Brit Brit's Pussy Is Hanging Out
Her words not mine! Brit Brit took her ho mime show to Tampa, FL last night and while she was offstage changing into one of her day-shift stripper outfits, she was heard saying, "MAH PUSSY IS HANGING OUT!" This is what a bunch of whores e-mailed to me. I guess the awesome amazing sound guy kind of forgot to turn her mic off. And I guess bitch needs her mic on to say shit like, "Haaaaaay (insert city name here)! I love y'all!", because it's not like she uses it to sing stuff live.
If Brit Brit's pussay was hanging out during her show, I'd hate to know how many poor innocent victims it ate up. It's kind of known that her vagina is about 4 feet wide with razor sharp teeth. And she shouldn't worry about her chocha flapping around, because EVERYONE has seen it. We're all old friends with her pussay. We have iced tea and biscuits every Sunday.
This just confirms that no amount of Lexapro can keep a hillbilly from talking about her smilin' snatch. I just hope that if I get to see her ass in New Jersey this weekend, the amazing sound dude will "forget" to turn her mic off again, so she can say shit like, "Mah ass lips is a throbbin'!"
Go on, Brit, keep that pussy out for Chester Cheetah!
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whenever I see this poor, sad clown, I think of this shirt I always see trashy men wear that has a woman dancing on a pole and says, "I Support Single Moms."
She is just horrible...Doesnt she or her people realize she is no Madonna? I really despise Madonna, but she is a calculating business woman & she used to take risks, Brit is just pathetic. I cant believe she has such a dedicated fan base that they pay for this crap. Plus, it isnt difficult to get flexible, you just have to stretch a ton consistently & there you are.
she's thinking "Look everyone, look what I can do! I'm still the sexy thing!" fucking sad
She just doesn't care anymore, does she? Better living through chemistry, I always say, but in Britney's case I'd say the chemistry is turning her body into flabby cheese (to match her brain). Ugh. She's not even vaguely attractive anymore.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 9:34pm.
Smooches dq! How are you?
James Haven is doing well. Been busy with Angie and the kids and also helping Sir Tommy cope with all the mean things the press has been saying about him. If you have noticed Sir Tommy has been keeping a low profile.
He told James Haven over lunch the other day, "James Haven, I am tired of all the naysayers. I have given the American public my heart and they have stomped on it! So they will not see my face until I get some respect".
James Haven wanted to tell Sir Tommy that he would get more respect perhaps, if he didn't wear Spandex. No one likes a grown man in Spandex except for Boy George. But Sir Tommy was paying so who was James Haven to judge?
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No one wants to see where her kids came out.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 4:13pm.
Tom posted this link on "Pink Is The New Blog". Twatney bitching about her beef-jerky curtains hanging out:
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Tom posted this link on "Pink Is The New Blog". Twatney bitching about her beef-jerky curtains hanging out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxhPDpRBv4s&eurl=http://www.breatheheavy....
She looks great!......
For 50.
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Submitted by Chrisantemus on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 3:21pm.
Fall Out Boy had a circus theme too. So did Eminem. It's pretty cliche by now. Then again, her album is called Circus.
Wow! a circus-themed tour! What an original idea!... Oh,wait... Didn't Christina Aguilera have a circus stage in HER last tour???? So much for originality...
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Submitted by johnnysgirl on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 1:39pm.
OK, I have to admit to some jealousy here, because I used to be able to do that but I can't now.
But more importantly - if she's that flexible, why doesn't she use it in her choreography? Why doesn't she do some high kickin or something, instead of just striding back and forth across the stage shaking her weave?
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She only shakes her weave out of necessity, those ticks and fleas aren't gonna dislodge themselves.
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That is some funny shit! I need the audio of this happening haha.
OK, I have to admit to some jealousy here, because I used to be able to do that but I can't now.
But more importantly - if she's that flexible, why doesn't she use it in her choreography? Why doesn't she do some high kickin or something, instead of just striding back and forth across the stage shaking her weave?
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Submitted by lauren917b on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 10:56am.
stop hatin on ms. cheetttooo
jersey is full of crazies right up her ally. She'll fee at home and i will be front and center friday <3
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Who in their right mind would even WANT to be up her alley? You can just leave a mackerel out in the sun for a few days to replicate the stank.
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I can smell it on my special Apple Mac Scratch n Sniff monitor. Why did i scratch ?
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Submitted by lauren917b on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 10:56am.
stop hatin on ms. cheetttooo
jersey is full of crazies right up her ally. She'll fee at home and i will be front and center friday <3
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Um NO. Your wrong. Jersey is NOT full of crazies like Shitney. Jersey is full of people who have enough smarts to make the highest average per household income in the U.S. Which is pretty much the complete opposite of every and anything Shitney knows. Dont ever compare her or her pure insanity to New Jersey again. People like you give Jersey a bad name. She will not feel at home since most of us adults here can read and function like normal human beings. Since your a Shintey fan I am safely assuming that you are one of those girls with ridiculous highlights, a disgusting tanning bed tan, fake nails and you spend your summers down the Jersey shore. Keep making us look like complete morons.
'I know you want to but you cant say yes.'- George Michael.
I'm waiting for the followup story about how the 1st 5 rows were sucked into the void.
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Thanks for yet another beef-jerky curtains shot, Twatney.
Of course, despite multiple costume fittings, she had NO IDEA her twat was hanging out. Apparently, she is that stupid.
