Open Post: Hosted By Jacko's Comeback
Hold on to your boys, London, because the sexiest white lady in the game (sorry Brit Brit) is going to take your town by storm! Lady Jacko fluffed up his Valentine by Raquel Welch wig, made sure his nose was on straight and sashayed up to the podium to announce the start of his This Is It concert at the O2 arena in London. Jacko will begin performances on July 9th. 10 shows will go on sale March 13th, but more may be added depending on how that shit sells. Jacko announced it would be his last concerts in London.
If I got a shot of Jesus Juice every time Jacko said "this is it" to his plastic surgeon, I'd be touching myself day and night.
I really don't know if Jacko's nose can take all that grinding and thrusting! Jacko better have an official nose replacer waiting in the wings at all times just in case. And since when did Jacko's chin have the butt of a 7-year-old boy on it. Has it always looked like that?
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Submitted by Cuntylicious LeScrew on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 5:00am.
michael needs to choke on his own dick.
i hate that radio stations still play his music. i change the station every time he comes on..he even ruined my affection for the jackson 5.
they are all trash.
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I do the same thing...and when I'm buying groceries and a song of his starts to play in the store I'm like WTF!!!
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Some people don't know when to back off. If she made the mistake once, she should remember from the last time. Sounds like she's an idiot for sure.
Usually when people persist in asking me questions I don't want to answer, I ignore them until they have to be told they are being ignored because they are violating my space. It's worth it just to see the BOINK on their face and then they start stuttering.
*Zappy's school of assertiveness and fuck you it's you and not me training*
My dick's as hard as a prosthetic leg
-Sponge Bob unrated
is this creature even alive, he looks like Bernie from the weekend at. what a waste
TMZ is saying that people are saying that wasn't really him
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"HOLD YOUR HORSES, BONSAI!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGjFSYuJ8xM&feature=related
Well, is Britney Spears can tour...
He looks so artificial..
He doesn't look human anymore
I bet there will be a double who will do all the hardwork.
Isn't he in bad health?
michael needs to choke on his own dick.
i hate that radio stations still play his music. i change the station every time he comes on..he even ruined my affection for the jackson 5.
they are all trash.
Submitted by jussayin on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 8:20pm.
why are people fucking with me? I am shaking, I am so irate!
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If you ladies ever get up to "the North State", even on vacation, go get your hair cut with my daughter at Supershmucks in Redding! She'll treat you, and everyone else, RIGHT!!! cannot even believe that crap you went through.... customer service is DEAD... do not put up with it people... they're taking our money, they BETTER treat us fuckin' right!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 9:37pm.
Off Topic; Oh wait I can be...
anyway, I forgot that Bale and Wahkeen were at the Spirit Awards:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPLs6v_52GQ
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That was AWESOME.
"I FUCKING DID THAT PART!" *stomp*
Off Topic; Oh wait I can be...
anyway, I forgot that Bale and Wahkeen were at the Spirit Awards:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPLs6v_52GQ
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Glad MJ is back he is a genius. He unlike spears has true talent.His music are classic and his tour will sell like crazy. He has loyal fans.
THIS IS (SH)IT!
Submitted by jussayin on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 8:58pm.
No adult, unless a caregiver, has the right to interrogate a child. Not even the cops!
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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I don't know if it's because I'm from NY, or because I'm a Scorpio but I cannot stand nosy people anyway....
I cannot even stand my nosy nephew somethime.
But I'll be damned if I let people harass him. It's bad nough at school for him. This is a supposedly grown ass woman bothering him!
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People need not to fuck with me right now!--jussayin
Submitted by NaNoop on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 8:56pm.
Nighty-night. Loved the EYE DEE TEN TO acronym.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 8:53pm.
Good nite NaNoop, Momus, Gyeah, Fuzzy and Jussayin, and any other sexay whorz I forgot!
Got to get the pets all settled in for the night and get a little chow.
Have a good evening everyone and I will see all you sexay beasts tomorrow!
'nite 'nite, you skankalicious whore :)
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Good nite NaNoop, Momus, Gyeah, Fuzzy and Jussayin, and any other sexay whorz I forgot!
Got to get the pets all settled in for the night and get a little chow.
Have a good evening everyone and I will see all you sexay beasts tomorrow!
