Friday, March 6th 2009
And They Named Him Ick.....
The future mean bitches of the playground are thanking M.I.A. and her fiance Benjamin Brewer for hand delivering them ammunition they can use to tease the fuck out of their poor child. Latina.com says M.I.A. already hates her month-old baby, because she has named him Ickitt. As in Ick. As in Icky. As in WTFett.
The name describes itself. Actually, I shouldn't say that. Ickitt could turn ick into gold by giving himself an awesome nickname like Lickett. Or Stickitt. Or Kickitt. Or Dickitt. And now the schoolyard ho bags are thanking me for basically doing their job.
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could someone just fill me in on who this ghetto skank is?
Shoulda named him P.O.W.
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 1:57pm.
Wait, so Ickitt is a nickname? WTF I HATE it when people name their kid the nickname! Major pet peeve of mine. I'm looking at you Jamie Lynne Spears and Kate Gosselin!!!!
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You must be referring to Mady Gosselin, but that is just her nickname. Her full name is Madelyn. BUT if they HAD named her Mady, so what? Last time I was pregnant, we knew we were having a boy, and one of the names I considered was Jake. My husband says "Jacob?" and I say "no, Jake." I would have named him the 'nickname' as you say. But anyway, we didn't go with that name.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 3:52pm.
Look, his mom is named M.I.A. What did you expect? Percy?
hahahaha I knew a kid named that and everytime I looked at him all I could see was that dog from pocahontas!!
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WOA four sacagaweas? Whered you get THAT??!!
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i actually knew someone named Icky, and i have nothing good to say about him..
So she is trying to do the 21st century version of "A Boy Named Sue"?
Well, at least the kid will grow up knowing how to fight. At least he should.
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Look, his mom is named M.I.A. What did you expect? Percy?
STOPPPP, please tell me you guys are kidding. I weep for the class of whatever year when that poor teacher has to call rollcall.
well, there is the name 'Ickabod'(as in Ichabod Crane from Sleepy Hollow), but who would want the name of a headless zombie?
what DIPSHITS!
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i thought the title of this post was soooo funny! UNTIL i read that it was literally true
what DIPSHITS!
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you know what? i'm so not impressed with these "celebs" and their over the top baby name choices...all this does is to convince me that these celebs are special needs and shouldn't breed...
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nice ass...when does it open?
Submitted by putas on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 1:51pm.
Is it some sort of social commentary that you are so rich you can name your kid whatever the fuck you want b/c he'll be set for life anyway? That the rules of quasi normalcy don't apply to you (i.e. a name that will not stand out and beg for bullies' attention)?
And anyone who wears sunglasses indoors fucking tried too hard. Did she wear those indoors throughout the award show? Jesus. What is this a strip mall club from the 80s?
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It's very big headed, like, well he/she is already famous even before they do anything of significance because we're the parents, and we're famous. But apparently this is a regular name in England?? :shrug:
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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 1:50pm.
thanks angel!!
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Submitted by Rosebud on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 2:18pm.
Dear Lord! My prediction is that the kid is going to kill them while they're sleeping after one year of elem school.
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I picture him in a clown costume for Halloween with a knife in his hand. They should make a movie like that...wait, nevermind.
Well, her real name is Mathangi “Maya” Arulpragasam, so I guess she wanted to punish her baby the way she was punished...Is it a British name?
Dear Lord! My prediction is that the kid is going to kill them while they're sleeping after one year of elem school.
nobody better be talking shit about my Mady! ;p
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"HOLD YOUR HORSES, BONSAI!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGjFSYuJ8xM&feature=related
*marks off Kate Gosselin from nickname baby namer hate list*
Well considering the godawful shit she calls music I'm not surprised by her choice of such a insipid baby name.
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 1:57pm.
You're referring to the name "Mady/Maddie?" I think Mady Gosselin's given name is Madelyn. She just goes by Mady. *waits for J&K + 8 haters*
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When I was trying to name my baby, I took a long ass time to find the name that felt right. I kept thinking "I can't screw this up". I thought this was an ancient instinctual mother thing, but I gues not.
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Wait, so Ickitt is a nickname? WTF I HATE it when people name their kid the nickname! Major pet peeve of mine. I'm looking at you Jamie Lynne Spears and Kate Gosselin!!!!
Is it some sort of social commentary that you are so rich you can name your kid whatever the fuck you want b/c he'll be set for life anyway? That the rules of quasi normalcy don't apply to you (i.e. a name that will not stand out and beg for bullies' attention)?
