Tuesday, March 10th 2009

Afternoon Crumbs

Fringe gone wrong: Rachel Bilson looks like an old-timey bordello lampshade - Hollywood Tuna

Watchmen gives us titties, but no real peen (the blue shit don't count). Boo - Egotastic!

Rachel McAdams and Josh Lucas stage kiss for the cameras - Just Jared

Whoa. Cat Cora is a gayelle... and she's pregnant.... and so is her partner... from two different men... - Towleroad

Fried hot dogs & Kool-Aid: The perfect Mimi video - Cityrag

JLo looks different... - Popsugar

Lady CaCa brings her crotch to The View (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

A better nickname for Katherine Hagel would be dumbstupidcuntwhoreslagassholebitch - Lainey Gossip

Jennifer Aniston hates ferrets. And now you know - Hollywood Rag

Becky Romjin Lettuce goes from TV tranny to TV witch - Zap2It

Posted by: Michael K


DESIGNER GENES's picture

Lady Gaga= love child of Krystal Carrington + Klaus Nomi in that clip.

Bondagebarbie's picture

JLo had some work done..she looks way better!

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korupsi's picture

Lady CaCa grosses the hell out of me.

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Submitted by Mother Superior on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 3:10pm.

Submitted by ChubbyWubby on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 3:01pm.
What lady CaCa used to look like a short time ago

http://www.snr.ac.th/wita/Music/lady_gaga_01.jpg

http://khairilhusni.blogmas.com/files/2008/07/lady_gaga.jpg

http://m.blog.hu/ba/bala/image/lady%20gaga.jpg

http://nataixxx.bloog.pl/foto,7789721,gal,538781,index.html#next

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I think this one's still worse :D
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If the public will only accept 'good looking' people as singers or actors then we deserve what we get. And we can look forward to more britneys and angelinas in the future.

I'm sickened by how much value is assigned to a person based upon the looks they were born with.

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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...

southpaw's picture

I've always had a bit of a lesbian crush on Cat Cora.

And she always takes shots after cooking deliciousness. Hell yeah.

But on a more serious note, that's really sweet about their babies. I wish them the best.

Tigerlilly's picture

Good lord Rachel looks like a pregnant automatic gas station car wash buffer!
I mean, no, just no...That lil' ho is a nobody for a reason, BUT she is PURTY, so no, just no on fugging up PURTY...It just ain't right...They enough fug in the world. When you got a case of the PURTIES, you don't fug it up...Leave it to us fugs to work the fug...

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Deb's picture

Submitted by Albatross on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 3:53pm.
Never is Mariah more ridiculous than when she's trying to be "street."

O-KAAAAAAAAAAAY?!

She don't know nothin' 'bout cooking, if she's putting those eggs in the pan with raw sausage!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

nclgemini's picture

I'm so glaaad! I thought I was the only one who called my friends/family/coworkers slags! Bring it back MK!! I use it when I'm feeling extra fecetious! Except I call them all stupid slags, or fucking slag. It almost sounds as bad as cunt. I am soooo glad no-cuss week is over. not like I cared but it just made me think of my fuckery (oh yes pun intended!)

Estrogen a-poppin!

ImpertinentVixen's picture

I've heard ferrets smell like Angelina Jolie.

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did watchmen do some blue man group casting?
cause something about it really blue

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letinstar's picture

rachel bilson? i thought that was fergie...

i wouldn't involve myself with ferrets because of my issues with creatures smaller that cats...but i also understand they have a bad smell...
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Madam Pince's picture

I hope Cat & Jennifer Cora have a team of nannies. They're going to need them with two babies three months apart, plus the two boys they already have. I'm tired just thinking about it.

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Anonymousfckr's picture

why is rachel bilson all of a sudden fatter than the octoweirdo?

Katt's picture

*Looks JLo has gotten cheek implants or a face lift, definitely botox.
* I'm Team Aniston on the ferrets thing! They're so fuckin crazy and mean! And they smell TERRIBLE, regardless of how often you clean the cage.
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Cocoa Mocha Sugar's picture

Can anyone not see that rachel bilson is clearly very pregnant?

Creepella's picture

Why is Jo Ho crying with pride does she know him personally? I think her botox injections have gone to her brain.

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JLo does look different -- someone said as if she were Asian but I would say she looks half Japanese. Or like Natasha Gregson Wagner!

Albatross's picture

Never is Mariah more ridiculous than when she's trying to be "street."

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Juniperjump's picture

J Lo looks different because she actually seems sort of human there. She also seems to have finally chiselled the ten layers of makeup she usually has on her face. She looks nice.

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Jennifer Aniston is seriously on my shit list now. I love ferrets and that ferret was best thing in the movie.

FilthyBitch's picture

MK why you say Cat cora and her wife are pregnant by 2 different men?
"Cat says of their planned pregnancies. Their four children have the same sperm donor but Cat says, '[Jennifer] carried my embryo and I carried hers. It's like surrogating, but obviously all of our kids are equal.'"

You hitting the Vodka at 4pm?

