The Next Cast Member Of Celebrity Rehab Is....
The gangsta's paradise must be filled with crack, because Coolio was busted with it at LAX today. TMZ says that Foolio's stupid fucking ass was caught with crack rocks while going through security to catch a flight on Southwest. Getting caught with crack while trying to get on a Southwest flight is pretty much a career high for Coolio. Fuck getting caught with premium cocaine while trying to get on a private jet. This is the shit.
Apparently, Coolio went crazy on the screener after he was caught crack handed. You would totally freak out too if a bitch was trying to take your good shit! Crack rocks don't grow on trees and Coolio probably sold his last Michelle Pfeiffer-autographed poster of Dangerous Minds on eBay to pay for that mess.
But for serious, this crackhead was definitely riding high on the crack cloud if he thought it was a good idea to bring that illegal shit to an airport! FedEx your drugs like normal people do!
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coolio started out as a crackhead s this sht is nothing new to him. once you go crack you never go back! he has always loked and seemed like a crackhead to me...
He is my favorite.Just saw his personals ID on billlionaires personals site """""""A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s . c o m""""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. ?
Terminally stupid.
At least Crackney and Bobbie Brown didn't publicize themselves as good parents and role models.
Now thats some shit! But Whitney's fiasco out of Hawai tops it. I hope he got his shit back...
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please. his phony "i'm a good parent" reality show will be back soon which is why he's acting like a moron.
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There are some good smuggling ideas on here! Lol..
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Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 9:58pm.
They were asbestos lederhosen, he didn't want to be the next Richard Pryor if he dropped his crack pipe.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 9:50pm.
Escalando! He shouldn't try to retrieve them. She does that the firecrotch problem and all.
This is so stupid I can't even bring myself to comment on it..except this. I saw the picture...and passed it by...I read "Coolio" and passed it by...I FINALLY read the post and I'm neither shocked nor amused....I think it might help me finally resist the urge to say "Coolio" instead of "Cool" so that's good:)
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Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 7:11pm.
Wasn't Coolio busted a few years back in Germany for stealing some clothes?
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Turned out the lederhosen were really his. He hasn't seen them since Lindsay Lohan borrowed them though.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Foolio? LMAO! Foo for short. lemme go DDD is on, then I'm gonna go out....
LMAO @ MK ..caught his ass crack handed.
My dick's as hard as a prosthetic leg
-Sponge Bob unrated
soon airlines and other american companies will be giving away
free drugs to keep customers if this economy keeps going down
don't think it'll be long befaw weed is available at the cawnuh staw
;p
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Wasn't Coolio busted a few years back in Germany for stealing some clothes?
I guess Coolio's YouTube cooking show was financially supporting his crack habit. Didn't he learn anything from Whitney and Bobby Brown, drugs and flying just don't go together at all!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Coolio, how we gonna' get to the beach?
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Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 6:11pm.
Hey Notorious....can I be in your family? Sounds like they're way smart.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Idiot. He needs some Chola friends and my family's assistance.
All my meth head Chola hooker friends from Cali used to come to Jersey to trick (this is where the money is for turning tricks in case you didn't know lol) and you know those bitches cant go 5 minutes without a hit of meth. So they would hollow out an AQUA NET (out of all things) hairspray can and stuff it with meth and pipes. They kept it real fuckin classy. Never got caught.
My parents bring weed/mushrooms (and whatever else they are trippin on that week) EVERYWHERE with them when they fly, 30 years and counting never been caught.
My sisters hollow out Vaseline containers then put their weed bags in it and recover it with the Vaseline. Never been caught.
The point of my story is that unless you are a complete fuckin crack head, its quite easy to get your personal stash on the plane.
End of Rant.
'You may think your in heaven.' - Jamiroquai.
yo yo
Power and the money, money and the power
Minute after minute, hour after hour
Everybody's running, but half of them ain't looking
What's going on in the kitchen?
But I don't know what's cooking.
man i used to spit that shit like nobody bidness back in da day.
now it's crack what'sa cookin'! LOL
Im out y'all!!! Have a great weekend
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I suck. What the fuck.
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Happiness is warm gun
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And I LOVE that song 'Roll out' or at least that was repeated over and over.
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Didn't Ludicris do Roll Out??
evidence of his drug use (and hours of entertainment) can be found here : http://tinyurl.com/aaj2eb
i read somehwere he used to WORK at LAX before he became famous. Full circle shit.
And I LOVE that song 'Roll out' or at least that was repeated over and over. "What you got in that bag?"
indeed.
Good luck Coolio, you wacky lil' crackhead.
Submitted by FrappBloat on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 5:20pm.
Ahhh hahahahahaha!!
Can't stand the guy.
