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Mayor Pat Ahumada of Brownsville, Texas -Mayor Pat is a massive pet lover and in a crazy, crazy way. The overzealous superhero for all animals has been known to go above and beyond for a furry friend in need. A few days ago, Pat got a call from a local TV station that a dog was stuck on a balcony in a home. Pat called the fire department and arrived at the house. He saw the dog lying on the balcony with its paws hanging off the side. He climbed a ladder, broke in and saved the dog! Everyone cheered, however the owner wasn't fucking thrilled. Bitch was home and found Mayor Pat standing in her kitchen. The best part is that the dog was just trying to get some damn sun. It was sunbathing! Damn. A bitch can't sun their ass in peace anymore.
The owner is pissed and said her dog is well taken care of. Mayor Pat said, "I didn't know the condition of the dog or if the building was abandoned. ... The animal's paws were hanging out from the railing and he was struggling to get up."
In 2007, Mayor Pat got into some trouble because he took a dog thinking it was a stray and gave it to a family. The dog belonged to someone and the whole thing ended up in court. In 2004, Mayor Dog Lover was charged with thieving after he stole a dog from a shelter, because he said the bitch wasn't getting proper treatment.
Mayor Pat's heart is in the right place even though his brain fucking isn't!



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Submitted by ss794 on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 10:18pm.
Brownsville is a crooked town. There have been several law enforcement officers killed over the years by the Mexican drug cartel.
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Bull Shit! This is all propaganda! All made up shit! I live in Brownsville. I know what the hell goes on in my town. Just two weeks ago when we were celebrating are yearly Charo's days holiday CNN or fox news reported that there was a shooting during our parade connected to the Mexican drug cartel and that was total bull. I don't know why they keep making shit up about Brownsville but this is just not true at all. All the cops I hear about getting killed by the drug cartel are Mexican cops from Matamoros. That is right across our border, a 15 min drive away.
Submitted by ss794 on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 10:18pm.
Brownsville is a crooked town. There have been several law enforcement officers killed over the years by the Mexican drug cartel.
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Bull Shit! This is all propaganda! All made up shit! I live in Brownsville. I know what the hell goes on in my town. Just two weeks ago when we were celebrating are yearly Charo's days holiday CNN or fox news reported that there was a shooting during our parade connected to the Mexican drug cartel and that was total bull. I don't know why they keep making shit up about Brownsville but this is just not true at all. All the cops I hear about getting killed by the drug cartel are Mexican cops from Matamoros. That is right across our border, a 15 min drive away.
Brownsville is a crooked town. There have been several law enforcement officers killed over the years by the Mexican drug cartel.
Submitted by leonard mckelvey on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 9:29pm.
They need to lock mayor Pat in a padded room. The dog didn't greet him because he wasn't expecting mayor pat to show up on his balcony.
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THAT DOG WAS SUNNING HIMSELF WITHOUT SPF 30!!!! That mayor rescued that dog from wrinkles, sun spots and the potential for skin cancer. What have you done to save a bitch lately? Huh? Thought so...;-)
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They need to lock mayor Pat in a padded room. The dog didn't greet him because he wasn't expecting mayor pat to show up on his balcony.
He is a really sexy and hot guy..It seems that he has a personal account at a millionaire&celebrity dating club 'R ich k iss.c om' with his pictures and blog. He is so popular there. I hope I were him, thus I can date those hot girls there...LOL
Crazy guy!I just feel a little strange that someone is keeping saying some celebrities and rich men joined the famous affairs site *******sugarbabymeet. c o m.. Did you notice that? absolutely a rumor!
Pity the woman with the dog on the balcony didn't blow him off the ladder with a shotgun.
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I live in Brownsville. If you were to watch our City Commission meetings, which are broadcast live, you would see that the Mayor transforms into "King Pat" in the commission chambers and expects all to bow down to him. The rest of the commissioners are not much better. It is kind of like a Kangaroo Court. It is quite embarrassing for the citizens of our community which actually has a lot of positives going for it as well.
A down to earth, honest to God, good politician! hope he does not get sent to D.C., they will destroy him
Mayor Patdorable! Setting the example to all mayors.
Nice to know people like him exist. Especially down by the border. This is a racist statement but whatever, whenever I've gone to Mexico (by the border) I've noticed they can be fucking rude to animals. Dogs just be walking the street, starving to death and people will just kick them out of the way or try to run them over. This probably happens everywhere but I've noticed it more frequently the further south I've gone (Eagle Pass Laredo, Brownsville).
On Topic, my mum had this best friend when I was younger and I remember once we were driving along when all of a sudden she stopped and pulled over. Turns out she saw some dog on a second story balcony with no shade and no water. So she got out, started banging on this person's door and when the guy answered she cursed him out. It was embarassing but if you knew this women this was the kind of stuff she always did. Animal lover but a nutter.
which bitch is witch?
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Mayor Pat rocks! Why in the hell would you let your dog out on a balcolny?
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Love this guy. Plus what was the bitch doing sitting in her kitchen while her dog was stuck hanging off the balcony?
