Until April
Chris Brown put on his pimp best yesterday to face a judge and answer to the two felony charges against him. Instead of entering a plea, his lawyer ho asked the court to postponement that shit until April 6th. The judge agreed, but told Chris, "Mr. Brown, you are not to annoy, harass, molest, threaten or use force or violence against anyone." That basically means that Chris needs to stay in his room, lock the door, sit in the corner and keep his mouth shut. Bitch didn't listen because he went out boozing last night.
It's not known why he wanted to extend his arraignment, but he could be looking to make a plea deal so it doesn't go to trial.
RiRi was not in court yesterday, but her lawyer was and told the judge she doesn't want an act of protection. When the judge asked why, her lawyer said, "She did not feel a stay-away order was necessary."
Not only does she need an order of protection, but homegirl also needs an order of WAKE THE FUCK UP and a piping hot order of therapy. Oh and she also needs an order of ENOUGH the movie. It's JLo's finest work. RiRi needs a Jupiter in her life.
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So, obviously Rhianna is totally into the rough stuff. She could ignore him and move on without flinching if she wanted to. Instead, she's decided to go back to him and let the game continue. That said......
Rhianna needs to find a decent trainer so she can keep up with her man OR stop being such a wuss and take those beatings like a proper bitch without all the noise. If she'd stifled those screams (like all the other times she didn't do what she was told) nobody would ever have found out what a pathetic twat she is. And Chris would still be riding the wave of her fame (prob on a jetski) without any of this bad press.
Maybe she should just get some bruise tattoos on her face while she's at it.
phrnt phrnt
I hate this man and hope he gets at least some time but I doubt he will serve a day.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Imagine all the future possibilities for her Cover Girl ads.
Makes me sick.
RiRi needs an Ike & Tina Intervention.
EGADS RiRi is dickmatized! Chris Brown must be fantastic in bed, she is selling herself SO short. All in all, RiRi is fairly attractive and with the right stylist and a good muscular male model I'm sure she'd find someone a 100 times better than Chris. That poor me face makes me want to punch him in the face HARD!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
I feel like I pay too much attention to the "Chrianna" situation but I have seen this kind of situation first hand. My very best friend, since I was five, was recently brutally assaulted by her ex-boyfriend. He broke into her apartment and choked her until she was unconscious, pulling out hair from the top of her head and leaving scratches all over her body(it was at 2am in the morning and she was dead asleep). BUT, my best friend still wants to be with this creep. I cannot understand it, but I can see where Rihanna wants to still be with Chris. She believes that it will get better, but it will only continue to get worse. My heart goes out to any person in this kind of situation.
(So sorry for the novel, just had to get that off my chest)
"Ooh, muffins!"
Not sure if anyone has posted this recently:
LOS ANGELES – Rihanna's attorney says the singer would testify against Chris Brown if called as a witness in her boyfriend's assault case.
Donald Etra, who is representing the 21-year-old Barbados native, said Friday that Rihanna would be required by law to testify if prosecutors subpoena her.
Etra appeared in court Thursday when Brown made his first appearance on charges of assaulting and making criminal threats to his superstar girlfriend. Brown's arraignment was postponed until April 6.
Etra said Rihanna, whose real name is Robyn Rihanna Fenty, wants the case over with quickly. "She wants to get along with her life and career," he said.
What's sad is, the next time this happens we probably won't even hear about it...their PR people will be on it so quickly that it'll be a "heated dispute". I'd watch for missed performances from either one from here on out.
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The internet, where the men are real men,
the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
Hope this piece of shit gets served with all 4 years.....It will make lots of women abuser think 2x, cause even without her testifying, they're still going after his lame ass...LOVE IT!~
This is probably an unpopular opinion here, but I think Rihanna DOES still does deserve our sympathy and support. She is clearly suffering from EXTREMELY low self-esteem and god only knows what other ailments emotionally. A so-called "sane" person would NOT go back to someone who basically tried to kill her. Like she said, the abuse has escalated over time. Her spirit has been destroyed by Chris. Yes, her bruises heal, but it takes time for your soul to heal, and many people do not understand that. And with Chris being "allowed" back in, entering the "Honeymoon Phase", Rihanna is falling for it. She really needs some serious counseling and help so that she is STRONG enough mentally to stay away once and for all. A rational person would NOT go back -- especially when she has the support of, basically, the entire country behind her right now.
As for that god damn monster, I hope like hell that he spends the maximum amount of time in jail AND has to complete a batterer's program. Of course, being a celebrity, he'll get a plea and probably won't go to jail. But I can still hope. The new reports are sickening. I hope like hell we never see the new pictures.
