Hit Me Granny One More Time
No, this isn't the crazy old lady from the subway who skips around singing nursery rhymes for quarters. True story: I've seen a lady like that on the train. This is Vadge dressed up like some sad ass elderly person in a school girl costume for a Purim party at the Kabbalahalalaahahaal Center in NYC last night. Lourdes is not going to be happy when she finds that a rabid beaver has been scavenging through her closet. Vadge shouldn't have even tried. Jerri Blank did it hotter.
And I wish that bruise on her leg would shut the fuck up. It's telling me how it got there and this is not something I ever need to know. It involves a goat, Baby Jesus, a shock collar and a crucifix dildo. Dark-sided.
Baby Jesus showed up to the party a little while later with Jessica Seinfeld. In case you couldn't tell, he's dressed as the Joker. But I don't think that's make-up. His face always looks like that after a battle with Vadge's roidy-vadge. It bites back.
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I'm sure the old bearded rabbis are twisting in their graves.
What is with all the Kabbalah costume parties? Its probably only once a year, but it seems more frequent than that to me.
Well, now we know who's gunning for the Bette Davis part when they finally do a remake of "Whatever Happened To Baby Jane?"
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Bottom-feeder.
This is all so very sad. Trying. too. hard. and. crashing. and. burning.
Oh well, if Guy ever had insomnia, the endless photos of her and Senor Junior in lockstep have cured it. He must laugh himself to sleep every night.
Wait a Goddamn second... You mean that's NOT Katy Perry?!!
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These people are almost as fucking insane as the Scientologists. Kabbalah freaks don't kill people though so they have that going for them..
Madonna looks like a candle. That fucking face.
purim is one of the best holidays ever! even madonna cant ruin it for me.
She looks really old.
It looks like she's dressing up as Lourdes or something--this looks like stuff she's (Lourdes) worn before as it is. Seriously pathetic. Even if that wasn't her intent, when Lourdes grows up and is 100x better looking than Madonna ever was, Madonna is going to go nuts.
All theree of them look ridiculous.Jesus' wig is fucked up and Vadge looks mentally challanged.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Before I read the post I at first thought this was Ali Lohan. Honestly! She looks exactly the same. LOL
Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 12:10pm.
exactly how i would expect someone thats fucked vanilla ice to dress
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Ed: Evidently Mr Twain never envisaged the Playboy Mansion.
exactly how i would expect someone thats fucked vanilla ice to dress
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"gimme back that filet o fish, gimme that fish. what if it were you hanging up on this wall, if it was you in that sammich you wouldnt be laughing at alllll"
So is Jessica Seinfeld also a Kablahblah-ist?
Long live Jerri Blank!!!
Now I'm convinced she wants to be her daughter. I hope Lourdes runs as fast as she can, as soon as she can cause once IT realizes the wrinkles won't go away there will be hell to pay.
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vadge finally got alzheimers and wandered back to the 80s
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ouff..I actually defend her sometimes (only in my head as I'm a coward) but even I must say, at this point; Madonna, dear, you look like a fuckwit.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
~Mark Twain
Ed: Evidently Mr Twain never envisaged the Playboy Mansion.
God, she's pathetic. And Jesus Joker got the hair wrong.
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"Mah pussy's hangin' out!"
she used the same stylist who dressed kanye's girl friend
kanye and madonna dating, now that might be interesing...
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Madonna is now wearing Lourde's school uniform?
ha ha he should have come as Jesus Christ, that would have gone over well!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"HOLD YOUR HORSES, BONSAI!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGjFSYuJ8xM&feature=related
I thought that was Uma Thurman at first.
On a arker note, I feel really creepy and a little damned for clicking on the crucifix dildo link. Yikes.
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Whatever... Rich people with too much time on their hands.
Never Mind~!
Jessica S is really fug. Her face is just BLAH.
Jesus is hot as the joker.
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"I am a legend, get these people out. I want to take drugs."
channeling Britney right down to the bruises on the legs. thank Jesus her pussay is not hanging out....
for a change!
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People need not to fuck with me right now!--jussayin
At 50 don't you stop and consider your life before donning a schoolgirl outfit? If you don't you bloody well should...seriously.
Submitted by foni on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 10:17am.
I thought it was Ali Lohan at first...
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i hate to shatter your illusion, but Ali Blohan looks at least 20 years older than that.
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i'm still laffin' at 'hit me granny one more time' LOL
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Happiness is a warm gun
Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 10:16am.
TV
Ah! so it's all that anal fisting that make Madonna's arm veins pop out like they do!
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Yes, and when Jesus feels a little tickle on the back of his throat, it's just her index finger.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
There's really nothing to say about Madonna that hasn't already been said. Blah blah, old, whore, 'roided up vagina, bitch, irrelevant...zzzz...must be a slow news day.
Miss P I think they are, ~look at how she scrawled on them in biro, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"HOLD YOUR HORSES, BONSAI!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGjFSYuJ8xM&feature=related
What imagination Vadge has. "Hmmm, I'm a 50-year-old trying to be a 20-year-old, so for Purim I will dress up like.........hmmm, let me think..."
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work that Converse sneakers, Cougar Mama!!!
TEAM VADGE!
i never thought Jesus could get any uglier.
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Question of the day: why are there still so many gay men who are obsessed with this sleestack? I personally am not nor do I know any who are (that stopped in the 90's). How does she still sell out huge venues when she hasn't put out any good music since "Ray of Light"? I don't get it.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 10:16am.
TV, are you "working from home" again?
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Yes, even wearing pants. For now.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Why did Kabbalah (or however it's spelled) turn a religious holiday into a costume party?
Here's the truth about this cult:
http://www.rickross.com/reference/kabbalah/kabbalah29.html
I thought it was Ali Lohan at first...
Submitted by reinvention on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 10:14am.
DO NOT FUCKING WANT!!!
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I don't know why, but that made me laugh so hard...
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If you're so stupid that you can't see a hole that big, then by God you deserve to fall in it. -Morbidosity
those are lourdes' chucks. Biiiitch!
And that wig baby Jesus has on is whack even for the joker. He borrowed that mess from Vadge's friend Brit Brit
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Happiness is a warm gun
TV
Ah! so it's all that anal fisting that make Madonna's arm veins pop out like they do!
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TV, are you "working from home" again?
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Submitted by soul on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 10:13am.
"Purim" you know purim? wow MK you never cease to amaze.nice. =)
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Wait - but isn't that what they're doing...? A celebration for Purim...?
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It troubles me to picture Jesus in a choke collar and lead. The cross was bad enough.
Kill it Mommy! Don't let it live! I am scared!
http://www.toddlerstoday.com/graphics/kidcry.jpg
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What if the Hokey Pokey is All it Really is about?
DO NOT FUCKING WANT!!!
Surely she's heading to auditions for that Runaways movie. She totally is.
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On topic: Madonna sucks ass.
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