America's Next Top Model: I Can't Go Back To Buffalo!
This shit contains spoilers from last night's America's Next Top Model, so slide down Ty Ty's tenhead to the exit if you don't want to know anything. So....
Every season, without fail, Ty Ty cuts the bitch I feel closest to on episode one. The object of my affection this season is Angelea, the hoodrat from Buffalo. Angelea didn't even make it into the house! But I cherish our time together. I knew we were one of the same when she quoted the profound Jade: "This is not America's Next Top Best Friend." Angelea also told Ty Ty that she wanted to be a model so bad that she slept in Port Authority in NYC, because she had nowhere to go. Bitch should have shouted a "hoody hoo" and I would've come running to bring her to my apartment. She an open invitation here. We can sip on some Zin and 7Up while watching Woo.
Of course, someone had to "pull" at Angelea's buttons, because they were obviously jealous of her skills. That evil bitch Sandra immediately went after Angelea! I'm sort of glad she did, because then I was able to see Angelea doing what she does best: talking shit! After Sandra finally realized who was the head bitch in charge was and backed off, Angelea went off to her photo shoot where she posed as the Goddess of Love. Angelea worked that shoot like the back rent was due and the eviction notice was on the door. Not really, but in my mind she did.
After the shoot, Angelea and her stunning nails went to be depressed together away from that skank Sandra. Angela should have just stared at her nails and that would have put her in a better mood. I'm pretty sure 10 scenes from first episode of The Gummi Bears was painted on her nails. Looking at that will cheer anybody up!
Fuck that Top Model shit! Angelea is going straight to the silver screen. There is a remake of B*A*P*S in the works somewhere that has Angelea's name on it!
And that girl Allison is totally not human. She has to be some kind of alien marmoset or something.
I leave you with the Goddess of Kararararazy serving up a hot plate of roasted ham with all the fixings. If you look closely, you can see ripples in the water. That's the pool giving her the side eye.
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I can't stand Sandra. She is such a bitch.
Every cycle Tyra casts an idiot like Sandra that quotes the same old line "I am not here to make friends" and they act like a nasty monster to everyone. This is getting really old. They are not there to make enemies either.
I turned ANTM off when Tyra "ten head" opened her mouth.
Why does she have to talk like it's some kind of effort to pronounce words. Sooooo Fucking Annoying!!!
Allison is a former /b/ celebrity, known as creepy-chan.
Sandra is an ugly ass bitch, "Oh if your dark people don't think their beautiful" Bitch give us all a break.
She was trying to act all survivor/entitled/"feel bad for me" cause she was from Kenya but the bitch brought out her REAL self when she decided to get all ghetto and start a fight.
It is so very very strange to me that the girls are usually soooo not supermodel material. Maybe & this is a stretch, JC Penney catalog or Walmart advert, but not runway quality at all. When their pics come out fairly decent it just makes me think that almost anyone can be a model, you just need to be tall & skinny & either really plain looking or really weird looking. Some of these girl are actually ugly to me, like the one with the alien face Teyona & bargain basement Claudia Schiffer Celia. I headed over to Bravo to check out Make me a Supermodel & they are actually uglier than Tyra's girls...I could not believe that these people are actually models. I am all for quirky looking models, but the quirkiness has to come with some sort of an appeal. Like creepy doll face Allison, she is mega freaky looking, but is also interesting & cute in a very odd way.
I actually felt bad for Buffalo girl, she lost her daughter & now lost this, she has to probably go back to full time waitressing at Denny's now just to afford her nails. It sucks not having anywhere to go, she should check out Bryman school or something.
anyone else notice how red Tyras nose was?
The black bitch is always trying to psyche out the white one.
The Goddess of fierce?Someone let Beyonce know Tyra is after her title!
xoxoxoxox
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I was sad when them girls was fightin. I was laughing when Tyra was being all like GODDESS! and stuff and all the models be all like OH MY GOD! Now I be hongry. So I'll see ya.
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Help me!
liked the succession of characters in the interview things:
Street preacher!
Burn victim!
Conspiracy theorist!
I thought Sandra was pretty but then she started acting like a total bitch so I don't care if she gets kicked off. I'm sure she'll stay for a while for the drama though. I agree with Candy that she's insecure.
And Allison really is weird, but I kinda like her.
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 1:45am.
Meh. Kinda bored.
Moving is nice, like turning over a new leaf in a way.
