Dropping The Cheetolings Off At The Pool
Brit Brit and her peek-a-boo pussy spent a little time with her chirruns at a hotel pool in Miami yesterday. You know, she needs to relax her ham hocks a bit, because she's been so busy mouthing words to songs and teaching kiddies amazing new words like "pussy" at her concerts.
Methinks this is the same pool where Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer were first photographed together last year. Ergh. Why do I know such things? Why can't there be a place where we can go to get this kind of shit erased and replaced with more important things like being able to remember every Pop Tart flavor ever made. Hmmm. Maybe LSD can do that. I'll check.
Here's more of Brit Brit with her boys yesterday afternoon. Our Lady of Cheetos never got in the pool, because she's banned. If they get a floater in the pool, they'll have to shut the whole thing down and they're not going to take that chance by letting her in.
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people are way harsh on this swamp thing. sure, she's a fuck up but can you imagine what it must be like to be followed by crazy men with cameras each day?? I'd have a mental fucking breakdown too!
Aw, look at the smile on the little guy's face in thumbnail 4. He looks so happy to be swimming and in his mama's arms. I'm not a fan of Britney's, uh, ... work? ... but I do hope she's doing right by those boys. They truly are precious. (Especially the little one, JJ. For some reason, my heart breaks for him.)
I'm not opposed to Britney. I think she's trying hard, and she's on a tight leash - as she should be.
I have a hard time being a bitch to someone almost destroyed by mental illness.
I do hate Katherine Heigl though. Bitch.
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Whatevs, man. Whatevs.
That's funny, because she's most liked in other countries. Brazilians and Japanese go bat shit for her, and the brits hate every celebrity
Submitted by Jbo on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 1:17pm.
Britney is the EPITOME of why people of the world HATE Americans. This FAT "fakin' it through life" shit-stain is OVER!
Americans don't corner the market on stupidy.
Why are her sons always wearing completely matching clothes? They aren't even twins (Not that it isn't kind of annoying when people dress twins in the same outfit).
OMG - I can't look at thumb nail four!
She looks like an actual human being there!
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What do you mean she never got in the pool? What about thumbnail #4?
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@Green Is Good on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 3:27pm.
Twatney, make sure you wave to your bestest buddies, the PAPPZ!
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Yeap - I noticed she's flirting with them again in that last thumb...
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Bitches who shave should not be allowed to use the p-word. It belongs to us old girls.
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you can probably have a more reasonable conversation with a fucking burnt rutabaga than with that bag of crazy. - MK
You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS
Twatney, make sure you wave to your bestest buddies, the PAPPZ!
But make sure you get Daddy's permission first, you spoiled, narcissistic bitch.
She is nuts.
I know I hate remembering crap like that too, MK. The mind is like a sponge until you take some LSD to make it all go away. Ahhhhhh!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
I like her... ~runs and hides~
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Britney is the EPITOME of why people of the world HATE Americans. This FAT "fakin' it through life" shit-stain is OVER!
It's like watching Aretha Franklin run around in a thong???
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Hold up! Hell NO! Like Britney Spears I wear no drawers!
"Mommy put some clothes on!!"
Take a gander at the shit eatin grin in the last thumbnail. That's the look of a scam artist gettin away with it again!! Bleh. Fuckin heiferlump.
@paris-
lol! That's right!! Man, if I could have some of the best dancers in the world teaching me moves, I would have so much fun with it! Ah well, the grass always looks greener....
tangerine, I guess walking around the stage doesn't burn as many calories. She USED to dance her ass off.
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If you believe in yourself enough and know what you want, you're gonna make it happen
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Hey girl! I was thinking the exact same thing. She must not be on her diet anymore, what was it, 1200 cals a day she did or something like that? Anyway, her body is strange to me. In some pics she looks great but in others, she looks kind of chubby.
Yuck. I would not want to swim in there. I hope they zap it like when you're at a Disney World hotel and some kid is being gross so they make everyone get out and they run an electric currant through it.
that's not SP in the pool with her, it's JJ. way too tiny to be SP. he's wearing the same blue waterwings in the pool, but has them off in the other pics where he's no longer in the water, whereas SP has left them on, so it's a trick of the eye, i'm tellin' ya.
