Thursday, March 5th 2009

Tommy Girl Ass Queefed In Katie's Hair

That's my only explanation.

Here's more of Stepford Katie trying to act on the set of her new move in NYC last night.

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Submitted by gia on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 10:04am.
0zero, sorry you got robbed :(
Hope they catch the bastards.

I dont feel sorry for Katie at all...I will again go on about how she has more money than God, she can shop til the cows come home, she has her daughter, who can she spend time with or not because she has a nanny, fame, the husband she wished for, who is crazy as shit, but is allegedly very romantic & generous & an acting career despite the fact that she cant act for shit. I know being married to a freak like Tom would kind of suck, but she chose to be a Scientologist...I just dont think she is as miserable as people think. I believe she looks miserable because she is tired because Tom works her ass off with the Scientology crap, but who isnt tired these days?

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0zero, sorry you got robbed :(
Hope they catch the bastards.

I dont feel sorry for Katie at all...I will again go on about how she has more money than God, she can shop til the cows come home, she has her daughter, who can she spend time with or not because she has a nanny, fame, the husband she wished for, who is crazy as shit, but is allegedly very romantic & generous & an acting career despite the fact that she cant act for shit. I know being married to a freak like Tom would kind of suck, but she chose to be a Scientologist...I just dont think she is as miserable as people think. I believe she looks miserable because she is tired because Tom works her ass off with the Scientology crap, but who isnt tired these days?

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damn,she looks bad!

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I feel so sorry for her. That's the only thing I can say right now... given I've just been robbed and those bastards took basically everything I own.

But yeah. I still feel sorry for her.

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Is she filming female Butt Pirates of the Caribbean? Or is this just the costume Tommy makes her wear during sexy time so he can pretend he's fucking Johnny Depp in the ass?

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Just wondering is her agent just requesting roles that she always looks like sh*t? Cuz she looks like a bag lady or a hippy. All that dough and they can never make her look good. Its like she got with Tom Cruise and he sucked the life out of her? She barely ever looks decent. And don't tell me its cuz she is a mom. Homegirl has massive $$$$$. She can afford to have someone come to the house! lol. I'm a mom and I always try to make an effort to look great if not decent to step out...

O well..Im sure a book will be out on this one day.

Lindalou's picture

She looks better than these pics from a few days ago
http://www.hollywoodrag.com/index.php?/weblog/katie_holmes_hair_is_cover...

Are they making a sequel to 'Go'?

gia's picture

She is weird...I have never seen someone who can at one moment look so very pretty & then in another moment so freakin ugly. Not to mention she is a horrible actress...Someone should really take her out back & skull fuck her for nearly ruining The Dark Knight...Oh and for that movie, Mad Money...I have remnants of self love left, so I would never subject myself to seeing that crapfest. If she werent married to Tom she would NEVER get roles after her career abominations.

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LOL, that's just sad.
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She looks like a walking corpse and it doesn't look like a makeup job either. Is this the only movie role Tommie will let her take? Run Katie, run!

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Submitted by I need more cowbell on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 2:35pm.
Bitch can't act. She is not convincing in her current role as wife and mommy -what makes the fugly one think she can make it in movies?

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ITA! WTF is Tommy Girl blowing so that his contract Bot can continue to get movie roles? She's fugly and a shit actress to boot.

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I hope to God she's just in make-up for the movie, cause that shit looks BEAT. If it's not make-up, then all I can say is RUN AWAY KATIE!!!! YOUR SOUL IS BEING SUCKED DRY LITTLE BY LITTLE. YOU WILL BE A ZOMBIE IF YOU DON'T GET OUT OF THIS SOON. AND, NO ONE BUYS THE LOVEY DOVEY CRAP YOU SPEW ABOUT TOM. WE ALL KNOW YOU SOLD YOUR LIFE TO HIM AND THE SCIENOS. IT'S FUCKED UP!

It's depressing just to watch this happen to someone, let alone having to actually BE that person.

