Let This Be A Lesson

Fly, you might be onto something there. Perhaps Hermaphrote is trying to let us in on its little secret. Shhhhhh!

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"Let's play leapfrog. You stick it in and see how far you can jump over my head."

Ten to one she drinks the Wynona Ryder Kook-Aid and blows herself up at Harrods.

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"Let's play leapfrog. You stick it in and see how far you can jump over my head."

This reminds me of my teenage years, getting drunk and thinking you're so deep writing shit on yourself. (Sigh...wait til your real problems kick in kids!)

I can just imagine Herm- I mean Emma whining about how the WHOLE world thinks she's HERMIONE and how she doesn't know who she IS! And her friends wrote that "BE EMMA" shit to help her out. Oh boo hoo millionairess.

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Help me!

She is such a cuttie.I saw her photos at billlionaire personals site"""""""""""A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s . COM""""""""" last week. It is said she is already in relationship with a young billlionaire on that site now.

BE EMMA...I guess whoever wrote it couldn't fit...
NOT SELF ABSORBED TWIT-IOT!

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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.

I see she has found drugs...watch the spiral downward....Harry Potter and the land of crackwhores

xoxox

The war isn't working.

Farrah:

I'm here!

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"You can get it doggy-style or you can get it laying on your side. Those are your only choices. This is my house and I get the say."

Nice crack eyes.

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you can probably have a more reasonable conversation with a fucking burnt rutabaga than with that bag of crazy.--MK

she is such a cutie,, there are so many fans of her on a rich dating club
www.daterichsingles.com

i like her ....and her movie

WOw, without makeup she looks like a 13 year old boy.

And Korupsi... in the words of Nick Cave "People just ain't no good...."

"now you all have numbers, so we're going to do this alphabetically"

Pssssht....FBH her already, it's OBVIOUS!...NEXT!
FBH= Future BloHan....

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 6:39pm.

Hysteria: Tee hee. I had shoplifted it earlier that day, too, so I didn't even feel bad about wasting it on some guy's foot. It was a really pretty orangey-red with gold shimmer.

I would NEVER shoplift as an adult. It's really true that teenagers' brains are generally incapable of good judgment sometimes.

Channel nail polish is $18.00 per bottle.
It's obvious you didn't give a shit, about the product, to use it in such a manner.
You're an immature idiot. No "Tee Hee" about it.
When people shoplift, the rest of us, pay for it.
You're a simple, thieving, low-life.......

Aw. I love little Emma! I cannot help but love the little kids from HP series! I had to watch these kids grow up as my nephew is the same age and these movies were opening day must sees.

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Hekki,

...thanks again for alerting me about "The Angelmakers".....I've got it taped but haven't watched it yet - I want Mr. Mahaatma to watch it with me and he's dragging his feet so far - it worries him....I love it that it worries him....
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Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 6:39pm.
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Weirdest thing is, I know of more adults who shoplift. But eh, 3 to 1 isn't that great of a ratio.

Anyways, I wonder what the story behind this was. I love Emma!
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...

Submitted by Keane on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 3:41pm.

If only his mind was as quick as his reflexes, the world would be a much safer place.

Hysteria: Tee hee. I had shoplifted it earlier that day, too, so I didn't even feel bad about wasting it on some guy's foot. It was a really pretty orangey-red with gold shimmer.

I would NEVER shoplift as an adult. It's really true that teenagers' brains are generally incapable of good judgment sometimes.

Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 2:36pm.
One time I painted "I LOVE MEN" on a guy's bare foot with Chanel nail polish at a house party. I felt bad about it later, but at the time, it was the hardest I'd ever laughed in my life.

I also painted his toenails.
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ahaahahaa! that was a good one, Chanel no less!

great revenge: draw a mouse face in permanent ink on the top assholes my on shit list

;))

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For a split second I thought is said, "Be Elvis"

Now how much cooler would that have been?

wino forever ;p

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
is
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1125351/

Submitted by xerquina on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 2:19pm.
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and it does it with every annoying ad! in case you wanna see a video, just click on it and say "yes".
Isn't it awesome?? Sheeps gave us the advice. Viva la Sheeps!
ps: whenever you wanna see something, just click on the tiny NoScript sign, it will allow you to temporally watch something!
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Happy Birthday, in your kingdom by the sea..

One time I painted "I LOVE MEN" on a guy's bare foot with Chanel nail polish at a house party. I felt bad about it later, but at the time, it was the hardest I'd ever laughed in my life.

I also painted his toenails.

Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 2:05pm.

