Come Monday, CHERYL BURKE Will Be The Only Bitch Left Standing
On Monday night's season premiere of Dancing with the Has-Beens, the camera will pan to CHERYL BURKE sitting in a bucket of soapy water, clutching that low-budget trophy while cackling like the witch she is, because she will be declared the winner by default. Mop Head's competition is dropping left and right.
Jewel is now officially out of the game and has taken Nancy O'Dell with her. ABC confirmed this to Access Hollywood.
Jewel originally said she had tendonitis, but ABC said it's worse. Jewel has a stress fracture in both knees and doctors told her she shouldn't even be walking. Knee drama is also what has pushed Nancy out. During rehearsal, Nancy tore the meniscus in her knee in places. Bitch will have to get operated on, so she has no choice but to quit that bitch.
These two bitches better not ever consider a career in whoring, because they have some weak ass knees. There are some day-shift hookers who could get hit in the knees with Lil' Kim's concrete titays and they'd keep on ticking!
It's pretty much confirmed that Hef's former Metamucil mixer, Holly Madison, has joined the cast as Jewel's replacement. ABC hasn't confirmed or denied it. They also didn't say whether or not Nancy will be replaced.
Dear ABC, please get Ann Coulter or Katherine HAGel to replace Nancy! That way CHERYL BURKE can work her voodoo black magic causing The Woz to mysteriously land and crush one of them during their first rehearsal. Pleeeeease!
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did o'dell get bad botox or what? wtf happenned to her face?
I'm surprised Blohan isn't on her knees with the casting directors trying to get on this shitty show.
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Well Cheryl may have ended Jewel and Nancy dancing career... but she met her match when Denise Richards showed up. So you can hold out hope that Denise will take out Cheryl Burke for you.
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Is Ann coulter seriously being considered or is this a fantasy of MK?
Shit I'd even find a tv to watch that shit if she was on it. That bitch is wound so tight the first dip she'd snap like a dry twig!
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 7:00pm.
Hilarious that you can see Nancy O'Dell's gray hair roots. Vadge and Kidman have that problem, too!
I'm blonde but I have a bunch of gray/white hair at my temples (They showed up about 3 months after 9/11). What the hell am I supposed to do about them? I can't dye them darker because I'm naturally light blonde. Someone said highlights, but I can't afford it, let alone the upkeep. So I live with it. They only show if I have my hair pulled back.
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Hey, when you have grey hair, regardless of the color, you are DYING it. There is no color that lacks more pigment than gray hair, so here's what you do, you get a box of temporary or permanent dye from the drug store that is slightly darker than your natural color (one to two shades, I'd stick with one in a neutral tone) and saturate those gray areas with that color according to the directions. That's the cheap way to do it, but a hairdresser can get rid of the grays too..You don't want to highlight your hair because it will do nothing for the grays and only damage your hair. Also, go to Sally Beauty supply and ask them about this completely temporary wash-out color stick for grays. Apparently it's the bomb...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Knees are the first to go.darnit. :)
My money is on Lil Kim.
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bmitted by Charles Manson on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 7:38pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 7:36pm.
Submitted by Charles Manson on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 7:34pm.
DOES ANYONE EVEN WATCH THAT STUPID FUCKING SHIT. AMERICAN DANCING IDOL WITH THE GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING STARS WHO THE FUCK CARES. IVE GOT MUCH BETTER THINGS TO DO LIKE TALK TO YOU FUCKERS AND SHOT SOME PEOPLE WITH MY .22
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Rifle or handgun?
FUCK YOU WHERES TIGERLILLY
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Am I TigerLilly's keeper?
BTW: As to your charming invitation: I will decline it.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 6:54pm.
Hekki, Lara IS a total WASP. I used to watch Martha Stewart's old show (not the one she has now, with the celebrity guests, but the one in which she'd craft or cook or something, often with a member of her staff, or her mom). Anyway, on that show, she featured the wedding of one of her staffers, Lara Spencer! She was a complete Connecticut-bred, Talbots-donning, Wang-bridal snob. The tight-ass shirts and stuff she wears now - a sham!
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic
OH MOMUS I AM SOO FUCKING SORRY. I ACTED BEFORE I FUCKING THOUGHT. YOU ARE A PRECIOUS BABY AND I WOULD NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS HURT YOU.
Jewel is actually playing at the San Manuel Indian Bingo and Casino in Highland, Calif. tonight.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 7:36pm.
Submitted by Charles Manson on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 7:34pm.