Was such a weiner on UK celeb big bro. I honestly thought he was 5 years old.
"Where's the chicken at. I dont see no chicken" arghhh soo annoying lol. He went on for ages! Chicken tempter tantrum and that just one tiny lil thing lmao
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gj971yoo1Gc
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woohoo! he certainly does nothing to disspel cultural stereotypes in this clip. Dr. Drew betta get some chicken ordered quick for the sober house!
No worries Terra - it just means we got to see your hilarious avie 4 times :)
PS - Coolio has dead eyes. Creepy.
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Whoa, sorry for the triple post. First time posting on my crackberry.
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"IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!" - Kanye West
No way! I was just wondering recently what it would take for him to get in the tabloids. Guess this answers my question,
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"IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!" - Kanye West
No way! I was just wondering recently what it would take for him to get in the tabloids. Guess this answers my question,
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"IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!" - Kanye West
No way! I was just wondering recently what it would take for him to get in the tabloids. Guess this answers my question,
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"IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!" - Kanye West
Ahhh hahahahahaha!!
Can't stand the guy.
Was such a weiner on UK celeb big bro. I honestly thought he was 5 years old.
"Where's the chicken at. I dont see no chicken" arghhh soo annoying lol. He went on for ages! Chicken tempter tantrum and that just one tiny lil thing lmao
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gj971yoo1Gc
Crack?! I feel bad for his kids.
*SIGH* Is it like in the contract that if you become famous you have to at some point in your life get busted with drugs on you?! I mean damn...do these "celebrities" think that their "famous" superpowers will make thier drugs invisible or undectable..WTF?
***"At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia... and die." ***
Wow that's pretty risky sad behavior right there.
I remember (I remember) ohhhhhhh
when we used to smoke
crack all day, crack all night
and now they so high (bay-bee)
I remember (I remember) ohhhhhhh
when we used to fly
budget air, low rent house
but now they smoke crack
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Submitted by FritoDorito on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 5:08pm.
I thought Coolio's rules was all about him trying to set a good example for his kids and him running a tight ship around his house. Should his kids be taking notes right now?
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That's exactly what I was just going to post! What channel is that show on? I wonder if they will drop the show now?
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I don't know what channel that's on. I've seen a couple of commercials for it when I was watching HGTV or some other of those cable channels but I have never actually seen the show.
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
No shit, I had "Fantastic Voyage" stuck in my head today at work. Eeeeeerie!
Submitted by FritoDorito on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 5:08pm.
I thought Coolio's rules was all about him trying to set a good example for his kids and him running a tight ship around his house. Should his kids be taking notes right now?
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That's exactly what I was just going to post! What channel is that show on? I wonder if they will drop the show now?
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
I thought Coolio's rules was all about him trying to set a good example for his kids and him running a tight ship around his house. Should his kids be taking notes right now?
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
I didn't know smoking crack was one of "Coolio's Rules"???
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Douchechill!
He's either never, ever flown before or been through an airport, or the crack has completely breaded then fried his brain.
Submitted by kittiesandbubbles on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 4:56pm.
HAHA! Sheeps, that video is probably gonna be the hi-lite of my day!
I know! I can't believe they got Scorsese to direct it.
did his show get cancled? and is it also true that his wife is a druggie to?
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I am with the person who said they don't like this family(the knowles). They are the type that think they are high class just because they have money. there's lots of rich people with no class out there (Ex: paris hilton) and lots of
Submitted by RecessVillain on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 4:56pm.
Just as I was getting Fantastic Voyage out of my head I had to read this post.
FUCK!
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ROTFL!!!
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"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
nice little richard 'stache...gangsta!
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Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 4:41pm.
Aaaaah Gangster Paradise is one of my fave songs ever lmao
that and Ske-lo's I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller,
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a six-four impala
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HAHA! MY best friend slept with skee lo
and another girl I know slept with coolio....she said his dick was mandanglo!
HAHA! Sheeps, that video
is probably gonna be the hi-lite of my day!
Just as I was getting Fantastic Voyage out of my head I had to read this post.
FUCK!
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"Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?" -Heather Chandler
Maybe being on on the Oxygen Channel drove him to the drugs. If I was on the same network with TyTy rereuns "Bad Girl's Club" and "Snapped", I'd need something to take the edge off too.
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Try the Cardiologist's diet: if it tastes good, spit it out.
Not Kwanzaabot!!
And Mrs. Gosling, I loved that Skee-Lo song!
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Hey man, Gandhi's anti-violence, not anti-comedy.
"FedEx your drugs like normal people do!"
OMG! Jesus MK, this is why I fucking love you!
BWWWWWWWWWWAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!
*rips open FedEx package*