Hmmmm...I'm Not Sure About This
I haven't seen Dakota Fanning in a movie since that Dreamer shit. Don't you dare fucking judge. I had an awful case of the sicks, so I was high on NyQuil and feeling vulnerable. Needless to say, that horse poop made me sicker.
Because I haven't seen Dakota do acting shit in a movie since 2005, I'm not really sure what her skills are. So when I read that she is going to play Cherie Currie in The Runaways movie, I wasn't sure whether I should fall down and cry or co-sign it in my blood. I can already confirm that Dakota will be a million times better than ScarJo, HoHan, Taylor Momsen or any of those other hos, but that's not saying much. And at 15, Dakota is the right age for this mess. But can her hair look like it was cut by an angel's wing the same way Cherie's does? That is the fucking test. They better not use wigs on this shit. If Dakota's hair can't look like that naturally, then don't bother!
Variety also confirms that Kristen Stewart of that Twilight crap will play Joan Jett. And by "play," I mean just stand there and look glazed over. Kristen always looks like she just spent 5 hours sniffing glue before coming up with the idea that eating it my give her a better high. They should've cast a piece of wet plywood as Joan instead. It would've given us more raw emotion.
Dakota and Kristen are both shooting the sequel to Twilight next and will probably make The Runaways movie after that. I feel like no matter what it's still going to look like a really long American Apparel commercial.
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Submitted by Deb on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 8:59pm.
It IS fucked up when you think about it. Nobody was all over Meatloaf to lose weight, or Keith Richards to gain weight, etc. But a chick had to look hot in a video.
So Ann Wilson was driven out of the business, practically, and the only real sounds to come out of Britney Spears' mouth at her concert is complaining about her misplaced beef-curtains.
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Very true. And in Britney's case, it's understandable that people focus on her looks, that's what she's known for and all she's got really.
Ann Wilson had/has amazing talent and that incredible voice, she wasn't just a piece of ass. The double standard is sickening.
so when are they going to do the remake of 'foxes'?
*ducks*
i saw that movie a bazillion times, back when HBO was fresh and new. now i have it on VHS. currie was so sweet and lost and badass at the same time, a
nd LA seemed so sinister.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 9:01pm.
Wasn't Joan Jett supposed to be munching carpets, i.e. BFF's with Carmen Electra? Not that it matters, but I thought MK posted something about it awhile ago.
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Yep, but I think they stopped lickin' kitties, and then, didn't Carmen marry a dude or sumpin'?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
James Haven tried out for the role of Joan Jett. James Haven can be all about the "tude" when he wants.
The director was impressed but said that James Haven was too tall to play the tiny Jett. That's too bad since James Haven not only has fine acting chops but he can carry a tune like nobody's business!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
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Hollywood has no talent when it comes to young stars. Kristen Stewart as Joan Jett? The bitch doesn't have attitude she always has that look on her face like she just sneezed. Argghhhh!
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Wasn't Joan Jett supposed to be munching carpets, i.e. BFF's with Carmen Electra? Not that it matters, but I thought MK posted something about it awhile ago.
Submitted by Leandra on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 8:57pm.
Yeah that's more i was referring to. I mean, the first time i said she's prob a bitch i meant it not in the cool way, but since i don't know her at all i'd have to agree with you. I just know enough people in the biz to tell you honestly they are all fucking raging assholes.
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Submitted by Leandra on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 8:54pm.
It IS fucked up when you think about it. Nobody was all over Meatloaf to lose weight, or Keith Richards to gain weight, etc. But a chick had to look hot in a video.
So Ann Wilson was driven out of the business, practically, and the only real sounds to come out of Britney Spears' mouth at her concert is complaining about her misplaced beef-curtains.
@jiggywiddit & devilgirl- BOY HOWDY!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
For devilgirl
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t62zOXvSrh0
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Submitted by gyeah on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 8:54pm.
i can't say she does i don't really know of any other people Joan has dated/being in a relationship with only this woman. I was jsut saying she is probably a bitch too but not necessarily in the same way as her ex. But think about it "Joan Jett" and what she's about TOTAL BITCH! (maybe in a good way!) We'll never really know.
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I don't know, I've always seen her more as a rebel than a bitch. In some ways I guess it could be the same thing.
"Stop worrying about what other people think- they usually don't."
