Almost A Crotch Grab
Damn! Jude Law was thisclose to getting his junk handled. This would have completed Crotch Grab Wednesday. But I'm sure that grabby bitch managed to get in a good one without the cameras catching her. And then ten seconds later, the whole joint was flooded in panty pudding. I bet it was like badly mixed butterscotch.
You can't blame that molester. When you're sitting next to Jude Law, you either pour Chia Pet seeds and Miracle-Gro on his head or you scratch and sniff his crotch.
Here's Jude Law at The Box in NYC the other night. Hold up. Hand me my handcuffs. Are those bitches smoking indoors? CITIZEN'S ARREST! No, Jude wasn't hold a ciggie, but he's an accomplice. I'll have to do a cavity search and by that I mean he'll have to do one on me. With his peen. Sorry, Jude. Those are the rules. Don't hate me. Hate Mr. Law Maker Person.
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Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 4:01pm.
You know Jude Law hangs out with a pretty uncool looking crowd!
I would be more him for him to hang with and I am an old lady!
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Total crotch attack! I just watched a woman play the kazoo with her hooha!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
yeah man, how do these celebs always get photographed smoking in clubs?!?!?! no fucking fair.
smoking outside is fucking barbaric. get some better vents and let mw smoke inside with my drink like a lady! pfft!!
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They're probably in the VIP section so they can smoke.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Submitted by gyeah on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 3:58pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 3:55pm.
What's with all the crotchitation today?
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Word got out you were in the vicinity!!!!
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Hahahaha!
You know Jude Law hangs out with a pretty uncool looking crowd!
I would be more him for him to hang with and I am an old lady!
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 3:55pm.
What's with all the crotchitation today?
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Word got out you were in the vicinity!!!!
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
From the looks of his brown teeth I'm guessing he's a smoker too.
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 3:54pm.
Ah, Janice Sporano, good one!
edit: or SOPRANO
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
This woman is my hero. Can she be hot slut of the day tommorow?
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What's with all the crotchitation today?
I thought that was Vince Vaughn at first! Lol!
Submitted by lilac wine on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 3:51pm.
His hairline reminds me of Phil Collins.
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drama and gyeah... I was thinking Janice Soprano. :)
Red Bull and GG is gross. It'll make you do silly things, all night.
Crotch grabbber looks like Susan Srandon!!
edit: Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Wed, 03/11/2009 - 3:45pm.
ah you were on it first, haha.
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
Fuck! I wanna grabba crotch now!!! Not, however Jude Law's.
Eeeck!
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Sooo funny, Michael K! Even if I'm old enuf to be your gran (but still quite cool) and the wrong sex, I still heart you. You are the clever, clever best of the bunch.
Jude Law used to be teh hotness, but now he's a total ladyboner-killer. His hairline reminds me of Phil Collins.
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teehee - Why am I not surprised Jude Law was at "The Box."
yes - I'm a 14 yr old boy trapped in the body of a 30-something woman. ;)
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He's wasted.
For realz, where the hell can you smoke in NYC? They dont even want you smoking in front of the establishments anymore, you have to move a certain amount of feet away, fucking ridiculous.
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lol more like a hot MESS!
i thought so too Drama, a plump Susan S.
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Though your taste is suspect.
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He's pink as a piglet. What happened?
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Grmpf.
The lady in black looks like Susan Sarandon.
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"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
The bitch in black is, I don't know, hot?
Who hasn't had their mitts on Jude Law's nether regions? Jesus, even Kimberly Stewart's been there.