Dancing With The Nobody Who Got Her Ass Dumped On National Television
The term "star" means absolutely fucking nothing to the producers of Dancing with the Has-Beens. This shit show needs to change their name to Dancing with the WHO THE FUCK IS THAT?! Because apparently Melissa, the ho who got her ass dumped by that troll Jason on The Bachelor, has replaced Nancy O'Dell. As you might know, Nancy had to quit that bitch because her knee pulled a Tony Harding on itself.
A source tells People that 25-year-old Melissa Rycroft started rehearsing just a few days ago. She will dance during Monday's premiere. Yeah, and I'm sure she'll be laid up in the hospital by Tuesday morning after the voodoo witch CHERYL BURKE gets a hold of her.
Hugh Hefner's former concubine Holly Madison is also expected to shake her plastic titty sacks tomorrow night in place of Jewel, who also busted her knee.
If Melissa shoved the entire Orion constellation up her ass, she still wouldn't be worthy enough to be called a star. Come the fuck on. If they were going to choose a bitch from that fake ass show, they should've gone with Stephanie. Fuck, even Stephanie's gorgeous eyebrows are more deserving than Melissa.
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She's a beautiful woman.She's so gorgeous. I love her. I saw her profile with photos and videos at ___S e e k r i c h . c o m___ I also found her blog there.It's said that she's seeking for a rich man to be the BF ? Is that ture ???
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 11:10pm.
*turns around, shows change dispenser*
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eeww! *steals some change* ... *runs away*
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 11:03pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 10:57pm.
hehe. *hands over sweaty dollars*... *keeps the 50c cause tv got nowhere to store it*
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*turns around, shows change dispenser*
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 10:57pm.
hehe. *hands over sweaty dollars*... *keeps the 50c cause tv got nowhere to store it*
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 10:52pm.
Thanks for the pole polishing, that'll be another 2.50.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 10:40pm.
See, look TV, what'd I tellya? *chomping on fat bratwurst, pocketing a cool 2 bucks*... you made fiddy cent right here just puttin' you sexay out on DListed, so GET TO WORK YOU WHORE!!! *throwing TV a new pair of tighty whiteys...*...*snapping tiger fingers*...
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*polishes pole*... *grabs camera*... *gets $1 bills together*... *fires up photoshop*
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 10:30pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 10:18pm.
Now, now, don't sell yourself short, TV, I've seen the $$$ that gets packed in your whitey tighties when the Baptist covention is in town...I think you can make a go of it....
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You got pictures?
*hands tiger $2.50 and some Bratwurst*
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See, look TV, what'd I tellya? *chomping on fat bratwurst, pocketing a cool 2 bucks*... you made fiddy cent right here just puttin' you sexay out on DListed, so GET TO WORK YOU WHORE!!! *throwing TV a new pair of tighty whiteys...*...*snapping tiger fingers*...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 10:18pm.
Now, now, don't sell yourself short, TV, I've seen the $$$ that gets packed in your whitey tighties when the Baptist covention is in town...I think you can make a go of it....
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You got pictures?
*hands tiger $2.50 and some Bratwurst*
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 10:18pm.
I'm Irish. There's extra space.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 10:12pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 10:04pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 9:32pm.
Shouldn't she be dancing on a pole somewhere near LaGuardia Airport?
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Shouldn't we all????
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Well, yeah, but then I'll need a second job.
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Now, now, don't sell yourself short, TV, I've seen the $$$ that gets packed in your whitey tighties when the Baptist covention is in town...I think you can make a go of it....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 10:04pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 9:32pm.
Shouldn't she be dancing on a pole somewhere near LaGuardia Airport?
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Shouldn't we all????
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Well, yeah, but then I'll need a second job.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 9:32pm.
Shouldn't she be dancing on a pole somewhere near LaGuardia Airport?
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Shouldn't we all????
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 9:32pm.
Shouldn't she be dancing on a pole somewhere near LaGuardia Airport?
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Hi, TV. I don't know about LaGuardia, but she'll probably be dancing on her future geriatric husband's grave.
Shouldn't she be dancing on a pole somewhere near LaGuardia Airport?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Woah, this bitch was a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader? Wow.
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I actually like her. I bet she does pretty good too since she was a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader, she has to be able to dance somewhat good to be able to do that.
Submitted by girl_cheese on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 6:21pm.
*said with the understanding that I live with my head in the dirty mind toilet and am quite a character myself*
Boy cheese=dick cheese=EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW even worse!
Although cute. I did have quite a problem speaking when I was young (still do... don't ask me to pronounce specific) and I ran around declaring that there was a tomato warning in effect.
*shimmies*
lizardbits, actually my name is a play on grilled cheese samich. One of my little friends REFUSED a girl cheese sandwich one day, saying he wanted boy cheese, not girl cheese. He still insists that it's girl cheese, NOT grilled cheese and is quite indignant about it. He's a character. Only boy cheese samiches for him.
for some reason, it made me laugh sittin here thinking about the old folks and what not going'
WHATS THIS SHOW?
dANCING WITH THE STARS.