Submitted by Leandra on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 8:48pm.
So she's got horrible taste in women?
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i can't say she does i don't really know of any other people Joan has dated/being in a relationship with only this woman. I was jsut saying she is probably a bitch too but not necessarily in the same way as her ex. But think about it "Joan Jett" and what she's about (bad ass chick) TOTAL BITCH! (maybe in a good way!) We'll never really know. Well, someone must've written a book about her by now.
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 8:43pm.
Submitted by Leandra on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 8:33pm.
Two words. Angry. Lesbian.
No! I keed! I wouldn't blame her for being angry about wanting to rock it out and not sell out , (like Heart, for instance).
I love me some Heart, but what the record company put those extremely talented women through, (especially Ann when she gained weight), burns my ass.
They went from this:
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/RSPOD/RS244~Ann-and-Nancy-W...
To this:http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/060818/19041__heart_l.jpg
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Fuck! That's just plain wrong and scary.
"Stop worrying about what other people think- they usually don't."
@ devilgirl Does the name Joe Lynn Turner ring a bell?
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Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 8:46pm.
I don't mind when younger folks haven't heard of some band that was big when I was a teen (hint: Glenn Miller).
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LMAO i thought i read Steve Miller, you know the Space Cowboy? Sorry!
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 8:25pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 8:23pm.
I just don't remember then being that big of a deal. I mean I read Cream,
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No you didn't go there. I thought I was the only one who read Cream. That mag had some FUNNAY captions, a precursor to DL.
Does the name Joe Lynn Turner ring a bell?
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He was in Rainbow and I have Since you've been gone on my IPOD right now!
I love that song!
Submitted by moxxie on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 8:45pm.
I don't know moxxie, K Stews eyes are so way different than Cherie's. Agree with Ellen P as Joan, don't know who Ambrose is, Isla as Lita only in the very early young version they have same round baby face, and Blohan as Sandy West, yeah but NO!! please.
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Submitted by gyeah on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 8:35pm.
Word, i like people who think for themselves. I don't know her and never met her so i can't say but the ex is fucking unbearable. I used to work for her (the ex) and i didn't know they had been a couple until a bit later.
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So she's got horrible taste in women?
I guess I might as well stay with my husband then, she'd never go for a wonderful and outstanding person such as myself. My hubby will be soooo relieved!
"Stop worrying about what other people think- they usually don't."
I don't mind when younger folks haven't heard of some band that was big when I was a teen (hint: Glenn Miller). That's how music and culture work. It doesn't matter how hip you are or even if you have teens yourself: younger folks also are listening to music you probably haven't heard of.
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 8:44pm.
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Submitted by Deb on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 8:43pm.
::SWOON::: i was an Ann wannabe.
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What the eff?
Ok, long time love of the Dlisted, first comment. Don't effing flame me for feeling spot-on and righteous.
First, since I first saw KStew in that Into the Wild movie, I thought, man that chick looks like Annie from Foxes.
Were I, a rad effing eighties queen (when she was 8 but still rocked) the casting directing for the Cherry Bomb movie, I'd have cast as follows - trust in the facial sims and come hither to badassishness of these bitches
Cheri Currie - KRISTEN STEWART
Joan Jett - Ellen Page (a close match , but nobody keeps a nose like Joan had anymore, not even Joan)
Jackie Fox - Lauren Ambrose
Lita Ford - Isla Fisher
Sandy West HoHan (sorry, it just works)
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 8:27pm.
Classic Runaways...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMDn6V7ZLhE
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the corsets? the crotch thrusting? oh good. Yet another source madonna stole from.
*eyeroll*
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
Submitted by Leandra on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 8:33pm.
Two words. Angry. Lesbian.
No! I keed! I wouldn't blame her for being angry about wanting to rock it out and not sell out , (like Heart, for instance).
I love me some Heart, but what the record company put those extremely talented women through, (especially Ann when she gained weight), burns my ass.
They went from this:
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/RSPOD/RS244~Ann-and-Nancy-W...
To this:http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/060818/19041__heart_l.jpg
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Dakota is turning into a really pretty young woman.
I wish her the path of Jodie and not the path of Hohan!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
my ass can portray more emotions than fucking kristin stewart.
Submitted by Leandra on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 8:33pm.
