Monday, March 9th 2009

Would You Hit It?

I'm totally still in a booze haze from the weekend, because when I first saw the thumbnails of these pictures, I thought it was a topless Skeletor Anthony for a quick second. It wasn't a surprise to my that the police were chasing his ass, because a half-nekkid Skeletor is illegal. I was afraid that when I clicked for the full size, my stomach would pop out of my ass. Luckily, it was Gavin Rossdale instead.

43-year-old Gavin aired his sexy shit out while filming the music video for "Forever May You Run" in Los Angeles yesterday.

It goes without saying, but I'd jump on Gavin's machine head so fucking fast. However, I'd have to talk to that pube bush on his chest first. They shouldn't be commiserating in one place like that. Spread the hairy love!

Posted by: Michael K


Frost's picture

He was cute when Bush got famous.

He was creepy hot in Constantine.

He needs to give it up now. He was done when he married Gwen Stefani's fake ass.

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gia's picture

He is just okay to me...I dont find him to be remarkably hot or anything, he looks a bit too much like Fievel the mouse from An American Tale. With his medium/decent looks, personality would be the deciding factor...He gets extra points for having an accent though.

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Damn that is a fine man!

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grapedrinkbaby's picture

the pants are killing me...he looks like he stole them off captain stubbing

TT99's picture

I am personally building an extra vagina so that I can "Hit That" a little more. May the surgery begin. "Operation Vagina Number Two."
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Uptown James's picture

You know---I used to kinda think I could do that guy if the mood were right, but No---those shoes are just too awful. I mean really ---just think about it for a second. If I'm on my knees in front of him, I'm close to the shoes and am bound to see them. If he's on his back with his legs in the air, the shoes are in my face. I mean Gawd, there's just no escaping them. Maybe we could just go have a pizza or something?

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RasKimmie's picture

Ha! Espadrilles or not I would hit that before he could blink. I would even sprinkle glitter on my cooch first, ya know, to make it pretty. Oh, and could he sing Glycerine while we do it? Please, please?!?
Michael, you must have been really hung to think that was Skeletor. I'm afraid I am going to have to take away a whore point for that one.

Yes, I would... until I saw the espadrilles

Gavin runs like Anna Faris in "Scary Movie." And all those below who said "espadrilles," right on.

moxxie's picture

Hit is fer shur

urmomma's picture

....with a car.

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what the hell is on gavin's feet? turn off...
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Pandarzan's picture

Yup, faster than Gwen could spit out another baby between cd releases.

Creepella's picture

Nah. Not my type. The patch of pube hair on his chest isn't helping either.

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Shoes...no shoes?

Um. Yes, yes I would.

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angry_samoan's picture

it looks like he's got a third (fuzzy) eye there in the middle of his chest... ick

No *barf*. He's nasty looking just like his wife Gwen Viomit. Their poor kids are fugly too.

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He's got old man pecs. He looks like my grandpa. So that's a firm no.

Hell No! He's been infested with Gwen's peroxide cooties.

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What the fuck? Did he have to undergo ball removal when he became Mrs. Gwen Stefani? He used to be so hot before that twat emasculated him.

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Yes, yes in fact, I WOULD hit that, over and over again, to next Sunday and back. Gwen Stefani is a LUCKY BITCH!

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Clarisse oh ok much better!
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Snowy!
LOL. No. 80's gay Brit pop star...

http://www.discogs.com/viewimages?artist=Marilyn

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Yeah, there's the occasional blind vice about the rock star's hubby who's constantly banging dudes behind her back.

I guess he married Gwen because she looks a bit like Marilyn, except she can have kids. Plus she's loaded.

So nah, wouldn't hit it.

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why is he wearing gwennie's ballerina flats?

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oh gross, are you talking about Marilyn Manson?
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I'd hit it.

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Hell YES, I'd hit it! Repeatedly! & he'd get extra credit if he sang to me during the deed.
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i almost forgot about the Marilyn affair. what about that story when he went down and got dirty with some guy from a rock group? i still don't know who that guy is.

