Open Post: Hosted By Joe Montana's Crotch Grabbing Son
The need to gently cup the peen is in the air, because this is the second crotch grab of the day. It comes courtesy of Joe Montana's (he used to play football or something) 18-year-old son Nate Montana. Nate gave a little love to the goods while on vacation in Hawaii. Every now and again you just got to give a little "hi" to tell it you're thinking of it.
And don't blink at all today while you're out whoring, because you might miss a dick grab. That shit is floating around and it's the little things that keep your wet parts humming.
Here's Nate with his daddy a couple of days ago. Yes, I'd hit Nate, especially in those Camp Beverly Hills shorts. And yes, I'd hit Joe at the same time. Hey, if they don't touch or look at each other, it's not wrong!
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ah yes. Joe Montana. Those were the days when the 49ers were actually a great football team. I can't even name one person on that team now.
Joe is one of the greatest ever.There's no playing above that shadow for young Nate.That being said-I've seen some game film.Nate is good enough to play D1 college ball.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 12:26am.
4) Us Irish guys need to start looking for it at least 30 minutes before heading to the Mens room.
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I stand corrected. But don't be upset with me when I think you might be givin' me the tip o' yer Blarney Stone.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 12:19am.
Grabbing your crotch for a guy is only a matter of a 3 things..and should be a turn off to a potential date who actually knows all three of them..
1)I'm young and I think this will impress you, but either way, you'll have to pay the bar tab and have to deal with at least 2 false starts before I can give you the goods.
2)I've totally got a little dick, but if I tug it a few times it will really look bigger, at least to the tuggee.
3)I've got crabs or scabs, and in either case I've given you fair warning via tugging and pulling over my pants. If you're too drunk or st00pid to realize this fact then you deserve them as well.
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4) Us Irish guys need to start looking for it at least 30 minutes before heading to the Mens room.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Grabbing your crotch for a guy is only a matter of a 3 things..and should be a turn off to a potential date who actually knows all three of them..
1)I'm young and I think this will impress you, but either way, you'll have to pay the bar tab and have to deal with at least 2 false starts before I can give you the goods.
2)I've totally got a little dick, but if I tug it a few times it will really look bigger, at least to the tuggee.
3)I've got crabs or scabs, and in either case I've given you fair warning via tugging and pulling over my pants. If you're too drunk or st00pid to realize this fact then you deserve them as well.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
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y'all bitches would be proud of me. I had to deal with the biggest asshole client ever at work and I did not go off on him even when he tried to insult me and all. This man was trying me for over an hour too. Then had the nerve to say his daughter who was with him watching this fuckery wants to be in my profession one day....uh so people can fuck with her? I looked at her like...go into stripping, it's less stressful and you'll make more money.
but the sheer amount of stupidity at work is fucking astounding. From the other staff and a lot of the clients. I had a client try to go off on me on the phone the other day. I stayed calm though and after he was done, I politely pawned his ass off on my boss....
Calming Tea might really be working!!
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People need not to fuck with me right now!--jussayin
OMG Joe Montana was my hero (next to Barry Manilow, of course...Barry was more like my god haha) growing up. Actually, it was because he looked like Barry Manilow at the time bahahahhahaha....true story. My father was watching the 49'ers play when I was in about grade 9 and the camera zoomed in on Joe...I said to dad "hey he looks like Barry Manilow!" My dad said I was effing nuts...and then the announcer said "Some people think Joe Montana looks a lot like Barry Manilow" OWNED, Dad!!! hahaha
Seriously though, that was the beginning of a huge lust for Joe for me, I still have the 49ers jersey I had made that has his number and name on the back hehe *blush*
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nooooooooooooooo
kittiesandbubbles on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 6:21pm.
gahhhhhhhhhhh I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE FUCKING NEIGHBOR KID STOLE MY CHECK CARD LAST NIGHT & RACKED UP $90.OO WORTH OF PORN
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That little fucker! Was it at least good porn? I'm kidding--- what are you going to do?
gahhhhhhhhhhh I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE FUCKING NEIGHBOR KID STOLE MY CHECK CARD LAST NIGHT & RACKED UP $90.OO WORTH OF PORN
Submitted by Dallas on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 5:13pm.
I recently bought a safe and I keep very little money in my personal account.
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Where did you say you live? And where in your house is that safe exactly?
*cues mapquest*
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Say no to men who wear barrettes!--KD
Not unless you're walking around like a crab naked.--LCT
Submitted by Deb on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 5:08pm.
*praying for a successful surgery and quick comfortable recovery*
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Thanks M.E.! Muah!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Good Luck Deb! I'll pray for a quick recovery!
Thanks islandgirl and Dallas! She's cutting me open. Gulp.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I think I'm going to get through the next few payments, then I'm going to move all my money to my credit union. I don't trust the banks anymore.
Submitted by Deb on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 5:08pm.
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Best wishes, Deb!! ♥♥
Good luck Deb! Are they doing the surgery with a scope or are they cutting you open?
