RiRi Surfaces!
RiRi is back on the scene, just a few weeks after Chris Brown beat some horns into her tenhead. The Princess of the Universe hit Coco de Ville last night without her very own pocket Ike Turner. TMZ says RiRi stayed inside for 4 hours and kept her bruise covering shades on the entire time. RiRi probably spent her time busting drinks into her mouth hole and beating the Anna Mae out of that dancefloor!
It's really fucking hard to write a RiRi/Brown post without it being filled with puns. It's inevitable. The word "clubbing" fits in there somewhere.
After she finished smashing up the club, she got into a red pick-up truck with Heather Mills in the passenger seat. I'm serious. It took me a few more Sanka swigs to realize that the blonde chick was not Heather. She has the same cunty face and says "hello there" the same way Heather does.
RiRi needs to take off the sunglasses already and walk towards the exit. This whole situation is starting to fuck with her money!! Yesterday, some whores in line at the Duane Read said that because RiRi walked back into the fist, they are quitting her ass for good. And a lot of whores are saying this.
P.S. - I hate whoever was playing "My Sharona" in that clip above. I hated that song then, I hate it now and I will continue to hate it all day, because it's now stuck in my head.
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I feel bad for RiRi, but not that bad. This is probably not even the first time buster Brown has beaten her! She acts like some sort of beaten puppy, running back to him after he beat and bit her! She should leave that dude and get her shit back together.
Don't care.
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Rhianna is a setting a terrible example to the impressionable young women who are her fans. She's making it seem as if it's all right for a man to beat you up as long as he says "SOWWY!" afterward. It is NEVER right for a man to hit a woman for ANY reason (well, unless it is some jacked-up methhead and the police are involved), and I don't care if the 100 pound Rhianna slapped that asshole Brown first - he has at least 50 pounds on her and he did a lot more than slap her back.
She has no self-respect at all, which would be okay if she weren't in the public eye, but she is, and what she does has consequences, especially to the fans who look up to her.
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Submitted by Hysteria on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 1:31pm.
Don't insult people who have survived REAL abuse.... That's a joke. You want to gossip about it and that's why you're on dlisted.
TL;DR - vulnerable people aren't going to benefit from your opinon on a gossip website.
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obviously, this is a personal issue to you. i don't take offense.
i have been in abusive relationships. people like me do read gossip sites. dlisted is as good a place as any to post a positive message. maybe even better than most
it's by far mostly fun snarking here, but you know as well as anyone that serious conversations do break out
and, i'm happy to visit with you about this topic, but i won't respond to any seriously abusive comments. that would be enabling just the kind of shit riri is taking
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Submitted by Hysteria on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 1:31pm.
Maybe the problem is that:
"so many vulnerable people will read about riri and automatically see what she did (in going back to chris) as an example of what to do. And they WILL copy what she did."
Don't insult people who have survived REAL abuse by acting like gossiping about these people trying to turn their lemons into lemonade does any real good for all these vaularable people you refer too. That's a joke. You want to gossip about it and that's why you're on dlisted. If you want to spread your take back the night or whatever message, head on over to a website where all these vulnerable people post and get to helping. Or even better, join me at the local women's shelter to give help and guidence on a one by one basis.
I don't mean to offend, but I've about had it with all these morally superior posts about how zomgsomeone!!321!! needs to help these two to see the light before it's too late. The way this is playing out, I would be shocked to find out this ISN'T some predesigned publicity stunt to boost both their declining record sales.
TL;DR - vulnerable people aren't going to benefit from your opinon on a gossip website.
You must die. I alone am best.
RiRi and Chris Brown can both go to hell for all I care.
She's a dumb cow to go back to him and he's a jerkwad. A couple of media whores. I hope their careers implode.
I'm P.O. that Nickleodean isn't taking him off the Kids Choice Award Show.