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Bitch can't act. She is not convincing in her current role as wife and mommy -what makes the fugly one think she can make it in movies?

KD's picture

On the set of her new move? Boot moves?

JudyT's picture

OMG! I thought it was John Mayer. Those crazy eyes.

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Um...WTF? "Ass Queefed" - LOL!

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I keep thinking she has a piece of Indian corn on her head.

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Looks like Tommy girl got his bead kit out and put them in her hair to mark his property.

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To anyone else who's read the book, who the eff is she supposed to _be_? Surely not Mary, the beautiful and not-interested co-worker, so that only leaves the trannies!

it still gets hired? 'Mad Money'should have been the death knell to that career.

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When might I expect this cinematic masterpiece to be available on DVD or appear on the Lifetime network?

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Submitted by x.e.n.u on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 12:22pm.

looks like criss angel...
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Nah, Criss Angel wears more makeup and probably wouldn't go out in public looking like that!

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Ugh. I don't even want to see her PRETEND to be this woman. Blech!

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ew

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Crap on a cracker....that is all.

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I feel like now that Tommy girl is married he has his straight "confirmed" so Katie is helping him with his rasta audience...not working hun

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This is pathetic.

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Submitted by x.e.n.u on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 12:22pm.

looks like criss angel...

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Zappy's picture

What a range of emotion. That is in the singular, not plural because she only has one.

That is the mark of Xenu.

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Katie with beads in her hair- bwahahahahaha! Who is she supposed to be? She just needs to go sit down and worship Xenu, cuz she blows.

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SpiceDong's picture

Hell no...she looks like used toilet paper.
Is this her way to pull off a Charlize Theron and get an Oscar nod?

I took an 85yo woman and turned her into a 65yo drag queen - Blanche Devereaux

Katie Holmes looks more and more like Trudy Weigel every day.

Callan's picture

She looks like Steven Cojocaru or Steven Tyler, with a splash of Dog the Bounty Hunter thrown in.

xerquina's picture

she looks like a bum.

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I would normally guess Kate Cruise's oiltastic look here is for her role, which required her to slather her face and hair in bacon grease in order to add a touch of authenticity to her homeless bag lady look, but then I notice the all-too-real festering pustule residing on her chin and can only conclude that Kate Cruise is, in fact, a real-life dirtbag ho. Fucking NASTY, you millionairess sell-out slut. Oxy products go for around $6 at your nearest drug store, ho.

Submitted by Oxygen on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 12:35pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 12:29pm.
We need a new post, that zit on her chin is just grossing me out!
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I SECOND THAT MOTION....I know it's bad when my eyes started drifting over to the ads....ewwww...can we also get Pamela Anderson's nakedness, along with that mystery arm from her cooch off of here. G'damn.

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Amen Sista! That Pam Anderson thing just grosses me out. I think I caught Hepetitis just from having it on my computer screen!

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Oxy: it's her side boob looking like an about to bust water balloon that's starting to get to me
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She looks like a cross between Rosie O'Donnell and Jared Leto.

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Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 12:29pm.
We need a new post, that zit on her chin is just grossing me out!
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I SECOND THAT MOTION....I know it's bad when my eyes started drifting over to the ads....ewwww...can we also get Pamela Anderson's nakedness, along with that mystery arm from her cooch off of here. G'damn.

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Do they photoshop movies?

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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 12:26pm.
take that back OXY!!!! LOL
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Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 12:20pm.
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We need a new post, that zit on her chin is just grossing me out!

*takes fingers to try to get zit off screen*

Stanley_is_hairy's picture

She looks happier and more at ease with whoever that guy is than she looks with Tommy Girl. Run, Katie! RUN while the Clams aren't looking!

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take that back OXY!!!! LOL
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Natalia's picture

Fuck you make me laugh.

To be honest I think she's trying to make herself look as unattractive as possible so he doesn't go anywhere near her. I know he's gay blah blah, but I mean I don't think she even wants him to hold her hand or anything.

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We be jahmin' *bobs head* we be jahmin'