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Clarisse's picture

Bah...who hasn't rented out the back exit to pay the bills?? I keed!!!

El B.,
Right. "Liked" may have been a bit strong.

carefree,
I didn't mind the first few Bush albums...after that..pffffffft.

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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 1:00pm.
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I nearly stabbed my eardrums out this morning when Shitney's "Circus" came on.
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tell me about it. i got tons of hate mails when i said i'd die of cerebral hemorrhage if i had to listen to Jonas Brothers for 2 hours non-stop.

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Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 1:09pm.

Yeh, wasn't Gavin a rentboy back in his "modeling" days...the Club/Marilyn era?

Gavin liked it up the pooper, non?

Dont know about the ' liked ' but yep, he had a worn out puckered chocolate starfish in de 80's. Maybe healed up by now.

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Shoot, thanks ELB! I remember Marilyn! Gavin looks very femme in theose pics.

Hahahaha!

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Clarisse and El Bastardo are right. It's kinda how he made his money in those days because heaven knows, Bush were rubbish.

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Yeh, wasn't Gavin a rentboy back in his "modeling" days...the Club/Marilyn era?

Gavin liked it up the pooper, non?

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@Devilgirl, google Marilyn + Gavin in images. Lovers.

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louise_brooks's picture

I don't know tranny Marilyn story either!

I thought you all were calling Gwen tranny Marilyn. LMAO

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Submitted by carefreea on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 1:00pm.

Lots of people here dont know about him and Marilyn back in the day, but in London its well known! I love a tranny! Love as in manly Eddie love...who IS straight......LIKE ME. :)

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Submitted by carefreea on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 1:00pm.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 12:52pm.

Are you directing that to me ? :)

How can he go from porking tranny Marilyn to being a straight husband and father?

GROW SOME PECS SKELLYBOY.

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Haha, no chance.

I reckon he's constantly cracking away at the trannies and Gwen, idiotically, puts up with it. Maybe that's why he fled London? I mean who hasn't heard about his money for honey stories?

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Submitted by korupsi on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 12:55pm.
devilgirl, his last album sucks big time. i'm pretty sure the same can be said about his upcoming one.

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I lked his music when he was with Bush, but I heard him do one of his songs a few weeks ago and I wan't impressed!

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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 12:52pm.

Are you directing that to me ? :)

How can he go from porking tranny Marilyn to being a straight husband and father?

GROW SOME PECS SKELLYBOY.

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Haha, no chance.

I reckon he's constantly cracking away at the trannies and Gwen, idiotically, puts up with it. Maybe that's why he fled London? I mean who hasn't heard about his money for honey stories?

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Submitted by korupsi on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 12:56pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 12:53pm.

Personally, I like his songs. Even the most recent ones.
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really? you don't think his recent songs are too sappy and whiny?
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They aren't anything like he's done before but I like them. Especially considering the crap music out there right now.

I nearly stabbed my eardrums out this morning when Shitney's "Circus" came on.

KD's picture

I actually like this song. I have the CD but I'm not sure where it's at right now. There are a few songs I like on there. Besides, I wouldn't judge a music video by the few odd pictures I see of it. I'll wait until the finished product before I do that, to be fair.

louise_brooks's picture

Yeah, I'd hit it- even with his funky manboobs.

I can't tell if that makes me self-loathing or trashy.

I'm going to go with trashy.

Hekki's picture

Cool espadrilles, dude.

He sets off my gaydar bigtime.

El Bastardo's picture

Gay + crap singer, true. I would not lie, even though i'm an Atheist.

Howdy Korupsi :)

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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 12:53pm.

Personally, I like his songs. Even the most recent ones.
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really? you don't think his recent songs are too sappy and whiny?

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devilgirl, his last album sucks big time. i'm pretty sure the same can be said about his upcoming one.

hey ElB!

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