These Two Bitches Are Both Single Again
Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel have decided to stop sucking on each other's genitals, because their shit is done. That's what UsWeekly claims anyway. A source said that the on-and-off hobags are off again.
The source said, “Sarah initiated the split this time. He's bummed. He's really blue -- very down. Seems like it's over for good this time. He's sad because he just bought a new place and now has nobody to share it with."
The two started dating about six years ago, they broke up last July and got back together a few months later.
Celebwhores are just like us! They get into huge fights and then say shit like, "It's over! The next time I see your fugly ass face, I hope it's your funeral! I'll be the one fluttering around like the funeral fairy while singing an a capella version of Celebration." Then a few hours later, they're sucking on his peen in between discussing the names of their future babehs. You know how it is.
I'm sure that by the time I hit "publish," Sarah will be motorboating Jimmy's voluptuous tittays again.
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Perhaps these hos are too alike. I mean, which one is the stable one? Perhaps they are better off as brother and sister. All the best.
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Submitted by Aphid on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 12:10pm.
I guess I'm one of the only people who thinks Sarah is fucking hilarious.
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Nope! These guys are all just jellus h8ters taht they didn't get to fuck Matt Damon!
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 11:36pm.
BOOT TAX!
*smooches back*
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 11:30pm.
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SLUT STACKS!
*smooch*:)
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 11:23pm.
TOILET SOCKS!
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MOM JEANS!
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Submitted by yucko on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 11:11pm.
I hate Sarah Silverman. Her brand of "comedy" is just coming up with stupid or obscene shit.
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Sha also says "vagina" in a little girl voice. Hilarious. *rolls eyes*
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
I hate Sarah Silverman. Her brand of "comedy" is just coming up with stupid or obscene shit.
The Man Show sucked, but Jimmy Kimmel is pretty much non-threatening. About as good as S.S. deserves (even if she's an ok person in real life, her work negates that).
They should stay together, but definitely not have a child together. Those of us with crap genes should either not have children or procreate with someone so awesome that it at least balances the kid out.
Jeez, I wish these two would get it together! I like them as a couple.
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"Be the change you wish to see in the world."-Gandhi
*SHOCK FACE* (as a Jew)
we Jews scream a lot and are very predictable. Jewish moms always tell you they will get you a "shadjen" (matchmaker) but i guess the Jewish boys wanna try something "forbidden". I still hope they get back together, they are funny beeshes!
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Happy Birthday, in your kingdom by the sea..
It seems to me Jewish guys in Hollywood always have a Jewish first wife and kid then it is strictly Shiksas after that, see Steven Spielberg for notes. That said, I think they make a cute couple.
"We will make electricity so cheap that only the rich will burn candles." Thomas Edison.
She is very corny!! He can do better.
I'm still trying trying to figure out how she got a job and I hope they cancel her show.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
I guess I'm one of the only people who thinks Sarah is fucking hilarious. The song parodies in "Jesus is Magic" have stuck in my head forever. And my fiance will be thrilled 'cause he's got a huge crush on her. I'd share him.
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she's probably one of the most annoying creatures of the planet, next to miley cyrus...
what's the funniest thing she's ever done, besides poking fun at britney and paris?
Michael K, you just described my marriage (going on 11 dysfunctional years)...I laughed so hard at the "Celebwhores are just like us..." paragraph...it's funny cuz it's true...except for the part about future babehs. No more babehs, we are DONE with that.
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Wow,..Her boobs are so big!!!Does anyone know what she is dating with a young handsome millionaire on "C e l e b m i n g l e. C 0 M "?
sarah's cute as hell...I'd do her...in fact I'd marry her
if she'd have an older man ;p
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
is
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1125351/
She is such a cuttie.I saw her photos at billlionaire personals site""""""""A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s . c o m""""""" last week. It is said she is already in relationship with a young billlionaire on that site now.
Submitted by Charles Manson on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 7:04pm.
OH GOD WHAT I WANTED GIVE TO BE FUCKING SINGLE AGAIN. FUCKING ANY CHICK I WANTED AND STAYING UP DRINKING STUPID DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKING SMIRNOFF ALL NIGHT LONG AND EATING THOSE STUPID GODDAMN FUCKING DOUBLE MCDONALDS FUCKERS AND PUTTING ZEPPELIN TWO ON THAT STUPID GODDAMN FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING TABLE. OH GODDAMN.
