They Paid Too Much
Having the hair of an Afghan Hound isn't cheap. The Daily Mail says that during a recent press tour for that dead dog movie in Europe, Jennifer Aniston (or Fox) paid a total of £40,000 to keep her mop looking like this.
Jenny insisted that her hair bitch, Chris McMillan, come with her to England, so he was flown first-class from Los Angeles. Chris was put up in the finest hotels for the entire week and charged nearly £1,500 a day just to tossle her hair a bit. It's not known whether Fox or Jenny paid the £40,000 total.
Please, Jenny didn't take one penny out of her pocket to pay for that mess. Fox paid for that shit, but Jenny is a dumb whore. She should have told Fox just to give her the cash and then used it to buy one of OctoMommy's babehs! Since St. Angie is reportedly "creeped out" by OctoCrazy, that would have made her bite her roidy lips off in anger.
Seriously, if it takes that much coin to make her hair look like that, bitch is being overcharged. And IN THIS ECONOMY!
She can do that mess herself in one hot second. All she has to do is wake up, have her usual morning cry, wipe her lonely tears off with her hair and VOILA! There you fucking go.
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she's so ordinary that she needs all the help she can get!!
Is it any wonder that Brad took off with St Angie who looks like she doesnt give a shit half the time what she looks like and is focused on the real issues of the world and Aniston looks like she only thinks about the latest pair of hot jeans...
Odds are she didn't pay the bill. The movie studio did and if so, they're fools.
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I wonder if JA would give her hair to cancer patients? she seems so giving.
LMAO
(haircut $15 and cover it up with a bandana when I cook half the day,and mrsoul thinks I'm fab)
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Submitted by red_hot_kitchen - Her hair's her best feature...Without her hair, she's not much.
True, dat!
I've had the same style for years, but I'm not a millionaire movie star whose career has basically been made on her hair. That's my prob.
Submitted by luscious_t: "I'm totes Team Aniston but I'd love to see her do a little something diff with her hair already. Jeez - we're closing in on, like, 10 yrs of this last style."
She's in danger of turning into Goldie Hawn.
Submitted by Pimpcessa on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 10:50am.
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Me too, long, blonde and straight with long bangs.
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Yes, I also have bangs, but just so I am not "boring" I sometimes, now brace yourself for this.......let my bangs grow out and have no bangs! I went back to bags 2 years ago. My forehead was bugging me!
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I crack myself up. Notice how I said I went back to bags instead og bangs?
My forehead must really bug me. lol!
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Submitted by grannytranny on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 10:57am.
I think her hair is worth every penny because it's part of what has made her famous.
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While I agree with this, I think it's RIDICULOUS that it takes so much work to make that boring hair look good.
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2 minut showers???? thats so not possible my showers are usually 30 minutes long lol
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Cheniffer needs to give our girl Beyonce a call.
I am sure the House of Derriere can hook her head (and chin too) up with a two dollar piece and no one would be the wiser.
Well, they would, but she'd save about 39,995 bucks
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I think her hair is worth every penny because it's part of what has made her famous. She has to maintain it and sell it. Team Aniston.
That being said, remember when she said we should save the planet by taking two minute showers like her (i.e. she's soooooooo low maintenance)! Hypocrite!
Submitted by paulapoo: "She pretended she needed him to work on her hair. She really just needed him to be her yes bitch. You know, pump up her ego with affirmations of her beauty, call her "girlfriend" and share two bottles of chardonnay."
Exactly.
Submitted by Pimpcessa on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 10:49am.
WTF, is the JJ site down today?? What's with all the massive amounts of Jen haterating this morning? What's going on?
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Hahaha! I was a dork and went to see if JJ was down. I thought you were being serious! Duh! I guess I need a cup of coffee and a brain on the side!
Exactly what is Jennifer Aniston's appeal anyway? Since I never watched a single episode of "Friends" I have no idea why anyone would care about anything she does. Other than influence hairstyles for a while, she's as instantly forgettable as whatever you had for breakfast.
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Me too, long, blonde and straight with long bangs.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
And if this bitch really is pregnant, she should totally name her kid Beige Chardonnay.
Submitted by Mopa on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 10:43am.
Never noticed Alicia Keys' problem, have to check on that mess now.
Mary Carey has bad veneers. But I never expected her to have the best of anything, so I'm not surprised. Jenna Jameson (sp?) is another porno girl with some fake horse chompers, too. Hilary Duff is probably the worst.
Example:
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Feast your eyes on that BEAUTY!
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WTF, is the JJ site down today?? What's with all the massive amounts of Jen haterating this morning? What's going on?
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
I must have boring hair too. It's long, it's blonde and I go out of my way to make it straight . I hate contrived hairstyles. I like mine simple, clean and shiny. No curls (I have naturally curly), no frou frou cuts, no hard to maintain styles.
She pretended she needed him to work on her hair. She really just needed him to be her yes bitch. You know, pump up her ego with affirmations of her beauty, call her "girlfriend" and share two bottles of chardonnay.
bitch is paying way too much.
I like her hair, I like my hair =) Ive had the same hair for a long time just with subtle variations in my bangs and subtle color changes I really like it and I really dont want to change it
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I'm totes Team Aniston but I'd love to see her do a little something diff with her hair already. Jeez - we're closing in on, like, 10 yrs of this last style.
