They Paid Too Much
Having the hair of an Afghan Hound isn't cheap. The Daily Mail says that during a recent press tour for that dead dog movie in Europe, Jennifer Aniston (or Fox) paid a total of £40,000 to keep her mop looking like this.
Jenny insisted that her hair bitch, Chris McMillan, come with her to England, so he was flown first-class from Los Angeles. Chris was put up in the finest hotels for the entire week and charged nearly £1,500 a day just to tossle her hair a bit. It's not known whether Fox or Jenny paid the £40,000 total.
Please, Jenny didn't take one penny out of her pocket to pay for that mess. Fox paid for that shit, but Jenny is a dumb whore. She should have told Fox just to give her the cash and then used it to buy one of OctoMommy's babehs! Since St. Angie is reportedly "creeped out" by OctoCrazy, that would have made her bite her roidy lips off in anger.
Seriously, if it takes that much coin to make her hair look like that, bitch is being overcharged. And IN THIS ECONOMY!
She can do that mess herself in one hot second. All she has to do is wake up, have her usual morning cry, wipe her lonely tears off with her hair and VOILA! There you fucking go.
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Team Aniston here, too. I'd love to have her hair! & it looks a damn sight better than anyone Ken Paves does!
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Submitted by Mopa - ...I think her hair looks bad most of the time. She wore a headband to the Oscars for god's sake. Headbands should only be worn if you have given up on wanting to look good...
I'm pretty sure that was a braid, not a band. (A braid that she paid gazillions of dollars for someone else to do, mind you.) I thought her hair looked especially boring and sloppy when she married Brad.
I don't understand? Why is Jennifer having a morning cry? Oh wait...the old can't get a man thing. Funny. *rolls eyes*
Wow that is a shit picture!
Jennifer's hair boy should slip a good old fashion cut into her next sit down.
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Also, all that fucking tanning is catching up with her. She is starting to get the old leather couch look.
It's my understanding that she and said hairdresser are really tight and he has been doing her hair for over 10 years. Whether or not he feels like being her confidante, she pays him for more than just hair. Think Simpson and Paves.
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The Fox is 20th Century Fox, the film company who made Marley & Me, and this is a nothing drop in the bucket for them, and Chris is a friend of hers. No real story here.
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No Words, I'm with you. Team Aniston all the way! I've always loved her hair. I really liked it when she cut it all off when she was on Friends.
I thought the french braid she sported at the Oscar's was adorable! Was it an Oscar hairdo? Not so much, but she's never been an updo person. And she's always had those fly-aways at the top of her head. I bet it's damaged hair from the flat iron. Sometimes those mofos just won't lay down no matter how much pomade you put on them.
If I were a celeb I'd pay top dollar to have my hair look good all the time!
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What the fucking kind of world do we live in that you can charge an average persons year's salary in less than a month?????!?!?!!?!?
We are fucked up?
Eh- I have a hard time believing this is true. She does her hair herself on a daily, regular basis and it looks just fine. She seems a little more reasonable than that- that's pretty extravagant and from I've seen of her over the past years...she is not like that.
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 10:28am.
Wow! I am a little slow! I just noticed the Supermodel shit was gone!
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Hooray!!! No more pre-op tranny! *celebrates*
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Wow! I am a little slow! I just noticed the Supermodel shit was gone! Pamela Anderson's fug picture is still here, but model stuff is gone!
Pimpcessa, after you get that gig, I'll be your huckleberry any day of the week.
EAP, I'm seeing my lurvley colorist today and he's worth every penny that he robs me blind of. I've even offered him rooms in Vegas now that I think about it. OH FUCK! That thought just scared me.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
That's absurd. And incidentally, her hair isn't all that great. That five-tone look has run its course.
Jennifer should invest in a good front-lace, human hair wig ($1,500-$2,000) and give her tresses a much-needed rest. She wears extensions anyway so it wouldn't be that much of a leap.
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 10:22am.
Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 10:23am.
Thank you. I haven't had enough coffee yet this morning. I feel dumb now.
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Most people have good looking days and bad looking days, good angle & bad angle, happy days & sad days. Get it? Oh wait, you must be part of the "super-human"......club.
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To do well in hair business one must be gay and semi-good looking, at least. Skills and talents are not that important. My former hair guy was very expensive with slightly above averae talent.
Now I go to this woman who is twice as good as he was but can't charge that much. She's average looking straight woman.
Submitted by The Audrey on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 10:20am.
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Hey, Audrey..Fox in is ref to Fox Studios.
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FUCK THIS I'm going to sign up for cosmetology school right now!! 50K?? Somehow I doubt this guy got paid that kind of cash.And personally I would have said to her "give me the 1500/day for the room and Ill see ya soon, call me"
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Ditto, EAP! I wish I had her colorist. Mine looks fake, fake, fake.
To clarify: My Dolly reference was because we all know it takes time and money to look this effortless.
i think he means FOX as in 20th Century FOX, the movie company and owner of the greatest news channel ever with blonde sassy anchorettes
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Jennifer is one of those 'two-faced' people, imo. Just like her boyfriend, John Mayer. She either looks gorgeous or fug. There is no rhyme or reason to it. Sometimes she looks good and other times she looks ugly. Same with John. I can't explain it.
I think her hair looks bad most of the time. She wore a headband to the Oscars for god's sake. Headbands should only be worn if you have given up on wanting to look good. My hairdresser knows that if I walk in with a headband on, that I waited way too long and had some bad shit going on in my life and she can cut my hair anyway she wants.
I like her hair (you knew I was going to say that)...big Team Aniston member here. (-:
And just remember what Dolly Parton said...
"It costs a lot of money to look this cheap."
(or words to that effect)
Excuse my ignorance, as this is probably an obvious thing for most of you--- but who is the Fox MK is talking about? I'm confuzzled.
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If he's also her colorist, then I can see why she'll pay that much money. A good colorist is hard to come by... so I've heard. I use the boxed shit.
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she should go to my gaysian in Queens (thanks Dolly ♥).
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On topic- I like Jen's hair, but that hair-do bitch is charging waaaaaayyy too much. Shampoo, condition, dry, flat iron, a bit 'o' mousse or some Kiehl's Silk groom and you are ready to roll.
Maybe he's not styling the hair on her head? When she was on that German show she had serious frizz head.
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I've hated that hair style.
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Poor Aniston must think her hair is the only thing she's got going but there's no way she can't maintain that do by herself.
That's a horrible picture. Forehead lines and beedy eyes.
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ha ha MK I wish I was your roomate or something, I'd never stop LMAO
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