Didn't We Already Know This Shit?
This is some shit about Kim Hotrick, so throw it in the IDGAF pile and walk away if you can't be bothered. If you can, then examine this picture that has been making the rounds of Kim with a tattoo on her ass banging finger that might be the latest piece of the "Who is Big Poppa" puzzle.
And no, the glittery piece with the sexy legs and equally ravishing gap tooth hugging on Kim is not Big Poppa. Actually, I think that's NeNe without her wig on. They made up. NO! That was a hurtful joke. I love NeNe. She's still in line to be my ho of honor at my wedding to Mah Boo.
The tattoo on Kim's finger apparently says "Lee" as in Lee Najjar. I thought it was pretty much confirmed that Big Poppa is indeed Lee Najjar. I have gotten e-mails from every whore and their dildo dealer swearing on their prized butt plug that Lee is Big Poppa. But I guess this just another flea on the wig.
Below is a picture of Lee and his wife unit who kind of looks like a prettier version of the Millionaire Matchmaker. And I think her fur coat used to live on top of Kim's head. Lee ripped it off, threw it in a bowl of RIT and gave it to his wife.
Now you can go back to rubbing your no-no to that sparkly hunk of unicorn meat with Kim.
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Usually the mistress is hotter than the wife..not in this case..they are both ugly as hell.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Just getting caught up on this thread. What a doozy!
Lee Najjar? His taste seems to run towards "tranny"
ImStillToni is cracking me up. I know it's kind of thrilling to meet a celeb in real life, but this made me LOL: "Toni & Kim Zolciak, March 4, 2009 bytches!"
And lastly: I don't think most black people want to be associated with Ebonics. I know that some black people will speak "white" at work or in professional settings and then sort of relax into their own vernacular at home or with family or whatever. That's not Ebonics. Hell, I do that, too. I bet we're all a little more slangy and cussy on DListed than we are IRL. I know *I* am.
Which one is Lee?
oh man, putas, why'd ya make me look! ewwwwwwwwww
those knees!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"HOLD YOUR HORSES, BONSAI!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGjFSYuJ8xM&feature=related
knees..
Bitchette,
Thank u so mutch 4 ur acceptin mah lulz offr!! Nao, go hug ur puppeh!
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clarisse-
u can haz dubl posts.
we r happy wif ur offerings. :)
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
I can haz dubble post?
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I R NOT COMFORTABLE WIF TEH EBONICS. I PREFR LOLCAT.
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If Britney used Ebonics instead of hillbilly:
My poon-tang iz hanging out
you know das right!
She is living proof you don't need good looks to live off married men.
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Hello miss Oprah, you have a very attractive butt
Hello miss Oprah, ya gots uh very attractive booty slap mah fro!
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"gimme back that filet o fish, gimme that fish. what if it were you hanging up on this wall, if it was you in that sammich you wouldnt be laughing at alllll"
I put in "I love Dlisted" I had nothing else! lol
and it gave me this
I love Dlisted an dat boil on mah ass.
um o.k thne
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WOA four sacagaweas? Whered you get THAT??!!
...the post office
Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 3:11pm.
I find reading about where it evolved from interesting! I don't enjoy hearing it, but it's the same way I don't really enjoy hearing cockney English.
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My bottom is a treasure house. -Stephen Fry
ebonics trans
kims weave is busted -me
transl. - kims weave iz busted. word!-
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 3:15pm.
that's pretty funny, but not all that good
ie: my translation
"will you please partake in this marijuana with me"
their translation
"will ya please partake in dis here chronic 'n shit wiff me
in the hood"
should be
"you betta hit this shit fore iss gone"
=P
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
ROTFLMAO I just put in "why is my vagina steaming" and got this:
"Why iz muh ma fuckin poon-tang steaming? peep this shit"
Actually, I was speaking better English at 3 than the people I know who speak ebonics.
I just found this:
http://joel.net/EBONICS/translator.asp
Submitted by bisou on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 3:03pm.
actually, Ebonics (or African American Vernacular English)
its not African American vernacular, its 'I haven't made it past 9th grade' vernacular.
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"gimme back that filet o fish, gimme that fish. what if it were you hanging up on this wall, if it was you in that sammich you wouldnt be laughing at alllll"
*googles ebonics*
You want funny ebonics look up a lil wayne video on youtube and read the comments.
As far as ebonics being 'interesting' to read about, are you fucking serious? Is there not enuff in dis world ta keep ya innerested, ne thang is betta then reeding bout ebonics
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"gimme back that filet o fish, gimme that fish. what if it were you hanging up on this wall, if it was you in that sammich you wouldnt be laughing at alllll"
Submitted by ImStillToni on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 12:05pm.