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Submitted by FilthyBitch on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 10:41am.
sure they have. that saintly bono (rolls eyes) paid for a first class ticket to fly his hat to where ever he was cause he forgot it. so he paid for the person to bring it. one seat and then another first class seat for his stupid fucking hat to sit on. and then he goes and preaches about poverty and trying to erradicate it. ppfftt. hes such a hypocrite...god i hate that man...
Submitted by Mopa - Whatever it was, it looked like crap. Her hair is usually very boring looking.
Agreed. And for someone with that much money?
I like her hair...
I don't hate her.
I don't give a flying fuck
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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 10:42am.
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She always looks like a wax statue of herself to me. Slightly off, not quite real.
I don't dislike her hair, I just think that she's done safe and boring and same old, same old for a really long time. I like this better than the stick straight, way too long crap she used to rock, though.
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Submitted by The Audrey on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 10:39am.
I agree completely. You know whose teeth not only look ridiculous now, but she actually talks funny with them? Alicia Keys.
I was also watching that Sober House, 'celebrity' rehab show. That porn person, Mary Carey, has big denture-like veneers on top. She can't even talk right now. Or maybe it is just too many blow-jobs that gave her an overbite.
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Right??
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I believe that you believe that. Illusions can be big fun.
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What an unfortunate face. I'm sitting here trying to figure out ways to fix it: Nosejob.. that's what's wrong..then I move on to the thin lips, then that ugly pointed witchypoo chin of hers. Sorry Jen, no dice. Lord knows I tried.
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Meh, I'm sure many celebs have done shit like this and paid just as much, it's just never been reported or no one found out. But 40k? Yea, I have to agree she got ripped off. Any 15 year old can flat iron your hair and would probably fly coach and charge like 50 bucks.
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Rumors. Heresay.
Where are the facts you crazy power bottom you?
I wish i had a mop that thick on my hair. Not very many ppl do.
Her hair's her best feature. I'm not a Jen fan, but I don't blame her for spending that much to keep it up. Without her hair, she's not much.
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 10:37am.
I've always found somthing off-putting about veneers. To me, even if they're 90% fine (as opposed to bad horse teef veneers), they still look like dentures. Anyone else think the same as me?
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Meh, I don't know why people who have millions upon millions of dollars shouldn't keep spending it like they normally do. I feel like people think it's insulting or something to those who are in financial trouble. But somebody's got to keep money flowing into this economy! Might as well be this rich ho!
without bragging (ha ha)I have to say, all these bitches wear extensions, pieces etc. I look that good with all my own hair!
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Submitted by Pimpcessa on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 10:27am.
Yep, I'm always gorgeous. When you are a celebrity and go to events and have people to prepare you, you shouldn't be looking good at one event and bad at the next. For the money she pays, there should be some consistency.
She just isn't that good looking and takes alot of photoshop to get her to look gorgeous.
Sorry if that hurts your feelings.
i can not pretend im not a wee bit jealous. i have very similar hair to hers. with the natural wave/curl and it doesnt sit well with out alot of product or being straightened...and man i wish i could have someone come blow dry it out for me daily..or even every other day.
my hair is so thick and heavy takes me well over an hour to blow dry it straight...
it is a bit excessive that she pays that much. esp with this economy. but man. what a life if you can afford it....
For all of you Dlisters saying how down-to earth and thrifty Jennifer seems...one word for ya...Smartwater!!
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Her teefs look really weird in this pic.
Like there are too many of them.
Submitted by Spoiled on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 10:31am.
Whatever it was, it looked like crap. Her hair is usually very boring looking.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 10:31am.
Team Aniston here, too. I'd love to have her hair! & it looks a damn sight better than anyone Ken Paves does!
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All Ken Paves does is over process hair and add really ugly extentions to it.
I think her hair is one of the nicest celeb heads out there. It's healthy and well colored.
Her hair is fine, its her face that isnt...Her color usually looks spot on if you like that multi colored sort of thing & her hair is usually super shiny, but it does need cutting...considering that she has naturally curly or wavy hair, I am sure she has some sort of straightening done to it, so her hair looks pretty healthy for all the shit she has done to it over the years. Plus, if she does that Ionic restructuring to make her hair straight, it could take like 3 hours...People think she is just an everyday/regular girl but make no mistake about it, she is high maintenance!
People think she is just an everyday/regular girl but make no mistake about it, she is high maintenance!
Of course she is!!!
She is an average girl who has to keep up with all those alien bitches from Hollywood.
Her color looks great. The hair? I could have styled it just as well. I would have just charged the 1500 pounds they used for PER NIGHT FOR A HOTEL(????).
Maybe I'm just po', but that is WAY extravagant. The most I've spent on a hotel was about $300/night. It was for my honeymoon, and we thought THAT was extravagance. *shrugs*
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Submitted by Pimpcessa on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 10:27am.
Mopa
Most people have good looking days and bad looking days, good angle & bad angle, happy days & sad days. Get it? Oh wait, you must be part of the "super-human"......club.
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Exactly! Like today, I am havinf a really fug day, yesterday, not so much!
Also for those who say she has lines on her forehead, etc.... jeez folks, it's called aging, we all do it. At least her face moves and isn't paralyzed with Botox up the ass.
Oh, and DAILY MAIL, hello? I don't believe this story. Jennifer Aniston seems too down to earth for this.