Submitted by Team KFed on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 1:18pm.
unfortunately, it's exactly because they are public figures that makes spelling out healthy information important. so many vulnerable people will read about riri and automatically see what she did (in going back to chris) as an example of what to do. And they WILL copy what she did.
i agree with others who have used this as opportunity to provide information on what abusive relationships are and how to get out
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Submitted by Keith2131 on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 1:12pm.
now you're the one who needs a good spankin! ban spam!
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Submitted by Hysteria on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 1:04pm.
Yea. That's all fine and good. But the thing is, you act like I'm required to CARE about these people. If this story was about my sister or cousin or best friend or daughter or neighbor, then yes, I'd care. I'd care enough to research why they keep going back and do something about it.
These people are not my family or friends. They're a couple of famous for right now children who are using their unfortunate situation as a way to grab more publicity instead of having to deal with any kind of real life consequences - and I'm speaking about BOTH of them. So please don't explain to me how I just don't get the complexity involved with their relationship. I get it and still give a big fuck you fucking idiot to both of them.
ok, hating on abuse victims often seems the politically correct/easy thing. consider:
"In the final analysis, emotionally bonding with an abuser is actually a strategy for survival for victims of abuse and intimidation. The 'Stockholm Syndrome' reaction in hostage and/or abuse situations is so well recognized at this time that police hostage negotiators no longer view it as unusual. Local law enforcement personnel have long recognized this syndrome with battered women who fail to press charges, bail their battering husband/boyfriend out of jail, and even physically attack police officers when they arrive to rescue them from a violent assault.
It’s important to understand the components of Stockholm Syndrome as they relate to abusive and controlling relationships. Once the syndrome is understood, it’s easier to understand why victims support, love, and even defend their abusers and controllers."
There are lots of good resources out there on leaving an abusive relationship. just google
http://counsellingresource.com/quizzes/stockholm/index.html
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Dumb twat. Wait till he Beats Her Down again. There will be more classics on Youtube for me to watch
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Damn, that was a LOUD sound; the world turning its back on this fuckery. As far as I'm concerned, if she's sticking around, they better invest in Everlast boxing gloves because if she don't care, then I don't care.
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The internet, where the men are real men,
the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
Fuck her is right, and fuck him 2. Watch nothing will come out of all this
I'm done with both of these assclowns. May both of their careers take a big shit!
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I was ready to embrace her but after the last week or so - not so much. It makes me sick, actually. ANd all this shit about her being a kid - fuck that. 21 is old enough to know you don't have to stay - especially when you aren't married, have no kids, and have all the resources in the world.
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'K, MAH PUSSY IS HANGING OUT!
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I kind of gave up on the whole thing cuz something in the milk ain't clean. So I'm not going to judge either one's actions until I know about it. Oh, let me rephrase that, I'm not going to judge RIRI's actions unless I really know how she feels about it. I wouldn't be surprised if its like some of you are saying and she's not really taking him back, just making it look that way.
Jay-Z needs to dump her from his label and start working on another protege. He doesn't realize it now but he is going to lose money by investing time in her and her career. I know PLENTY of people who are saying they aren't buying her albums anymore--mostly parents. That makes sense because most of her fans are young girls.
This dumb girl could have turned this entire situation around so that it worked to her advantage. But, instead she goes back to the the fool who beat her down on the side of the road and left her there like she was trash. Maybe she can use that picture of her all battered and bruised for her next album cover. I am so over this girl and this story.
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of course her bruises have healed by now!
she is a dumbass....I hope no one buys her music anymore. I got mad yesterday, because they played a song of hers on the news yesterday while showing the weather. She has set such a terrible example for young women everywhere, I don't think she should get any airtime, anywhere.
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She is truly an idiot for going back to him. I don't care what happens to her and I hope both of their careers die. That'll be less shitty music I'll have to hear in life.
"I'm getting butt fucked, but I like it"
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 9:44am.
Fuck her.
I know a lot of you are going to jump at me and guess what I don't care, I hope he Beat her ass even harder next time. maybe then she'll leave him.
FUCK HER
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Hate to say it too, but I'm with you!.
LOL, yeah, I guess that sounds bad! ISMU is correct, I just get lots of bruises because I'm a clutz and run into things a lot. My dog gives me bruises sometimes too. Does that make him abusive??
