They Paid Too Much
Having the hair of an Afghan Hound isn't cheap. The Daily Mail says that during a recent press tour for that dead dog movie in Europe, Jennifer Aniston (or Fox) paid a total of £40,000 to keep her mop looking like this.
Jenny insisted that her hair bitch, Chris McMillan, come with her to England, so he was flown first-class from Los Angeles. Chris was put up in the finest hotels for the entire week and charged nearly £1,500 a day just to tossle her hair a bit. It's not known whether Fox or Jenny paid the £40,000 total.
Please, Jenny didn't take one penny out of her pocket to pay for that mess. Fox paid for that shit, but Jenny is a dumb whore. She should have told Fox just to give her the cash and then used it to buy one of OctoMommy's babehs! Since St. Angie is reportedly "creeped out" by OctoCrazy, that would have made her bite her roidy lips off in anger.
Seriously, if it takes that much coin to make her hair look like that, bitch is being overcharged. And IN THIS ECONOMY!
She can do that mess herself in one hot second. All she has to do is wake up, have her usual morning cry, wipe her lonely tears off with her hair and VOILA! There you fucking go.
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You are saying that anyone who doesn't live to hate on JA is an "ever loathsome JenHen"? In need of clarity.
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Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 11:25am.
Why does everyone have to worry about the rest of the world, when we have enough in our OWN LIVES to deal with. Sorry but I can't be bothered with the poor in other countries when I have to worry about taking care of myself and the things that affect me.
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That is such a selfish and crass statement. Helping others is what makes us human. We aren't lions out there for the kill. Also, when we aid the poor in other countries, they also come through for us when we have disasters. Perhaps you forget about Katrina. While the gov't was sitting on its hands, many foreign countries pledged their assistance (sure it's probably a political ploy, but I doubt that mattered to the victims). Even a country like Bangladesh, which is incredibly destitute, donated $1 million in aid and offered a team of disaster experts to the US (they certainly have experience in floods there, to be sure). They had every right to keep their money and resources to themselves, but they reached out, at least in the spirit of goodwill. Come on, even elementary school kids know the story of the grasshopper and the ants.
She should spend some $$$ to get her GIANT chin chiseled down.
If JA spends this kinda money to the bitch that blow dries her hair, I can't even imagine how much Angie pays to the peeps who pamper her weave before superglueing it to her skull. Perhaps compulsive baby buyers receive a discount. Yeah, that must be it.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Anus-stone is so played out, as are her sympathisers - the ever loathsome JenHens.
CLUCK CLUCK BITCHES!
I wonder if Jen has thrown herself any 'pity parties' recently. God that was so embarrassing.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
I suck doing my hair but my budget allows for supercuts.
Just kidding ..sorta. Howeverrrrrrrrrr (or a really big BUTTTTT) to hear how much is spent on someones coiffure (or shall I call it a queefure) seems a bit much considering that people don't have money these days.
I like her hair ~ it covers her pointy chin but it ain't worth $1500 bucks a day from crimmus sakes.
Last night one of the "entertainment" news shows did a side-by-side comparison of Octomommy's police call to report that her son was missing, and Angie as Changeling, screaming for her son who was missing. Creepy.
Submitted by TeriAnn on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 12:49pm.
She should take the money and get some acting lessons instead.
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So should most of Hollywood!
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"If everyone made as much money as her, you know you'd be spending just as much on your hair."
Um, no. I wouldn't.
She should take the money and get some acting lessons instead.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 11:43am.
Hysteria on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 11:39am
I'm a BIG HO for U2!! Loves it.
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Why do people have so much hatred for Jennifer Aniston? Did she murder someone and I just don't know about it? She's a beautiful person, and so what if she pays a lot of money for her hair. Some people are just not good with that kind of stuff so maybe she needs someone to maintain it. You people are cruel. If everyone made as much money as her, you know you'd be spending just as much on your hair.
Hair is not so complicated that it warrants paying those kind of prices. As if styling hair were as complicated as surgery. Please! I hate snobby hairdressers. I bet most of us here have hair that looks at least as good as Aniston's and we did it ourselves.
"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires."
- Susan B. Anthony
her hair always looks great. Why try to fix something that isn't broken? Yeah, she's had the same hair for awhile, but it clearly works for her.
Two, did the servers at JJ go down? Why are all the god bless the jolie-pitt tards in here?
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
I've never understood the Aniston appeal, then again I never watched Friends so maybe I'm just missing out.