Word, i like people who think for themselves. I don't know her and never met her so i can't say but the ex is fucking unbearable. I used to work for her (the ex) and i didn't know they had been a couple until a bit later.
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Hey Horz!
I just tuned in...I want to hear the SCOOP!
**HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow. Devilgirl~ 1/9/09**
Submitted by gyeah on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 8:30pm.
The ex?
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I'm sure Joan is a total bitch too but that's just a guess.
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Ah, ok! I'll just keep thinking she's the coolest person on earth until proven otherwise. ;)
"Stop worrying about what other people think- they usually don't."
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 8:20pm.
It's cool. They didn't have any big hits. They were just real and influenced those that came after. They were badass, when no other chicks were.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Leandra on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 8:29pm.
The ex?
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I'm sure Joan is a total bitch too but that's just a guess. Can't knock the hustle.
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Submitted by cookieliao on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 8:29pm.
hohoho,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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Excuuuse me?
The spammer's getting kind of personal.
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Submitted by gyeah on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 8:27pm.
Yeah she's a fucking BIIIIIIIIITCH everyone hates her.
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The ex? Or Joan?
"Stop worrying about what other people think- they usually don't."
Submitted by Leandra on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 8:26pm.
Submitted by gyeah on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 8:24pm.
So chek this, i know one of Joan Jett's exes *wink*
You do???? Details please! God how I love that woman, my husband knows I'd leave him for her in an instant.
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Yeah she's a fucking BIIIIIIIIITCH everyone hates her.
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Classic Runaways...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMDn6V7ZLhE
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 8:23pm.
Hit Parade
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i had iron maiden posters on my bedroom door =X
It's true though, i missed out on the Runaways, when i got into rock music they had already disbanded and JOann Jett was doing her solo thing, I found out about the Runaways later and was kinda blown away that her and Lita Ford where in a band together
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I am surprised that the suits in Hollywood decided to do a movie about the Runaways...but this shit is going to suck hard. Dakota Fanning and Kristen Stewart convey about as much rebellion and rock and roll as a bowl of grape nuts...
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Submitted by gyeah on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 8:24pm.
So chek this, i know one of Joan Jett's exes *wink*
You do???? Details please! God how I love that woman, my husband knows I'd leave him for her in an instant.
"Stop worrying about what other people think- they usually don't."
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 8:23pm.
I just don't remember then being that big of a deal. I mean I read Cream,
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No you didn't go there. I thought I was the only one who read Cream. That mag had some FUNNAY captions, a precursor to DL.
Does the name Joe Lynn Turner ring a bell?
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you can probably have a more reasonable conversation with a fucking burnt rutabaga than with that bag of crazy.--MK
So chek this, i know one of Joan Jett's exes *wink*
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 8:21pm.
NO, NO, AND FUCKING NO, OKAY?
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Well, okay, but are you sure?
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you can probably have a more reasonable conversation with a fucking burnt rutabaga than with that bag of crazy.--MK
I just don't remember then being that big of a deal. I mean I read Cream, Circus, Hit Parade, Rolling Stone back when I was a kid, and yeah, they were all over those mags, but I don't remember their music being that big 'o' deal.
I personally couldn't care about this movie being made, but that's me.
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Submitted by Leandra on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 8:15pm.
This movie was dead to me the moment those fuckers cast Kristen Stewart as Joan Jett. They might as well get Pam Anderson to play Lita Ford, this couldn't get any worse.
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OMG who could play Lita Ford??? I bet you they'll find some "nobodies" to play her and Sandy West and the bass player.
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
NO, NO, AND FUCKING NO, OKAY?
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Submitted by Deb on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 8:15pm.
You make a really good point there Deb. I guess I won't snark too much then!
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 8:14pm.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 8:02pm.
I love it when anyone gets my lame-ass jokes.
*tosses tigerlilly's jacked primo catnip stash to jiggy*
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you can probably have a more reasonable conversation with a fucking burnt rutabaga than with that bag of crazy.--MK
Dakota looks old around the eyes in that pic. Maybe she's just tired.
islandgirl,
Some how I KNEW you had cool hair back in the day! ;)
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 8:10pm.
Uh, do the life and times of The Runaways merit a movie made about them?
Hey devilgirl! The Runaways hay-day was short and sweet, but I bet there are some GREAT stories there. I'm shocked and impressed that Hollywood has come up with it. Hey, it's not a remake!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson