Friday, March 6th 2009
A Public Service Announcement From Chicken Cutlets
On this very special episode of Wise Words from PP, the "Hot Babe of the Millennium" has a message for RiRi. PP is not only an international supermodel, silver screen star, premiere seat-filler and head decorator, but she's also a spokesperson for domestic abuse.
Just like RiRi, PP was a victim of getting her ass beat down by a dude and she has some advice to share. A true inspiration to us all.
If the chicken beater didn't die two years, I would've been screaming for Pamela Anderson and PETA, because poultry abuse is not okay! Lick a cutlet, don't beat one!
I'm going to expect that her new reality show touches on serious subject matters like this in between scenes featuring PP posing with inanimate objects.
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She is such a cuttie.I saw her photos at billlionaire personals site"""""""""""A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s . c o m""""""""" last week. It is said she is already in relationship with a young billlionaire on that site now.
Thanks, Mani--- it's kinda half-assed. :)
And I know what you mean. God love her, she does mean well and seems really sincere. I wondered about that too--- a contract with CBS and working on four TV shows? I guess all that nonchalant floating down Robertson Blvd. is paying off!
Haha IG
I love your av and it's really making tracks.
I can't hate on PP though I think she means well plus she got her plug in for her TV show...God only knows what that is all about.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 12:42am.
Yes she did say 3 broken feet...haha I guess she forgot to say toes..
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Hahaha, Manni--- maybe she was including the foot in her mouth?
Yes she did say 3 broken feet...haha I guess she forgot to say toes...but anyway I thought it was funny that she was just standing there at the beginning just waiting for the one guy with the camera to get there. She must have been waiving at his ass to come over.Haha
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Did she say she had three broken feet? I played it over twice to make sure, but I'm pretty sure she did say three broken feet. Maybe she is more interesting that we all thought!
She signed a contract with CBS? As a janitor, maybe?
PP is fabulous! She lives in her own beautiful world! California dreaming...
1.) I wonder if she thinks all three of her feet were broken at the same time.
2.) I was reeeeaaaalllly hoping that after the cameraman left her to her lunch and rounded the corner, that he'd mutter a sarcastic "Jeeesus". It felt right, someone should edit that in.
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Goo is what tape is all about! Goo is what makes it tape instead of paper!
She's a bit kooky, but I admire her candor.
what IS she on? 'cause i think i want some....
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i know you like to think your shit don't stink
but if you lean a little bit closer
see, roses really smell like boo boo
@ Miss Priss: Yes, she does have an accent; I think she's originally from Alabama.
More OT: I actually appreciated PP for once after hearing her message; she's absolutely right about abusive people. I think she got her point across without looking like an ass kisser, so good for her.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
She broke three feet??
How many does she have?
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The real Phoebe Price reality show:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 2:09pm.
Submitted by xxyxz on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 2:07pm.
nanners
she DOES have wonky nostrils!
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They're ENORMOUS! I totally noticed that today.
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i noticed too! and one nostril is way bigger than the other
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While no woman deserves to beat EVER!!!! I wonder what ticked him off to beat her in that fashion, besides her being totally fucking obnoxious, still NO EXCUSE EVER FOR A MAN TO TOUCH A WOMAN, EVER EVER EVER EVER, INFINITY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wait, what? Cutlets has a reality show? Baroo?
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Freedom costs a buck-o-fiiiiiiive
Submitted by Farrah on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 3:06pm.
No big ceremony necessary! It was a public service!
*scoops up big red cup of purple drank*
Submitted by Provolone on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 3:03pm.
@DG- i took your test and i scored..."Der Kommandant, Opportunistic, patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Back in Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top."
now i feel weird about making a comment about the jewish girl on def poetry post
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Hahahaha! See, Provolone, that is why Snowy and I are fighting over you. We love your sick and twisted values!
*casting love spell to woo Provolone*
Submitted by RecessVillain on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 3:03pm.
off topic, I took that nazi quiz i got The Expatriate, If I had been German in the 30s, I would've left the country.
That still rings true today!
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We can be expatroits together. At least we cannot be brain washed!
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 3:01pm.
She had tried comebacks but I am on her like a buzzard on a gut wagon. So are a few other posters.
*waiting for purple drank*
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beesh, you're awesome. I shall bring the best dinnerware and punch server in your honor. (a big ole cracked tacky bowl and Dixie red cups)
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www.poe200th.com
Happy Birthday, in your kingdom by the sea..
Yesterday I warmed to Phoebe for thanking MK and dlisted. Today however, I want to smack the damn freckles off her face. We were used by the freckled freak.
How inappropriate to suggest that Chris Brown should visit a womens' shelter to "make a difference". The last person I would want to see strolling around a shelter is a batterer. Would the RSPCA want animal abusers at their facilities? NO! Price should hand out free head bands to women in shelters - that would make a difference.
Don't pray for Chris Brown Ms Price, pray for a brain for yourself. Attention WHORE SLAG!
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 3:02pm.
Heehee DG, thx:) I was also gonna say that Lynne sold her bracelets to Fred Segal but it's really embarassing knowing that shit*dies*
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WE HAVE TO QUIT SHARING ONE BRAIN!
I was going to mention that in my last post to you, but I thought "hell no, it will only illustrate how pathetic I am"
Thank you again for being the brave one to go first!
*smooths chicken feathers*
off topic, I took that nazi quiz i got The Expatriate, If I had been German in the 30s, I would've left the country.
