Tuesday, March 10th 2009
City Council Meetings Are Fun!
The City Council Members of Medina, Ohio really know how to make a shitty meeting even shittier. In this clip, one gassy assy keeps blowing caca bubbles which causes every bitch in the room to laugh. Those are some booming farts. And they sound wet too. I can't.
I watched this crap a zillion times trying to figure out who the culprit is. I've decided it's the pepaw sitting all the way to the left. He isn't moving and it doesn't look like he's laughing. Bitch is too busy trying to squeeze those cheeks to stop the fartery. Or maybe the sound dude left Brit Brit's mic on again. You know her queefs can travel.
VIA Fox 8 (Thanks Ben)
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oh, you fart machine and fart software guys! haha, yur so cynical! most typical farts sound about the same whether they're manmade or synthetic! lol
it coulda been REAL or fake and, believe, those boyscouts would have taken credit for it anyway! haaahaha!
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Submitted by The Real Mimi on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 10:37am.
It's the fart application on Iphones. I have it on my phone and my nephews love it.
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I think you are right, it sounds just like that. My boyfriend has it and likes to use it at random times.
It's the fart application on Iphones. I have it on my phone and my nephews love it.
I heard somewhere it was one of those farting machines.
juni: Lmao @ Funky old Medina....haven't heard that one in a while lol
Thats some Funky Old Medina!
I saw this on the Cleveland news last night - it's a group of Boy Scout Weebelos (wtf) who went to the meeting to earn some badge. One of them let 'er rip, and the rest just chimed in - on command!! They're like 9 or 10 years old.
One of them, when the reporter asked if he laughed, said, "No. I'm not much into laughing." He had a nerdy little demeanor and it totally cracked me up, bc it's kinda clear he isn't!!
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Sounds like my husband's iPhone fart app.
That man has a great laugh. It's contagious. Farts are too funny!
I just pray they were not stinky.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Dammit! A million years ago, I used to be a reporter for the local paper there. I had to endure those city council meetings. Where were those damn kids back then? That would have been top of fold, front page news.
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Yeah, kinda obvious what was going on. Just how gullible are you people????
It's just kids in the audience playing around with some type of sound making device. There were a group of boyscouts that were bored. Sorry, but nothing that funny here.
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 7:21pm.
I can see it's time for me to break out the fart sounds link again...
http://www.fart-sounds.net/fart_sound_board.htm
*laughs like a 12 year-old boy*
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Thank you for that islandgirl...my sisters will get hours of enjoyment out of that site!!!!!!
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but did the motion pass?
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I cn see myself at 80 and I will still probably crack up at a fart. I dunno what the heck it is about the sound of an unexpected fart, but it just cracks me up.
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 7:21pm.
I can see it's time for me to break out the fart sounds link again...
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Hmmm, I wonder if my sons are familiar with that..hahhahaha...they're a greenhouse gas team.
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Submitted by mahaatma on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 8:04pm.
...if I live to 110 I will always laugh at farts - anytime, anyplace....
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I can fart the Chinese alphabet if you feed me enough Taco Bell...Mmmmmm...Taco Bell....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
...if I live to 110 I will always laugh at farts - anytime, anyplace....
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I can see it's time for me to break out the fart sounds link again...
http://www.fart-sounds.net/fart_sound_board.htm
*laughs like a 12 year-old boy*
It's good to see Mayor Leaver having a sense of humor.
One time in high school, there was an assembly with Mayor Leaver and the superintendent of schools.
She didn't find it funny when someone asked the superintendent "So, before you were superintendent, were you just intendent?" But bitch will laugh at farts. DAMN SHAME.
Thanks, I needed that! I wonder if humans have been laughing at farts since we lived in caves. Although, being trapped in a cave with farty air isn't too funny.
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 6:11pm.
Why is it that guys NEVER get tired of laughing at farts? Seriously.
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I agree. We find farts funny, but not THAT funny. We have a laugh move on. They laugh at it for days!
MK, u silly cow. It must be one of the kids in the "audience" using like some sort of fart thing, because they are cracking up good. I thought it was really funny.
gotta specialize in the silent but deadly, which can then also be blamed on the dog....
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I must have the maturity of an eleven year old boy cause farts ARE funny!
(you all know I am a chick)
Submitted by EvilShoe on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 6:11pm.
Why is it that guys NEVER get tired of laughing at farts? Seriously.
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For the same reason women never get tired of laughing at farts.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 6:11pm.
Why is it that guys NEVER get tired of laughing at farts? Seriously.
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Because all guys are emotional retards.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by EvilShoe on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 6:11pm.
LOL! i don't know why! it's so true. my 9-year old nephew and i get a 99 cent fart cushion at walmart and we're rolling around laughing all afternoon
HAHAAAA!
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This Made My Day! It's Gotta Be That Ole' "Fart" on the Left! U Nailed it MK!
That's a "Fart Machine"
those farts are so well timed, LOL!
dude goes, "well, that's a first"
haaahahaa!
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Why is it that guys NEVER get tired of laughing at farts? Seriously.
Hahahaaaaaa! lmao!! that's the funniest thing i've heard in months, i've got tears running down (yes, the simple pleasures)
aahahaaaaa!!!
THANKS, MK!!!
lol!
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It sounded like fake farts to me.
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Submitted by dadada on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 5:32pm.
Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 5:00pm.
there's probably a nice wet stain with a strong whiff of hot bologna and cheesesammich percolating on the chair of whoever blew those farts....
"I almost fell outta mah chair laffin when I read this one. BAHAHAHAHA!! Still laffin"
tee hee...
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Funky Fart Medina *woop woop!*
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 5:36pm.
Yep, I know who you mean. If not twinsies, then closely related. The one does set of my gaydar.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Medina city council president: "Under the maxim that he who denied it supplied it, I hereby move that we censure and remove the old guy to my right. Is there a second?"
I'm not far from Medina and this was on the noon news and yes, the culprits were the little kids who were sitting in on the meeting as part of a school or boy scout thing.
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Farting is ALWAYS funny! Thanx MK. Needed that.
Gotta love how they called a break.
Wow! First my little old Medina is on Dlisted with a fart story no less, and I see there a fellow Medinan's here! This is too funny!
Momus: i am working late tonight so be sure to fill me in if Harvey "spills the beans" :P
Hey don't two of those tmz dudes look like twins, but one has facial hair? do you know who I mean? and I think one is ghey?
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"HOLD YOUR HORSES, BONSAI!"
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 5:28pm.
ha ha Momus, I saw that, he looked more disgusted about that than OctoMom and the CB retracters.
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Harvey definitely has a "nose" for celeb news ... even when it stinks.
I wonder if we'll find out tonight who farted. My money's on the blond surfer dude in the center of the group.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 03/10/2009 - 5:00pm.
there's probably a nice wet stain with a strong whiff of hot bologna and cheesesammich percolating on the chair of whoever blew those farts....
"I almost fell outta mah chair laffin when I read this one. BAHAHAHAHA!! Still laffin"
"I will never sleep with you, never ever."
Those sound like machine-made fart noises. And they were near a microphone. Early April Fool's prank?
Wait, MK has a Farts & Queefs tag? Who knew?
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ha ha Momus, I saw that, he looked more disgusted about that than OctoMom and the CB retracters.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"HOLD YOUR HORSES, BONSAI!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGjFSYuJ8xM&feature=related
Farts are funny. Less so when they're fake, but nevertheless...
Someone on the back row was practising tuba.
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Mah pussy is hanging out of her fucking scratch tree.