Wednesday, March 11th 2009

What Do You Expect?

The gremlin gymnast known as Hayden Pantyairs is making life shit for Milo Ventimiglia on the set of Heroes ever since they broke up. That's what OK! Magazine claims. According to some friend (yeah, what a wonderful fucking friend), Hayden is trying to get her former fuck times partner kicked off the show.

The friend said, "She refuses to be on the set at the same time as him. She is making it difficult for everyone involved. He’s not going to play any games or stoop to her level."

The troll's speaking bitch says this rumor is made of lies. And the only way Milo can stoop to her level is if he jumps into the basement with the Basement Horse.

Hayden should quit trying to so hard. Milo is going to get kicked off the show soon, but so is everybody else, because that shit is headed to the toilet bowl any day now. She should spend her times wrestling pigs or whatever the hell she likes to do.

And what does Milo expect? Hayden is a fucking toddler. This is how they behave when they get their toys taken away. Bitch is also probably calling him from a blocked phone in the middle of the night, riding her Big Wheel by his house at all hours and breaking into his e-mail to write herself notes as him that say shit like "You are the most beautiful troll in the world. I want to stick you on my pencil and carry you around forever." True fact. I've done the last one, minus the troll shit.

This is why you shouldn't shit where you eat. You know, I've never understood that saying. Who hasn't gone caca while eating? Don't lie! It's too early for that. I mean, you're sitting there, bored and it's going to come out anyway.

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I love the smurf line. Who the hell convinced this stupid, squatty bitch that she was anything special? She is listed as 5’1” but probably is only 5’ tall. Her legs are useless sexually so a lot of positions are not an option. I guess she can make up for that with that big mouth of hers. Make she’s an anal queen, otherwise she’s useless.

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Can't really blame her. I want to get my ex fired too.

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Kirakat's picture

Lol, for some reason his smile is pissing me off.

kacky's picture

WTF is wrong with his face? Honestly, do you have to be a mental degenerate to make it in Holloywood? Because most of them seem to be M-R or scary insane, or both.

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Gigi-A-GoGo's picture

"Riding her big wheel past his house." LOL. I can totally imagine it.

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Submitted by doubled_mama -

I don't care if he has a wonky smile..I'd still hit it..
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Looks like somebody HIT IT in da MOUF.

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the grinch is coming's picture

dear Lord I wish I hadn't read that last paragraph, MK you made me puke a little in my mouth damn!

letinstar's picture

this is why you don't date people you work with...
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SpiceDong's picture

his mouth looks like he had a stroke and half his face was paralized.
and yeah, he should have never gotten involved with someone he has to work with regardless of her age...although in Hollywood that rule can't be fully applied...if everyone there stopped fucking those they work with or might work with in the future, they would all be celibate (which might not be a good thing for the gossip blogs).

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I've never watched Heroes and I never will because of her. And he made a mistake by dating her. Not because of her age but because of her attitude.

doubled_mama's picture

I don't care if he has a wonky smile..I'd still hit it..

But her?? I don't see the hype! And I thought SHE dumped him, so wth is she so upset about??

Candy's picture

That's what he gets for fucking Smurfette.

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Evil Suspender's picture

That terribad show was just signed on for another season. I had to stop watching. The poor acting was one thing but now the plot line has been changed so many times they should change the show's name to "Sybil". Milo might be hot but the mouth-breathing can only go on for so long. And Hayden looks like "Chucky" the doll grew up and got a sex change.

M.E.'s picture

I didn't know Milo had wonk smile.

parissucksliterally's picture

I agree, don't shit where you eat.

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Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 9:28am.
This is HR 101: never poke someone you work with.
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I'll remember that on facebook.

madam s.'s picture

Sheeps and mike and Am,

Exactly, exactly, and exactly.

Two Drink Min's picture

Riding her Big Wheels...MK you kill me.

Why does this thing think she is so special?
Isn't he like 30-something. What is he doing with someone so young?

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kanderso's picture

Oh man, this post was priceless.

Keep the pencil topper references coming!

So funny, because I always had a mild dislike for this gnome, and now that dislike is both justified and growing! Yay! My twisted little black heart loves this feeling.

TheBreakdown's picture

This is what happens when grown ass men fuck leprechauns!!!

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Submitted by woodhorse on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 8:37am.
What do you expect? He was living in her house, she got pregnant, he didn't want to marry her, Dad kicks him out of house, she has an abortion, and he wants to pretend he read a story in the newspaper.

