Wednesday, March 11th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For March 10th!
She started out with a team of dogs, but they took off to save their reputation. - Lemon Fresh Scent
Runners-up:
Half a bottle of Grey Goose later, Marge discovers a cure for hot flashes. - smoody
Unfortunately this is where you end up when you go over the moon. - fmdoom
cold slut of the day - bubbacritter
(Thanks Ilja)
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I just thought of one: "Number four wins by a nipple!"
I would have won if I thought of it last night.
rofl good one bubba
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why does steam come out of my vagina???!?
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Ahahahaha smoody! That was good.
YAY! Congrats Runners up :) I know mine can be real hit or miss... I'm just a dork.
Hi Deb!! xo
Excellent captions!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Lemon Fresh Scent - Congrats!! LMAO! :)
Congrats to runners up as well!! :)
Congrats all!
Hey, LCT:
I happened to see saw your comment elsewhere about me : "it's rigged or he's lay".
Very catty. And neither is remotely true.
lol good one bubba
LOL- nice work everyone!
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Congrats weiners!!
I have been unsure about our citrus friend, but this caption is winner-worthy indeed.
All of them are excellent and I'm bitter I didna think o'them my ownself.
xo
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Boy Howdy! 4 the cool gurls cuz we were
Hey Mary Jo, this is a bobsled competition, not a boobsled competition!
Those darn southerners get it wrong everytime!
EXTRA CREDIT - Using variables mass M, coefficient of friction Cf, and speed S, refute the statement that Olga will be nippleless before she plunges into Stockholm harbor.
Titty titty bang bang.
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
The design engineers decided that exponentially the drag would have to be reduced by two!
Aerodynamically, the engineers decided that the sled would have to exponentially reduce drag by two.
Cold Slut Of The Day: Kelly Osbourne waiting to be snow plowed.
Once Misha gave in to the Supersize Everything Diet, she found new career opportunities presented themselves.
During of the latest attraction onstage of the "Circus" world tour, Britney decides to let her pussy slide on the ice.
Vancouver here I come!
i know special people have random acts of nudity but keep yout clothes on during the special olympics if you will....your case manager should have gone over that with you!
Ya know ~~~ If ya put some wax on your nipples ~~ You will go faster and perhaps win the race !!
Tanya Harding makes a come back and needed to pull in 10s for her new trailer trash swan dive........
Sadly her participation in the "Sluts on Sleds" contest reduced Bo Derek to a 6.
Paula Deen gives us her recipe for Snow Ice Cream.... Its soo good ya'll..
Sorry! Newbie here, did not mean to post twice ;0)
I specifically asked you to find me a sleigh bell, not a sleigh whale!!!
After proving to be bad luck for his team, Tony Romo asks Jessica Simpson to find her own sport.
After proving to be bad luck for his team, Tony Romo asks Jessica Simpson to find her own sport.
Louie Anderson attempting to gain some desperately needed paparazzi camera time.
"Low rider drives a little slower...
Low rider is a real goer..."
Chafing is the snow, making nipples red,
Sliding on my pussy, wish I had a sled-
But I don't have a job, the stock market's a joke
I'll take off all my clothes, but first I'll take a toke-
Oh jingle balls, jingle balls, jingle all the way
Jingle balls, jingle balls can't afford a sleigh!
You think this titty shot is bad ~~ You should have seen the picture of her fat ass, in a thong going down the hill!!
So that's where the fat nanny from "Nanny 911" went
Zippity-do-da
Zippity-Day
My oh my, what a wonderful sleigh!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Desire chip from AA...................01/17/08
One month chip........................02/17/08
Mischa Barton: "Check me out... ahead of the hollywood trend again!"
Her Agent: "Uh, Mischa, you gotta cut back on the weed. It's "Toboggan", not "Titboggan"..."
Mischa Barton: Melrose,Dreams,Reflections
udder madness on the sled slope
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"Today could be the day I'm mistaken for someone important."
After winning the race, Martha and her husband embrace. Unfortunately, her husband had been decapitated by her rock hard nipples.
My baby loves her milk cold, so we just chill and serve.
And thats the bottom line......
Mary brought her own pair of air bags. Girl Scout code number 4...Always Be Prepared.
Helmet laws SUCK!!!!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
When they asked me to be naked, I didnt mind. When they asked me to be on all fours...I had something else in mind.
...and Tina Yothers takes 4th in the tit-toboggan...
So that's how Beth Ditto gets into her clothes...