My Pussy Is Hanging Out: The Video
There has been so much talk about Brit Brit's pussy today that I'm starting to get a craving for microwaved pig gristle covered in melted down puffed Cheetos and creamed beef.
And now there's a video of Brit Brit declaring that her shaved possum has tried to escape. My new voicemail message is at the 0:30 mark. I'm sure ten million remixes will follow. It's Britney's pussy, bitch.
Here's a few pictures of Brit Brit keeping her poon tucked in while shopping in Miami yesterday.