She'll leave his ass when she's on a slab in the morgue and honestly he'll probably be there too kicking her ass. Then when he gets taken to court he can say "Bitch came back to me knowing what I was like. Why am I being convicted?"
She's setting a wonderful example for our youth. Let me tell you I really enjoyed having to explain to a 6 and a 9 year old how this kind of behavior is not ok. Thanks RiRi and Chris. I appreciate having to give them that lesson so early. Next conversation to be had: How to properly have sex.
Submitted by KD on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 10:11am.
Would she still be that bruised up after 2 weeks? Most of mine go away after that long, I think.
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Whaaaaat?!? I hope you're talking about bruises from being a general gimp and spaz and you aren't being whomped on by some asshole.
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If you're so stupid that you can't see a hole that big, then by God you deserve to fall in it. -Morbidosity
LOL KD you might want to rephrase that....!!!!!!!!!!!
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"You are the most beautiful troll in the world. I want to stick you on my pencil and carry you around forever."
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Would she still be that bruised up after 2 weeks? Most of mine go away after that long, I think.
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"gimme back that filet o fish, gimme that fish. what if it were you hanging up on this wall, if it was you in that sammich you wouldnt be laughing at alllll"
freaking "MMMMMMy Sharona"
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"You are the most beautiful troll in the world. I want to stick you on my pencil and carry you around forever."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWFGkdUre-Q
No sympathy for her, a nice Louisville slugger for him.
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If you're so stupid that you can't see a hole that big, then by God you deserve to fall in it. -Morbidosity
I hope Jay Z drops her stupid ass from his lable and both she and Chris Brown fall off of the face of the planet for good.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 9:48am.
Someone needs to knock some sense into her.
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I heard Chris Brown is looking for work.
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"Dick will make you slap somebody." -Alexyss Tylor
I heard the cops tell my friend if she wasn't going to press charges, then stop calling and wasting the cop's time.
sadness. it's a choice she has to make, and it's pitiful that such a lovely young woman doesn't have more self-esteem then this.
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I'm so sick of this stupid story. Can we have another update on Britney's pussy please?
They are playing this out for all its worth. Anything and everything is fair game when it comes to publicity. There will be at least one ballad out of this.
Oh, and Oprah needs to sit her self down and STFU. These fuckers have absolutely no shame. A woman was beaten by her boyfriend? Brilliant - I'll do a tacky show on it so that my face will be everywhere too!
MAH PUSSY'S HANGIN' OUT BITCH!
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I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 9:44am.
Hate this expression but:
Word.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
That's something you don't see often in the big city, a celeb making thier grand exit in a truck. At the local bars around here, standard, Hollywood, not! Lol!
I hate the blatant manipulation of the fans and anybody who had her back. "Let's not be seen holding hands or looking like we're back together" so the $$$ won't stop rolling in. How insulting and reeeaaaal nice example to set to youngins.
TMZ says her people don't want them photographed together, but his people need it to rehabilitate his image. It's all fuckery, so fuck them I say.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
When is Jay-Z gonna slap some sense into her ass?!
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She looked good of nine Corona's.. niiiine.. niiine.. niiiiine.. WOOOO!
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 9:44am.
Ditto. She's made her choice. She needs to face the consequences.
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"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Someone needs to knock some sense into her.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 9:44am.
Cosign. I'm over this nonsense.
You must die. I alone am best.
I had a friend in an abusive relationship and you don't know how many times I wanted to smack some sense into her ass--literally, it wasn't until he pushed her down a flight of stairs while 3 months pregnant that she finally decided to leave him for good. Sadly only she can decide when it's time to get out.
y tu mama tambien!
Uggghhhh!!
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Yeah, the puns pretty much write themselves for this bitch.
"beating the Anna Mae out of that dancefloor" that is classic MK.
Fuck her.
I know a lot of you are going to jump at me and guess what I don't care, I hope he Beat her ass even harder next time. maybe then she'll leave him.
FUCK HER
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!