The scope sugery is easy stuff!
On the bank topic.............
I hate banks! They have screwed me so many times, personally and my business accounts. So, I recently bought a safe and I keep very little money in my personal account. I still have my business accounts but, I watch them like a hawk. If I want to buy something and I don't have the cash..........well, I don't buy it. Ten years ago I cut up all credit cards except for two. I have an American Express and a Visa. They are to be used only for emergencies, hotels, car rental, online shopping etc... I pay them off every month so I don't put much on them, knowing I have to do that! I have less stress this way......I don't trust others with my money.
DAMMM waht a good body!!!
he's totally hot!!
What a cutie! Joe Montana was the man back in the day!
Hey Migraine! Sorry I missed you earlier!
Well, kids, it's official. I'm going under the knife Monday. I'm having surgery on my lower back, (removal of disc herniation). I first went to this surgeon in early October. She patted me on the head and sent me to physical therapy. I was in too much pain for that to work. I've had 2 rounds of steroid injections, several painful tests, and now we're a go. My season should be starting in a couple of weeks, (landscaping), so I'm going to have to get help. I wish this was already over with, but better now than later.
I am not going to enjoy the physical restrictions, but I've got to be good if I'm going to get better.
Wish me luck, y'all!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
There is nothing sexier than a dude who fondles himself in public **gagging***
Yeah, we totally need a new scandal.
Stoney ~ I am as tired of her as I am of Brown and Rihanna. I am happy that they are not going to let those babies come home until everything is safe.
Octopussy update:
Babies cannot go home yet:
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/03/hospital-will-not-let-octo...
Dallas, I'm going to have to go through everything tonight. I don't think I still have the deposit slip. I toss those suckers after a month, after I balance my statement. FUCK!
ugh... god M.E. that sux!!!
and i never keep my shit to prove the bitches wrong. hopefully you have yours!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
PH - Yes, WaMu/Chase is raping and anally dry fucking me.
How do yu lose $280.00 of my money, that shows up on the statement deposit, but they have no record of it? UGH!
M.E. ~ If you have the deposit slip then, they have to eat it!!
God, I hate banks!
The GD fucking bank "lost" $280 of mine in a deposit. UGH! They show no records of it. ANd that is what my fucking balance is off by! FUCK YOU CHASE!
*downs bottle of soma*
*chugs bottle of vodka*
Clarisse
yep! I'm so glad we keept him. He is my little baby. my kids say I treat him better then I treat them
(I prolly do) kidding.
DevilGirl
It hasn't been that bad. My MIL is helping me cook and clean.
xxyxz!!!
You kept him!!?!?!!!? YEAAAAAH!!!
Did he stop the ooopietay eatintay?
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Submitted by xxyxz on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 3:49pm.
Lordy! They have been there forever haven't they?
You poor thing! Haha! Even the hub is getting fed up, huh? Sometimes a little family goes a looooooooong way.
Bad Stocky Orph and Norway!
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 3:46pm.
devil, you still got stocky orph?
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Haha! Stocky Orph!
Yes. Stocky Orph and Norway (my dog) are grounded today. They are only allowed potty breaks outside cuz they ran off today and I had to get in my vehicle and find them. When they FINALLY got home they were covered in mud and wet!
I had two calls, one for lost Rott, which Stocky Orph is not and one asking if my butt smelled!
Devilgirl
No such luck. My husband is getting tired of it though.
It's a miracle...He's a mommas boy..and he is the one getting sick of them staying with us
bichette, club kids get all dressed up and do massive amounts of drugs. it's pretty much over with, probably big in the late 80s through the 90s.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
M.E., Capitol One is a fucked up credit card. I've maybe used it once in the past two years and it was by accident. They rape you with all those charges. Wamu is raping me right now, I just sent $137 to them. I almost want to call them and ask them to lower the fee because I'm almost totally broke.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
devil, you still got stocky orph?
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 3:43pm.
xxyxz DAE just disappeared....
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I think she posted something last week, but it was one or two things and then she was gone.
xxyxz DAE just disappeared....
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"You are the most beautiful troll in the world. I want to stick you on my pencil and carry you around forever."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWFGkdUre-Q
Submitted by xxyxz on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 3:35pm.
DevilGirl
Heya! Not much is new with me...
I've been busy with kid stuff:]
what's new around here?
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Heck, I have no idea half of the time what's going on here or in my own life! Lol!
Did the in-laws finally leave town?
I don't know what club kids are either.
But I know what Club Penguin is.
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 3:18pm.
I can't stop laughing at that photo. Thank you so much for giving me the best laugh of my day!
I am going to try to use that as the wallpaper on my phone.
Thanks to google and Wiki, I am now club kid edified.
Clarisse
I need to post up some pictures of Taquito. He doesn't looklike a puppy anymore
Just wait a couple years. Dust tootin is just the beginning according to my memaw.
Gosh, he's yummy!. Too young, but oh so hmm hmm good!