Saturday, March 7th 2009

Birthday Sluts


Iris Chacón (59)
Laura Prepon (29)
Jenna Fischr (35)
Peter Sarsgaard (38)
Rachel Weisz (38)
Matthew Vaughn (38)
Cameron Daddo (44)
Wanda Sykes (46)
Bret Easton Ellis (45)
Taylor Dane (47)
Donna Murphy (50)
Bryan Cranston (53)
John Heard (64)
Michael Eisner (67)

Posted by: Michael K


kdracofan's picture

Happy belated Bday Iris! (gina latina must've been happy! LMAO!)

"ahi viene iris chacon...iris chachon!"

I forgot all about this woman. I remember when I was little, all the men in the family would drool over her big nalgas. Eso si es un culo grande. Jlo ain't got shit on her. She's the original puerto rican culo.

GoogleMeYaDumbFuck's picture

man, times have changed. each thigh is like 3 posh bodies.

lifefunnn's picture

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Chris Ecclestons Concubine's picture

Rachel Weisz, what a cheap bitch. I never see her movies.

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I agree Iris Chacon must be around her early 60's. Anyway, I met her, her husband and her daughter once. Her daughter was married at one time to my husband's second cousin (it didn't last long, they were both very young)Iris and her husband are very down to earth and sweet, and also very funny. Their daughter Katiria was very sweet and soft spoken, and very pretty.

Here's is my favorite Is Chacon song, which I sing to my 3 year old and she thinks her mama is crazy:
"Si tu boquita fuera de chocolate, yo me la pasaria bate que bate"

How about the one they played at the beginning of her show:
Iris Chacon, hay viene. Iris Chacon,hay viene.

Her sister Lourdes was not very pretty, better body than Iris, but a butterface, or a "coño, carajo"

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Bondagebarbie's picture

Happy birthday sluts!

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TT99's picture

Shoutout to John Heard, aka Governor Tancredi
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NaNoop's picture

Happy Birthday Wanda, you funny-ass skank!

“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”

mb00's picture

I call bullshit on Iris Chacon's age. She's gotta be at leat 100. I remember watching her show when I was a little boy in the 70's. She looked old then. There's no way in HeLL she's my mom's same age.

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letinstar's picture

don't know who iris is, but i bet that stage smelt like tuna when she was done kicking up her thighs like that...
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StewieGriffin's picture

Screw the lyrics to Gloria, let's just break out into an ass-spastic jiggle fest.

boomsy's picture

After watching that, I don't feel so bad about wearing a swimsuit...

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jiggywiddit's picture

I LOVE Wanda!! Happy birthday!

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joanne's picture

HB Wanda Sykes.

Lilo84's picture

Sykes, Saarsgard, Weisz and Cranston...yummy. Happy B-Day All!

"Ooh, muffins!"

Raniya's picture

hmm is it me or they just cut the song altogether to the dancing sequence?

Iris Chacon!
Amazing....and she left Dave speechless with her shimmy ;)
You bet he tapped that....if he could handle that much woman...which I seriously doubt!

Selena and JLo WISH they had that culo and presence!

Viva Iris!!!!!

Hysteria's picture

i wonder if Bryan Cranston is related to Lamont?

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Spoiled's picture

Manimal5, Didya know that Taylor's gay? ...And a smoker...:(

Hysteria's picture

happy birthday to the talented ms Wanda Sykes!

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Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 11:55am.

"Love the Lucha Libreas(sp?)"

Almost there. Lucha Libre.

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gina latina's picture

Happy Birthday Iris!!

*shaking culo* Iris Chacon, ahi viene! Iris Chacon, ahi viene!

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ethang's picture

My Dad schooled me on Iris when I thought J.LO and Selena possessed the Latin booty. The woman is a legend.

MISSterious's picture

Wow, what a flashback! I think Dave totally tapped that.

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yo, nothing but Respect. my nickname growing up was Lili Chacon.
uno lo tienen blanco, otros lo tienen negro...el bigote! el bigote!

Happy Birthday to all those on the list. Now for Iris Chacón (59). That woman was hot and the gay dancers, oh so 80s! love it. Letterman forget his closing, LOL!!

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Aphid's picture

Iris Chacon, nalgas de bon bon! Apio Verde, as my mom likes to say.

Happy B-day to all the sluts, and thank you Bret Easton Ellis for writing American Psycho!

TOPANGA's picture

Damn, I had to Wikipedia this Iris lady to find out exactaly who this fierce lady is. Homegirl had a culo (spanish for ass)on her back in the day. Beyonce and these other hos need to take notes.

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StickaCockinWoodyAllensMouth's picture

I agree Iris Chacon should be Hot Slut of the Millennium.
Is she really 59 only?!?!?
Channel 47 was the ONLY channel to watch back in the days.
Love the Lucha Libreas(sp?)
Andre the Giant and host of masked men in tights

Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.

angel_i's picture

Wow. Britney needs to watch this bitch for pointers, man.

HB, hos!

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bourgie's picture

Iris Chacon, Iris Chacon..It was must see TV on Thursday nights.

Manimal5's picture

Happy B-day to Taylor Dane 80s hotness but she still has a nice rack....just stay off the booze.
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Wow that Iris lady is terrible.

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Manbearpig's picture

WHERE HAS IRIS CHACON BEEN ALL MY LIFE??
Surely she needs to be hot slut of the day/month/year!
My hair looked exactly like hers when I was in high school, one giant red mass hairsprayed into a single unit in which no hair moved on it's own accord.
I LOVE HER!

NaNoop's picture

Even Iris could give Shitney some stage presence and hot moves tips. I guess she was pretty hot even though she wasn't really?

“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”

Nanners's picture

Iris is the hotness.

GLORIA!!
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Happy Bday Bryan Cranston! The new season of Breaking Bad starts tomorrow! Yay! Oh and to BEE too, loved American Psycho.

Haribo's picture

LMAO @ those dance moves. oh god...
she has a BIG ass!

Jill-The-Ripper's picture

Kinda of a boring birthday list, not to sound like a cunt or anything.

Stan Hooper's picture

Wow! Que culo! Go Iris Go! She shakes JLo right out of the park.

Happy Birthday Mama Chula!

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zomay's picture

Jlow WISHES she was Iris! Taylor Dane was the shit back in Jr High. Tell it to my heart!

How come I can see Michael K as one of Iris' dancers?!

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Grandma J's picture


Iris is a Hispanic icon who shimmies like no one else in the universe. Happy Birthday, Iris!

I'm having my blog birthday contest drawing..stop over for a chance to win a $50 gift card...because I'm so generous like that!!

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toni's picture

Iris is an icon! Her variety show was the highest camp gayfest ever, in fact any guy I knew who watched her when we were kids grew up into a gay. She's the gaymaker and I love her, boo to allo yall haters, she was on channel 47 since the early 70's up here in NYC.

MizRo's picture

Iris is an icon in the Latino community: it is an OLD clip, Letterman has aged tremendously since then.

Love Wanda Sykes; can't believe Prepon is 29 already and Ellis' book - "American Psycho" has scarred me forever.

woodhorse, CeeCee and shut the smurf: greetings!

twiddlebug1's picture

her hair color is hispanic blond (orange)

Pearl_Necklace's picture

Oh wow, why's it smell like jizzy booty up in here?
... oh man, nevermind, I see Kardass, oh the things MK gots to do to pay for bandwidth, cheeto casseroles, and rent.