(((hugs))) DG
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Little Boy Blue.
Little Boy Blue who?
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Michael Jackson.
Submitted by flossyb on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 8:43pm.
That Von dude from the American Idol wild card group, totaly looks like Astro Boy.
LOL! I was trying to place that hair-do! I loved Astro Boy! Marine Boy too!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by NaNoop on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 8:40pm.
Thank you. Like I said it happened 21 years ago, so I have been good for a long while.
He did so much damage and I am really small ( barely 5'1", if that) so his punch was lethal. The surgeon said that I was lucky he didn't kill me because punches to the face can often kill someone.
Thats why it astonishes me that Rihanna would go back to that f'er after he pummeled her face. That shit hurts!
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 8:42pm.
Yep Humane Society charges $55. :sigh:
Fuck i have a headache just thinking about it, I'll go lay down.
Tee-Tee-wY-eL!
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 8:44pm.
Submitted by NaNoop on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 8:42pm.
...I's from Illinoys. Y'all can't do nun of that tricky stuff with us. I dun get it. XD
I always describe myself as "I'm slow but eventually I catch on" :P
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Submitted by jussayin on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 8:38pm.
ID10T...I love it and want it for my license plate
I'm just trying to relax, not get my pressure up, and here this bitch go, twerking a last nerve. I just do not understand the nerve of some people. And then she's like "this shop is for intelligent people so don't come back". Er, bitch, I am not the one with the problem, you are, and if you are offended because I told you about ourself, so be it. Like I should take shit for a $10 haircut....bitch please!
Damn, that bitch needs a slap upside her empty head. I guess she told you! I trust that anybody with a brain who saw this whole exchange has NO doubt who doesn't belong in a shop for intelligent people. Bitch didn't know when to shut the fuck up, apparently and made herself look worse.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Submitted by NaNoop on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 8:42pm.
...I's from Illinoys. Y'all can't do nun of that tricky stuff with us. I dun get it. XD
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
That Von dude from the American Idol wild card group, totaly looks like Astro Boy.
Submitted by gyeah on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 8:35pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 8:28pm.
i was holy fucken shitein about your story! that's fuckin insane =*(
A little bump on the nose sends me reelin' i can imagine all that trauma you went thru, what a nightmare.
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Well the good thing about it is that I was in my teens, so I was a lot braver or dumber then. Now, I would drop dead from the mere sight of blood!
I cut myself not long ago and I had to clean the wound with my eyes closed! That worked out easy, let me tell you!
It is true what they say- when faced with something really severe, your adrenalin kicks in and it just pushes you to do wild shit you didn't think you could otherwise. I knew what I had to do, when most of the time I am clueless these days!
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 8:29pm.
Submitted by NaNoop on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 8:27pm.
EYE DEE TEN TEE.
Eye... I......
Bitch what you say??? XD
Fuzzy, I spelled it phonetically but if you write it down the way it sounds it is:
I D 10 T which when squished all togethe is IDIOT.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Submitted by NaNoop on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 8:37pm.
That sounds about right, IF this tour ever happens. We know Michael's broke, but I really think he is too drug-addled and insane to perform.
He'd better stick to selling autographs to the Japanese.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by gyeah on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 8:40pm.
Yeah, no shit about the vet bills. They charge me $44 just to walk in the damn door. I guess it could be worse though. I know some people on here pay $50-60.
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
Dang, DG- I just read your story. As awful as that was how lucky it wasn't any worse. God, useless people who just don't even help a person after the assailant is gone should be lined up and shot.
Glad you're okay, and you like your new nose :)
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 8:35pm.
I always used it to clean the litterbox and the spray version for pretty much everything in my house. It does say on the label that it's toxic to animals. Have switched to something else. It seems that every time he has a seizure (since i became aware) that they are lasting longer than the previous one.
Not looking fwd to the vet bills, fuck.
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 8:26pm.
*SCREAMS* I wanna have a drink with you all too!!!! *whines*
But one of you bitches is going to have to let me stay with you. No big deal! I can cook, clean, and perform sexual favors whilst wearing a Baby Bop costume.
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How much for doing the household chores? I'll take care of the rest.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 8:38pm.
