
She looks old for her age & yes, she has the crazy thing going on, but all in all I dont find her repulsive looking...I think with some proper make up & better hair & if her eyes pointed in the same direction, she could maybe be kind of cute. Usually when pics like this are posted the person is incredibly hard to look at.
Yes, I too carry a magic fairy wand in my glove comparment, because you never really know when you'll stumble upon some funeral that you want to crash. Some call it crazy, I call it well prepared.
"felt it was the right thing to do at the time."
I love that.
Anyway, she can feel free to do that at my funeral! If she outlives me. Even better if she's a wrinkly old lady!
I know this isn't the place to get all heavy and serious, but what a horrible, horrible thing for that bitch to do. I've only been to one funeral in my life - my grandfather's - and I can not imagine what the family and friends felt like when this psycho.... nevermind. I know the post is not trying to make light of it so much as being sarcastic, but this is not cool. I wish I could make a joke about it too, but I just feel really bad for the dead guy's family/friends. ... If there was any kind of rational/reasonable reason for this chick to do this (though I don't see one in the description), I am sorry for her, too. But I'm still sorry for the family/friends more than anyone.
Tinkertweaked!
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She'd try anything once 'cause anything goes. It never comes easy when you're diggin for gold.
Maybe it was a dare...It would be fantastic for something like that to happen at a funeral of someone no one likes or someone who had a great sense of humor in life, but not everyone wants to see a twit like this disrespecting the solomn funeral time of someone they love...It would really depend on the dead person.
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If that bitch had resurrected me, I would have pulverized her. I needs my sleep.
After her grand dance of the insane, Nicole fluttered away and flew off in a burgundy Toyota.
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She should have brought in a boom box, hit the 'play' button on her mixed tape and left in her magical pinto or Gremlin , hell even a Gem top truck and it would have been perfect. I sort of think this is amazing.
Knowing people get press for stupid random arrests nowadays don't you wonder if some people plan this sort of thing just to get their faces seen? I could see some struggling actress/actor doing something like this. Beats sucking b list director dick in hopes of a bit part, right?
I must remember to update my will...
I think I'm in love with her.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 1:03am.
Aw, strip me naked and make me walk around in front of a large group of people, but I actually like this lady. She made a really boring funeral exciting.
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Truly. I think if that was a funeral of a loved one for me, I would feel they were truly blessed after that. The Lord works in mysterious ways!!!
♥ ThreadKilla!
OCTOMOMMY STRIKES AGAIN!!!
Finally! February Highlights #1!
FUCK YOU, WMG!!!
Me thinks Meth was a factor.
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"Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?" -Heather Chandler
This is Everyday of my life! I swear, I relate to this woman in ways beyond words. What the fuck is wrong with the wORLD?? People just don't get it...Fuck tha Po-Lice!
"Come on Gloria..."
-Hank Azaria "The Birdcage"
she on that good ooohwee!
I'll have what she's having...
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People need not to fuck with me right now!--jussayin
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http://www.hulu.com/watch/19051/saturday-night-live-brian-fellows-safari...
love her!
I want some of what she's on... Right now.
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this bitch look like ... her dad and mom were brothers or something ...
maybe jewish? she should pursue a career in hollywood as a movie star
Submitted by Soy on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 9:30pm.
In order to clear up the sauce of WTFOMGLOL's avie, it's from this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sUciYAclN8
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that's awesome !! thanks for sharing
I would never have known that.
I just found it on the net and had to have it.
Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 12:20am.
Have you folks heard the 911 tape when Octomom lost track of her 5-year-old in October? Even allowing a lot for the stress of thinking your kid is gone, she sounds completely psychotic.
I could not face hearing it but read the transcript. She says she is going to kill herself in front of her other kids! WTF? The boy had only gone for a walk with the 'nanny' (paid by whom?) but I understand cold fear when you kid is not there. My son was like an escape artist as a toddler, yet now is trapped by a mere blanket, deaf to the world,but I've known that dread. The crucial difference was I did not scream that I was losing my mind (that was another day) nor did I threaten to top myself IN FRONT OF CHILDREN. Fuck me thrice, this woman is a menace and her and that butcher of an IVF doctor should be behind bars.
It's not funny really but do you think she was pulling a Jolie '911-where's MAH SON'
On topic, this person looks mental too. Still, no harm done.
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thiss ho looks like a cullen sibling lost in spaceeee
scarryyyy spiceeeeeeeee :S
say no to crack and twilight
I think I'm in love.
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The First Amendment screams: FUCK OFF!-Momus
People need not to fuck with me right now!--jussayin
Mentally ill....definitely!
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MK you make me laugh every day. Thank you!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 11:51pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 11:48pm.
Seriously! A little kumbaya never hurt anyone.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 1:03am.
Aw, strip me naked and make me walk around in front of a large group of people, but I actually like this lady. She made a really boring funeral exciting.
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manimal, if i die anytime soon, would u dress up in your oscar night tux, bust in my funeral, and entertain everybody with some of u'r wit and charm? But u have to wear your sexay tux and glasses!
Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 12:20am.