Who the hell is that?
, thats the chick from that batchelor show
, what show?
the batchelor show.
what show is that?
the show where they have to get picked to date the batchelor.
well who is the batchelor?
well he isnt anybody.
then why do they want to date him then?
so they can be famous.
sO iS SHE FAMOUS?
NO. sHE DIDNT EVEN GET PICKED.
Hells bells, LORETTA!
hope she wins.
Who cares! Big deal, so what! I don't hate her just because she isn't a so-called 'star'! That show is lame as hell anyway. Good on her for chasing her 15 minutes. That Jason Mesnick was an immature, fickle, cold hearted bastard for dumping her on TV. What an A-class asshole that prick was.
Goodluck Melissa. Enjoy fame while it lasts.
it's Tanya Harding, not Tony Harding
Submitted by girl_cheese on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 4:16pm.
mmm... pancakes... I'm hungry again... except your name has now totally grossed me out.
And let's face it, all. This is part of CHERYL BURKE's plan to become the biggest star of Dancing with the stars. I mean it all makes sense! If she kills off everybody else, it'll be DANCING WITH MOPHEAD!!!
UglySexy im tryin to figure out your links? help me out k?
Hells bells, LORETTA!
What is that she's laying in? Pancake batter?
Ok, since the overpaid people that are supposed to supply us with episodes of fresh material refuse to do so...I propose we reminisce.
my fave all time Goren moment de vomitous was when he walked into the morgue where a corpse was presented to look as if it was covered in huge bible day Job like pustules, and tho we later found out that they were fake pustules filled with glycerin lotion, for all intensive purposes it looked like good ole pus and damn if he didnt sniff and taste it , OH yes he DID!
GoooooGoren Dah, Dong!
Hells bells, LORETTA!
"If Melissa shoved the entire Orion constellation up her ass, she still wouldn't be worthy enough to be called a star."
Okay, and I have snorted and choked on my drink before I could stop myself! This site is dangerous when I first wake up.
Some people just want all their dirty laundry out there
skidmarks and all ;p
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
is
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1125351/
the other day, Nancy O'Dell was on her stupid show talking about her injury (The TV happened to be on that channel and I was too damn lazy to dig the remote out of wherever the kids had hidden it).
It was pitiful. And hilarious. She was saying that her daughter was sad that she wouldn't be on the show because her daughter loves seeing her mommy dance or some stupid shit like that. I was LOL.
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Submitted by devilgirl on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 2:29pm.
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Thanks...I'll have to give those a try. Someone told me "My Name Is Earl" is good. But I get enough white trash when I have to deal with my husband's ex and her boyfriend.
Off Topic: I hate my router for this laptop! I could't reply to you and I timed out while having a flush playing poker on-line! Dang it all!
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That sucks!
Earl used to be funny the first two seasons but I no longer watch it. Like you said, if you already have white trash to deal with, you may not want to watch Earl.
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 2:46pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 2:35pm.
Is it called L & O?
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Law and Order UK.
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Well that makes sense. I am not always the brightest bulb in the 4pk box.
Submitted by devilgirl on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 2:29pm.
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Thanks...I'll have to give those a try. Someone told me "My Name Is Earl" is good. But I get enough white trash when I have to deal with my husband's ex and her boyfriend.
Off Topic: I hate my router for this laptop! I could't reply to you and I timed out while having a flush playing poker on-line! Dang it all!
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Chastity: I love Goren, too. When he does stuff like sniff the dead body, I go nuts. LOVE L&O: CI. Love it.
Submitted by devilgirl on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 2:35pm.
Is it called L & O?
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Law and Order UK.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
I'm glad I don't watch this show.
They are really scraping the bottom of the barrel with the "talent"...oh I mean "stars".
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The world is going nuts:
One dead in southern Illinois church shooting
Posted: March 8, 2009 12:19 PM
MARYVILLE, Ill. (AP) -- A hospital spokeswoman in a community in Illinois says one person has arrived dead from a church where a shooting reportedly occurred.
Natalie Head of Anderson Hospital in Maryville says two other people transferred from First Maryville Baptist Church were wounded in the suburb of St. Louis, Mo.
Illinois State Police Lt. Scott Compton confirms that there was a shooting in a Maryville church. The St. Louis Post-Dispatch and KDSK-TV Channel 5 of St. Louis say the shooting occurred at the First Baptist Church in Maryville.
The Post-Dispatch also says the suspected attacker is in custody.
Maryville is about 20 miles northeast of St. Louis.
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The pastor was shot to death, the shooter tried to slit his own throat and then was wrestled to the ground, stabbing other church goers!
Submitted by devilgirl on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 2:23pm.
