That Explains It All
File this under: So easy even a child can play! Seriously, Sienna Miller said she was kicked in the face by a horse. This should be a board game the whole family can play together! Your key words are: Sienna Miller, vagina (the two go hand in hand), horse, kick and face. The jokes are just lying down, waiting for you to pick 'em up.
Anythisbitchtriedtoblowthehorse, Sienna was on the Tonight Show and told the story to Jay Leno. Sienna said, "I’ve had some accidents. I got kicked in the face by a horse. Only I would be kicked in the face by a horse. People always think it’s lipstick, especially make-up artists. Maybe they’ve covered it up. I’m hoping you can’t see it. Make-up artists come and try and rub it off and there’s always an awkward moment."
Whore, please. They don't think it's lipstick. They think it's a rogue Dirty Sanchez stain. You know, Sienna showed the scar, but I held up a magnifying glass to it and didn't see shit!
Can we get a rematch between Sienna and the world's favorite horsey? If the horsey isn't with us anymore, Pony Parker can fill in. Bitch has got some new hooves she can't wait to try them out.
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Sienna Miller was hit on her face by a horse named Balthazar Getty on coke. If she were hit by a real horse she wouldn't have been on The Tonight Show telling all about it. She'd either be dead or at the hospital. A horse's kick can kill.
She is great, but I'm just a bit curious.The Magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported her pro files were found on the famous rich men seeking affairs site ***C e l e b m i n g l e. C 0 M*** last week and she was seeking her sugar daddy there now!
Submitted by vanyvrgs on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 1:13am.
Oh no are we back to the who cheats and who is responsible argument.... brings back great memories. Anywho... gretchen... I will never cheat on my significant other and/or have an affair with a married man, I respect others vows, with that being said....however, I believe that whomever is married and/or is cheating on someone is the one who has more blame. The skank who went for the married man, did not have any responsibilities. A married person, however, should be able, if they do love someone till death do them apart, to forgo others and not be tempted out of respect for that who they married or are dating (in the event they are not married0. Skanks (both male and female who do) do not know owe the significant other any respect. I am sure this is rambling and in no way does this mean that I think the person who cheats with a married person is not to blame, just that there is not the same equality you talk of.
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At the end of the day it is about being accountable for ONE'S OWN ACTIONS, so both parties involved in the affair are EQUALLY responsible. I am in no way condoning BG's behavior, but I'm baffled at how people always diminish the role that SM is playing in this very public affair. At anytime SM could have stopped encouraging the married man to dishonor his vows(ie-staging PDA photos-op with him and prancing around Italy, NY, LA,Prague, Mexico, and London). At anytime, SM could have decided that she wasn't going to participate in the public humilation of a mother and her 4 kids. At anytime SM could have decided that she wasn't going to stage shopping, dining, hotel hopping, vacationing, and holiday photo-ops with the married man until he filed for a divorce. Contrarty to belief, this is the responsibility that SM owes to BG's wife (or the responsibility that the other party owes to the significant other). What makes this matter even more SM responsibility, was her decision to blast other women for not honoring the code of sisterhood.
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Oh no are we back to the who cheats and who is responsible argument.... brings back great memories. Anywho... gretchen... I will never cheat on my significant other and/or have an affair with a married man, I respect others vows, with that being said....however, I believe that whomever is married and/or is cheating on someone is the one who has more blame. The skank who went for the married man, did not have any responsibilities. A married person, however, should be able, if they do love someone till death do them apart, to forgo others and not be tempted out of respect for that who they married or are dating (in the event they are not married0. Skanks (both male and female who do) do not know owe the significant other any respect. I am sure this is rambling and in no way does this mean that I think the person who cheats with a married person is not to blame, just that there is not the same equality you talk of. ____________________________________________
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OK, I obviously need to lay off that pomegranate juice. What??
The definition of cheating is messing around with someone other than your significant other and/or messing around with someone else's significant other. The consequences of an affair don't fall soley upon the person that is married. Since two people are involved in an affair/are cheating, BOTH parties are EQUALLY responsible. A single person that has an affair/is cheating with a married person is just as responsible as the married person because HE/SHE didn't say "no".
Being "single or not the married" is not a valid excuse because it implies that one of the parties involved in the affair/act of cheating does not have to accept responsibility for HIS/HER actions. SM is just as responsible as BG because she knew that he was married and she slept with him anyway. She is still just as responsible as BG because despite the fact that he has not filed for a divorce, she continues to sleep with and publicly engage in PDA with him. When people use the "not the married one" excuse in regards to SM they are implying that women should not be held accountable for THEIR ACTIONS when they participate in affairs and that single women have the right to disrespect another woman's relationship/marriage because the rules that apply to the married person don't apply to them. The difference between SM and BG is that he knows when to lay low and shut up. SM sense of entitlement and need to upstage RG and her 4 kids is what is getting her into trouble.
what was sienns's face doing down there so the horse could kick it?