Also: Lady CaCa is the biggest pile of dog crap I have seen since William Hung. Her and Perez are up each others ass like a dildo, I'm starting to think she really does have a dick and that's why he drools over her every day.
Not to mention she wants to claim to be so edgy and original and she "does her own thing" - then google her fucking before and after pics.
Oooooo your so edgy and such a rebel - got that plastic surgery to fit right in though didnt ya skank?
She also said she doesn't wear pants so her grandma will recognize her on TV cuz she can't see good. Then they show her stumbling out of a club in London at like 3am with no pants on. Really? Is your grandma watching TV at 3am hoping there is a camera on the front door of the club your stumbling out of skank?
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Tubereuse's picture

J.Ho continues on her quest to not look like the person Ben Assfleck dumped.

Green Is Good's picture

I'm starting to like Lady Gaga. She can sing live, and she puts on a show.

Unlike other has-been swamp whores who lumber around on stage like a rhino and lip-sync. Badly.

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@Mother Superior, I liked Lady Gaga with her dark hair. Maybe she'll go back to it.

Mother Superior's picture

Submitted by ChubbyWubby on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 3:01pm.
What lady CaCa used to look like a short time ago

http://www.snr.ac.th/wita/Music/lady_gaga_01.jpg

http://khairilhusni.blogmas.com/files/2008/07/lady_gaga.jpg

http://m.blog.hu/ba/bala/image/lady%20gaga.jpg

http://nataixxx.bloog.pl/foto,7789721,gal,538781,index.html#next

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I think this one's still worse :D

http://static.thefrisky.com/images/uploads/lady_gaga_before_after_c.jpg~...

Mah pussy is hanging out of her fucking scratch tree.

Mother Superior's picture

I wonder why Jen doesn't like ferrets. She's shrinking the list of cute, helpless,wriggeling little things she'll ever get her hands on, heheheeee.

You get what I mean. ;)

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Mah pussy is hanging out of her fucking scratch tree.

Mrs. Gosling's picture

KD I agree!!! I was just having that convo about soulmates the other day...anyone could be your soulmate as long as your commited to making shit work....but but Ryan hes different he makes me smile....lol (jk) Ive been in love with him since I was in 5th grade and he was in breaker high!

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FizziekruntNT's picture

"When I was little my dog Dimitri didn't like me very much. He was a poodle and I thought he was something that I could play with and ride. No wonder he bit me!"

Brad. Codename: Dimitri

I'dve bit the bitch too. ANIMAL CRUELTY! ANIMAL CRUELTY! Send Mammela Anderson to slap the bitch with her Amazing Morphing Hepatits.

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Clarisse's picture

KD,
Mmmmmmm Cole Hauser! yummmm!

Miss Priss,
Yeah, they are cute is a weasley way, but PPPEW-U!

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ChubbyWubby's picture

What lady CaCa used to look like a short time ago

http://www.snr.ac.th/wita/Music/lady_gaga_01.jpg

http://khairilhusni.blogmas.com/files/2008/07/lady_gaga.jpg

http://m.blog.hu/ba/bala/image/lady%20gaga.jpg

http://nataixxx.bloog.pl/foto,7789721,gal,538781,index.html#next

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Mother Superior's picture

LOL @ the pic.

Anyone remembers those 70's door curtains that were cut in stripes? :P

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Mah pussy is hanging out of her fucking scratch tree.

KD's picture

Snowy, lol! You are probably right!

So she didn't like the ferret in Along came Polly? That ferret was cool. I think my sister really wants one. Unless she got over that.

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I LOVE that top. but that is prolly only me.

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Miss Priss's picture

Cole houser's hot. he's in Dazed and Confused

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snowpiece's picture

LOL Mrs. G I don't even want to think about that!
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KD's picture

Miss Priss/ Mrs.G - I don't think there is such a thing as "one true love". You love who you love, and it could be anyone. It just turns out to be whoever you decide to give your attention to, usually.

Salem13's picture

Patrick Wilson's hot. But that dude has a forehead that can land two Boeing 757's simultaneously.

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Miss Priss's picture

Snowie

LOL!! ouch! imagine getting bit on the clit by a ferret? omg

sorry. hahahahahah

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Mrs. Gosling's picture

Eeeeew snowy gross ...lol can you imagine going all crazy...no dont

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WOA four sacagaweas? Whered you get THAT??!!
...the post office

Why do we need to know about the gayelles Cora and their cute game of swapping embryo's?
Uggghhh. TMI, ladies.

snowpiece's picture

Jen doesn't like ferrets because when she does the peanut butter trick with them they tend to bite.
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"HOLD YOUR HORSES, BONSAI!"
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KD's picture

Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 2:49pm.

I just looked up Patrick Wilson to see who it was, wondering if maybe it was a lost brother to Owen and Luke. He looks almost exactly like the guy that played lead in the movie Paparazzi: Cole Hauser. Seriously they could be twinsies. Or the same person.

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Submitted by Miss Priss on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 2:47pm.

what a BITCH!!!!
lol yeah I know they are like goddam retardedly perfect for each other and I get so beyond jealous its not even funny :'( he is my true love

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Miss Priss's picture

Clarisse

ferrets DO stink! they are assholes!

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Miss Priss's picture

i love tunics but they can make you look preggers.

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ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Who cares about tits and peen? The real travesty is the godfuckingawful version of "Hallelujah" playing during the sexytimes.

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Provolone's picture

Its like this Cat n Cora were scissoring and swapped gum

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KD's picture

Jlo looks the same to me. Its just a different hairstyle, I think. But then, I don't really pay that much attention to some people.

I'm gonna do it. Is Rachel Bilson preggars?