That still rings true today!
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"Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?" -Heather Chandler
@DG- i took your test and i scored..."Der Kommandant, Opportunistic, patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Back in Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top."
now i feel weird about making a comment about the jewish girl on def poetry post
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"gimme back that filet o fish, gimme that fish. what if it were you hanging up on this wall, if it was you in that sammich you wouldnt be laughing at alllll"
Heehee DG, thx:) I was also gonna say that Lynne sold her bracelets to Fred Segal but it's really embarassing knowing that shit*dies*
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Submitted by Farrah on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 2:58pm.
She is banned. Has been for a couple weeks. She had tried comebacks but I am on her like a buzzard on a gut wagon. So are a few other posters.
*waiting for purple drank*
she must blow all her money on restaurants and tacky clothes- but she had a sweet message....
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
http://twoliablog.com/teacups-and-couture/
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 2:54pm.
LMAO angel:P
I wonder if PP's headbands are in all the Coto boutiques next to the Cuff Luv?
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I was gonna say the same thing but didn't know if enough whorz knew about Cuff Luv!
Hahahahaha! Good for you to brave the reference!
Submitted by Miss Priss on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 2:57pm.
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AHHHHHHHH I knew he looked familiar.
Submitted by Miss Priss on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 2:55pm.
why does PP have a southern accent? or is it just me?
anyway, he abusive boyfriend killed himself when he seen her in a magazine? what is she talking about!
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LOL! The way she says it - it's like he sat down in his fave chair with a magazine and there she was! So he got up and shot himself in the head. She's so bizarre.
♥ ThreadKilla!
OCTOMOMMY STRIKES AGAIN!!!
Finally! February Highlights #1!
FUCK YOU, WMG!!!
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 2:36pm.
People like La Cuca are the one's that need to be banned.
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If she ever does, PURPLE DRANK's on me!!!
she disgusts me to no end.
Mrs G, if anyone is mean to you again, come to mama!
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www.poe200th.com
Happy Birthday, in your kingdom by the sea..
Submitted by Miss Priss on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 2:55pm.
anyway, he abusive boyfriend killed himself when he seen her in a magazine? what is she talking about!
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Her ego just had an orgasm from all the ego-masturbating.
Submitted by RecessVillain on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 2:55pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 2:52pm.
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 2:39pm.
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It's like Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice.
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Haha! Exactly!
Submitted by UKer on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 2:47pm.
Is it wrong that actually like her now?
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Like her or pity her?
PP so desperately needs attention. Too bad she doesn't seek the attention of a shrink.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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UKer
it's rivers cuomo from Weezer
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I suck. What the fuck.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbmO3KMCx5k
M.Ronson and Rivers♥
Happiness is warm gun
Probably a better idea to eat inside if you're gonna take a lunch at the Beverly Regent.Wilshire/Rodeo is the busiest intersection on planet Earth. If she were still in the South...PP & TINKERCRAZY would probably form SISTERS OF THE MIRTHFUL CRAZY.
Bless 'em both.
why does PP have a southern accent? or is it just me?
anyway, he abusive boyfriend killed himself when he seen her in a magazine? what is she talking about!
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I suck. What the fuck.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbmO3KMCx5k
M.Ronson and Rivers♥
Happiness is warm gun
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 2:52pm.
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 2:39pm.
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It's like Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice.
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"Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?" -Heather Chandler
LMAO angel:P
I wonder if PP's headbands are in all the Coto boutiques next to the Cuff Luv?
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
I agree with the message, but I am scratching my head...
Btw...Lay off the pills Phoebe..you talk like a real (MAJOR) pill head and you can't get far in any business when you come off like that.
Miss Priss, I'm probably very late on this one, but who's the hottie ion your avi?
Those b-words that complain about people being off topic, what's wrong? Who cares?
I recall when an outside diner at the Ivy beat PP for blocking her sunlight.
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 2:39pm.
I reported someone here once (im not saying who!) because they were being mean to me but nothing happened lol
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I have reported two people. We all know who I reported. I dare not speak the name out of fear I will be jinxed and it will return!
*grabs Raid and DDT*
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 2:49pm.
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 2:48pm.
MissP you had TACO TIMES today??! Yummm, I did yesterday:):)
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Um..Hel-LO! That sounds PRIVATE! LOL!
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angel what...you perv! =)
iheart taco times taco times!!
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I suck. What the fuck.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbmO3KMCx5k
M.Ronson and Rivers♥
Happiness is warm gun
Mrs. G
LMAO! It is great outside. Puts my grumpy ass in a happy mood no doubt.
How are you today(besides feeling dumb for wearing your coat out in this 60 degree weather) Kiddin'! LOL =)
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I suck. What the fuck.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbmO3KMCx5k
M.Ronson and Rivers♥
Happiness is warm gun
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 2:48pm.
MissP you had TACO TIMES today??! Yummm, I did yesterday:):)
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Um..Hel-LO! That sounds PRIVATE! LOL!
♥ ThreadKilla!
OCTOMOMMY STRIKES AGAIN!!!
Finally! February Highlights #1!
FUCK YOU, WMG!!!
@DG- no problem, thanks!
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"Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?" -Heather Chandler
being off topic pisses some bitches off and they bitch to MK then the HBIC tells us to stay on topic and bitches comments that are off topic start getting deleted. I SEEN DAT!
I can't watch the video. What does her voice sound like?
MissP you had TACO TIMES today??! Yummm, I did yesterday:):)
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"