Friday, March 6th 2009
This Bitch Is For Real
Captain Asshole reporting for duty! THIS BITCH! I swear, I can no longer say Posh Beckham doesn't do shit, because while I'm sleeping the drunk off, this ho is down in her fashion dungeon painstakingly trying to match her grays. If only bitch would put this much effort into eating!
But seriously, this shit so hilarious that it's all kinds of right. I want to ride first-class on her plane to the land of ridiculous! How in Zack Mayo hell is Posh keeping a straight-face while wearing this fuckery? Please tell me that she changes into a Snuggie when she gets on the plane.
• 
Who the hell dressed her up? Helen Keller?
She looks like jumping jack. Just ridiculous.
you can tell she feels feirce... boring
"first class on her plane to the land of rediculous"
Snuggie- lol!
She is such a cuttie.I saw her photos at billlionaire personals site"""""""""""A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s . c o m""""""""" last week. It is said she is already in relationship with a young billlionaire on that site now.
I can't imagine thinking so hard about wardrobe to highlight my day. What highlights my day is a new lip gloss from Bath and Body Works.
:S
She is just so narcissisistic. Only someone off balance to the umph degree could have children and still have such a need for self promotion. Her husband is passive, if that is beleiveable and that is their connection. Sadly there is no cure for a true narcissist. They cant even give or recieve love.its all quite sad really.
Hells bells, LORETTA!
Posh looks like "Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS"!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071650/
I would wear that outfit minus the hat..the hat was a bit much.
xoxoxoxox
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
hihi... I'm a die hard fan of Becks, can't help it, but ok...that hat maybe wasn't the brightest idea somenone's had...
I honestly believe that she thinks she is walking on a catwalk. In her shallow and vapid mind she thinks she is a Supermodel! So everytime she steps out in public she struts and poses like she is at a fashion show.
To live your life solely to be the centre of attention. That's what Posh is about. I'm sure she loves her kids and David. But the most important thing to her is fashion. She thinks she is an icon but she is just a sheep, a follower, a fashion victim.
She is just a fucking joke!
Can she walk out the door ONCE without needing attention???
Why else would you dress like that to get on a plane??
**************************************************
Never go with a Hippy to a Second Location
i must confess, i think the girl is ugly but she can rock some clothes
The only thing I am disappointed in is the skirt is not short enough.
I think matching is overrated, sorta reminds me of how hip-hop kids match everything together, plus the material looks sorta of sweatpants-ish. Posh is going there and it's not a good thing either...
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Weimeriner bitch up on two legs.
She's trying too hard.
___________________
I am with the person who said they don't like this family(the knowles). They are the type that think they are high class just because they have money. there's lots of rich people with no class out there (Ex: paris hilton) and lots of
i have had about all i can take of this freak.
she is an asshole from hell.
********************
The McCanns Did It
this is so hot i could just die. you know its outrageous, it must have cost a FORTUNE and she's the only person that could pull it off. No way would i starve myself to be able to do it, but damn I wish i could just wear whatever the hell I wanted to.
-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-
Better Living Through Chemicals!
Wow...Posh is totally channeling Joeseph Goebbels in that outfit. She'd be A-list at the LA Slammer's uniform night...especially if she brought Beck's Armani tighty-whitey covered no-no hole as a sex toy accessory.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
she seems to have a good perspective on herself, and a damn good sense of humor about her lack of discernable talent. Compared to Brangelina or Paris, I'd rather see her cute wittle snout and ridic outfits anyday.
☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
Heil Hellno!
-.-
The internet, where the men are real men,
the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
I know people are going to talk their shit, but I don't hate it.
It's absurd, but it works...
~************************************************~
"This is all rather 'may-jah'..."
~Posh-esque
She looks like a nazi.
With that hat, I can only assume she wants the attention. Maybe if she dressed a little more subtle but still stayed true to her style preferences she wouldn't be hounded by paparazzi. Just a thought.
