Tuesday, March 10th 2009
Two Little Pigs (And Becks)
Posh did this to herself! If the ho wasn't blinded by her own ridiculousness, she'd see the statue of her long-lost ancestor and sit far away from it! This is some Twilight Zone shit.
Here's Posh at Becks leaving some restaurant in Milan last night. If you stare at her dress long enough she'll either disappear or you'll have a fucking seizure. If the latter happens, take your shaky ass down to your lawyer's office and sue the ho! Attack with a deadly (fill in designer's name here).
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OK, Posh, I'm putting you on a strict lettuce and water diet--those arms are getting too fat!
love the dress. McQueen is the shit. Posh is a fucktard though. Becks could do so much better.
Stylish motherfuckers..love them!
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
The little piggy statue and Posh have the same profile.
I love them both and when david turns gay i will be waiting for him I am in love with the guy hurry up and leave posh xxxxx
I think the both of 'em look fine.
Sheesh...
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"You can get it doggy-style or you can get it laying on your side. Those are your only choices. This is my house and I get the say."
that's an alien and she's out there to kill us all.
*run*
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why does steam come out of my vagina???!?
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Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 9:17pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly: "...I'll bet she looks at Becks in disgust whilst he eats like a normal person..."
Not that anyone cares, but one time we were having some family dinner at my ILs and my SIL invited her anorexic friend. We were eating dessert and I was eating some delicious chocolate something and exclaiming how good it was. And, knowing me, probably making some vaguely sexual noises of appreciation. My blood ran cold when I caught the anorexic girl giving me the scariest look I can recall. It was a mixture of disgust and anger and jealousy. If looks could kill, I'd be rotting a grave somewhere right now.
I saw her on the street about a month ago and she looks like she's 50, but she's not even 30 yet. Anyhoo, I felt sorry for her.
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Hungry bitches is some MEAN ASS BITCHES! And they paranoid too! I a'member when I was in 7th grade, they was this anorexic ho...Now back when my tiger ass was in 7th grade, anorexia was not that known or out in the open as it is now...
Anyhoo, us ho's knew sumpin' weren't right 'bout that bitch... that skinny lil' ho had no friends cuz bitch didn't eat lunch like normal lil' ho's; she went to run instead.
Well, some of us big hearted ho's figured she needed some LURVE, so on her birfday, we forced her boney ass into the caffeteria where we presented her with a cake and sang "Happy Birfday"...You know what that whore did? She walked the fuck out on us! Bitch went to run! Aw HELL NAW!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Alexander McQueen.
@Hekki: Aw, that is sad.
I have way too many friends who would have said: Want some? My friends are bitches - they make me laugh; especially during times when it feels like the hardest thing to do...
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Submitted by Tigerlilly: "...I'll bet she looks at Becks in disgust whilst he eats like a normal person..."
Not that anyone cares, but one time we were having some family dinner at my ILs and my SIL invited her anorexic friend. We were eating dessert and I was eating some delicious chocolate something and exclaiming how good it was. And, knowing me, probably making some vaguely sexual noises of appreciation. My blood ran cold when I caught the anorexic girl giving me the scariest look I can recall. It was a mixture of disgust and anger and jealousy. If looks could kill, I'd be rotting a grave somewhere right now.
I saw her on the street about a month ago and she looks like she's 50, but she's not even 30 yet. Anyhoo, I felt sorry for her.
I would LOVE to be a fly on the wall when Posh goes out to "dinner"...I mean, like that whore eats "dinner"...Yeah, she's nixed that off the "things to do list" along with breakfast and lunch...I'll bet she looks at Becks in disgust whilst he eats like a normal person and takes calls and texts through the entire "meal" while treating waitstaff like trash...I'll just betcha!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
By god! Little Poshie has found a way to make her skinny self look even slimmer with that dress!
I wonder why she has never done some surgery to that nose? Or am I wrong and it came out badly?
Sigh. I love her. She's just so ridiculous yet so aware of her campy appeal. Her hair always looks great, too.
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I wish it was like the 70's and it was still ok to kick someone's ass. Damn
I'm just a bit curious.The Magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported her profiles were found on the famous rich singles' website ___S e e k r i c h . c o m___ for successful lawyer, doctor, movie stars, celebrity etc and she was seeking her darling there now!
Wow wtf is she doin wit her teefs?
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Gerbil + Purple hat with Cheetah print trim = Gerbil Pimp!
I love her shoes too. The dress? Kind of alien-esque to me, but that description fits her.
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Hating the dress. Coveting the shoes!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
...she's always going out to some restaurant - bitch puleez!....what in God's name does she eat?...I'd really like to know what any of these scrawny bitches are eating....do they order one shrimp rangoon or dry lettuce or what?...
