Dear Tamra, Your Two Cents Is Required
During the reunion of The Really Plastic Hos of Orange Skin County, Gretchen denied away that she was licking on her ex-boyfriend Jay before, during or after her sugar pepaw went off to the great beyond. This shit prompted Holy Tamra to give the quote of the hour: "It's about moral character." You can seriously use that line for anything. When a dude insists you suck his peen in a back alley way, but you want to go back to the car, just use that line and he might understand. Or when a bartender cuts you off because you barfed on the counter, you can use that line too. It doesn't really make sense, but it didn't when Tamra used it either.
So, when the gold digger with no morals denied she had a boyfriend, she might have been lie-telling. No surprise there. Radar got a hold of a 911 tape taken only a few days before the reunion. In the tape, Jay claims Gretchen tried to off herself by overdosing on Lunesta. Yeah, Lunesta! Who tries to quit this bitch from a Lunesta OD? I checked to see if this was some kind of viral marketing campaign and it's not.
A few minutes into the call, Gretchen grabs the phone from Jay and says she didn't try to commit sooey-sides (that's what my abuelita calls it). But she does call Jay her booooooyfriend. Gretchen said the two had a fight at the bar, she came home, he followed her and tried to break in. Visit Radar to listen to the whole thing. It's long, but I'm sure Tamra has the entire thing as her ring tone. And I hope she will hold a live press conference along with her rapey-eyed son to discuss Gretchen's moral character.
Also on the tape, Gretchen's phone number and home address are given out. Drive your Rabbit convertible up to the front to pick me up, because we're going to go TP that skank's house! Teeepeee party!
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i know, he's like running to TMZ, myspace whatever to get HIS side out!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 3:02pm.
Hoo Haaa I talked to him on myspace, he's not that bad....!
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He seems like such a girl, calling someone everytime they get into it!
Better watch out Snowy, you will be getting a phone call after their next bru-ha-ha!
Hoo Haaa I talked to him on myspace, he's not that bad....!
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Submitted by Zappy on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 6:20pm.
LOL, an A-? Our little snark theory did ok!
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Submitted by fuckingclassy on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 12:15am.
cheekychops, youre an idiot
thats not her house u moron!
shes in unit C
Fuckincunty, that is her house.
It's the same one that was shown on the show complete with tacky plasma on the fireplace.
Go fuck urself now. Thanks caller.
She is such a cuttie.I saw her photos at billlionaire personals site"""""""""""A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s . c o m""""""""" last week. It is said she is already in relationship with a young billlionaire on that site now.
cheekychops, youre an idiot
thats not her house u moron!
shes in unit C
Jay is a cutie, keep him around for the next RHoOC Gretch.
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Why did he try to break into her house? He didn't have a key (why not?) and he doesn't understand the word "NO."
He does sound stalker-ish.
Submitted by Chastity on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 5:36pm.
I had this Pathetic BF who locked himself in a room and said he was going to drink the nail polish remover capful by capful (all he could find I guess) until he got what he wanted or died....I said fuck that slow drawn out shit!
I slid a straw under the door.
hahahaha. funny.
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"gimme back that filet o fish, gimme that fish. what if it were you hanging up on this wall, if it was you in that sammich you wouldnt be laughing at alllll"
Ill bet Tam-RAH is running over there at night taking the rental signs from her house and putting SOLD on them...Ill bet shes not sending any clients that way either! Remember Tam-RAH is a big realtor!
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How classy! Flat screen TV sitting on the fireplace mantle, and WTF is all of that shit on top of her cabinets in the kitchen? That IS exactly what it looked like in all of her shots filmed at the house with Jeff's kids.
That navy granite was out years ago as well. Bring on the Viking custom kitchen if youve got the bucks she says she does. Hell my kitchen is all Viking and SubZero, and Im not a pathetic housewhore.
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I still like Gretchen--housewife or not she's not as boring as those other ladies. I think Tamra's just jealous she's not *the hottest housewife* with Gretchen in the room is pretty and not full of herself. I wonder if she'll be around next season..
LMAO @ chica..and how did you do?
LMAO @ Chastity and devilg
Of course. She's one big gold digging whore who cleaned up nice and played victim. What a fuckpig.
Submitted by CheekyChops on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 6:04pm.
Most of those ladees seem dependent on their current or prior peepaws. It's a buyer's market in Cali, eh? Regular peeps with cash and credit can finally afford to buy somewhere near the beach.
Also, looks like her last name is actually "Rossie". She seems to have dropped the "e" . Has anyone seen her personal website? Almost as cheesy as Tamra's.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 5:07pm.
That's a very generous definition of "Craftsman." Is $806 around the market rate still for Costa Mesa?
She did drop it 2% since Jan. It states its a short sale so it looks like a pending foreclosure. Guess RHOC doesn't pay very well and she was dependant on PeePaw Jeff.
That's about just as meaningful as, "People puke and poop their pants" bitch!
Submitted by Chastity on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 5:36pm.
I had this Pathetic BF who locked himself in a room and said he was going to drink the nail polish remover capful by capful (all he could find I guess) until he got what he wanted or died....I said fuck that slow drawn out shit!