You know when the costume designer presented sketches of these costumes, Twatney jumped up and down, shouting "Ahm gonna look sooo purty, y'all!".
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What the hell is up with these costumes? Since when has the crotch-cover part of an outfit been just slim enough to cover a woman's inner labia, clit, and vag opening?! Nevermind about the labia majora?! Like no one's going to know what THAT IS?! NAST-Y!!!
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Since when has Britney ever been concerned about her pussy hanging out?
Where's the ding dang recording, y'all?!
Of course the show's not bad. They spent millions of dollars on talent other than Britney Spears! And I'd rather shoot my own eyeball out with a staple gun than watch the Pussycat Dolls do anything other than die.
i've always been jealous of people who can put their leg up like that
still, that's way too much of Britney to see so early in the morning
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Korupsi: Perez is a taped segment just before the "Circus" begins. Prior to the show there are acrobats, jugglers, clowns, etc... on loan from Big Apple Circus. There are 3 stages, one large center stage (my seats were directly in front of the center state), smaller stages to the left and right. Pussycat Dolls is the opening act. Besides the obvious lip syn - the show is not bad you guys, seriously. I know its fun to "rip" on the girl, but dang, everyone deserves a re-do. Peace and love to you all :-) P.S. Perez "Sell-Out" Hilton has just posted this - so MK - you beat that loser! You go! I suppose PH will now put out a T-shirt with "My P____ is Hanging Out/Save Britney" LOL
Yeah, the mic was "accidentally" left on. It was probably turned on just for that planned remark. She thinks everyone is eager to see more of her beav. At her concerts, she sells, CD's, souvenir programs, t-shirts, and beer/frap mugs with her pussay emblazed. What? No gravy boat?
The Madonna of the Bad Diet.
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stop hatin on ms. cheetttooo
jersey is full of crazies right up her ally. She'll fee at home and i will be front and center friday <3
She is concerned NOW of exposing her twat??? We've already seen it over nine times.
*rolls eyes*
She is trash.
Jersey has enough problems. It does not need an invasion by this mouth breathing ditch pig. UGH!
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
Between Vadge's black lion's mane and Pammie's display of her astonishing nipples, there isn't much left for BritBrit to do.
Thats why I love Brit Brit. She is the essence of class. I hope to one day possess as much class and grace as she has in just one of her lee press on nailed pinky.
I'm seriously laughing at my desk at your comments. I'm so glad I'm not the only one who hates the tongue-action. If she wants people to believe she is really singing live, she needs to stop with that shit. And thank you Stoney for pointing out her Sequoyah legs! She's got one of those bodies where she has a long torso and short legs. So unattractive. How did this bitch become famous?
she is gorgeous, i d like to share this news with my friends on a rich dating club named www.daterichsingles.com
I can't believe there are people (and lots of them) who actually pay to see so much white trashiness. It's beyond me.
ubmitted by Meeshie on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 9:28am.
You know what drives me insane about Brit in "concert"? The way she overdoes her lip-synching. She over-uses her tongue.
I know, she's always done that...in "Baby one more time" I wanted to punch her so badly, her tongue was so annoying...but she prolly thinks it's "sexy".
That position is actually a pretty amazing feat for her considering how short those tree trunks are she calls legs. By the way, yes, I could do that a few years ago back when I was still dancing.
Submitted by Meeshie on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 9:28am.
You know what drives me insane about Brit in "concert"? The way she overdoes her lip-synching. She over-uses her tongue. No one's tongue comes out of their mouth when they speak, let alone sing. Yet she has her flapping all over her teeth and lips. Does this bother anyone else? She reminds me of the talentless whores on the dance team in High School.
Woooorrrd. But we're just jellus h8rs, cuz it's soooo sexaaayy. It's like she's trying to make it like a sexual fantasy what she's gonna do to you with that tongue.... ooooooh, floppin' all over her mouf.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 9:25am.
ok how many of you whores can get in that position, Imma'bout to break mah neck over here at my desk....
Hee hee, not me. I won't front.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
I heard Perez just has a pre-recorded segment at the beginning of the show. Daddy Spears definitely bought him out. He used to tear her to shreds and now he thinks she has talent and her tour is amazing? Uh-huh. Seems like the Spears machine has left no rock unturned in the PR department for this fuckery. She just publicly gave a $100,000 to a children's hospital, photographed there with the sick kiddies and all. Um, if you're not using those kids for PR for your fucking tour, then you donate anonymously. So pathetic.
*sees right through Larry Rudolph's bullshit*
Submitted by Kandykane on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 10:02am.
I wonder if it stinks as bad as her stage act?
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lol!
snowy, i dreamt about it last night. i have a feeling he'll do something unconventional though.
that Perez has no shame whatsoever. can he even sing?
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Just when you think Monday morning can't get any worse....
She needs to close both gaping maws.
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Good morning, skanks. It's Monday already, blech.
OT: Shitney was probably just pissed cuz she forgot to wear her period panties. I mean, really- just like it's been said over and over since when does SHE care?
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
I wonder if it stinks as bad as her stage act?
sheeps: I work for a law firm, surrounded by your kind....agh!!! LOL
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 8:55am.
Between the awful pose and the demented look in her soul-less eyes I figure she's about one minute away from a lockdown in the looney bin.
anyone else hear the crazy train starting up?
CHOO!!! CHOOOOOOO!!!!
How fitting that the only sounds to come out of this "singer's" mouth during her show are comments about her junk hanging out.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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