Monday, March 9th 2009
The Photoshop Awards: Drew Barrymore On W Magazine
W Magazine should have spent less time making Drew Barrymore's face look like it's made out of porcelain and sold on QVC, and more time Photoshopping some VO5 hot oil on her mop. If you want hair like Drew's, just visit a damn barn. Shit.
If Drew ever finds herself in the same room as Pony Parker, she shouldn't be surprised when Pony starts snacking on her straw nest.
I'll always love Drew. she could've really ended up like Blohan in the 80's but she got straight and sexy and revamped her career. loves it.
Holy shit! That is remarkable...I have never found Drew to be anything impressive...She is average looking, has that borderline witchy poo/crescent moon profile, has a horrible speaking baby voice/lisp, cant act & on top of that seems quite unintelligent, but in this photo she looks beyond amazing. Her eyes, NO, her nose, NO...the only thing remotely close to reality is her mouth & even that has been seriously tweaked....None of it is really totally her, except maybe the shape of the face & that has even been softened. Scary.
I thought she was cute for about 3 years then she got fug..bitch has always looked like she had a touch of Down's and that lisp..ack!
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Michael, you are my new best friend, I adore you!!! I thought the same thing about Drew's hair, then read what you wrote and almost splooged!! I don't know if I should be admiting this, but that has happened SO many times when I read you, should I be talking to a professional? And while I'm at it, that Barbie story was hilarious. That bitch was a total skank!
Who other than her publicist considers Drew America's sweetheart? I doubt she's been a sweetheart since ET.
I like this trick, but, then again, I am one....
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Michael, you are hilarious. SJP snacking on straw nest! I doubt you read the comments, because the commenters here are unreadable by me, but I love you. The End.
This cover looks great. I appreciate that she tries different styles here and there--she is not so stuck in one era. I however, never buy W. Since Madonna and Brangelina's shitty 80's shock value shtick, I gave up on the mag.
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I don't care what you sluts say, Drew is hot in this pic and I would hit it twice.
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i LOVE drew!!!! i thought this was some lame photoshop shit of that ruint bitch michelle pfieffer. so for that reason, i agree, this is a photoshop award!
Jesus even newborn babies don't have skin like that! And they've made her look weirdly like Michelle Pfeiffer.
Drew's having a bad hair life.
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Submitted by juni on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 3:13pm.
Flawless porcelain dolls with dead eyes and lusterless hair--I guess some people think that's interesting. They could have photoshopped some life into that hair, since everything else is fabricated.
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I just heard a gauntlet hit the ground!
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edit. nope. no can do. i can fix the face but the hair! can't fix that short of major surgery.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
Still looks fug.
Wow, talk about delusional! She only wishes she looked that good. Geez I hate to be the bearer of bad news Drew but uh how do I say this without hurting your feelings, I'll give it a go - Drew, YOU ARE FUCKING UGLY!
i thought this was ashley simpson.
It makes me think of her early years as a drug addict. I know that was about 12 years ago, but you'd think she still want to avoid looking like a cokehead.
nothing like the forced "im sexy" sleepy eye look
It's Sophie Dahl mixed with Deborah Harry. There is zero Drew Barrymore in there.
No nose job. She's got the same honk and chin as her grandfather:
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Flawless porcelain dolls with dead eyes and lusterless hair--I guess some people think that's interesting. They could have photoshopped some life into that hair, since everything else is fabricated.
wtf happened to her face? americas sweetheart my ass..
circa deborah harry aka blondie.
I agree with those stating she had a nose job! That is NOT her nose, she either had work done of they totally gave her an entirely new look. It's SOOO OBVIOUS!!! Why photoshop her to death if you're not going to make her look like herself?
Until now, I can point out what's off with her face. She had a nosejob, right?. Her nose used to be a bit on the button side.
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The only film I can think of that I actually liked Drew in was Donnie Darko. In every other film she plays exactly the same character.
seriously, its fucking lindsay lohans nose tip, and upper lip.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 2:10pm.
Gag, the Chelsea Lately background is killing me!
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"wow, good job on hiding that granite jaw "
Word. This girl has the most unfortunate jaw line. The profile reminds me of a witch ..all that's missing is a big hairy wart.
Gag, the Chelsea Lately background is killing me!
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Are roots the new black? I don't think I can get on board with this trend.
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why the fuck did they go to so much effort to LOHAN her nose and lips?
Um, where are her eyebrows?
They forgot to give her eyebrow. Eyebrows make all of the difference.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 1:59pm.
Yea, i remember on that Tom Green Show he did a whole special on it getting cut off.
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"gimme back that filet o fish, gimme that fish. what if it were you hanging up on this wall, if it was you in that sammich you wouldnt be laughing at alllll"
Her nose doesn't look like that?
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Right, they totally photoshopped the nose more than anything.
yes DG he's on there, I don't really know who most of them are but ewwwww Drew was effing that??? yuck!
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Was there a bigger hair gimmick in the 80s/90s than the VO5 hot oil treatment? I used all my allowance on putting that shit in my hair every damn week.
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Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 1:51pm.
Too bad she cant photoshop away the memories of Tom Greens cock in her mouth
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And his one ball. Didin't he have testicular cancer like Lance Armstrong?
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Her nose doesn't look like that?
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wow, good job on hiding that granite jaw
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Ouchie!
Their budget obviously ran out when it came to doctoring the hair. YIKES! It looks almost as bad as the poofy, brassy style she's been sporting lately.
Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 1:51pm.
Too bad she cant photoshop away the memories of Tom Greens cock in her mouth
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LMAO! I think he finally got a gig on some Reality show recently.
Oh, I think he is on Celebrity Apprentice?!
Submitted by Nanners on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 1:26pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 1:25pm.
Why bother even taking anyone's picture anymore, just computer generate every cover of every magazine.
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That's like the same reason I'll never watch Spiderman etc. Why watch a bunch of digital effects. Go play a video game instead!
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Excellent point! There is vitually no acting in any of those types films.
Like Watchmen, I will be happy just reading the comic.
Too bad she cant photoshop away the memories of Tom Greens cock in her mouth
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"gimme back that filet o fish, gimme that fish. what if it were you hanging up on this wall, if it was you in that sammich you wouldnt be laughing at alllll"
wow, good job on hiding that granite jaw
"Americas Sweetheart"??? This, my friends, is why the rest of the world thinks we're a bunch of retards! Sheesh.
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The hair is Debbie Harry, the face looks like vintage Goldie Hawn. Nice but "Where's Drew?", she is pretty in her own right.
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