The New House Of Crazy!
Orange County's newest housewife sensation is OctoMommy! Tamra from The Really Plastic Housewives of Orange Skin County better give up her title as the sexiest piece, because OctoMommy is moving into the neighborhood. Barf. Wipe mouth. Barf again.
TMZ says that OctoCrazy is taking her band of babehs over to La Habra,CA this weekend where she has just bought a house listed at $564,900. The house is in her daddy's name and a source said they paid close to asking. The 2,583 square-foot loony bin has 4 bedrooms and 3 baths. 4 bedrooms for 14 kids? Some of those babies will be sleeping in cupboards and shit.
The source went on to say that OctoCrazy was able to make the down payment using all the whore money she's been getting from interviews. But how in c-section scar hell did they get financing with two foreclosures? My ass can't even get a fucking Capital One card and these stupid whores were able to get financing for a half-million dollar house? The milk is straight up fucking filthy!
In addition to all this fuckery, OctoCrazy has also accepted an offer from Angels in Waiting, a non-profit joint that will help her with the babehs 24-hours a day. 14 nurses will work at the house, 4 or 5 at a time. They will pretty much do everything for all the kids. Normally a service like this would run around $135,000, but OctoCrazy is getting it all for freeeeeee. Weeeeeee!
Seriously, I need to sue a ho for the simple fact that I can't have babies biologically. Should I sue God, because this isn't right. I should have the option to stick embryos up my ass, so that I can give birth to ten million BABIES!!! and become an overnight pimp. Then I can spend my days watching myself on Dr. Phil and injecting lard into my lips while other people deal with the gross stuff like changing diapers. Why don't I have that option?!
And take a good look at the pictures of OctoCrazy's new house. So clean. In about a hot minute the walls will be covered in baby doody and it will look like a damn hurricane blew through. A hurricane of crazy.
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I can't have kids either but you don't hear me complaining.
And its not just cus im a guy either!
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Submitted by stopoctomom on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 7:06pm.
-your page isn't coming up.
I've created a PETITION to stop all this media-attention on Octomom.
Like all of you said, it's ridiculous, but it only keeps growing and she keeps getting more money because everyone is buying the papers and watching the shows that pay her.
So if any of you feel outraged enough and up to it--
Sign this petition and swear to not read or watch anymore Octomom stories!
Who knows, maybe we'll be able to get millions of people and stop the media from delivering all this superficial, bad role-modeling.
Just add a comment at the end of the blog to sign the petition:
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It reminds me of the house in the movie "Poltergeist". "They're here!!!"
...the California lynch mob will drive Octofuck east soon....trust...
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I sympathize with you, but don't send that shit this way!
First stop of the book tour is gonna be OctoPhil's show
"You go down deeper, stay down longer, and come up dirtier than any man I've ever known"
the lawyer Gloria Allred and the angels people are going to go in there and then write some kind of tell all book and do the talk show circuit and blah blah blah blah along with publicity ...they will make money too.
octomom is a sicko.
i would say sick like michael jackson sick....
while were passing out free isht to this dummy can SOMEONE PLEASE FIX HER VAGINA FACE LIPS!! PRO BONO!! i dont understand how she can even get on daytime television with those things on her face. OBSCENE!!!!!
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Submitted by starsign: "I'm not from the States so I'm not sure how your welfare system works."
I'm not sure, either. They way *I* understand it is that you receive all these benefits for a certain number of years, unless you have children. You also have to start paying it back if you get a job.
My retired father went to apply for food stamps. (He's on a VERY limited income and lost a lot of his retirement investment). While he did qualify, when he found out that he'd have to pay every penny back if and when he got a job (which he might have to do if things get much worse), he declined.
If you're receiving benefits, you can't own certain things, etc. There are people who get around the system, but I don't know enough about it.
Sooner or later I can see xenu knocking on her door.
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Submitted by starsign on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 7:53pm.
I agree with what you're saying, but the reason that many people stay on welfare is because there are very few rules to follow. A person can pretty much abuse the system for years by saying they can't work (like Nadya here, with her back injury), can't find a job (aren't actively looking, like Nadya here), or have too many babies to support alone (again, like Nadya here). There are so many loopholes, and many do whatever they can to keep the welfare checks coming in. There need to be more stringent guidelines; I agree with you there.
The situation is pathetic, and it's downright infuriating that my family's taxmoney goes to them. I'm not against helping those that truly need it, but there are cases such as this one that really get under my skin.
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...the California lynch mob will drive Octofuck east soon....trust...