I hope Rihanna gets the help she needs. He WILL kill her someday, or at the very least, hurt her much worse than this beating.
(Sorry for long post).
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Submitted by WallyRaffle on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 12:18pm.
MK?!? i beg to disagree. Clearly U-turn was JLo's best work. Even the other day i was talking to my mum's friends about great movies and U-turn was in all our top 3's.
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Agreed! Her ass and thighs look GREAT in that movie!
(yeah, that comes outta nowhere...I'm catching up on the ELB DRAH-MA! HIGHLY entertaining:D)
♥ ThreadKilla!
OCTOMOMMY STRIKES AGAIN!!!
Finally! February Highlights #1!
FUCK YOU, WMG!!!
EEG
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 12:16pm.
Please look up sarcasm in the dictionary.
ELB, I love your humour.
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It's hard to tell a persons tone through the computer. I just thought maybe ELB woke up and took a retarded pill this morning.
http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2009/03/chris-brown-wants-your-kids-ch...
"But honestly, that is nothing compared to what he did before he went to court. Prior to his making an appearance, Chris decided to head on over to his MySpace page presumably looking for a hookup for after court. But, while he was there he went ahead and decided to get all of his fans to vote for him. No, he wasn't asking for your vote for a-hole of the year or man most likely to punch someone while driving. Nope, instead, Chris wanted all of his teen fans to vote for him in the upcoming Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards, in which he is nominated for Favorite Male Singer and Favorite Song for Kiss Kiss.
He wrote, "Hey fans, Vote for Chris on the Kids Choice Awards 2009 link provided below... Thank you for your support."
Absofuckinglutely incredible. Sure, we'll vote for him as the best abuser of the year. At the Kids Choice Award?!!! What kind of organiser is gonna expose him to kids!! Write in and boycott if it's for real!
*smooch*@xxyxz:) Thanks:) I love you too (;x)
♥ ThreadKilla!
OCTOMOMMY STRIKES AGAIN!!!
Finally! February Highlights #1!
FUCK YOU, WMG!!!
I like her half rap in the end of that song
AND I FUCKING LOOOVE T.I
Defamer.com had an entry yesterday saying that the whole Brown/Rhianna "reunion" was something his publicists cooked up for damage control, as all the "I'm talking to my pastor" and "I'm taking anger management courses" and "SHE STARTED IT! She gave me herpes and she tried to bitchslap me and she split her OWN DAMN HEAD and what the hell was I SUPPOSED TO DO when someone's doing me like that?!" gambits didn't work with the public and everyone still thinks he's an abusive asshole.
He and his publicists will try anything, I guess, which means not only is he an abusive asshole, he's a cynical, grasping one, too.
awww Angel. It's okay...
I still love you
Hi, xxy!
O good you don't hate me! LOL!
Seriously - I can't even listen to RiRi's Live Your Life, right now...you know cuz TI gets beat to a pulp in that vid and the song itself is about being strong and standing up for what yourself, you know? Chris Brown was always a kind of half-talent to me anyway, so I'm not losing that much there...and, maybe RiRi too...but that song (which I really like)...it's too hard to hear.
♥ ThreadKilla!
OCTOMOMMY STRIKES AGAIN!!!
Finally! February Highlights #1!
FUCK YOU, WMG!!!
MC
YTou';re one lucky girl
*hides green eye*
I hope her staying with him has an affect on her career as well.
Angel_i
(Hi) I feel the same you do.
So fucking sad. I told the kids not to listen to his music anymore
And my husband said that was STUPID. lol It
IS stupid because the radio is playing his songs even more then they did before
I hope somebody beats his ass the same way
angel - I think this whole spectacle IS a Lifetime Movie. Rihanna needs to get the fuck out of there fast. End of story.
xxyxz - my Valentine's Day was friggin' awesome. The BF never ceases to amaze.
DeeDee
lol. I think I was fighting with the Mr.
Submitted by xxyxz on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 1:33pm.
DeeDee and MC
How was your V-Day?
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To stay on topic, probably much better than RiRi's. I didn't do much....cooked some yummy food.
DeeDee and MC
How was your V-Day?
The magazine covers on this are making me SO sad! I read that she needs surgery?!?! That he gave her all kinds of expensive gifts and promised, promised, promised to NEVER do it again...? So fucking sad. I never thought I'd say this but maybe it's a good idea for everyone to take in a LifeTime movie now and then, you know?