And anyone who wears sunglasses indoors fucking tried too hard. Did she wear those indoors throughout the award show? Jesus. What is this a strip mall club from the 80s?
Lame.
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Submitted by gyeah on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 1:24pm.
i put flyers in teh neighborhood for LoLo but no one called = \
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Submitted by yepyepyep on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 1:43pm
lol thats funny have you asked him? It doesnt even make sense lol
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WOA four sacagaweas? Whered you get THAT??!!
...the post office
That's the worst baby named I've ever heard. Worse than Audio Science, worse than Pilot Inspector. Why didn't they just name him Fuckit?
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*Sends the Windex and some new OJ*
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nope he turned my name into yeply-d and then yepyepyep dont know how yet
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Ickery, Dickery, Dock
The kid ran down the block,
He got beat down
Look at his frown
Ickery Dickery, Dock.
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She'd try anything once 'cause anything goes. It never comes easy when you're diggin for gold.
Submitted by Zappy on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 1:37pm.
Also know a fella (very cute too) whose nickname was Acupuncture. I made the mistake of asking him how he got that name. He told me 'cuz he has a needle dick'.
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snort.. u owe me a bottle of Windex to clean my screen with after that one....blew OJ out my nose...
Submitted by yepyepyep on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 1:30pm.
since we are confesing were we picked our Dlisted names maybe you guys can help me figure out how Judith turned into Yepyepyep or yeplyd (boyfirend nickname me)
maybe you talk alot? or you say yep to everything? lol I dunno
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WOA four sacagaweas? Whered you get THAT??!!
...the post office
I knew a kid nicknamed Lumberhead because his dick was so big. My husband said he saw his dick in the shower at gym once and he was like WTF is that (he can't compete)
Also know a fella (very cute too) whose nickname was Acupuncture. I made the mistake of asking him how he got that name. He told me 'cuz he has a needle dick'.
Never will I ask someone how they got their nickname again.
I'm sorry, but not really. That dress makes her look like a fertilized Easter Egg. I'll just bet tweety bird is gonna pop out.
Did you know "icky" is a (not-so) common nickname for the name Irving?
The more you know, the more you grow!
Submitted by gyeah on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 1:27pm.
BYEEEEEE!
Just waaaay wrong.You suck M.I.A.
itted by dramaqueen365247 on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 1:09pm.
DG: Yep. She decided to try being Hispanic since it worked for Jorge. They were all laughing at her.
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Are you serious? What a dumb biotch!
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 1:29pm.
frito: aphid is in the Posh thread as we speak!!!
Okie got banned at her job too
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Yeah, I know! I just saw her on there as soon as I typed that! LMAO
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
since we are confesing were we picked our Dlisted names maybe you guys can help me figure out how Judith turned into Yepyepyep or yeplyd (boyfirend nickname me)
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 1:26pm.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 1:26pm.
LoLo really doesn't post here anymore.
She has teh bad skeery stalkers that got her banned.
Thanks LA and Dee for the 411. Dee tell her i said GYEAAAAAAH! :ahem:
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Submitted by rotten_egg on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 1:25pm.
Well now that it's confession time, my name is Zoila Baca del Corral Mier de Cilla. You need to speak spanish to understand it, tho.
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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WOA four sacagaweas? Whered you get THAT??!!
...the post office
frito: aphid is in the Posh thread as we speak!!!
Okie got banned at her job too
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"HOLD YOUR HORSES, BONSAI!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGjFSYuJ8xM&feature=related
Na Na Na Na...here comes little icky dick.
Now that's a nickname to strive for.
I wonder if Ickett is the baby's name or what Benjamin said when they asked him to cut the cord.
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 1:25pm.
Submitted by gyeah on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 1:23pm.
Hey, does anyone know whatever happened to LoLo? there was another poster called your mom ate ..the something, she used to post heavy
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Yeah, and there was also Oklahoma who I liked very much and what happened to Thornhill. They used to post a lot as well.
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Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 1:25pm.
They were teh funnay.
Ok have to go let the turtle out and shine my grill. l8trz
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Submitted by Provolone on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 1:24pm.
LOL! You are a funny piece of cheese!
gyeah on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 1:24pm
LoLo really doesn't post here anymore.
She has teh bad skeery stalkers that got her banned.
You Mom Ate The Taco comes in every once in a while now.
Pretty flyers.....*makes oragami flower*
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Submitted by gyeah on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 1:23pm.
Hey, does anyone know whatever happened to LoLo?
I have her on the Myspace. I'll tell her you said hello.