...she tightened up her weave game, cuz I sure has hell felt that shyt!!!
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Did it feel like plastic or shyt?
actually, Ebonics (or African American Vernacular English) is more than 'yo yo I ain't no how 2 spell nuffin'. It's interesting to read about, so if you are interested, google it. Spelling 'shit' with a 'y' does not equate Ebonics. It's just stupid.
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My bottom is a treasure house. -Stephen Fry
Ebonics..............OMG!!!
For the last 10 minutes I have been over at TMZ trying to decipher all he ebonics on the "Brutas Brown" post. It is so fucking amazing that human beings speak like this!
UGH!
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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....
Hey mommy, will you check my ebonics homework for spelling and grammar? Oh wait...
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 12:58pm.
that's fucking ridiculous. lets teach everyone to speak like they're uneducated and ignorant. hey- better idea, save money too, just cancel school, that way they won't have to learn ebonics or english.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
I about lost my shit when folks were talking about teaching ebonics in school as a LANGUAGE. What in the FUCK!?
That's not Lee's wife in that pic.. it's Kimmy herself in a black wig.
Submitted by bitchette on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 12:48pm.
Imstilltoni,tone,tony probably would know, after all she does use proper Ebonics!
Anyone remember that boy group Tone, Tony, Tone? I think they were late 80's early 90's?
now i feel bad. shit.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Um... who? This is relevant because..?
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 12:46pm.
Where do I go? southeast side, and sit on the porches?
(I'm in NC :)
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by bitchette on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 12:44pm.
Might I suggest an intensive course in proper Ebonics? We could all use an education in illiteracy.
...Maybe those are stretch-marks
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 12:41pm.
Hahahhaa!...
oh fuck. how did i let my correct english through? always happens, i forget to be gansta.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by bitchette on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 12:36pm.
Submitted by ImStillToni on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 12:05pm.
so that's you in the pic, right?
Where are your pants?
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LMAO!
Edit- Bitchette that is:
SOZ DATS UZ IN DA PIX,RT,
WHERE IZ YO PANTZ!
Submitted by ImStillToni on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 12:05pm.
so that's you in the pic, right?
Where are your pants?
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Yeah, that weave is as tight as her singing voice and her asshole!
I wish I was an asslicker of Zlisters too.....
SOLANGE II, if you and MK are so tight then go send him an email, we don't want to read your simple minded squealings.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"HOLD YOUR HORSES, BONSAI!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGjFSYuJ8xM&feature=related
LMAO @ stoney
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why does steam come out of my vagina???!?
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Submitted by Tubereuse on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 12:13pm.
Submitted by ImStillToni
I was JUST with Kim on 3/4...NO RING on that finger, NO TAT on that finger. She only wore a ring on her left hand, index finger.
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So what's your point
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Really, that's like bragging about her 3rd place finish at the Special Olympics.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 12:19pm.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Fuck.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 12:07pm.
Oh My God, calm down Solange!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I thought Big Poppa was in the past and not current, and that was ages ago. Anyway, reading the thread I picked up someone "typing ebonically" which made me smile because I thought of Beaver Cleaver's mother in "Airplane" : "Excuse me stewardess, I speak Jive."
Submitted by ImStillToni on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 12:15pm.
Oh my god, you talk directly to MK??! That is so freakin crazy! You are SO COOL! Can I stand next to you?! He never emails me back everyday! *snicker*
all I have to say is speaking or writing "ebonically" looks/sounds retarded no matter where you are doing it.
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If you believe in yourself enough and know what you want, you're gonna make it happen
- Mariah Carey "Make It Happen"
Actually, it's not TOO difficult to grasp the concept of ebonic typing. IM DOIN IT RITE NOW, FOO! KISS MI WHIT ASSIZZLE BYTCH!
Submitted by ImStillToni on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 12:12pm.
Reply to devilgirl:
I type NO differently than MK and since HE can apparently read my messages, do you really think I give a fuck what YOU think? To difficult to grasp the concept of typing ebonically on a gossip site versus using proper grammar, spelling, and punctuation in the real world? GTFO and kiss my Black ass.
Boom! Roasted!
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No thanks, I don't kiss dirty, disgusting things!
If you didn't give a fuck what I thought, then I suppose you would not have replied dumbass! Like I will no longer do to you, you ignorant, illiterate, classless fool!
BOOM! ROASTED!
You are pathetic! Grow the fuck up!
Stoney:
Ignoring me on FB while replying to me directly n Twitter...hmm what matter's more to me? I'd rather talk to MK directly anyday. Perhaps that was a little inside joke between the two of us? Do you fuckers need to get laid? Nothing else better to do to pick on some who responds? Unlike others who may care about you or lildeveil, I don't give a shit.