Have you seen the vid sandbitch, my2cents and I did? Too racy for youtube just put it up on dailymotion. That poor tiger hahahhaha
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/fluffybunnykins666/video/14411851
hey tits!
since in ohio, the fucking mortgage co's have so many houses to foreclose on, I was able to move at my pace ( like I wanted to)
we got some more stuff yesterday, mainly my outdoor furniture
how are you?
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 1:34am.
hahah oh please. I think it's just you and me left. Anyone else is asleep face down on their keyboards in a puddle of their own drool.
Hey how did the move go? Are you still doing the 'box walk'?
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
Too salacious for youtube :(
omg
the night crew here makes my insonmia worth it.
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Submitted by FritoDorito on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 1:19am.
Frito was only poking her head in, cause she's got to hit the sack. But Frito will be back tomorrow. Love you all! I just wanted to pop in and tell ya that!
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Bah. You east coasters! I'll put the dip in the fridge then.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
Too salacious for youtube :(
If you look closely, you can see ripples in the water. That's the pool giving her the side eye.
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Hysterical!!
F-listed.com is more like Drunken Stepfather. Jewssip? Holy Taco? What are these sites?! Epic fail. Noone can blog like Michael K.
Frito was only poking her head in, cause she's got to hit the sack. But Frito will be back tomorrow. Love you all! I just wanted to pop in and tell ya that!
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
Should America's Next Top Model be from Buffalo? Or resemble one?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Hey Hey! Fritos! I'll run and make a dip shall I?
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
Too salacious for youtube :(
TV! Muah!
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
Submitted by FritoDorito on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 12:53am.
Lo and behold, Frito is back
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YAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Lo and behold, Frito is back
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 12:20am
That Roy was SUCH an attention getter. What transpired just reeks of PR stunt. We know possum, we know....
Do you have a preferred theme song?
All I know is less nudity next time. Youtube has NO sense of humour. Clearly the sight of your seven tits was one tit too many.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
Too salacious for youtube :(
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 12:09am.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 11:34pm.
Okay yeah see... now you're just BEGGING for it!
The wigs of tigerlilly... I can see it now.
We're gonna make you a STAH!!
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Really???? *patting tiger weave*...You know because I always thought I had the makings of stahdom...'til...you know,...that 'Roy thing' *studying tiger nails*...
I mean, obvously that was a silly misunderstanding, but it seemed so much more than it was at the time...The press *lighting cigarette*...It was madness *blowing smoke*...
A hospital stay, a little jello, and he was totally re-Royed...we're all good...you know, me and Roy, like RiRi and CB...yeah, like that...
Anyway, my own WIG LINE????
Raquel Welch....
YOU A MOTHERFUCKER AND AIN'T ALL THAT...*pissing tiger feet...*
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 11:34pm.
Okay yeah see... now you're just BEGGING for it!
The wigs of tigerlilly... I can see it now.
We're gonna make you a STAH!!
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
Too salacious for youtube :(
Why can't we instead of lighting Tyra's chariot afire, light her weave on fire and be done with it?
You know my weave would come unglued,
You know that I would be a liar,
If I was to say to you,
Girl, we couldn't get no buyer.
Come on, baby, light my fire,
Come on, baby, light my fire.
Try to set my wig on fire.
The time to concentrate is through,
No time to follow with that buyer,
Buy now, we can only lose,
And our weave become a funeral pyre.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Is it just me or are all those girls pretty homely looking to be "super" models.
Spoiler: Token Bitch Sandra who his butt ugly manages to make it to the final two. Allison wins but as she goes to receive her picture, Sandra butchers her face...
OMG- I've slept at the port authority before--- does that make me a hoody - ho? :(
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
http://twoliablog.com/teacups-and-couture/
Tyra is beyond herself... pretty funny shit actually! She's becoming a legend in her own mind...
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
"She is .... EXTRATERRESTRIAL! Ahhhh"
Ack. Dear God. Where do they find these girls?!
lovely video, i d like to share it with my friends on
www.daterichsingles.com
What the fuckity fuck did I just watch?! Damn - I am so glad I don't have tv. I can't believe the garbage that gets the green lit.
Tyra's egomania makes me want to vomit. Did anyone else get like a homoerotic vibe off that "ceremony?" Ty was saying she wanted to find someone to "light her chariot afire" and all those chicks were cry-screaming like chicks at a Beatles concert. FUCK! Watching people behave so pathetically is depressing. I don't know how youse guys watch this stuff.