I slid a straw under the door.
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ROFLMAO!
I had a boyfriend who threatened suicide for 3 days over the phone. I finally told him during the last phone call that I wished he'd get it done already because I was was sick of hearing his bullshit. Needless to say the idiot didn't do it. He is still alive, to the best of my knowledge.
I had this Pathetic BF who locked himself in a room and said he was going to drink the nail polish remover capful by capful (all he could find I guess) until he got what he wanted or died....I said fuck that slow drawn out shit!
I slid a straw under the door.
Hells bells, LORETTA!
funny take on these bitches.
love it.
Submitted by Zappy on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 5:06pm.
Once a boyfriend of mine threatened to kill himself with a bottle of aspirin. I told him 'Men don't do overdose, impress me with something else'
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Roughly, I think that was my thesis for a high school term paper on Romeo & Juliet.
Submitted by CheekyChops on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 4:55pm.
That's a very generous definition of "Craftsman." Is $806 around the market rate still for Costa Mesa?
Once a boyfriend of mine threatened to kill himself with a bottle of aspirin. I told him 'Men don't do overdose, impress me with something else'
Here is her house. It's on the market.. short sale too so guess she's not doing too well without peepaw's $$
http://www.redfin.com/CA/Costa-Mesa/2441-Elden-Ave-92627/unit-B/home/721...
Apparently she just filed a temporary restraining order.....ordering Jay to stay away from her dogs?
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/03/real-housewife-files-a-res...
Can dogs really file their own restraining orders ?
She lied about living in Newport Beach. On the show she distinctly says she's "From Newport Beach".....and now we find out her house is really in Costa Mesa.
By the way....does anyone have the recipe for Vicky's greasy tacos? Remember when Vicky made tacos in that one episode, and she fried the shells in a pan of oil ....Yuck ! And, then the salsa out of a jar. I'd have made my own fresh salsa and just bought the taco shells out of a box.
None of these ladies can cook !
I'm still on team Gretchen!! Noone is gong to be moral with an old man that is on his death bed. Where ever a girl can cock or a finger fuck from someone that is full of life and living life why not and enjoy yourself. Who ever lives in glass houses can throw the first stone.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Yayyy finally they are showing this on Fox in Australia.......and thanks to you MK it is far more enjoyable to watch, knowing all the behind the scenes bullshit.
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I was really rooting for Gretchen and hoping that this was just a big misunderstanding and she was innocent. But now I think she's full of lies!
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That Jay dude is such a pussy. He always has to call SOMEONE when the two of them are in a fight. He called Tamra when they were fighting before and now 911. What a douche! Just get the f out of the realtionship dude and move on. STFU and quit causing retarded drama. God, what a girl he is! She is probably nuttier than a fuitcake, but I have NO tolerance for a weak, pussified, cry-baby man! YUCK!
They should pay you, MK - you make this show sound interesting. You keep showing me clips and I keep seeing that it's not but then I read one of these and I wanna see it all over again!
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Why is Gretchen on the show anyway? She's not a housewife.
She couldn't even close the deal. She got PLAYED by the old dude who died. He knew what was up.
I know TWO golddiggers who got a ring but never managed to steer the mark down the aisle. Men know they can stall until they have to buy a ring. Once they give her a ring, it buys the guy YEARS, I tell ya.
the only thing more pathetic then a golddigger is the victim of the golddigging. yea bro, people think you could still get a hard on cause you pay for the company of someone half your age.
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"gimme back that filet o fish, gimme that fish. what if it were you hanging up on this wall, if it was you in that sammich you wouldnt be laughing at alllll"
http://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2441-Elden-Ave-UNIT-C-Costa-Mesa-CA-92...
This is juicy shit!
Let's Zillow her address!
Zillow.com
Googling the phone number also should produce some good shit, I haven't done that yet.
I love you MK! I live in Orange Skin County and that's what I'm going to call it from now on! LMAO!
If he is a stalker why did she gave let people take picture of her giving a lap dance to him ,she had the engagement ring on. Stalker , yeah right.
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
OH please. To anyone and everyone making excuses for this bitch, you are just as delusional as she is. This guy is not a stalker, she is a fake unhealthy evil habitual liar famewhore. That's why she fits so well into this damn show.
Sank you. Sank you berry muz.
OMG! I love Gretchen more than evers!
This dude is a stalker. I hope he falls in love with white trash Tamra next.
I don't believe anything Gretchen say's , she could say that the sky is blue and I would go outside to check if is true.
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
Damn, you are funny MK! A viral marketing campaign... ahhahaha.
"but I'm sure Tamra has the entire thing as her ring tone."
LOL! I'm sure she does!!!
That guy doesn't really look that much younger than the guy she was supposed to be engaged to.
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Tamra, and Tamra, and Tamra,
Creeps on this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time...
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Oh who cares if she was seeing this guy before Jeff passed away............occasionally one has to be serviced!
hahaha Lunesta?! Is that the best he could come up with? Lunesta is a sleep aid...bitch probably would have just went into a deep and long ass sleep. Next time he should say she tried to overdose on Exlax..they're both full of sh*t anyway.
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