Clara Cannucciari Is February's Hot Slut Of The Month!

The reign of the memaw continues! Clara from Great Depression Cooking beat out that trick Helen Thomas and the US Window Factory Beauty for the title of Hot Slut of the Month! Clara got 41% of the votes or some shit.

I was thinking of Clara today as I ate my delicious lunch of a Cup-O-Noodle and a mayonnaise and cheese sandwich (don't hate). I dreamt of what Clara could make using those three things. She could probably transform that shit into a steak and lobster dinner. No joke.

Anyway, thanks to all who voted!

Posted by: Michael K

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Hot Slut of the Month

Submitted by yupyupyup on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 9:22am.

I love mayo and cheese sandwiches.

Submitted by juni on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 8:31am.

Heads up, Windows Factory Mama, Mizz Clara might push you out of a job.

Submitted by Toonkinstein on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 11:48pm.

SWEET!!! Clara and her Depression eats deserve the title.....goes well with Abandoned Couch....and NO I will not drop it!!

Abandoned Couch 4 Evah!!!!

Submitted by kdracofan on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 9:19pm.

I WANT TO CAWL the windows factory slut and tell her she lost

Submitted by lions on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 6:44pm.

Mayo and cheese sandwiches are the best! anyone who disagrees is just a haaater.

Submitted by uglysexy on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 6:34pm.

the way to a man's heart is through his stomach...
feed him enough italian cooking and he'll have a
coronary

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 6:04pm.

What COULD she make with noodles, mayo, cheese and bread?

Well, she'll obviously start by frying up the noodles with the 14 tablespoons of oil she uses for every dish, then she'll just put dry slices of bread on a side of a plate and tell a story of how her mom always had bread for them when they were found crying on the toilet over having no socks. She'll then use the mayonnaise and mix it in with the remaining oil in the pan to make a thick goo-like sauce for the noodles which will sit there for 4 hours before she serves it. The cheese will then be cut into 1 inch by 3 inch slices which she will layer on top of the noodles in the shape of a pie criss-cross crust. Voila, Poorman's Afterschool Snack.

Submitted by dallyflyguy on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 5:10pm.

who the fuck voted for her? i thought the windows factory bitch was a shoo-in!

Submitted by Richiegay on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 4:55pm.

re; Don't Hate' as a youngin I use to party all night and then end up at 'Little Pete's' on 17th st. across from the Warwick Hotel in Philly for breakfast at 4am or at 7/11 eating the then new trend of Häagen-Dazs ice cream . My friend Lennie (ex of Gia no less),called then 'Hoggies' due to the fat content. lol 1980 was the beginning of the regan era the ayatollah and all this we have to enjoy today.

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Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 4:41pm.

Go Clara, you hot slut!

Submitted by areptiledisfunction on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 4:35pm.

I'm a fan of cheddar and mayo on wheat. It's partly laziness and partly deliciousness

Submitted by Hysteria on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 4:34pm.

yay clara! that oil and bread mush looked so yummy

Submitted by Albatross on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 4:20pm.

Boooo! It should have been Helen!

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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 4:17pm.

LMFAO missy=))

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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 4:16pm.

MK should prolly take notes when her show is on if he's reduced to Cup of Noodles and mayo/cheese sandwiches. Unless, of course, MK makes his meal choices based on laziness.

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