Thursday, March 5th 2009

Morning Wood


The queen of the trailer dumpster Tonya Harding is mad at Obama. And I'm mad at her for those bangs - Jezebel

Eva LongWHORIA is full of doody - I'm Not Obsessed

Maria Conchita Alonso thinks Sean Penn needs to shut the fuck up - Celebitchy

THIEF! That's what JLo is - Socialite Life

Cheryl Tweedy's husband arrested for being a sloppy drunk - Holy Moly!

Emma Roberts is about to be eaten alive by a mob of crazed Jonas fangirls - Scandalist

The biggest piece of trash in the world is going to ruin another innocent life! - ICYDK

I mean, can you blame Jon Gosselin? - Celebslam

Mischa Barton's dealer drives a white Caddy - The Bastardly

Posted by: Michael K


moonmaid's picture

That hairdo is pure white trash upstate NY circa 1991. All she needs are the acid wash jeans and white booties with fringe.

Someone on that site called them "bumper bangs", lol!

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Maria Conchita Alonzo for Hot slut of the year!!! She's right! And the Angelina Jolie of figure skating coulda had me if she didn't make that rant about herself!!

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That's my new hairdo right there.....what disturbs me about her bangs is how much effort and time actually went into them....and they still look like crap...although with that head under them, I fear nothing would help.
Luscious- your avi is outstanding!

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Submitted by luscious_t on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 1:00pm.

I think that was me! Glad you enjoyed it.

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Damn, Tonya Harding is a beast.

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This is for Kate Gosselin:

AAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHHAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHHHHAHAHAA
HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BITCH!!!

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mike's picture

Has anyone seen the Tonya Harding sex tape? It's one of the few celeb sex tapes I haven't seen, and I'm curious if I'm missing anything (I'm 99% sure the answer is no, but you never know).

Obama is trying to fix something the US f'd up on almost 40 yrs ago, something we never should have been involved in, like the current war, but has to be resolved some way. The US needs to fix our global mistakes to help ourselves, too. I didn't read all the comments here, but a co-worker and I discussed it when it was brought up during the election.
All the multiple birth from IVF people freak me out. Whether it's nature or God, some people's DNA are not meant to mix, and our bodies know it. I saw it on PBS.
People are suprised that the boys from Disney are whores, too?

I am on a few anti-Jon and Kate blogs, the main purpose is to get their show cancelled. There is a rumor floating around that the un-lovely couple separated last month. Let's hope so. Enough damage has been done to their kids due to exploitation.

Whatever's picture

Tonya should be thanking him that he got her white trash, cheating ass back in the limelight.

Submitted by bitchette on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 1:26pm.
uh oh. it's all serious and political up in here.

I'd better move to the idol post.
don't fight loves!

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Fuck, I wish I had just kept my mouth shut!

*moving to idiot post with Bitchette*

EDIT--Hahaha I thought you had idiot, instead of idol! Hahaha! Just goes to prove what a true idiot I am!

Hysteria's picture

the proposed money to palestine is part of an international aid effort to help rebuild the Gaza Strip, which was largely destroyed by israeli bombing. More than 80 countries and international organizations have pledged 5.2 billion dollars to rebuild the devastated area

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Mittmah's picture

So I see the beady eyed beak nose bitch is keeping the puppy mills in business!!!

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KD's picture

It sounded to me that she was mad at Obama but at the same time thanking him for reminding people who she is. Does that even make sense? She must have gotten into a few too many fights in prison because she keeps contracting herself it seems.

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Submitted by Charles Manson on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 12:20pm.
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For a guy that types all in caps, you're a perceptive man. Well said!

Stoney's picture

What hysteria said!!!!!

Stoney's picture

Ok, I'm back. I would just like to say now I've confused my own damn self reading about the fucking bailout. Fuck me with something hard and sandpapery. Anyways, the Gosselins, yeah they pretty much suck. Also, I think the boy tups look "special" and none of them are particularly attractive. Cute? How? From what I can remember, one of the twins is a bitch just like her mama.

M.E.'s picture

Hekki - my boss was spewing about it this morning. I haven't even been to any news sites yet.

I don't follow politics, I HATE fucking politics, so if I go off on something political and sound like an ignorant fuck. It's because I am politically ignorant.

That is my disclaimer. LOL

Yes, USA needs A LOT of help FIRST!