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nice ass...when does it open?
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 10:06pm.
Tiger, where you ever involved with S & R? Do you know Montecore? I am just so curious about you! You are quite the beauty, if you don't mind me saying so!
Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 9:36pm.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 9:23pm.
Sheeps, Roy firmly believes that he was having a stroke when Montecore jumoed up and he says that Montecore was not trying to hurt him, but trying to carry him, like a cub, to the safety of the side of the stage. Roy says that he holds no ill will towards Montecore and when he was lying there bleeding practically to death, he kept yelling for them not to kill Monty.
I watched the 20/20 thing last night. I cried!
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Uh, yeah...What devilgirl said...*canceling the publication of my book entitled "If I Did It"*....Anyway, how about those whores Monty and Tatianna, huh? What hotheads....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Sienna Miller looked pretty hot on Letterman the other night, except she is a tad too anorexic.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 9:23pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 9:12pm.
Speaking of tiggers, the current People (look, it was addressed to the prior resident here--I had to read it) has a story with pix on Sig & Roy's final Vegas show with the same damn tigger that chewed Roy's head off, live and unchained on stage. (1) Roy no longer looks very human. (2) Test fate much? The prior accident was just a misunderstanding or something?
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Uh...*whispering with lawyers out of Sheeps' hearing range*...I can't comment on that at this time....*popping anti-Roy pill*...royisnottastyroyisnottasty...Huh? What? Did I say that out loud?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
i wonder how many of you would flop on your back for an actor.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 9:23pm.
Sheeps, Roy firmly believes that he was having a stroke when Montecore jumoed up and he says that Montecore was not trying to hurt him, but trying to carry him, like a cub, to the safety of the side of the stage. Roy says that he holds no ill will towards Montecore and when he was lying there bleeding practically to death, he kept yelling for them not to kill Monty.
I watched the 20/20 thing last night. I cried!
Yeah, even Devilgirl sheds a tear now and again!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 9:12pm.
Speaking of tiggers, the current People (look, it was addressed to the prior resident here--I had to read it) has a story with pix on Sig & Roy's final Vegas show with the same damn tigger that chewed Roy's head off, live and unchained on stage. (1) Roy no longer looks very human. (2) Test fate much? The prior accident was just a misunderstanding or something?
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 8:48pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 8:41pm.
He can't. His keyboard is stuck in all caps...
Not only that. It's fun to read Kanye, Jim, and CM to yourself (I hope) as if shouting. It somehow works for them, with a hint of nuttiness, but it's annoying when others do it. Much like Haven's third person.
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I agree, either you can WORK IT, GIRL, or you can't... Cholly, Jim and, Kanye work the all caps, so let them be great....Me, I'm a tiger hear me roar...
And yes, Jamesies is the only whore so far who can get away with the 3rd person, but that's partially because of who he is... Top Mary Kaye consultant, pink Vespa owner and babysitter to "the chosen ones"...*andcoughAngiebruvaluvacough*...Yep, that spells DListed royalty right there...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Charles Manson on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 6:51pm.
Thanks for your input. I appreciate your comments, btw. Long time reader, first time responder (at least to you).
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 8:41pm.
He can't. His keyboard is stuck in all caps...
Not only that. It's fun to read Kanye, Jim, and CM to yourself (I hope) as if shouting. It somehow works for them, with a hint of nuttiness, but it's annoying when others do it. Much like Haven's third person.
Submitted by smashedass on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 8:21pm.
Your posts are fun, Charlie Manson, but could you lay off the caps lock key? It makes your posts hard to read.
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He can't. His keyboard is stuck in all caps...
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 8:28pm.
DG!
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Awwww Deb, Congrats! I am sooooo disappointed I am David Berkowitz!
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DG!
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Submitted by smashedass on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 8:21pm.
Please ( and I am saying this nicely) do not tell regular posters on here how they should post.
Your posts are fun, Charlie Manson, but could you lay off the caps lock key? It makes your posts hard to read.
Topic? I don't really get why she's famous. Is she a good actress? All I know is that she insulted Pittsburgh, made herself a Kate Moss clone and sleeps around a lot.
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Why does her skin look nice in that photo? She usually looks like 10 miles of bad road.
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For some reason, I can't be bothered to like or hate this whore. She just does nothing for me. I tried to hate her, but meh...I tried to like her....hehehehehehe...no I didn't...I never try to like a whore who has much better hate potential.
Anyway, I kinda feel like a limp dicked dude with a nuymphomaniac top shelf stripper on my hands. WASTED OPPORTUNITY!
All the hate potential is so there, but I can't get a hate erection! Someone dose my hate wif some extra-strength Viagra!
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Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 6:30pm.