Have you folks heard the 911 tape when Octomom lost track of her 5-year-old in October? Even allowing a lot for the stress of thinking your kid is gone, she sounds completely psychotic. As many people pointed out, if she melts down utterly then, how can she handle the stress of another 8 kids?
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damn, now that might be something that child services would be interested in...wat do u think sheeps? do u think it's enuf along with the other factors to get the kids taken out of the home or at the very least, monitored? opinion please!
i'm back. diddy wasn't all that exciting. i'm sure if he says something especially insightful, MK will let us know tomorrow!
tiger: i'm with you on this Tinkercrazy chic busting up in my funeral and spreading joy. people would remember my death alot longer than a non-Tinkered-with funeral. plus, i'd love for my family to look back and laugh when they told the story.
this is some stuff out of a William Faulkner story!
Aw, strip me naked and make me walk around in front of a large group of people, but I actually like this lady. She made a really boring funeral exciting.
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Jimmy Fallon sucks worse than Jimmy Kimmel.
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i can't believe i just admitted that i'm tuning into Diddy streaming live. wat has my life become? sad.
woohoo! Diddy's about to stream live on utube in about 5 minutes. U know i'm there. He promised he's gonna say some "fly" shit. heehee
Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 12:30am.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 12:25am.
You're up late... You have gots to hear that tape, Tigger. I'll try to find a link (I heard the whole thing on an LA radio station). It removes all doubt about what a nutter she is.
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Oooh, oooh, oooh, I wants ta hear it!!!!
Yeah, I gots some insomnia in da brains or sumpin???? I don't have me no Benedryl neither...That usually takes the insomnia outta my brains without makin' me too groggy in the morning....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
i'm guessing she's a Lenore fan: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqxf8tHNg4Q
I guess it isn't exactly breaking news: TMZ has it. Well, it was news to me as I drove home.
http://www.tmz.com/2009/03/04/octomom-911-we-got-the-call/
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 12:25am.
You're up late... You have gots to hear that tape, Tigger. I'll try to find a link (I heard the whole thing on an LA radio station). It removes all doubt about what a nutter she is.
Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 12:20am.
Have you folks heard the 911 tape when Octomom lost track of her 5-year-old in October? Even allowing a lot for the stress of thinking your kid is gone, she sounds completely psychotic. As many people pointed out, if she melts down utterly then, how can she handle the stress of another 8 kids?
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Oprah money will make stress vanish!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Have you folks heard the 911 tape when Octomom lost track of her 5-year-old in October? Even allowing a lot for the stress of thinking your kid is gone, she sounds completely psychotic. As many people pointed out, if she melts down utterly then, how can she handle the stress of another 8 kids?
There's a movie script here somewhere!
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Submitted by DR.FUNK on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 12:01am.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 11:54pm.
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"PEACUNT"!?! Brutal. ;^D Yeah I went to a function @ the Playboy mansion a few years back.Hef had a coupla' peacocks on the grounds.Stunningly beautiful...until they started to squawk.A lot like some the models.
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Ahahahahahaha! The models! Yeah, ain't it a bitch when the purty open they moufs and nothin' but stoopit-ugly fall out?
I a'member one comic (don't remember who) making fun of Anna Nicole Smith (r.i.p) before she died, and he was imitating her TrimSpa line, "Like my Body?" then quipped, "Yes, we do. We just hate it when you talk." So true, bitch ruined that much hotness by speaking. Amazing really!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
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I have a theory that the wand she was waving around was actually a bong in disguise."
Well... as long as it wasn't a butt-plugg or something.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
I wish Tinkercrazy had been at my Mother's funeral. She would have liked that.
I believe in Tink.
Live today, await tommorow, remember yesterday... everything happens for a reason. life's too short... dance naked!
-Tinkerbell
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"PEACUNT"!?! Brutal. ;^D Yeah I went to a function @ the Playboy mansion a few years back.Hef had a coupla' peacocks on the grounds.Stunningly beautiful...until they started to squawk.A lot like some the models.
Submitted by rotten_egg on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 11:54pm.
-"Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 11:48
Hahaha! Damn right. Tinkercrazy could be the instructor. A nice bong could also be marvelous.
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I have a theory that the wand she was waving around was actually a bong in disguise.
I ♥ crazy people. :)
more power to her....wonder if she's on facebook...she's a hot
steaming one ;p
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is
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 11:13pm.
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Might have.I only remember him flapping through central Buckhead on Peachtree.Yep...remember short AJC blurb on "Peacock Lady".Lewis Grizzard (RIP) was the Dave Barry of that era & probably wrote about both
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Those were the days....
I still remember those Peacocks, one was stark white, the other one was impossibly blue with green detail. Both were gorgeous! Apparently, though, she drove her neighbors CRAZY because peacocks is some LOUD mother fuckers! They are! Bitch didn't care, anyone came to her door (I believe either she didn't have or wouldn't answer her phone) and she'd answer it nekkid, so peeps stopped bitching about the noise. AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Anyway do you know what they call a female peacock? A peacunt...(courtesy of George Carlin, r.i.p)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...