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it's a M.C. Escher dress! where does it start and where does it end?? http://www.mcescher.com/
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Submitted by Emeriesan on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 5:32pm.
They're both so bleh. Their pictures are identical from a year/month to another, only the color on posh's dress changes. She should have been called Scary Spice.
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Ha! ITA
Submitted by Master Blaster on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 4:11pm.
Are you the same Master Blaster who posts at x17online?
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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The only thing that bothers me is that Becks looks like Wolverine. Waddup widat?
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I have no problem with either one of these peeps.
Why do they bother to go out to restaurants? It's not like Posh actually eats FOOD.
Christ, she must be such a high maintenance bitch. Becks probably has say every 5 minutes "Gosh, your pretty!".
They're both so bleh. Their pictures are identical from a year/month to another, only the color on posh's dress changes. She should have been called Scary Spice.
I often wonder when she goes to these restaurants do they put the shellacked version of the meal, on the table, so it looks like she's really eating something?? You know that's Crystal Light in her wine glass. BTW where is Christian Siriano's frocks. he promised to design for Victoria?????
"I will never sleep with you, never ever"
I like Posh at least she tries to be original and not look like every other bitch in Hollyweird. I give her credit for dressing up all the time and I bet she doesn't put much effort into it, people who know how to dress can do it in their sleep. As for David he looks like shit, maybe the botox has begun to wear off cuz a year ago he was looking tight in the face. Maybe all the traveling and crap is taking its toll. Either way they are better suited in Milan where Vicki can peruse fashion around people who understand her eye and David can play in a league in a country that actually gives a shit about soccer.
Soccer is not lame, its a great sport and its ridiculously hard to play. It takes skill, discipline and constant effort. Americans don't like it cuz it requires non stop running, we prefer standing around with a glove on or tackling each other with a break every 5 seconds.
Don't knock it till you play it, its wicked hard.
'I know you want to but you cant say yes.'- George Michael.
lol ok so i didn't read the other comments before i made mine and i'm not the only one that likes it, i don't feel so bad anymore haha
Submitted by Master Blaster on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 4:11pm.
i think you're right Blaster, she is looking a little obese there.
i'm probably going to get slack for this, but i actually think her dress is pretty!!! :X
how is it possible for posh's nose to more piggy? becks is starting to downward spiral...
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nice ass...when does it open?
Becks looks like kaka!
its all her fault
Those shoes look too big for her. Try as she might, she always looks like she is trying too hard.
Beckham used to be so hot. Lately he looks haggard and bony-faced. I wonder what is up.
Even Becks no longer wants to seen with her too much. Notice that they did not leave together.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Those shoes are delicious. Yum Yum Yum
oink...
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How appropriate. VB think she's fat like a pig and must wear outfit that will give her optical illusion of a slim body. The reality is, the only pig like thing I see is her nose...
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 4:01pm.
Mother Superior,
We call soccer "bananas" here and we are reluctant to play. =)
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Bananas!!! This is hilarious!
I don't put my feet near a ball too.
Also, I think football (the very bananas) players are a waste of money, time and media coverage. Just listening to Beckham speaking tells you about his intellect.
And then....look at his wife.
He must have gotten a ball kicked hard on his head....
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Mah pussy is hanging out of her fucking scratch tree.
I like the dress, just not the wierd shoulder part. And while the shoes are cute, I don't think they really go with the dress.
I've always liked Victoria but I was just thinking....she's so up herself, has she even really gotten to know her husband or enjoy her life since every minute she is attending to how she looks. I know she had kids bla bla but do you know what I mean.
Those shoes are to die for!! *hearts* I even like the dress, except for those speshul shoulder pads that need to be returned to Alexis Carrington asap.
So do they photoshop Posh's protruding bones out? She's so ridiculously thin, yet you couldn't play xylophone on her back and her legs are shapely. *puzzled*
Im not a fan but I don't think Posh is unattractive.
me too, Hekki!
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I'm digging the dress. The fake tan, not so much.
Let 'em stay in Europe where they're most comfortable.Gotta love the way these two were rammed down American throats...as if anybody will EVER care about "futbol" or hyper-expensive "fashion" in this country.Soccer will always blow...and no sane healthy woman wants to look like VB.
Okay, I like Posh and the fact that she is always very put-together and ladylike-looking.
a deadly alexander mcqueen?
http://www.neimanmarcus.com/store/catalog/prod.jhtml?itemId=prod73330087...
She looks a little paunchy, no? I think she must've thrown caution to the wind and ate a whole piece of lettuce.
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