I've never seen Sisto in anything but L&O. I'm a late bloomer! L&O will have been on 20 years if they pick it up next season.
The reality shows I watch are Dominick Dunne, American Justice, 48 Hours Mystery, The Investigators. Things like that. I cannot stand things like American Idol, Project Runway, Survivor, and don't get me started on things like the Kardashians or Simple Life.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 2:30pm.
Haha! Really?! I will probably have to resort to trying to get it beamed over here in order to have some decent shows to watch.
Is it called L & O?
Submitted by devilgirl on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 2:23pm.
I just found out there's a law and order uk! The theme music is different but they have the same DUN dun noise. First ep was good.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
Submitted by Am on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 2:22pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 2:06pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 2:00pm.
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Is L&O the only scripted show out there worth watching? I moved on to reality shows (Proj Run, Survivor, Top Chef) just avoid reruns.
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I like Criminal Minds, The Mentalist and The Unit on CBS as well as L & O, but there are few shows that are any good any more. I also watch the 3 shows you mentioned. I hope Project Runway doesn't get all cheap and cheesy on Lifetime now that it has moved there.
The problem with L & O is that they only make like 8 of them and then show them 100 times.
Another show I really like is Fringe on ABC, but they only do like 4 shows and then go on hiatus for 4-6 weeks. It started in October (I think) and went on hiatus before Christmas. Then it came back for 4 episodes and is now off until April. I watch a lot of the series that are on AMC, HBO and Showtime.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 2:09pm.
I have a hard time thinking they would actually cancel L & O but then again, I never thought NBC would keep Kath and Kim running either (worst show EVER!).
I guess we will all find out next season. I am sure if NBC would cancel L & O, another network, be it CBS, ABC or some cable station would pick it up. It has been on of NBC's best performers for what, 17-18 years?! Not that I liked Scrubs, but ABC picked that show up when NBC axed it. Time will tell. I love Jeremy on L & O. Seems like only yesterday he was Cher's admirer in Clueless!
Submitted by devilgirl on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 2:06pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 2:00pm.
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Is L&O the only scripted show out there worth watching? I moved on to reality shows (Proj Run, Survivor, Top Chef) just avoid reruns.
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Sun, 03/08/2009 -
@Socky--termites really "bug" me.
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I'm afraid of bugs, meself! Scariest bug to me?...roaches. If they show up in a movie or on TV, I freak! BF thinks it's hilarious. I'm obsessive when it comes to having the Orkin man over to our house.
ON T: "Dancing with the Devil" should be the name of this show. You know ALL these bitches sold their soul & sucked dick somewhere along the way to so-called fame & fortune.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
It doesn't matter who's on because that media ho of hos on that show is that Julianne Hough er..oh it's now only Julianne....She thinks she's Cher. Now her brother is also going the ho way with being overexposted with his "band". At least Julianne's brother is paired up with L'il Kim, another fellow media ho.
Submitted by devilgirl on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 2:06pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 2:00pm.
Hi Sugaroo! Well it would seem so. They have always been on at 9pm so the kids wouldn't watch them, so if they have Leno on at 9, the only place to put L & O is at 8, which I don't know if they will do!
I am sick of talk shows anyway. They are on all day and now on some stations, all night. Enough of stupid celebs blabbing about their crap movies!
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Hi DG!
I'm East Coast so L&O is on at 10:00. SVU jumped the shark so I don't care, but L&O is still going strong so if this is true, it really pisses me off. L&O is a classic and they're bumping it for fucking Leno, who hasn't been funny in years? That is so wrong. They can't cancel The Sisto! He just got there!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 2:00pm.
Hi Sugaroo! Well it would seem so. They have always been on at 9pm so the kids wouldn't watch them, so if they have Leno on at 9, the only place to put L & O is at 8, which I don't know if they will do!
I am sick of talk shows anyway. They are on all day and now on some stations, all night. Enough of stupid celebs blabbing about their crap movies!
Submitted by devilgirl on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 1:55pm.
Submitted by Am on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 1:51pm.
People really watch this show? And The Bachelor? All these "stars" are G-List at best.
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Do they even make it on a list at all?!
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IMHO, hell no. This show proves you're only as good as your last movie, song, etc. I still don't know why Heather Mills was on there other than waiting for her leg to fall off.
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Submitted by devilgirl on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 1:39pm.
I know I'm late to the party, but does Leno's new show mean Law & Order and all the other NBC shows at 10:00 will go off the air now? IMO, Leno lost his edge YEARS ago and doesn't deserve a new show. And he sure as hell shouldn't be superseding good programming!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by Am on Sun, 03/08/2009 - 1:51pm.
People really watch this show? And The Bachelor? All these "stars" are G-List at best.
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Do they even make it on a list at all?!
They should move this crap-fest to the Roman Coliseum, arm them with swords and let the kill each other. THAT I'd tune in for!