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Oh! I love the double baby stroller in the fourth and fifth thumbnails. What a nice touch. So, can we safely assume that she had two of her 14(?!) babies with her that day? HELL NO! She probably left them at home with the free nannies. Lovely, non?
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I'm not from the States so I'm not sure how your welfare system works. But what if the Welfare Department set out a list of criteria that Octo-spaz had to meet in order to get her payments? You know, like she had to prove that she was DEFINATELY going back to school to finish her degree (to get a job). Or they MADE her take some kind of work/volunteer work, etc. Just something so she is giving back, instead of always receiving.
I see it this way. If she has round the clock help from The Angels people and her parents then why can't she actively look for some kind of work? Even if she worked a few hours a week, it may improve on her status as the most hated mother in the USA (world)lol. She is getting a lot of help and handouts why can't she be made to do something for herself?
Another question: If she is receiving large amounts of money from her interviews with the media then why is she still on welfare? Will they cut of her benefits? Wouldn't the money she's been receiving from media outlets be seen as income? Will she be taxed on that income?
Her parents are shady too - I think that's why they're divorced, for financial purposes so they can't be held responsible for each other's debts and the mother's foreclosure on the current house doesn't affect him.
"Dr" phil is involved in all this - no question about it - she started getting all this in place once she hooked up with his big old misshapen head.
This just disgusts me to no end...I know there were terrible, horrible, insensitive death threats, have they stopped & if so why???!! Where are the uber crazies when you need them?
She should be walking the streets in a potato sack, she should have at least 3 jobs, those kids should definitely be taken from her.
How long is this free nursing care for? Does anyone know? If you tell me life, I'll kill myself.
Fuck you in the face, cunt! ~~~Stoney 2/19/09
I wonder if there's any way we could find out her phone number or e-mail address....
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I agree w/ a previous post, I think that charity has ulterior motives...I think they're angling for in-house snitch...
Why-in-the-hell-else would they need such a high profile lawyer (has anyone EVER seen a lawyer for the Red Cross, Salvation Army, or even Pitt's Make It Right Foundation)?
The exact same lawyer who was jizzin' her briefs trying to get Wacko Jacko's hostages, I mean "kids" taken away awhiles back when he was swingin' them above his head at the top of a mountain (or something like that)....
*places TNT stack*
*lights match*
*runs*
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Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 5:22pm.
Those are INDEED Tory Burch flats. Not the knockoffs.
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WHAAAAAAT! Tory Burch flats?!! Oh, this woman has to be shot!
Well fuck me with a hot curling iron.....FUCK!
Fuck you in the face, cunt! ~~~Stoney 2/19/09
Submitted by The Audrey on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 9:45am.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 9:34am.
I was thinking the same thing. Real estate values kill me. A house like that in my neck of the woods would fetch $200k, MAX.
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Let me tell you, LaHabra was not a great place to live. Our house was 1200 SF on a teeny tiny lot, and we had two parents, four kids and a dog in that small space. Our old house last sold for over $500K. I am not lying -- I went on www.zillow.com and looked at the address. (It's close to where this house is.) But instead of being surrounded by apt buildings and lemon groves, when I lived there in the 60s, it's now surrounded by million- dollar homes-- thus making the values streak sky high.
Ubelievable.
Ok. I try to boycott this crazy cunts posts…but I think I just read that she was on Dr. Shill, bought a 1/2 million dollar house and is tooling around in 300 dollar fucking shoes!?!?!?!?!
This bitch is treading a fine line. There are a lot of desperate people in the world that have to feed their kids saltines and bust their asses to keep the heat on. Don't know how much more of this worthless cunt they will stomach.
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Now Dr. Phil just schilled for donations for Octopussy's litter.
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Submitted by mike on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 5:18pm.
I only caught the last ten minutes or so, but Dr. Phil totally softball-ed. No hard questions, no questions from the audience, nothing.
Octopussy kept her body turned away from the audience and looked only at Dr. Phil. Which is a good thing, because I kid you not, every time the camera went to the audience, everybody had their disgusted cuntface firmly in place. And so did I.
Those are INDEED Tory Burch flats. Not the knockoffs.
And ANOTHER THING.
That Angels In Waiting arrangement is going to last about as long as her relationships with her publicists.
If the publicists, who stand to GET money from her can't stand to work with her, how can people GIVING her things going to stand it? I can take shit from a boss because I'm getting paid to. If the homeless guy on the corner doesn't like the quarter I drop into his coffee cup, he's certainly not getting anything more.
They are going to have stipulations and limits and guidelines (anyone who knows a professional nurse knows how THAT works) and probably won't be able to keep the babies together anyway. They receive state money, so they will have to make some kind of reports to the state.
I have a conspiracy theory: The Angels In Waiting people are going to rescue those babies. They are affiliated with a church and I think they are going to try to get control or custody of those babies! Yes I do. It's going to be interesting to see what happens.
And yes, I am obsessed.
I only caught the last ten minutes or so, but Dr. Phil totally softball-ed. No hard questions, no questions from the audience, nothing.
And as for the offer of the Angels In Waiting... My new favorite blog (besides Dlisted) has uncovered that Angels In Waiting did not even have the money lined up for the care they have promised. (http://thehollytree.blogspot.com/)
And, interestingly enough, the "charity" that "doesn't receive public funding" DOES, according to its own website:
"How does this transfer to a paycheck? Linda is compensated by the Family Foster Agency for caring for the child and bills the In-Home Operations Section of Medi-Cal as an Independent Nurse Provider for up to 12 hours a day for her in-home nursing hours.
Seeing the benefit for the children and for the alternative nursing lifestyle, Linda and her husband Mac have created a foundation called Angels in Waiting. One of their missions is to move medically fragile foster care babies and young children into private residences under the care of Registered Nurses and Licensed Vocational Nurses as their foster parents."
Hmmmm.
They also have a forum on their site with NO COMMENTS. Hmmmm again...
Can someone donate a new TV? That bullet hole is getting annoying.
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If all the world is a stage, there are a lot of bad actors.
Submitted by Green Is Good: "She just said she refused an offer for FREE CLOTH DIAPERS! "Cloth diapers leak!"
God forbid she has to actually do some mothering."
Right? I'm planning on using them for the new Hekki spawn. They're not so terrible. Of course, if you leave your kid stewing in them for hours like she will, you wind up with cranky, rashy babies. Lazy fucking whore.
My mom used to use them on us in the early 70s because she couldn't afford Pampers.
GREEN did they call her out over the diaper waste or not?!
Who woulda thunk fuck trophies would be an investment?
The only way to light a fire under the Cali govt's ass is to keep this fool in the limelight. Citizens are showing such disdain for this twat. She's gonna bury herself deeper and deeper the more she opens her roided up lips in public TV. Who knows... maybe the state will build a case against her.
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Was she on Dr. Phil today? I thought it was a totally different topic today... Probably better I don't watch that fuckery anyway. I'd be yelling at the TV until my voice gave out.
I still fail to see how this twat's father is going to be able to support Octo-cunt's menagerie AND pay the mortgage on that house.
Octocunt and reality are going to collide at some point.
She said she would NEVER do a reality show, but she doesn't mind doing every freaking TALK SHOW that will pay her ass.
What a cunt. She has the nerve to bring 14 resource-sucking babies into this world, and she won't even do her part for the environment by using cloth diapers. Fuck this cunt! Did anyone point out the massive amount of waste she will create with regular diapers???
She now admits that she has multiple nannies to watch over the gaggle. WTF!!! She still has no job!!! How can she afford this. Can someone send some charity my way to support my 14 Buicks!!(My children)
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If all the world is a stage, there are a lot of bad actors.
She just said she refused an offer for FREE CLOTH DIAPERS! "Cloth diapers leak!"
God forbid she has to actually do some mothering.
I just shot my TV hoping it would hit her!!!
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If all the world is a stage, there are a lot of bad actors.
Whose watching her kids when she's doing the TALK SHOW CIRCUIT???
oh gross greeny! thanks for the updates!
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This twat has the balls to admit she wasn't "thinking clearly" when she had all those embryos implanted.
YOU THINK??
What in fucking hell...??!
You mean I have $50,000 in grad school loans that I'll have to pay off with my fucking SOUL and this bitch scored a half-million dollar house while on WELFARE?!?!!
I hate my life.
Looks like Octopussy has been practising her Angelaina Jolie reactions in the mirror.
*Purse lips*
*Sultry pout*
*look at camera coyly*
Aaaand Octopussy gets a free handout from Angels in Waiting, a charity. 24 hour care for all her crotch fruit.
She;s being rewarded for being a giant irresponsible cunt.
He PARENTS need to cut her off ASAP. Not help buy a house for her. They are just making it worse.
He PARENTS need to cut her off ASAP. Not help buy a house for her. They are just making it worse.
There is no fucking way I could watch Dr. Phil right now and not have a stroke. I won't even try.
I'm stunned there;s a charity that actually wants to help this cunt! SHE HAS A PUBLICIST!
Those nannies won't be sticking around when those kids get a diagnois of dev. delayed and autism and what ever else those poor kids will have.