I don't know if it makes her a "CHEATING cunt," but it does make her a homewrecking cunt without question. No one can tell me that she didn't know he was married with children. When you hear that, the laws of common decency and class tell you to BACK OFF.
I FUCKING WHOLEHEARTEDLY AGREE. I HAVE ZERO FUCKING TOLERANCE FOR A CHEATING PERSON. IF YOU ARE NOT MARRIED IT IS PRETTY MUCH AN OPEN FIELD. IF YOU ARE MARRIED IT IS COMPLETE FUCKING HANDS OFF. THAT WHAT DIGUST ME ABOUT THIS WHOLE STUPID WHAT DO YOU WANT TO FUCKING CALL IT WELL I REMEMBER NOT PITT JOLIE SHIT. IM A MAN SO THIS TAKES A LOT FOR ME TO SAY BUT IF I WERE FUCKING ANNISTON I WOULD HAVE PROBABLY TAKEN A .22 TO HIS FUCKING FOREHEAD.
Clearly, that horse was trying to rid the world of this slag. It unfortunately didn't eat all its oats that day and hadn't the strength to firmly kick her brains in.
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I don't know if it makes her a "CHEATING cunt," but it does make her a homewrecking cunt without question. No one can tell me that she didn't know he was married with children. When you hear that, the laws of common decency and class tell you to BACK OFF.
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With no word did I state that what she did/does is tolerable. I was merely pointing out that it was not her who was cheating.
Excuse my nit-picking.
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She is pretty Charlie. Just that she's a cum sponge. That's the turn off.
I THINK SHE IS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING STUNNING. BUT CALL ME A FUCKING FREAK. I CAN SEE WHY PEOPLE HATE HER ATER THE PITTSBURG FUCKING COMMENT. BUT SHE IS STILL A KNOCKOUT IN MY FUCKING OPINION.
No big deal, just your name is spelled incorrectly. Forgive me if it's supposed to be like that :)
The bored (female) is 'Die Gelangweilte'.
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Are you German? It's actually 'Die gelangweilte Gräfin' but it's too long to show all of it.
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this pic loooks like she is going to pop a major pimple and she is launching it right at the camera...just saying
btw I dont see any scar whatsover, let alone a lipstick smudge sort of one..am i missing something?
Hells bells, LORETTA!
Submitted by Zappy on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 5:09pm.
Submitted by The Audrey on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 5:07pm.
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Personally, I like profanity. It's a quck easy way to get your point across without using fists.
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Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on Sat, 03/07/2009
No big deal, just your name is spelled incorrectly. Forgive me if it's supposed to be like that :)
The bored (female) is 'Die Gelangweilte'.
*jump the gun*
See you folks later have fun and stuff.
LMAO @ Audrey
Ears? I don't have any ears. They all burned off during the last profanityfest at Farcher's Grove.
Submitted by Zappy on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 5:09pm.
Submitted by The Audrey on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 5:07pm.
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Personally, I like profanity. It's a quck easy way to get your point across without using fists.
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Submitted by The Audrey on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 5:07pm.
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Personally, I like profanity. It's a quck easy way to get your point across without using fists.
Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 4:54pm.
Submitted by Hysteria on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 4:22pm.
'Heehaw, i got kicked by a horse and it turned me into a cheating cunt.'
Why the hell is she a cheating c***? It is Balthazar Getty, who is married with children and hooked up with her. Not the other way round.
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I don't know if it makes her a "CHEATING cunt," but it does make her a homewrecking cunt without question. No one can tell me that she didn't know he was married with children. When you hear that, the laws of common decency and class tell you to BACK OFF.
She should have found someone else to fuck around with if she didn't want to be pegged as a slut for it.
Excuse my profanity.
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Her only claim to fame is her sleeping around with married men.
Please. Give me a friggen break. I hope her butthole welds itself together so more shit can come out of her mouth.
She's boring. Nothing fancy to look at either. I can't think of one movie she's been in. All I ever hear about her is her sluttiness.
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Submitted by Hysteria on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 4:22pm.
'Heehaw, i got kicked by a horse and it turned me into a cheating cunt.'
Why the hell is she a cheating c***? It is Balthazar Getty, who is married with children and hooked up with her. Not the other way round.
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Submitted by Hysteria on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 4:22pm.
'Heehaw, i got kicked by a horse and it turned me into a cheating cunt.'
the menendez brothers tried to use that excuse too for why they shot their parents.
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But no vaseline was harmed during this incident.
'Heehaw, i got kicked by a horse and it turned me into a cheating cunt.'
the menendez brothers tried to use that excuse too for why they shot their parents.
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lying hussy liar! stirrin' up shit again
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@ sheeps - that's probably all the interviewer heard anyway "whinney, neigh neigh".
SHUT UP Sienna, and go back to your stable.
Nobody really cares any more.
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