As a Dlisted HWORE in publicist mode, me has been doing tours promoting "TigerLilly Exposed."
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*shoves microphone in face*
FLASH FLASH *cameras shoved in face* FLASHY FLASH FLASH

Socky - can you tell your fan base what role you played in the downfall of Tigerlilly? It's rumoured your additctions contributed to her repeated relapses and ultimate whoredom.

Comment?

*flash flash*

.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.

Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...

Submitted by Farrah on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 1:26pm.

Submitted by xerquina on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 1:04pm.

RE: Kardasses: Use Mozilla Firefox and install NoScript. No more gigantic asses, Fartso Hilton, etc... Free and very easy to use!
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THANK YOU!!!

She has SamRo face.

Submitted by TITS on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 1:45pm.
SOCKY! Where ya been?

ot - that poor girl, all that money and she can't afford a proper tattoo.
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As a Dlisted HWORE in publicist mode, me has been doing tours promoting "TigerLilly Exposed."

ON T: Ugly little troll.

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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008

Bitch needs to eat something.

ps. How long until this Kardashian shit is off the site? It's killing my eyes. And my heart.

SOCKY! Where ya been?

ot - that poor girl, all that money and she can't afford a proper tattoo.

.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.

Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...

Ha ha ha Sock-Monkey! You're as cuddly as ever!

As to Emma, I'm not sure what kind of weirdness this is. Well, young adults do weird stuff. I'm too old to relate!

Submitted by Green Is Good on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 1:24pm.
Hi, Sock-Monkey!
I got some nice tasty dryer sheets for ya! And the good kind. *Bounce*! None of that cheap ass store brand shizz!
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*jumping off top of hamper into your arms* *sock monkey hugs & smooches* Hi! *deep sniff* mmmmmm...me lurves Bounce!!

ON T: Bitch needs to change hair products.

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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008

I loved her in Mad Max.

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@ZiggyStardust:

I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i

Submitted by Morrissey on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 1:13pm.

Submitted by devilgirl on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 12:51pm.
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that's why i didn't do anything about it. i've a feeling if i reacted, i'd get the blame somehow. furthermore, it's my half-sister's big day. although i sense that this marriage won't be her only one, i truly hope that she'll be happy anyway.

Submitted by Green Is Good on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 1:08pm.
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she's a sweet girl. i always wonder which of her ancestors' wayward genes got caught up in her body, because no one else in her family is that nice.

Submitted by Mother Superior on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 1:12pm.
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thank you very much. usually, i run to let off the steam but since it's getting dark, i've to postpone.

i'm not the artsy type though, so, i can't be creative much.

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That's not a drunked out Julia Roberts?!

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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.

http://www.myspace.com/triston

Submitted by xerquina on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 1:04pm.

RE: Kardasses: Use Mozilla Firefox and install NoScript. No more gigantic asses, Fartso Hilton, etc... Free and very easy to use!
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www.poe200th.com
Happy Birthday, in your kingdom by the sea..

Hi, Sock-Monkey!

I got some nice tasty dryer sheets for ya! And the good kind. *Bounce*! None of that cheap ass store brand shizz!

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WISH GRANTED! >:)
myspace.com/draya23

Submitted by Morrissey on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 1:13pm.

WHERE ARE YOU??? i need to ask you a question!
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Happy Birthday, in your kingdom by the sea..

Hey, I was only saying what I would have done to the creepy bastard and that is just me.

Wow. She's an ugly little bitch. *shrug*

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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008

Submitted by devilgirl on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 12:51pm.

Submitted by korupsi on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 12:44pm.

Wow, I am sorry you have had to endure that. People, as we all know, suck

I cannot believe your 1/2 sister's douche bag husband did that to you! What a scum bag. He was trying to be friendly alright, but not in a good way! I would have slapped him across the face and outed him myself.
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@korupsi, your sister is in for a world of heartache with a cad like that.

@devilgirl: that's a etiquette land mine right there. Do you call out the cad and ruin the wedding for the bride? Or just stick a fork in the cad's balls?

Hmmmmm..... The 2nd option would be more satisfying, but that's me. Emily Post would NOT approve! Ha ha!

EDIT: I'm with Morrissey on this one.

i'd like to write my name on her chest, but a "sharpie" means something diffent to me...and it don't squirt ink.

http://www.alistz.net

Submitted by devilgirl on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 12:51pm.
Submitted by korupsi on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 12:44pm.

Wow, I am sorry you have had to endure that. People, as we all know, suck

I cannot believe your 1/2 sister's douche bag husband did that to you! What a scum bag. He was trying to be friendly alright, but not in a good way! I would have slapped him across the face and outed him myself.