♥ ThreadKilla!
OCTOMOMMY STRIKES AGAIN!!!
Finally! February Highlights #1!
FUCK YOU, WMG!!!
Hahahahaha MC!
Hola xxyxz. ♥
wassup xx? how's every little thang?
This is prob the least appropriate thread for idle chit chat and shit... /whatever face/
yes Dee, I am the friggin' Dalai Lama in this bitch!
Hi MC
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 1:17pm.
Hehehehe MC. Retirement has mellowed you.
Juniperjump is right. She needs our sympathy , understanding and concern, not criticism and vitriol. She has been abused, she's young, it's such a textbook scenario. She would have been mentally and verbally abused long before the physical abused - in other words, brainwash to think that she is useless and worthless without him. I've known and work with many abused women - and many are educated, successful and beautiful. Most of their friends don't understand and just get frustrated why they can't do the obvious and walk away. It's not easy to understand unless you have been abused for so long you've lost your perspective
easy Bella... easy
Gyeah ... ...for all the women that be gettin beat up:
http://www.vibe.com/news/music/2009/03/ghostface_killah_issues_statement...
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
*sigh*
She could also watch No One Would Tell. It has Fred Savage and Candance Cameron.
Die Chris brown, you monster woman beater. He's not even 20 yet and he's already so violent? I cannot imagine how many women he will have beaten up by the time he is 50. If Rihanna stays with him, I won't be surprise if it ends up a OJ-Nicole Simpson case. And that, will be truly tragic. And what's even more tragic is the likelihood he won't get even one hour of jail time and so many of his black brothers are all supporting him as though it's normal to beat up women. Oh wait, it probably is for them all. You all make me sick, you assholes.
Hi Dee Dee! thanks, I had to come out of temp. retirement to show it off!
hehehehe You hookers amuse me so much!
MC - you're avi is the hotness. ♥
Submitted by WallyRaffle on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 12:18pm.
MK?!? i beg to disagree. Clearly U-turn was JLo's best work. Even the other day i was talking to my mum's friends about great movies and U-turn was in all our top 3's.
All you whores are wrong..Hello! Selena was def her best by far..she channeled Selana so well. I love her in that movie. I cry everytime I watch it. Selena's father said that when they were filming one of her performance scenes for the movie he actually broke down cause J-Lo looked and acted so much like his late daughter
***"At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia... and die." ***
maybe rhianna had a skeeto buzzing around her 5-head and chris brown was trying to swat it away.
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"gimme back that filet o fish, gimme that fish. what if it were you hanging up on this wall, if it was you in that sammich you wouldnt be laughing at alllll"
You were just misunderstood as well on the tardnameoftheday thread.
I am on dlisted right?
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 12:40pm.
ELB go back to Just Beaters where you belong!
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lmfao!!!
Oh just Fucking Great, we made El bastardo cry.
He is a delicate sensitive flower in a garden of evil thorny weeds.
I celebrate his unique floral aromas, burnt melba toast wakes up any room.
Do not let our national Dlisted flower die, time to fertilize....
El B, I ♥ you like a million drowning sea kittens.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 12:40pm.
ELB go back to Just Beaters where you belong!
Thanks, never thought of that! See ya there!
* still sobbing *
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Love for lil ellie is eternal xxxxxxxxxxx
he must have a big fucking dick that spooges liquid gold for RiRi to still be with him. sure, he's good looking but he aint that good looking that she needs to be with him still. if she gets beat down again, its her own fucking fault.
ELB go back to Just Beaters where you belong!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"HOLD YOUR HORSES, BONSAI!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGjFSYuJ8xM&feature=related
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 12:30pm.
geez people, ELB was making funny, don't you know him by now!
Thanks snowy, but i think its tooooo late. I'm hated here, time to go back to Perez.
You cant see but i'm actually crying now.
Sorry to all the posters that thought i was backing C Brown. I condone all violence done to any person and i'm thoroughly ashamed in making a joke about big tattooed prisoners buggering Chris.
Bye! Good ! *sobs*
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Submitted by WallyRaffle on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 12:27pm.
El B, 2 of them said that was great too, But I could never watch that- I just can't stand smug chin clooney. He seriously pisses me off. I don't know EXACTLY why, but i theorize it's cos he comes off as desperate, like ms-my-pretty-hair-distracts-from-my-ugly-face aniston.
Just that anything to do with Elmore Leonard i HAVE to watch....or read !! Classy film.
Eastendy- hope you are hungover! :)
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