Robin Williams' Heart Is Being A Real Bitch
Doctors have told Robin Williams to stop the funny for one week and lay his ass down after he complained that his heart was hurting on the insides. The L.A. Times says Robin is currently touring South Florida in his one-bear show "Weapons of Self Destruction" when he started to have shortness of breath and heart issues. He was hospitalized yesterday in Miami. Miami is niiiice so I'll say it thrice. Sorry, I was having a Golden Girls moment. Blame it on the Rocky Road bar I had late last night.
Apparently, Robin is in the ICU, but I read other reports that said he wasn't. Who knows, but he is in the hospital.
Robin's whores have canceled four of his shows this week. They said he will be back making funnies on Monday in Jacksonville, FL. Robin has been whoring his ass out since September on the 80-city tour.
His show is expected to take his ass to Broadway this spring. And that's where I plan to see him. I've always had a weird crush on Robin since I was a teenager. Daddy bear issues. Yes, licking on his hairy ass body would cause you to cough up hairballs for a year, but I can't help it. He does it for me.
Get all bettah and try the Jello, Robin!
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I hope he gets well soon!
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I still love that show.
Why the hell is Robin Williams working on the road so hard? He can't possibly need the money. And a possible Broadway show? Why?
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Yep - that's one of my faves, too. "Whatcha readin' for?" hahaha That one and & "Not only should marijuana be legal... it should be mandatory." And of course the bit about satan and rock n roll - re: the Judas Priest suicide trial
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HAHAHA! That is just too funny. Black's Xmas vs Chanukah rant is great.
Eddie's a hoot too.
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Bender: Hey. What kind of party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker.
MK, you made a small typo here. You wrote, doctors told him to lay off the funny for a week, when you should have written stay off the coke for a week.
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I got to see Lewis Black a few years ago live. The stage curtain came crashing down at him while he was doing Xmas vs. Hanukah skit! After collecting himself side stage, he came back out and said "I think your God is trying to smite me...no more xmas jokes!"
Best stand up I have ever seen, *wait for it Dlisters* is hands down, *wait for it*, without a doubt Eddie Izzard!
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Hedberg *sniffle* I wish I could have seen him live. And a *sniffle* for Hicks to.....
I don't think I would part with my cash to see Williams live. Hyper does not =funny in my book.
Seen Lewis Black, Patton Oswalt, Gaffigan, and Greg Giraldo who are much more entertaining, but don't have Robin's A list name.
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A Charles Manson monologue!
Swoon!
I think Robin is firing up the coke/alcohol crazy train again.
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Sadness, he's amusing to me in a wired manic sort of way...
Feel betters Robin.
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His cocaine & booze soaked sins of the past are coming back to haunt him...I hope he gets better soon! I have always liked his quirkiness.
get well soon Williams, try some R&R for once.
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Never liked him, his maniac "Hey look at me being funny" shtick, or his lisping homophobia.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
I've always like Robin, I guess its his weirdness that I find attractive. Take a seat Robin.
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i think he's weirdly attractive too, kind of like a beat down morrissey.... the world according to garp is such a good movie....
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BEST Hicks moment???
"I was in Nashville, Tennesee last year, after the show I went to a Waffle House, I'm not proud of it, I was hungry. And I'm alone, I'm eating and I'm reading a book, right? Waitress walks over to me, "Tch tch tch tch. Hey, what you readin' fer?" Is that like the weirdest fucking question you've ever heard? Not what am I reading, but what am I reading for. Well, godammit, you stumped me. Why do I read? Well... hmmm... I guess I read for a lot of reasons, and the main one, is so I don't end up, being a fucking waffle waitress.
But then... this trucker in the next booth gets up, stands over me, and goes, "Well, looks like we got ourselves a reader." What the fuck's going on here? It's not like I walked into a clan rally in a Boy George outfit, godammit, it's a book!"
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Submitted by Spoiled on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 9:39am.
Do you think they spelled judgmental wrong on purpose? Or is it because the folks behind the scenes are just as stupid?
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OMFG. That is classic.
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BILL HICKS.
'nuff said
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@clarisse, awesome i didnt know that. he was the best one out there. was : (
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Mitch (via Mitch's "wife") has a new CD out!!! Funny stuff.
My ALLLLL time favorite Hedberg quote…
" I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later."
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Submitted by Spoiled on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 9:39am.
Do you think they spelled judgmental wrong on purpose? Or is it because the folks behind the scenes are just as stupid?
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Well, it does say at the top of the ad, from the executive producer Ryan Seacrest. Bwhahahaha
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Yes to Tom Selleck, HELL NO to Robin Williams. Yech.
How do comedians even get insurance? They die young a lot. You'd think the insurance companies would 86 their asses.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 9:37am.
I love the hairy beary look too. Tom Selleck makes my yes-yes purr. I totally feel MK on the daddy issues:(
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
these stand up guys push themselves too hard...
he's made his money so sit down....
hope he doesn't have to have an angioplasty
like dana carvey....things seem to get weird after
that..or like letterman's surgery....just not the same
after....I think it's the effect of the heart lung machine
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Submitted by Pimpcessa - ...And to have those Kardashian buffoons flashing in my eyes is just haunting! Please MK??..."
Do you think they spelled judgmental wrong on purpose? Or is it because the folks behind the scenes are just as stupid?
Is Robin ADD or hyperactive? It can't all be just coke. Or is it? If it's coke, then bitch must have been high from the very beginning :(
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MK that's just GROSS, he's so freaking hairy and bearlike! I used to like him tho, get better you hairy beast!
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Heavy drinking and cocaine use will eat your heart.
Actually, Am, this is more reason to buy tix, as he might die soon and it's the last time you may get to see him.
Is that bad of me to say?
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MK please get rid of the flashing and moving ads on this site. You're gonna give me a siezure for christs sake. And to have those Kardashian buffoons flashing in my eyes is just haunting! Please MK??
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
I've read he was a "bit thief," a la Dennis Leary and Dane Cook after him.
Nevertheless, he's too young to be in the hospital and all that, so I hope he can stay off the sauce and recoop
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Get better soon, Robin! You're one of my favorite comedians!
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Get well soon Robin!! He is exhausting though.
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That Ryan Seacrest has his pulse on what America wants, doesn't he!?
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I GET FUCKING IRRITATED WITH PEOPLE WHO GODDAMN FUCKING HEM AND HAW OVER FUCKING 85 YEAR OLDS DYING AND SAYING IT IS SOO SAD. IT IS NOT FUCKING SAD. THEIR TIME HAS COME. THEY WERE OLD AS SHIT AND NATURE TOOK IT FUCKING GODDAMN COURSE. WHATS TRUELY SAD IS SOMEONE AS YOUNG AS FUCKING ROBIN WILLIAMS DRINKING HIS GODDAMN FUCKING LIFE AWAY WHEN HE IS STILL RELATIVELY YOUNG AND HAS A LOT OF MOTHERFUCKING LIFE TO LIVE. THATS SAD AND TRAJIC.
Love you, Robin! Especially when you get all serious in a movie or PSA and your voice gets all shaky and weird. It's very endearing. Get better soon!
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The Kardashian on the right looks like a man.
Nothing new....I know.
Get better Rob. We need your funny!
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Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 8:47am.
I bet the cardiology nurses are already fed up with his frantic hilarity.
I've known coke addicts who were less annoying. Seriously.
I'm so worried about the Kardashians. I think fame is pulling them apart:(
It's so very very sad!
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