10 minutes away! So it's actually not BFE. But it feels like it sometimes, ha.
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
ID10T...I love it and want it for my license plate
I'm just trying to relax, not get my pressure up, and here this bitch go, twerking a last nerve. I just do not understand the nerve of some people. And then she's like "this shop is for intelligent people so don't come back". Er, bitch, I am not the one with the problem, you are, and if you are offended because I told you about ourself, so be it. Like I should take shit for a $10 haircut....bitch please!
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People need not to fuck with me right now!--jussayin
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 8:32pm.
Are you close to St.Louis by any chance?
Just for shits and giggles, looking at Wacko's podium sign that says "THIS IS IT" is what they'll say when some morons pay some hard earned samolians to see his show. He'll shuffle around the stage a bit to a preserved fake-live concert track from back in the day that couldn't possibly be him singing today, have a stunt double dance for him while he stands on stage and watches, then takes a bow for the double's efforts, waves around his sparkle glove, tries to do a moonwalk and falls, all within the first 5 minutes of his stage time, and then that'll be the end of the show. Fantards will be all like "that's it??? WTF???" and the excuse will be: "It says so on your ticket, dumbass."
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Submitted by jussayin on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 8:20pm.
I don't blame you for being irrate! I would have been too!
I am like you, I have a low tolerance for people these days, and idiots in particular.
The woman is so self absorbed she obvious hasn't the ability to p[rocess infomation pertaining to others. What a stupid moron.
She needs a Chris Browning (from now on I am just gonna call it a Browning)
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 8:28pm.
i was holy fucken shitein about your story! that's fuckin insane =*(
A little bump on the nose sends me reelin' i can imagine all that trauma you went thru, what a nightmare.
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
Double post WTF!
*taint slap*
EDIT: gyeah, I'm really glad your cat is okay. I don't think I've ever heard of cats being affected by Clorox, but who knows?
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 8:31pm.
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BFE, Illinois.
:(
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 8:26pm.
Fuzzy, are you in the Bay area? Sure we can all have a drink and hang out. I usually get out to San Fran around xmas. I would like to be able to go more, but with my pets I cannot leave town too much.
Where are you at Fuzzy?
Submitted by NaNoop on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 8:27pm.
EYE DEE TEN TEE.
Eye... I......
Bitch what you say??? XD
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
Submitted by gyeah on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 8:20pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 8:16pm.
Holy fucken shit girl
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My mugging or hating octo in it's own ink?
Yeah, it sucked. But I am ok. I was young and out xmas shopping. I went to see a girl from school who was spending her vacation working in her fathers office, on my way out, I walked a few steps and **WHAMO**, down I went! I was so stunned, I never even cried. They said that when I got to the hospital I was going into shock. The cab driver was freaked out, he kept saying, "This better not be about drugs, this better not be about drugs, you don't have anyone following you do you" I remember the cab driver freaking and saying that but after I was in the cab for a few minutes, I think I blanked out, not passed out, but just zoned out, or I think I would have freaked out myself. It sucked but I got great medical care and my dad being a doctor and all, it made for a good recovery both physically and mentally.
Submitted by jussayin on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 8:20pm.
Geez, sorry you went through that, and your nephew and whole family.
What a callous cunt. She sounds like a world class EYE DEE TEN TEE, for reals.
That is but one reason I love my pets the way I do, and really emphasize to my kids that being a decent person is very important, and doing the right thing because it is the right thing to do, and being considerate of other's feelings.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 8:10pm.
*SCREAMS* I wanna have a drink with you all too!!!! *whines*
But one of you bitches is going to have to let me stay with you. No big deal! I can cook, clean, and perform sexual favors whilst wearing a Baby Bop costume.
*side eye*
P.S. gyeah, I left you a message on the ANTM thread.
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
hi fuzzy
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
Submitted by jussayin on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 8:20pm.
Stupid bitch obviously has boundary issues.
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
Submitted by jussayin on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 8:20pm.
OMG! *pats JS on shoulder*
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 8:16pm.
Holy fucken shit girl, not to make light of what happened but now we're going to start hearing fake stories in which celebrities are being punched on the nose "so that's why i had to have a nose job." It's puurrrfect.
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 8:17pm.
I will. Now that we have are Twitter's up and running.