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Freedom costs a buck-o-fiiiiiiive
Have to admit my daughter got me hooked on this shit a couple years ago... Allison is creepy - but in a cartoony kind of way ... not thrilled with any of them. It looks like a booooring season.
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
I liked the succession of characters in the interview things:
Street preacher!
Burn victim!
Conspiracy theorist!
I thought Sandra was pretty but then she started acting like a total bitch so I don't care if she gets kicked off. I'm sure she'll stay for a while for the drama though. I agree with Candy that she's insecure.
And Allison really is weird, but I kinda like her.
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Hey man, Gandhi's anti-violence, not anti-comedy.
"Submitted by Albatross on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 9:17pm.
OMG, cheese overload, Tyra! And those girls screaming at her, WTF?"
Haven't you read past Top Model stories about the show? If Tyra doesn't get the response she wants, they have to reshoot the scene. So the louder the chants, the less chance of a reshoot.
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Making Al Pastor Burritos for M.E.
P.S.: Fuck you, Sarah Palin:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yFdijgMytUA
Need some "Chocolate Thunder?" Click here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK0d2P9Hbv4
OMG, cheese overload, Tyra! And those girls screaming at her, WTF?
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"Jakey wearing a jock strap in the middle of a locker room filled with naked dudes." - MK
I Love Allison!!!
I Love Allison!!!
Submitted by TOPANGA on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 8:37pm.
Off Topic: Is anyone else aware of some ghetto-ass blog site that totally bit off of MK's blog name, called F-Listed.com? Just came across it while on another blog and was thoroughly insulted that they would copy MK's title and site..bitches!
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It's been around for I know a year. I ran across it after I started on here last year. I prefer my DL to any other site.
Submitted by TOPANGA on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 8:37pm.
Off Topic: Is anyone else aware of some ghetto-ass blog site that totally bit off of MK's blog name, called FListed.com? Just came across it while on another blog and was thoroughly insulted that they would copy MK's title and site..bitches!
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wow. never seen that before. F for Fail. Fuckers.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
Too salacious for youtube :(
I am the only true Goddess of fierce.
"Submitted by TOPANGA on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 8:37pm.
Off Topic: Is anyone else aware of some ghetto-ass blog site that totally bit off of MK's blog name, called F-Listed.com? Just came across it while on another blog and was thoroughly insulted that they would copy MK's title and site..bitches!"
I tried to pull it up at work just now, and it sent me to some google page asking me if I meant I was looking for "sex" toys or something. lol.
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Making Al Pastor Burritos for M.E.
P.S.: Fuck you, Sarah Palin:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yFdijgMytUA
Need some "Chocolate Thunder?" Click here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK0d2P9Hbv4
I agree, Tyra is setting Tahlia up for failure. No one is going to want to work with her realistically. She should have never made it to the show. You have to be damn near flawless to be a model, plus she's not thin enough for regular modelling or even fat enough to be a plus size model. This girl is going to be crushed when she is finally cut. The show tries to pick up broads with 'problems' for the extra drama.
Angelea's ass shouldn't have made it that far either. WTF goes to NYC without a way to get home. Plus those nails were bothering the hell out of me. I wanted to fly to Vegas and pull those bitches off one by one.
"Submitted by -ohmy- on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 8:41pm.
Did she say she was the Goddess of Fierce?? More like the Goddess of STFU -"
Yes, but it was more like The Godddesssss of FIERRRRCCCEEEE-AH!
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Making Al Pastor Burritos for M.E.
P.S.: Fuck you, Sarah Palin:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yFdijgMytUA
Need some "Chocolate Thunder?" Click here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK0d2P9Hbv4
Did she say she was the Goddess of Fierce?? More like the Goddess of STFU -
Off Topic: Is anyone else aware of some ghetto-ass blog site that totally bit off of MK's blog name, called F-Listed.com? Just came across it while on another blog and was thoroughly insulted that they would copy MK's title and site..bitches!
***"At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia... and die." ***
Mike, I am pleased to report that, no, "New York" is not from Buffalo. She's from Utica, which is about four hours east of Buffalo.
Submitted by gyeah on Thu, 03/05/2009 - 8:18pm.
Yo gyeah, I should cut you since I haven't seen your bitch ass in forever. .
MY CAT DIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEED!! >; (
just kididng, He's ok have appt on Friday. it was a mild seizure i think those clorox cleanup wipes i use everywhere might be poisoning him but who knows.
Thanks first for the threat and then for the concern hahah ;|
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