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Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 1:11pm.

and what Stoney said too! thank you, i have my own bottle

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Miss Priss's picture

i am really fuking busy today at work, as I am hard worker, for a fucking company that might go out of business in a month or two, but here I am working my ass off...but instead I want to come play with you all.
But duty calls...heheh...duty.

anyway. Just wanted to spreda sum love! for all! =) even if you don't care. we need that nowadays, everything sucks.

Anyway. I hate politics.

Have a great day all!!!

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uh oh. it's all serious and political up in here.

I'd better move to the idol post.
don't fight loves!

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Hekki's picture

Submitted by M.E."...When I found out this morning that Obama has given the Palestinian's $1B..."

*sound of needle scratching off record*

Huh?

I don't care if it's going to Palestine or Zimbabwe. We need to help ourselves before anyone else. It's like when you're on a plane and they tell you to put the oxygen mask on yourself before you put it on a child.

God damn. Don't we have ANY say in where our money goes?

The answer is no.

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Submitted by Charles Manson on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 12:20pm.
I AM APPALLED THIS COUNTRY LET THIS HAPPEN.

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that's EXACTLY what a popular majority of Americans was thinking about 8 years ago when Bush won the electoral vote for presidency

EXACTLY. america DID let this happen

the Bush-enabled big-business thievery and fraud sent our economy into the shitter. the billion dollar bailouts were initiated the GOP administration on demand by their billionaire business buddies.

yeah, it's laissez faire economics that allowed the rich to get richer and the rest of us to lose our homes & jobs

republican econonics created this mess. we are the paying for it. during the FIRST Great Depression, also caused by laissez faire GOP economics, literally millions of people were jobless/homeless and starving to death.

we have a social responsibility to prevent that human suffering.

obama is hoping that investing in the US economy today will create prosperity in the long run (that will repay gov borrowing) and prevent an even steeper cost to humanity. i hope so too.

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Green Is Good's picture

Nice to see Tonya Harding is still ignorant white trash.

And btw, Surya Bonaly should have won the gold the year white trash Harding and horse choppers Nancy Kerrigan competed. Kerrigan's silver medal was a sympathy win.

kdracofan's picture

Stoney come back! *giving you stern look for leaving!*

Smurfy: lmao that's effing hilarious. Mine taught me "Don't forget mija' pussy pulls more than a towtruck" JUST LIKE THAT. LMAO

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My momma is da Shitz!!
I'm gonna tell her what you guys said...
the conversation would probably go like this:
-Mom, they say you are da Shitz!
- Who are those Bitches?\
- My dlisted sluts!!!
- are the fat like you?
-mmm, I don't know..I'm not Thaaat fat!
- you are never gonna give Nietos!! do you wanna kill me?
- whatever , mom!
- ok mama!! I looove you! tell your friends I say Hi.

He Dicho! caso cerrado!!

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Submitted by Mopa: "Just so people realize, it isn't just people like Octomom that gets state aid for having a litter of children. The Gosselins got it too. Here is an article from my local paper from back when the Gosselins were trying to get a state-paid nurse for longer than a year...."

Holy shiiiiit. She's no better than Octomom. The only difference is that she's married.

Stoney's picture

Ok, WHY is there only four left, M.E.???

*pops all four*

*hands back empty bottle*

M.E.'s picture

*shifts uncomfortable*

*hands Stoney bottle of valium*

KD's picture

DevilGirl- yes, I agreed too, but it's not like we agree with every word he said. I was agreeing with the general concept and point that he was making that the economy will probably get better on its own. What is that saying, "many hands in the pot spoils the soup" or whatever it is. Yeah. Besides, half the crap in the newest bailout bill is completely rediculous.

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Your mom forgot hair styles, too. ~teehee

(Oh shit - I probably shouldn't have said that)

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Zappy's picture

@ Smurf

You mom is so very correct. It changes the anatomy of friendships and causes biggggggggg problems because everyone thinks they are right. And everyone is, but just a little bit.

Stoney's picture

Of course I still like you, but I came all up in here and you hors were ranting about something that isn't even TRUE! It makes me mad. I'm sorry. Spreading false information is dangerous when it comes to the future of this country. I really care about this shit. I'm sorry, I wasn't calling you in partical a dumb fuck. I like Carles Manson, but his political posts are fucking retarded. I'm not going to agree with someone blindly because they say hilarious shit about drinking dumbass water and eating roast beef. He's not the fucking mesiah or some shit. I've always preferred jim anyways. I'm really sorry. I will shut the fuck up now and go back to my hole.