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2. If Jolie doesn't care about what she looks like maybe she should have left her face alone.
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THANK YOU!!!!! Bitch no longer resembles her old self.
BTW LOVE LOVE LOVE U2 even if Bono can be an insufferable bore sometimes.
And she still has that face.
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The fucking loons have invaded.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 11:40am.
Ok, with all the crazy that is being exposed on this bitch, where is CPS? She is not mentally sane.
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I agree. Put those kids in a good home. She can't take care of the ones she has, now 8 more.
I am done being angry at this ho. I will however be furious at anyone who gives her a book/movie deal.
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Submitted by cprincess on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 11:13am.
she's so ordinary that she needs all the help she can get!!
Is it any wonder that Brad took off with St Angie who looks like she doesnt give a shit half the time what she looks like and is focused on the real issues of the world and Aniston looks like she only thinks about the latest pair of hot jeans...
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1. Jolie never wears jeans Aniston does so you contradicted yourself. Jolie goes out in full garb and make up to pick up kids.
2. If Jolie doesn't care about what she looks like maybe she should have left her face alone.
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Submitted by luscious_t on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 11:49am.
Hysteria-
I CLEARLY posted I am a Team Aniston all the way, and have defended her for ages.
Make it a Xanax day, love. I can't believe you called me "ho" over Jen Aniston's hair. Seriously. lol
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you flatter yourself! i sure dont keep track of you, HO! LMFAO!!
blah blah HAIR blah HO HO HO blah blah
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Hysteria-
I CLEARLY posted I am a Team Aniston all the way, and have defended her for ages.
Make it a Xanax day, love. I can't believe you called me "ho" over Jen Aniston's hair. Seriously. lol
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 11:43am.
And I love the new CD, i wish I had a record player for the vinyl version.
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my brother bought an old record player and has gone totally vinyl!
ON TOPIC:
blah blah HAIR blah blah
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Submitted by luscious_t on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 11:37am.
Submitted by Hysteria on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 11:32am.
-what she does with her hair is her biz.
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HAHAHAHA! Sorry, but that cracked me up. Sure, it is her biz... but doesn't that defeat the purpose of reading dlisted and commenting on the posts?
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hell no bitch! that's what "IMHO" means!
it's funny that jen haters can't even tolerate neutrality
yur problem ho! LOL!
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Oh, but actually...she'd look awful with bangs. She's got a strong jaw going on and I think the forehead helps balance it out.
Unless she sprayed the shit out of the bangs, curled half of them backwards, curled the other half under, brushed through them, and then sprayed some more. Then I'd totally be a fan.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 11:35am.
Morning LA- Thank you for the info on where to hear Octo mom call. You are right on the money, it's like I am hearing Angelina! Lol!
Hysteria on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 11:39am
I am so gay for Larry Mullen Jr.
I LOVED The Edge's Top Ten moment.
And I love the new CD, i wish I had a record player for the vinyl version.
We might be a minority of ho's for U2.
Oh on topic, Her hair looks fine, she's fine, everyone is fine.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Mornin' Bradi! One of our radio stations just gave away a trip for 2 to Chi Town for an intimate U2 concert today. If I would've known you were such a fan, I'd have tried for them!
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"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Loons from JJ have launched their attack on Dlisted! Run for cover!
GM Loves!
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"HOLD YOUR HORSES, BONSAI!"
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Ok, with all the crazy that is being exposed on this bitch, where is CPS? She is not mentally sane.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 11:35am.
snowy, DG, drama, MORNING EVERYONE at the Dlisted!!!
U2 has been on all week and I is a happy camper.
I got the new CD yesterday
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i LOVE u2. vertigo was one of the best rock songs ever. i've been listening to the new cd and love it . . .
glad i'm not the only dlist ho who's a fan!
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Submitted by Hysteria on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 11:32am.
-what she does with her hair is her biz.
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HAHAHAHA! Sorry, but that cracked me up. Sure, it is her biz... but doesn't that defeat the purpose of reading dlisted and commenting on the posts?
I am AMAZING!!!
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 11:27am.
Speaking of OctoMom, did anyone hear the 911 call she made back in the fall, swear to Cheesus she did her best Skeletina, quote: "I lost my son, *breathy dramatic pause* My son, I lost mah son"
"I wanna kill myself, I wanna kill myself"
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the Today show just aired the clip minutes ago. she also says about 12 times "I'm crazy, I'm crazy"
dumb bitch, dumb IVF doctor, i hope child services does its job
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I wish I were as ordinary, ugly, chinny, desperate, whatever as Jennifer Aniston. Then I wouldn't have to come to this crap job every day and deal with these dumbasses all damn day.
snowy, DG, drama, MORNING EVERYONE at the Dlisted!!!