DOES ANYONE EVEN WATCH THAT STUPID FUCKING SHIT. AMERICAN DANCING IDOL WITH THE GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING STARS WHO THE FUCK CARES. IVE GOT MUCH BETTER THINGS TO DO LIKE TALK TO YOU FUCKERS AND SHOT SOME PEOPLE WITH MY .22
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Rifle or handgun?
FUCK YOU WHERES TIGERLILLY
WTF has Jewel been doing with her knees to screw them up so badly? She hasnt even been doing the intensive 8 hours a day of dancing that long to ruin both her knees! I thought only athletes & the super obese could manage stress fractures in BOTH knees. I am sure Holly Madisons knees are well worked.
Submitted by Charles Manson on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 7:34pm.
DOES ANYONE EVEN WATCH THAT STUPID FUCKING SHIT. AMERICAN DANCING IDOL WITH THE GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING STARS WHO THE FUCK CARES. IVE GOT MUCH BETTER THINGS TO DO LIKE TALK TO YOU FUCKERS AND SHOT SOME PEOPLE WITH MY .22
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Rifle or handgun?
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Isn't Jewel doing the horizontal bump-n-grind with one of the other contestants, Ty Murray, who's her hubby?
Methinks that she left so that Ty-Toy's feelings wouldn't get hurt if she won instead of him.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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DOES ANYONE EVEN WATCH THAT STUPID FUCKING SHIT. AMERICAN DANCING IDOL WITH THE GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING STARS WHO THE FUCK CARES. IVE GOT MUCH BETTER THINGS TO DO LIKE TALK TO YOU FUCKERS AND SHOT SOME PEOPLE WITH MY .22
Submitted by ninilily on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 7:00pm.
FYI you stupid fuck, there was no plea in the case today and the mess is far from settled. Quit posting shit that is out and out lies you fucking idiots!
Ugh, who cares.
Can we actually talk about that Kardfatass ad that keeps playing, please?
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Making Al Pastor Burritos for M.E.
P.S.: Fuck you, Sarah Palin:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yFdijgMytUA
Need some "Chocolate Thunder?" Click here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK0d2P9Hbv4
Submitted by ninilily on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 7:00pm.
I ahte chris brown :(
http://www.writingdivas.com
He hates your annoying spamming ass too! Quit with the repetitive post for your ghetto ass blog or we will personally call up Chris ourselves and send him over to put a Rihianna beat down on your dumb ass.
***"At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia... and die." ***
WTF?! I would be making sure my insurance is up to date before signing up for this sh**. Every year, some whore ends up with a "serious" injury due to thier non dancing asses. Jewel probably would have been a snooze fest anyway... and F- Nancy O Dell, where's Mary Hart's peppey ass?!
***"At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia... and die." ***
Hilarious that you can see Nancy O'Dell's gray hair roots. Vadge and Kidman have that problem, too!
I'm blonde but I have a bunch of gray/white hair at my temples (They showed up about 3 months after 9/11). What the hell am I supposed to do about them? I can't dye them darker because I'm naturally light blonde. Someone said highlights, but I can't afford it, let alone the upkeep. So I live with it. They only show if I have my hair pulled back.
Shit. Now I'm going to have to watch because I can't miss Holly's fail. lol
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How OLD is Nancy O'Dell?
You know who cracks me up, though? Lara Spencer. I'll admit she had me fooled. When she was on "Antiques Roadshow", I had her pegged as a privileged WASP chick who went to private schools and all-woman's college, etc. I thought she was pedigreed!
Then she goes all hookerish for ET or The Insider or whatever TMZ-type show she's on now. She wears these short tight outfits and a lot of makeup. What a hooer.
But she fooled me...
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 6:38pm.
Hahahaha! I didn't even think about that!
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 6:23pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 6:21pm.
Kim Zolciak should replace Nancy.
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I think Kim's wig has a better chance of winning. It seems like it flows well and it certainly has the stamina!
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Plus, her wig has enough toxic waste matter in it to ward off both Cheryl and Denise.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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LET ME GIVE A FUCKING SHIT....NO!!!!
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 6:21pm.
Kim Zolciak should replace Nancy.
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I think Kim's wig has a better chance of winning. It seems like it flows well and it certainly has the stamina!
Kim Zolciak should replace Nancy.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Well Cheryl may have ended Jewel and Nancy dancing career... but she met her match when Denise Richards showed up. So you can hold out hope that Denise will take out Cheryl Burke for you.
Hahahaha! Provolone!
The one on the left looks like she's looking at something she doesn't understand.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Boring.
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LMAO MK, you're faster than the news, it just came on as Im reading this. Im in NY too btw.
And Im so glad that Holly is joining, I cant wait to see this dolt dance around. I truly hope she stays a few weeks then gets hurt or falls in front of us.