*sobs*

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Submitted by shut the smurf up on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 1:02pm.
I agree, not all Venezuelans hate him.
I love politics and discussing politics, but People get to fired up (myself included) and it never goes the way it suppouse to go; My mom once told me, mija, never discuss Politics, Religion or sports... it never ends well.
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Your mom was (is?) a smart woman! I like discussing, but it doesn't take long for it to turn into an argument. Especially these days its like people have some sort of emotional connection and get easily offended and are COMPLETELY closed off to other opinions. And I hate conflict, so I just leave well enough alone most of the time.

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by shut the smurf up on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 1:02pm.
Submitted by kdracofan on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 12:58pm.
hmm NOT all Venezuelans hate chavez - just like not all cubans hate Fidel.

I agree, not all Venezuelans hate him.
I love politics and discussing politics, but People get to fired up (myself included) and it never goes the way it suppouse to go; My mom once told me, mija, never discuss Politics, Religion or sports... it never ends well.
I hate chavez, I looove Kdraco :)

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lmao LURVS you too sexy mama
and your mom is right...she forgot to mention: money!

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Stoney: come on hun - don't get upset...just talk it out - that's all

and devilgirl: no, off course not hun. thanks for sharing

Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 1:01pm.

Well Stoney, I have always liked you. That isn't going to change, but obviously for you it has.

I didn't say anything but agreed, along with a few other posters on what Chuck said.

I am not going to argue with you. If you no longer like me, well I am sorry for that, but I still think you are a funny ho, and I like your posts, so that is where I am going to leave it.

Submitted by kdracofan on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 12:58pm.
hmm NOT all Venezuelans hate chavez - just like not all cubans hate Fidel.

and that's all I have to say about this political party - ps: no need to be rude when discussing politics
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Precisely why I do not discuss politics on this site.

I mentioned the same thing in an earlier post about not being rude to differing political opinions. You are correct in what you say and I spoke short sightedly.

At least we aren't being rude about it with one another.

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Submitted by kdracofan on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 12:58pm.
hmm NOT all Venezuelans hate chavez - just like not all cubans hate Fidel.

I agree, not all Venezuelans hate him.
I love politics and discussing politics, but People get to fired up (myself included) and it never goes the way it suppouse to go; My mom once told me, mija, never discuss Politics, Religion or sports... it never ends well.
I hate chavez, I looove Kdraco :)

He Dicho! caso cerrado!!

Stoney's picture

By people, you mean me, devil. Thanks, I was just thinking yesterday how much I liked you on this fucking site. I'm just so sick and fucking tired of people criticizing Obama with short blurbs of halfway correct headlines they know nothing about. My dad is the WORST. Sorry, I have a massive hangover, but if you are really upset about something, perhaps learning more about it *coughcharlesmansoncough* might clear things up a bit!!

I'm outtie.

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Who was the dlister that promoted that anti-J&K site? That was fun reading.

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kdracofan's picture

hmm NOT all Venezuelans hate chavez - just like not all cubans hate Fidel.

and that's all I have to say about this political party - ps: no need to be rude when discussing politics

barelybeagle's picture

HA! I went to high school with one of the girls named in that article about Jon Gosselin. I hope she didn't hook up with him (although the description of the really tall blonde sounds like her). He's kind of icky.

Nanners's picture

Tonya has to get over herself. If all publicity is good publicity she should be thanking O. At least she admits to being a hick.

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KD's picture

Snowy- is Cara one of the twins? The one thats always forgetting her lunches and stuff? I think she has "middle child" syndrome.

Why is it that people need to resort to rudeness when there are differing political opinions? I do read. Thank you though, for the helpful suggestion! : )

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Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 12:45pm.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 12:33pm
:)
Talking shit about him makes me feel better, it works everytime...

He Dicho! caso cerrado!!

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Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 12:16pm.

Intor on her website:

For good, for bad, depending on your point of view, Tonya Harding has been one of the most influential or perhaps controversial persons in Figure Skating history, and in all sports history, in notoriety, perhaps second only to Mohammad Ali. There are all kinds of websites pushing the wonderful accomplishments of their namesakes but with Tonya's rebellious spirit, her website is dedicated to desires and dreams.

second only to Mohammed Ali...really??

Yeah- wasn't Ali doing what he was SUPPOSED to do when he put the beatdown on his opponents? What was Tonya's excuse??? Oh, yeah- SCARED of the competition.

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