No Coachella For Wino
Well, I can put my coochie cutters away, because I won't need them to woo (or scare off) truckers so they can take me to Indio, CA. There's no reason to go anymore now that Amy Wino is officially not bringing her heroin shimmy to Coachella next month. The Wino has been banned from entering the US, because...well....because she's Amy Wino. Her spokeswhore told People that she's not going to be able to get a Visa, because of all her legal troubles (i.e. being charged with beating a trick.) And because she's pretty much made of crack. Customs might have a problem with that.
Even though Wino is skipping out on Coachella, she will play her record label's 50th birthday party in Britain on May 31st.
SUCKERY! I guess my dream of Wino beating me in the face during one of her performances will have to remain on my cum bucket list a little while longer.
I'm sure the drug-sniffing dogs of America are breathing a sigh of relief after hearing this news. They knew that when Wino arrived at the airport, their noses would fucking fall off. Their noses have been saved....for now.
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I'm glad I didn't make plans to go this year. I'd rather stay home and see the Black Lips and Franz Ferdinand Friday and Saturday anyway.
i like her new freckles
I can tell by the lack of posts that EVERYONE is over this bitch.
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This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
How will she promote her (ha!) next album in the States if she can't get a visa?
I know this might be perceived as a sign that one should change one's lifestyle...but we're talking Amy here. It'll be back to black and Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake in no time. Duffy, Adele and Lily can fight over the crown that just slipped off of the crackhive.
That's truly fucked up, not that Im going to Coach, but that is some dumb shit...How many criminals are let into this country to perform more crime here in the USA, and they're stopping this idiot. No doubt she's a walking drugstore but come on, she's not on the pedo list, she's not on a killing list, wtf?
Maybe Dr. Drew can do something with her, I give up!
They won't let her in because in the Crackhives lives a bunch of Africanized honeybees.
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good riddance, we don't want this recycled Boy George wannabe to do to the US what she did to the people of Saint Lucia, do we? If they let her in, who knows how long it will take to get her out.
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So what are we saying here, terrorists with box cutters can get into our country , but no to the uber talented 'Crackie from Camden'? I just hope she never ends up at the Tweeter Center in Camden N.J. girlfriend will fit right in at that crack hole of a burg. Bitch slap Obama back to reality. We (U.S. national security) were never fond of John Lennon either, just saying...
"We will make electricity so cheap that only the rich will burn candles." Thomas Edison.
i love her voice but can u imagine what amy will look like at 40 or 35? she already looks used and abused at 25, such a shame.
It is easy to laugh but it is quite upsetting. Without Amy seeking help, (being her decision) she will be dead in a few years.
If she was some random useless "celebrity" I would not care. However she has enormous talent. I don't think she is a bad person. She just makes really bad decisions while heavily intoxicated/drugged up.
I don't think it's right to deny her. It's not like she's Chris Brown or anything...wait, I take that back. I still don't think it's right. Besides, look at the revenue she could bring in.
I didn't know she had freckles. Oh well no Amy, we've got enough drugged out performers.
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"And because she's pretty much made of crack."
hahahaa! but really, how bad can she be?! they won't let her in the country?! there are millions of crackies wondering around freely, what's one more?
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is that a fly on her lip?
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That's sucks.
With those freckles on her nose, she has finally completed her metamorphosis into a giraffe.
Good! This whore should be in jail.
DUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
although Amy Wino's shenanigans bring great entertainment, it pains me to think that she's wasting her life away. she used to have so much talent and potential. Wino, clean up your act!!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 9:49am.
provy: you got something against freckles??? ;P
I was reading somewhere that a guy got caught by customs trying to come in the country with a cast made out of cocaine!
no. hers look kind of reptillian to me though.
i read that story too. he also had beer cans filled with cocaine...the cast part was brilliant but he should of known not to bring beer cans onto a plane. i think it all totalled 11 pounds or something
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Wino wants to come to America, but Obama said 'No, No, NO'...
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provy: you got something against freckles??? ;P
I was reading somewhere that a guy got caught by customs trying to come in the country with a cast made out of cocaine!
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Have any of you ever watched that show that comes on Tuesday or Wednesday nights called Homeland Security? Damn, it is hard to get in the USA these days and I for one am happy about it! This country does not need anymore "crack" whores.
shit! fuck! dammit!
I wanna see MK in some coochie cutters. =[
Will somebody please, PLEASE drop a basket of brown recluse babies on count crackula? FUCKING PLEASE! While I appreciate the dietary assistance because I can't hold food down when I see photos of this cuntzilla, I'm starting to look like Calista Fucktard's last dump.
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i totally didnt see that coming...........
nice nose freckles
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"gimme back that filet o fish, gimme that fish. what if it were you hanging up on this wall, if it was you in that sammich you wouldnt be laughing at alllll"
WTF?! My sweet Wino can't go to the US but Jordan and her skank self can travel hither and thither!
Come to Canada, Wino!!!
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TOO bad for the Wino.
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