Brains need glucose. Do you guys think her brain even functions normally at this point? She starves herself - we get it!
When I read the only thing she had on an 11 hour flight to the UK was “peppermint tea” so that she can fit into a double 00? - give us a fucking break.
Can't wait to see this bitch with all kinds of disease like heart problems, bone loss, and brain issues. Yeah - starvation - it does a body good!
This bitch is such a posing loser. Britain better take this rancid piece of crap back. We don't want this phony!
Submitted by Rosebud on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 2:23pm.
Posh, lose the hat and glasses and I might not laugh at you. Oh, and crack a damn smile ONCE in a while.
===============================================
she can't because her teeth are disgustingly bad
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
This chick must have a serious s&m chamber in her basement.
I read into this a bit more and it turns out she's just modeling the new Lufthansa crew outfit.
SORRY, but that outfit, all of it is fucking perfection IMO....totally love the bag, the coat, the shoes, if anything this bitch does have going for her is that she can dress, and I will never take that from her. She's a cunt and douchette but she still fucking rocks the fashions.
Oh my GAWD. Posh, you are a parody of yourself.
_________________________________________________
Freedom costs a buck-o-fiiiiiiive
Is she for real? wtf
-------------------------
visit my art gallery :)
http://www.galleryhh.blogspot.com
I met her once, she was pretty thick bless her
♪♪Ground Control to Major Tom♪♪ Oh, no.!
************************************************
"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
************************************************
No, No, NO!
Bad vapid, talentless, overexposed, underfed, wasteful, funny-lookin' mediawhore, BAD!
Swing and a miss, just like their move here from England, to live amongst the stank, I mean ranks of Blandgelemur, TomKunt, Speidi (WTF!?!? How'd that get in there?).
BTW, when-in-the-hell is she (and them other ones) actually leaving this country for good because this bitch STAY in airports...
Maybe that's what she eats, just airplane peanuts, nothing more...
==================================================
"You go down deeper, stay down longer, and come up dirtier than any man I've ever known"
I usually actually like the way she dresses a lot of the time, but this is quite comical...She has such a little pin head in these pics!
Posh, lose the hat and glasses and I might not laugh at you. Oh, and crack a damn smile ONCE in a while.
Hi Frito! Good to see you too honey! xooxoxox
OT: I'd love to see Pigtoria walking through the airport and snapping her ankle on those heels.
"If only bitch would put this much effort into eating!"
or her kids...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Q... it's good to see you too. I've had a busy week with conference and trying to get baby J
into speech thearpy
Submitted by Aphid on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 1:20pm.
=-=-=-=-=
Aphid!
I was just talking about how I never see you anymore. I'm glad you made me a liar!
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
drama, can you see my new avie?
****************************
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"HOLD YOUR HORSES, BONSAI!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGjFSYuJ8xM&feature=related
Aphid: The boob show outdid the cheerleading any day of the week! I'm glad things are going so well.
& ♥♥xxyxz♥♥! Good to see you, girlie!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Mrs. Gosling, I'll bet Victoria the Pig Face has never even HEARD of chicharrones....they're so delightfully ghetto, I'd love to see that porcine face emote for once when she sees them all over her grey bullshit clothes.
P.S. I can't find my pom poms drama so....
*lifts up pajama top and flashes boobs*
*grabs boobs on either side and claps them together making seal barking sounds*
snowwy and xxyxz and LoveA! XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOOXOX!!!!!
How I've missed you whores!
♥♥Aphid and Eddie
♥♥I've missed you Snowy
Drama! John C.'s Irish get-up is cracking me up!
I'm doing great, we're finally all moved in and no more crackheads to deal with, YAY. Now we have a wedding to plan. Eegh. How are you? xoxox
xoxoxoxoxox to Aphid and xxyxz ♥♥♥
****************************
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"HOLD YOUR HORSES, BONSAI!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGjFSYuJ8xM&feature=related