On the way to work once I saw a cat in the street that didn't move out of the way, so I got out and it still was just kinda slowly walking along. I picked it up thinking it was an injured and/or stray..then the owner came out of the house saying it was their cat.
I guess he was just really old and insisted on being let outside.
Still was dangerous for him to be in the street like that...
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This is my kind of man FUCK YEAH!
I'm about to steal this awesome dog two streets over that the "owner" let's roam around with no supervison or ID tag that is always standing in the middle of the road. As someone who has worked in animal rescue for over 11 years, let me tell you that MOST people don't deserve to have a pet.
...I love this guy!....at least he's not sitting on his ass pretending he's doing something like my mayor...
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Excuse me, but... the TV STATION CALLED THE MAYOR because they saw the dog "in danger"? Sounds like they knew if they did this, they'd get some crazy-ass news footage. They totally set his crazy ass up. They were yanking his chain and egging him on. (Like we used to do with this "slow" girl at school. She LOVED that show "Airwolf" and sometimes just for kicks the girls would start talking shit about Airwolf, saying that they heard the actor was gay or that the show stunk or was going to be cancelled. Just to wind her up and watch her go... Not nice.)
Any decent human being seeing an animal in "distress" would have called Animal Control or the fire department or something. Not the fucking MAYOR.
Pammy Anderson needs to pack up her ingrown nips and titty bags and hop the next flight to Brownsville. Match made in PETA heaven.
If he thought the dog was a stray then the dog wasn't being well taken care of. Period.
his heart's in the right place?! really mk? if you go soft who will we have left?
haha! what a fuck up! good intentions but, shall we say, overly dramatic?
i'm thinking borderline personality disorder here
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Submitted by ifeelunhappy on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 12:45pm.
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ask your therapist. And then learn proper English. Or the opposite. But don't forget to go fuck yourself.
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Wow I know a Hot Slut. Well not really know them but I am from Brownsville. Yay for Brownsville and their crazy inhabitants.
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 11:09am.
I don't know what I would do if the fucking mayor just all of a sudden busted into my kitchen. WTF??
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I guess I'd tell him to get the f*ck out of my kitchen, or I go off on him Dirty Harry style.
I deleted my post, I just remember this person's s.o.sometimes reads Dlisted.
Its nice to know some people do care. I am from Brownsville and lived there from '64-89 and now live in the upper Rio Grande Valley. This is from KRGV-TV;
Forty thousand animals pass through the Upper Valley Humane Society each year. Of that 40,000, 37,000 are euthanized.
They used to burn the animals after they had been euthanized. But because there were so many animals, the incinerator would often break down. It became too expensive to keep fixing the incinerator.
So for the past two and a half years, the euthanized animals have been transported to the Edinburg landfill. They're dumped into trenches that are 20 yards in length. In the short two and a half years since the animals have been taken to the landfill, it has become the graveyard for more than 100,000 animals. Direct from the local tv station. This is only from the upper part of the valley.
http://www.krgv.com/content/news/investigations/story/Three-Days-To-Live...
LMMFAO!
That dog rescue is just too fucking funny.
I don't know what I would do if the fucking mayor just all of a sudden busted into my kitchen. WTF??
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I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
Aside from misguided intentions, his real sin is failure to delegate. Brownsville already has a fire dept and animal rescue society. The voters elected a mayor, not a surrogate animal rescuer.
LOLOLOLol!He needs a cape and a super hero letter on his George Lopez looookin Assss! Gooood Moooornin , what the hell are you doing in my Kitchen? What? You want my Rude, ungrateful cats that flip me off everytime I turn my back? and wait till i get in the shower to run in the bathroom with me and fill their catbox with toxic catshit? and yer comin in for em NOW?!? no matter what? so help ya?
Alright then.
Hells bells, LORETTA!
the road to hell is paved with good intentions...so they say...
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nice ass...when does it open?
Aw, I love him. He's lucky he didn't get shot in that kitchen, I mean, it's Texas.
Mornin D's! ... Best HSOTD ever ... I love this guy.. and he cracks me up! Act first, think later ... a motto I can really relate to. Now that was downright cheery!
ps) Happy Daylight Savings time ya'll. I am happy nowwwww
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I'd be pissed if he gave my dog away.
wow, i live an hour away from there and I've never heard of this guy. I'll be sure not to take my dog when I'm there.
yeah! something is actually happening in Brownsville
Wow, my family is from Brownsville need to ask for more facts about this dude.
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Not sure I want a mayor who acts before he thinks (repeatedly) but agree he has good intentions.
He'd calm down if he was neutered.
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A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.
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Blame the retarded t.v station. Mayor Pat was just trying to do a good thing. In a world where animal cruelty is the norm, my hat's off to crazy Mayor Pat.
Team Mayor Pat! Rah Rah! Goooooooo Pat!
"Mayor Pat's heart is in the right place even though his brain fucking isn't!"
Hahahahaha, most of the time it's his heart was in the right place even though his peen wasn't.