Monday, March 9th 2009
The Photoshop Awards: Drew Barrymore On W Magazine
W Magazine should have spent less time making Drew Barrymore's face look like it's made out of porcelain and sold on QVC, and more time Photoshopping some VO5 hot oil on her mop. If you want hair like Drew's, just visit a damn barn. Shit.
If Drew ever finds herself in the same room as Pony Parker, she shouldn't be surprised when Pony starts snacking on her straw nest.
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Submitted by Albatross on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 1:33pm.
"America's Sweetheart" - How many people do they say that about?
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Big Mouth Julia and Anne Hathaway for sure.
America's real sweetheart is Phoebe Price.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
wow, all that photoshop work only manages to make her looks like Vadge and an uglier Debbie Henry blended together.
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I like it. She's pretty obviously made-up/photoshopped, so I think that's okay (it's not like they're trying to put one over on anyone). Drew's annoying, but the picture's great.
Looks like Ashley Simpson!
Wow, one tit looks way bigger than the other.
Nobody looks like themselves anymore.
I'm so confused
Awww I like Drew. But she does look like a Debbie Harry, Julianne Moore hyrid.
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Everybody's a hypocrite
How cool. They threw in a little bit of Heidi Klum, a little bit of Kate Moss, a little bit of fetal alcohol-baby syndrome so she can look like Lee Majors. That's fucking awesome.
***He Who Runs Bartertown***
Looks like they were going for a Debbie Harry circa 1980 look.
Worked for Debbie but not for Drew. Sorry W.
You're gonna love my nuts! - Slap Chop Guy
The nose/mouth portion of the face screams Vadge.
"America's Sweetheart" - How many people do they say that about? LOL
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"Jakey wearing a jock strap in the middle of a locker room filled with naked dudes." - MK
Who dat?
yeah Debby Harry or I see Cokate too
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"HOLD YOUR HORSES, BONSAI!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGjFSYuJ8xM&feature=related
She's pretty as a photoshopped girl. And I think she's funny as hell...but then again I really don't think hell is all that funny.
Deborah Harry did it better.
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A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jdP7HUPbVs
If I were her I'm be so embarrassed. She's completely unrecognizable. So fake.
Madonna?
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My real name is Ickett Squickett.
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 1:25pm.
Why bother even taking anyone's picture anymore, just computer generate every cover of every magazine.
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That's like the same reason I'll never watch Spiderman etc. Why watch a bunch of digital effects. Go play a video game instead!
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
Her hair is still fried! Fix that mess, please.
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no likey
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"HOLD YOUR HORSES, BONSAI!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGjFSYuJ8xM&feature=related
Why bother even taking anyone's picture anymore, just computer generate every cover of every magazine.
Photoshop just makes me angry, except when I am doing retarded pictures, then it's ok!
Can't stand her.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
Uggh, dark roots are back, it's like the 1993 raver look all over again.
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"Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?" -Heather Chandler
"Dick will make you slap somebody." -Alexyss Tylor
sowwy...i like her...she looks cute: roots and all
LOL!