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I'm a female and I wish the same thing Charles.....just insert "hot guy" instead of "chick".....Oh and Zeppelin can stay but is interchangeable (depending on the year) with "Def Leppard" and "Motley Crue"
As for JK & SS:
Loved "The Man Show".......his talk show is okay.
Haven't seen anything SS has done except "Fucking Matt Damon"..which is hilarious, and she's funny on the VH1 roasts.
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These two are so not funny or cute. Those fugs deserve one another. Too bad they didn't stay together & produce a fugly dumb kid named Joanie Poop.
The original Man Show was great! The new one blows.
UGh. The only thing funny she's ever done is the whole Fucking Matt Damon thing.
Maybe Damon is the funny one in that...
Yea. She sucks.
How he managed to get through six years without pulling a Rihanna on her is beyond me, I loathe her.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Silverman looks like Pamela Anderson's nipple and Jimmy is just as disturbing.
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Bye! Good
Bye Jimmy!
I guess Sarah feels the same way about J. Kimmel as I do about ever seeing another Pirates of the Caribean Movie.
Hit The Road Jack!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xe9raloACbg
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Submitted by SweetPollyPurebred: "I'm sure Jimmy is just devastated that he won't be spending the rest of his life gazing into her nostrils."
I'm sure! LOL.
However, as much as I am not a fan of Sarah Silverman, I liked that she ragged on Paris Hilton. That was good. Earned her a few Hekki points.
I'm sure Jimmy is just devastated that he won't be spending the rest of his life gazing into her nostrils.
I can not stand her!! I think she's so odd looking(and so very not funny)...I don't know why I can't stand looking at her, especially with her hoohas showing, and Kinmmel isn't that purty either...just something about her...
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intermittently funny , next
Hekki, you hit it on the head. Because every other word out of her mouth is a curse word, she's considered "edgy". And her phony baby doll voice is irritating as crap.
Ford Prefect: Speaking of Lisa Lampanelli... Did you see her Rihanna joke?:
http://www.tmz.com/2009/03/07/the-most-tasteless-hilarious-joke-ever/
What bugs me about Sarah Silverman is that she does that little girl voice all the time. It's not cute when a woman who is probably dyeing the gray out of her hair talks like a baby and uses cutesy potty language. It grates on my last ever-loving nerve.
SJP used to do that in SATC, too. And the squealing.
Vomit.
ok but what s the issue? no ring? she want a baby?
I want the reason. His show sucks? He is fat and ugly and has 2 kids and alimony forever? What is the deal?????
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The war isn't working.
2 comics? they would alwys have to be funny 2 B happy.pressure.:)
I like her but he's a zzzzzzzzzzzzz.
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Jimmy Kimmel can get a much hotter piece of ass than her.
And she probably has an 18 inch dildo to keep her happy.
And Jimmy Fallon sucks worse than Jimmy Kimmel.
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I don't find Silverman funny AT ALL. And I've tried watching her show numerous times, and I'd rather watch paint dry.
Judy Gold is at least as funny as Sarah, and I adore Lisa Lampenelli.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xEe8Vno9RUk
Here's a bonus Lewis Black rant in honor of my Flat Earth loving Christian relatives I had to deal with all day.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1_BRZoXjOmI
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Is it me, or do they look related? Seriously, they look like brother and sister to me.
Jimmy will be hooking up with Shoshanna Lonstein next.
When I read stories like the ones today I sometimes thing that MK gets these ready the day before and sets them to be published at random intervals in order to have a day off.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
Sarah is funny when youre high. Sober..not so much.
I really can't stand that chick.
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Submitted by shandi on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 8:35pm.
I don't know the deets but it was sudden. I am sure they were dating before his divorce was final.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 03/07/2009 - 8:07pm.
Awww. New place and no one to share it with? How about with his ex-wife and their two young kids? They can stay up and watch his show together. Make some popcorn.
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I knew he was married and them BOOM he was dating this chick. Did he start dating Sarah while he was STILL married?
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Awww. New place and no one to share it with? How about with his ex-wife and their two young kids? They can stay up and watch his show together. Make some popcorn.
Neither one of these hos is funny, or interesting. Next!
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"Jakey wearing a jock strap in the middle of a locker room filled with naked dudes." - MK
uh, she is PAINFULLY unfunny.
and him, well, i don't think i've ever seen him talk
Bah, who cares? Neither of them are funny. They both induce more cringes than laughter.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Kimmel seemed a tad put off by the "Fucking Matt Damon" video.The good news Jimmy is that you're rich...& a young dummy or two or three really can soothe the pain from this break-up.Just give it a chance baby.MANS GAME!