U2 has been on all week and I is a happy camper.
I got the new CD yesterday.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
devilgirl on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 11:29am
TMZ, CNN, Google OctoMom 911 call.
And Dr. Phil talked about it all on Letterman last night, Dr. Phil is NOT excusing Nadya's Uterul Beauty.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
i like jen, what she does with her hair is her biz.
BUT if i were her stylist, i'd try an updo with wispy bangs. she's pretty and should show off her face. imho
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OH MY FUCKING GOD. I just listened, bitch really is cliniqua.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 11:27am.
Where can I find that call?
yes Brandi: I heard it on TMZ, she def wanted him to vanish so she could channel I want MAH son back
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"HOLD YOUR HORSES, BONSAI!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGjFSYuJ8xM&feature=related
Speaking of OctoMom, did anyone hear the 911 call she made back in the fall, swear to Cheesus she did her best Skeletina, quote: "I lost my son, *breathy dramatic pause* My son, I lost mah son"
"I wanna kill myself, I wanna kill myself"
911 operator: "Don't say that in front of your other child....*repeats*"
Wound up, her son went for a walk and showed back up while she was on the phone with 911.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
... and I'm a girl who gets seriosu anxiety attacks when I change my shit up - but even I will go above the shoulders or cut in some bangs every 3 or 4 yrs. lol
I'm debating Lily Allen/Adele-esque retro bangs and I'm a wreck about it. Appt. set for Thursday - and I hafta decide this week if I'm gonna be brave or just get a trim...
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Submitted by cprincess on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 11:13am.
she's so ordinary that she needs all the help she can get!!
Is it any wonder that Brad took off with St Angie who looks like she doesnt give a shit half the time what she looks like and is focused on the real issues of the world and Aniston looks like she only thinks about the latest pair of hot jeans...
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So what if Aniston thinks about herself. I think about myself too. Brad Pitt is a stupid dolt who molds himself into whatever the woman he is shacked up with is into. He is no more happy with Angelina than he was with Aniston, Paltrow, Lewis, Givens, et al. He is a mindless goon.
Why does everyone have to worry about the rest of the world, when we have enough in our OWN LIVES to deal with. Sorry but I can't be bothered with the poor in other countries when I have to worry about taking care of myself and the things that affect me.
People im way hotter than Jen so maybe I should make millions and cant act either mmmmmmmm
yep I envy the bitch and yes she and Angelina are both pretty and both seem happy
and no I dont know what they are thinking or care
People let it go
dont you have lives of your own or watch novelas or something but stop creating drama where there is none
(this is not for the dlisted people)
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Well, IMO adding bangs IS a change. All Jen has done is vary the length some. If she put in bangs it would totes change up the look.
Or even if she varied how it was styled - curl it sometimes or whatever. You know if she has natural curl/wave, that shot should be able to hold some style. God "blessed" me with the fine/limp straight shit she pays 40 Gs to obtain; it doesn't hold curl at ALL and it sucks.
That's all I'm saying. If you're spending that kind of dough-ray-me, I'd at least want it styled in a variety of ways. I liked the braid-band, though. at least it was something and she tried a diff, fairly unique look.
I agree about keeping the colorist, though. her color is gorgeous!
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Submitted by cprincess on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 11:13am.
she's so ordinary that she needs all the help she can get!!
Is it any wonder that Brad took off with St Angie who looks like she doesnt give a shit half the time what she looks like and is focused on the real issues of the world and Aniston looks like she only thinks about the latest pair of hot jeans...
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Here is a proof that St. Holie PR team works wonders. They're worth every penny. Strangely, they can't convince me ...
Not a fan of hers at all but love the hair color.
Submitted by cprincess on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 11:13am.
she's so ordinary that she needs all the help she can get!!
Is it any wonder that Brad took off with St Angie who looks like she doesnt give a shit half the time what she looks like and is focused on the real issues of the world and Aniston looks like she only thinks about the latest pair of hot jeans...
---Puhleeez!
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I need some sunny weather!!!!!
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 10:37am.
I'm with you. Can someone please explain the teeth fascination? Is this some kind of cultural/anthropological phenomena? I mean, what's wrong with natural looking teeth? Why everyone has to look the same in order to be considered attractive?