But How Broke Is She?

Bravo better have done a financial background check on Kandi Burruss, the newest ho on The Real Housewives of Atlanta, because if she hasn't been called by at least three bill collectors in the past week, she is not the one!

EW.com says Kandi has replaced DaShawn Snow and her lock jaw as the newest housewife. Bravo quit DaShawn because viewers were going into seizures watching her trying to talk with a padlock on her jaw. It was hazardous to everyone's health! And because DaShawn brought the zzzzzzzzzs.

Kandi is best known for being in the 90s girl group Xscape. Kandi also co-wrote TLC's "No Scrubs."

Okay, it sounds to me like this bitch doesn't fit in! The royalty checks from "No Scrubs" must be keeping her checking account from hitting the overdraft protection button. Kandi's going to have to let one of her houses go into foreclosure if she wants to fit in with those broke tramps. I mean, Sheree owes a law firm $87k in unpaid fees! Kandi better step up her broke ass game.

I'm also staring at Kandi's picture wondering if this is the face of the bitch who will finally rip off Kim Zolciak's rat tat tatty wig and return it to the roadside it came from.

Posted by: Michael K

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Submitted by Bapril on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 9:08am.

Did y'all read this? Sheree asked for a court-appointed attorney when she was caught speeding, citing being broke as a joke as the reason.

THIS IS SOME BENJAMIN BUTTONS' SHIT!!!!!!

http://www.mediatakeout.com/2009/31118-public_charge_sheree_from_the_rea...

Submitted by Crystal2 on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 1:32am.

"...because if she hasn't been called by at least three bill collectors in the past week, she is not the one!"
LOL!

Submitted by jiggywiddit on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 6:12pm.

This is not Fantasia?

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Submitted by lisa no00 on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 1:14pm.

Interesting! My friend recommended me a very interesting place ___S e e k r i c h . c o m___It 's where you have the

opportunity dreaming about dating a richer and make it true!

Submitted by BlossomEndRot on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 1:21am.

Hey!!!!! Don't watch this shit!!! ALL OF THEM-OC, NYC, AND ATLANTA. BRAVO will keep paying these bitches tons of money and we will all melt into a chasm of high blood pressured broken down broke losers waiting for government cheese while they all laugh all the way to the bank. TURN IT OFF SO THEY CANCEL IT AND STOP REWARDING THESE LYING NARCISSISTIC GREEDY SELFISH BLINGED OUT CREEPS!!!

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Submitted by z-listed on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 12:48am.

Bravo needs to drop these slags from Atlanta. They are not nearly as interesting as the OC or NYC groups. Besides, NONE OF THEM ARE REALLY RICH! They are all a bunch or liars and boring! (yawn)

Submitted by Romai on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 11:29pm.

I don't watch this show, but I love Michael K's recaps. I thought it was Fantasia at first too!

Submitted by itsjustme on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 10:59pm.

This is the best of the Housewives series. Every single one is a train wreck. New York are just bitches and Orange County is pretty much the same. Please, someone, anyone, rip that Barbie hair off of Kim

Submitted by yiooooooo on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 9:18pm.

Sheree is also broke and she is asking for the goverment assistance(i think thats how is call) mediatakeout has the paperwork.

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Submitted by Dallas on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 8:21pm.

Damn, I thought that was Fantasia!

Submitted by charlib21 on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 7:46pm.

Just wanted to clear some stuff up about Kandi...I LOVE her..and she did write No Scrubs....but she didn't write Say My Name by Destiny's Child..the most famous Destiny's Child songs she wrote were Bills Bills Bills and Bugaboo

She also wrote There You Go by Pink...

So yeah I think she's probably doing pretty well financially compared to the other broke ass bitches..

Submitted by Pookie Barbie Doll on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 7:38pm.

I want to see Lisa rip Kims wig & face off.

Submitted by TT99 on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 7:32pm.

I guess my freecreditreport.com score was better than hers. They're all more broke than than they'll admit. Just like all of us.
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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 7:22pm.

Maybe they actually went looking for someone who WASN'T broke for a change...

Hey, and seriously: maybe moreso now cuz they don't want to depress people...

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 7:17pm.

OMFG I know who she is. She's also written a couple of songs for Alicia Keys. Bitch should have money in the bank. I hope she's likable.

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Submitted by Kp on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 7:06pm.

I love this hot mess show. It's hilarious. Compared to the this show, the other housewives episodes are zzzzzzz. Totally boring. The New York House wives are just snobs and the OC girls are just raging two faced cunts! This show is over the top flashy trash, specifically KIM! lol It's fabulous.

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Submitted by Kaylee on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 7:01pm.

She also wrote "Say my name" by Destiny's Child
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Submitted by CindyC on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 6:57pm.

I wonder if she is the person in the blind item.

http://blindgossip.com/index.php/2009/01/29/reality-star-cant-afford-to-...

Submitted by Am on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 6:51pm.

Bring on these delusional and out of touch women! You'd think they were all born rich the way they act.

*giving side eye to Sheree*

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Submitted by stake_spike on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 6:36pm.

I thought that was a cleaned up Fantasia.

Submitted by reynababy2000 on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 6:32pm.

I really liked Xscape. I remember when they performed on the Ricky Lake show. Whatever happened to Jenny Jones?? She should be Hot Slut of the day sometime. Anywhoodle.. yeah

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Submitted by Karma Police on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 5:57pm.
Ooooh Xscape! Kick off ya shoes and relax ya feet. Party on down to the Xscape beat. Just kick it. Love it!

Just reee-lax...just reeelax, that use to be the jam...They still ain't got 'nothin on SWV though.

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Submitted by TOPANGA on Fri, 03/06/2009 - 6:31pm.

Oh, I will be watching..and word on the street is that they are in the process of filming right now and the new season will start sometime in the summer. Well, if they are filming now, what exactly are they filming if half of these hos are broke as a joke?! Are they filming them standing in the welfare line, cashing thier baby daddy's child support check at the local Wal-Mart, trying on shoes and outfits at Forever 21 and Wet Seal, Kim picking out anouther atrocious wig at Sally's Beauty Supply?...I'm just sayin'

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