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but, then again, what do i know?
nah, she's holding JJ. and taking JJ's picture. poor SP doesn't even seem to exist for her.
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but, then again, what do i know?
Ugly, arrogant, whore. She needs to kill herself.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 10:27am.
Submitted by Im a Princess on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 10:25am.
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It's okay. The rest of us will pick up your slack.
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I have no doubt you will...it's what most you seem to be REALLy good at.
Submitted by Im a Princess on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 10:25am.
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It's okay. The rest of us will pick up your slack.
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If you're so stupid that you can't see a hole that big, then by God you deserve to fall in it. -Morbidosity
I can't hate on someone that seems to really be trying to get her life back on track, she looks happy and so do the kids.
lol, she's in the pool.....ewww. thank Jesus for chlorine and tons of it.
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My bad.
Back at work, maybe. Which is pretty amazing for her.
The rest of us - we do that everyday.
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Back on top? LMAO!
Meh, my lazy ass is going to business law class now...
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bmitted by Jimmy Bocca on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 9:03am.
LAME! Your whores need to get off her choch. Seriously!!!!! She's back on top touring making money while you haters sit here and blog about her. hahahahahah PATHETIC.
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Can we sit around here and blog about YOU instead? That would be even more PATHETIC!
Submitted by Seen around London on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 9:32am.
And where is the fat highly paid husband during all of this pool time?
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He's at the UPS office getting her an application for when she "retires"
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
ok, I do NOT think she is fat, but shouldn't she look better than that since she is dancing for two hours a night?
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Submitted by Seen around London on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 9:32am.
And where is the fat highly paid husband during all of this pool time?
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Hoarding her Cheeto stash most likely!
And where is the fat highly paid husband during all of this pool time?
I think it looks like her tittay is out in that 4th thumbnail. Nevermind, it's the kid's knee.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 9:19am.
Submitted by NaNoop on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 9:16am.
Since when is Shitney "on top"?
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Since she was able to admit openly, in a darkened room in front of a stadium full of people, that "her pussy is hangin' out". Since she decided to be proud of that.
She ain't got no brains at all, does she?
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Submitted by NaNoop on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 9:16am.
Since when is Shitney "on top"?
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Since she was able to admit openly, in a darkened room in front of a stadium full of people, that "her pussy is hangin' out". Since she decided to be proud of that.
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Her cheetolings are so cute :)
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"Be the change you wish to see in the world."-Gandhi
Since when is Shitney "on top"? Her kids need the protection of OTHERS in order for her to be allowed around them. Her daddy dictates when she can take a shit, much less talk on the phone, or function as an independent adult. She has all the money in the world, and in her own documentary cried and cried about how miserable she is. Richer than God and miserable. So, WHO'S pathetic?
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 9:03am.
LAME! Your whores need to get off her choch. Seriously!!!!! She's back on top touring making money while you haters sit here and blog about her. hahahahahah PATHETIC.
But I didn't have to get permission from my master to sit here and blog about her lame ass.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
LAME! Your whores need to get off her choch. Seriously!!!!! She's back on top touring making money while you haters sit here and blog about her. hahahahahah PATHETIC.
And, life goes on and on.......................
She looks good..... Her hair is looking so much better ! I hope she's getting in a "happy place" again !
You said that she didn't get in the pool. In one of the pictures that you posted, she is in fact in the pool.
LOL @ CHoff
And spammers that spikka z langweeege. Wutzit mean 'you will not want to move your eyes' wtf is that?
Our Lady of Cheetos never got in the pool,
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MK...that 4th picture looks like she's in the pool with SP
Submitted by EvilShoe on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 8:43am.
*tick tock*
I am just sitting over here waiting for the crazy explosion. It's coming, and I am patient. Trust.
That's pretty much all she's good for. She's wearing out her welcome all micro-managed n whatnot.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Submitted by lisa no00 on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 8:38am.
She is really very hot on the heaven for rich singles ___S e e k r i c h . c o m___ There are so many hot pics on videos on that web. If you have a look, you will not want to move the eyes.
Can we at least get spammers that didn't come to America on a floating door? sheesh!
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