Sorry, I dont feel a tiny bit bad for either one.He is a fucking pedo ans she is and idiot for let a pedo stick it on her. she got pregnant?? boh fucking boh, that is one of th eposibilities when you fuck somebody without a condom.

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Dallas's picture

Hayden precious, don't ever shit where you eat! Didn't mommy and daddy teach you this?

The other day I read that when she was in Hawaii recently she told the papz, "you make my life miserable"! Well, if not for the papz she would be, where?

To young for that entitled diva bullshit!

This is HR 101: never poke someone you work with.

luscious_t's picture

She should have had the baby. Massive press and it would paint her as the sympathetic character. What a LOSER!!!! Plus, wtf - it's not like she doesn't have the money to care for that shit. I hate abortions that make no sense. I despise her even more now.

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Green Is Good's picture

If this story is true, Troll better cut the crap. The show isn't that popular anymore, and nothing boosts ratings like killing off a major character.

luscious_t's picture

They won't have to worry for long - you know that's shit's getting cancelled. They BARELY got renewed. I'm predicitng midseason replacement next yr~

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Submitted by cuntygolightly on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 8:40am.
she totally looks like the space docking type of troll...

was she really pregnant with his kid?

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NaNoop's picture

This annoying twat is just jumping ahead of herself in the cunt:clout ratio line. She hasn't EARNED the importance to be behaving this way.

“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”

shut the smurf up's picture

The troll is fucking insuferable.
Heroes was hot 2 seasons ago,it has to go pretty soon.

He Dicho! caso cerrado!!

"I know a man who walked a mile.........

Walked a mile with a crooked smile............"

Anyway, never watched the show, hate him, hate her. Enough said.

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Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 8:34am.
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Hee hee... how about on a pair of big girl panties?

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ab's picture

"... riding her Big Wheel by his house at all hours ..."

fucking hilarious. excellent start to a wednesday!

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Submitted by Green Is Good on Wed, 03/11/2009 -

Hayden's so upset, she can barely make cookies in the Keebler Elf tree. They're flavored with her bitter tears.
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Bawahahaha!! Good one.

PS BOO I don't like bitter tear-flavored cookies.

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Green Is Good's picture

Hayden's so upset, she can barely make cookies in the Keebler Elf tree. They're flavored with her bitter tears.

Clarisse's picture

Don't fish off the company pier doucho.

At 19 I had to learn that lesson the hard way, at 30 you should fuckin know better.

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kdracofan's picture

"..........riding her Big Wheel by his house at all hours and breaking into his e-mail to write herself notes as him that say shit like "You are the most beautiful troll in the world. I want to stick you on my pencil and carry you around forever."

i cant stop laughing

snowpiece's picture

wrestling pigs????? OMG MK you are too freaking funny ♥

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EEG LOL you can do it!!! (re the patch)
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EastEndGirl's picture

Morning IG, up far too early, trying the fucking patch.

Snowy, speak for yourself. :)

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cuntygolightly's picture

she totally looks like the space docking type of troll...

was she really pregnant with his kid?

snowpiece's picture

dude! no cougars here. move along!
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mike's picture

This is the downside of fucking a) a co-worker, and b)someone far younger than you.

Haribo's picture

he asked for it himself! what the fuck was he doing with her anyway!? she's what? 19? and he's 30. why can't he date women closer to his own age instead of dating kids. i don't get it!

DeeDee's picture

Milo has the wonky mouth like Drew Barrymore. Maybe if they hook up, they'll have a baby with a normal mouth.

snowpiece's picture

LMAO at IG!
the way Hayden looks bugs the sh*t outta me!
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islandgirl's picture

'Morning, EEG! I'll have it in the mail by the close of business today. :)

woodhorse's picture

What do you expect? He was living in her house, she got pregnant, he didn't want to marry her, Dad kicks him out of house, she has an abortion, and he wants to pretend he read a story in the newspaper.

Probably the best advice is MKs don't shit where you eat.....

What do you expect when you try to have a relationship with a teenager? He just wanted some young(er) trim and now she's acting like a diva. I don't know why she's still on the show. They should not have "saved the cheerleader" during the first season.

It's funny that he played Rocky's son in the latest movie and Sly has the same mouth drop. I thought it was for the movie but his "method acting" must have stuck.

EastEndGirl's picture

IG,

Sending you $5.95 plus shipping and handling.

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