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NO. That would've big time only hurt herself and turned everyone against her. I've seen these situations. It's best to play it cool, because it sounds like people would just believe him anyway, and act like SHE did something. He sounds like some white piece of bread who gets away with murder.
It's better to just ignore the dude and try to stay away from him.
Because, as we know, when you out someone like that, at least, someone who is loved by someone close to you, somehow you get the blame yourself instead, eventually!

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Submitted by korupsi on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 12:44pm.

I'm sorry you had such an awful time in Edingburgh.
The only thing that keeps me going is that I believe in Karma, may it be bad or good.

You father's family may be well off, but they obviously lack the big heart that you and your mum seem to have.
Try to take all the disappointment and anger of the past and turn it into something good. Be creative...I don't know.....let it out!

Big hug from London to Bristol
xxx

*jump the gun*

Submitted by korupsi on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 12:44pm.
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At least it seems your 1/2 sister is okay. That's a good thing.

this trick looks familiar...

off topic: i think i'm gonna go mad if these kardashian adverts don't go awaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

Someone should have drawn some tits on her chest.

Submitted by korupsi on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 12:44pm.

Wow, I am sorry you have had to endure that. People, as we all know, suck

I cannot believe your 1/2 sister's douche bag husband did that to you! What a scum bag. He was trying to be friendly alright, but not in a good way! I would have slapped him across the face and outed him myself.

Submitted by devilgirl on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 11:45am.

Ahhhh, men actually do that? How nice. Good for him
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Thorni? he's the gent of gents!

@ESE: your have the mind of a gutter. That's why we luuuuvs you!! viva la (R.I.P) Night Crew!
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Happy Birthday, in your kingdom by the sea..

she obviously wants us to see that mess. maybe it's a plea for help. or posing as rebellious youth

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my blonde, 20 years old younger half-sister got married last Saturday. if i weren't her maid of honour, i would gladly skip her wedding altogether. i really can't stand my father's family and that includes my father.

you see, my mama is from Jakarta, Indonesia. my parents met in a hotel in Jakarta where my mom worked as a cleaning lady and my father was on a holiday trip. within a few weeks of their first meeting, they got married. my mama said their marriage was rocky from the start because his very rich family (my father is English) disapproved heartily of her. my father was still a med student and my mama was barely 18 at that time.

needless to say, since their marriage couldn't be saved anymore, they agreed to get a divorce. but by then, she was already pregnant with me. my father stayed until i was months old. they divorced after that and shortly then, he married his parents' friends' daughter.

when i was growing up, my father tried to be there for us as often as he could. he even paid for my mama's education. but his wife always interferes. you see, for as long as i can remember, they treated us like we were second-class citizens. my father always invited us to spend holidays with his new family but after one Christmas when his wife and my grandmother deliberately made us invisible (no presents, we weren't called when dinner was served, that kind of thing), we stopped our visits.

i know my father is trying his best, but it's just painful to see the way they treat my mama and me too. my half-siblings can get what they want, when the two of us have to pinch pennies sometimes. i'm their blood relation too, so why can't i get even half of what they have?

not only that, even after 2 degrees and a master, my mama is still the victim of racism, not only from his family but from almost everyone we've met. sometimes, people pinch their noses when my mother is walking by and once, someone struck her with something hard and she walked almost 2 miles to our home with her bleeding forehead because no one offered her a hand. she still suffers concusion from that incident. the racism has lessened over the years, but it hasn't gone completely.

my half-sister is the only one from his family who tries to make contact with us. she visits us often in Bristol and i'm mightily glad for that because i always wanted a sister. maybe she wanted to make up for what her family does to us. maybe it was purely pity that prompted her to make me her maid of honour.

if not for her, and my mama's promise to give me 200 pound for each day i spent in Edinburgh, believe me, i'd rather be dead than go there. but the days following the wedding is another thing entirely. not only that, the place has no internet connection, so, i spent my days following my sister around like a dog because everyone just ignored me.

i can't tell my mama about this, because she's worried enough when i told her my half-sister's new husband was making passes at me. he even squeezed my thigh when we were eating dinner. i don't know if he was trying to be friendly or what, but i'm pretty sure that thigh-squeezing is not in the book of etiquette.

wow, that's a long rant.
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Someone on the site is adve rtisi ng for "C e l e b m i n g l e. C 0 M ", I have just read the news on the rich women seeking soulma te club that "C e l e b m i n g l e. C 0 M " advertis ers you need to stop! This is a controvercial site for high quali ty sing le s!!

she needs some sun and medium well burger to get some color in her cheeks...
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nice ass...when does it open?